Crystalwatcher's Magical Girl Quest!

For the first one, It's not actually Nepgear, it's more Rei and Sega. Among others.

Second, I tried. I really did. It just made all the innuendo worse.
Confirmed for good taste.

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IDK if you're having a writers block just dump all your lewd stuff at QQ and see if that'll get you back to non-lewding.

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What silly discussion we're having here. Wait have our stats been updated yet and uh XP gain. What were we doing again in quest?
 
(Unified Light) Magical Girl Dragon Duchess

Tiamat Monroe
Stats

Health: 1,500
Base Damage: 500
Base Resilience: 1000
Magic Modifier: 400

Affinity: Dragon | Rule | Epic
Weapon


Authority's Fang
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 2
Affinities: Rule
Ability: Kingdom
Spells

Dragon's Roar
-Dragon Duchess spews out a blast of magical energy from her mouth.
Level 1
Base Damage: 750
Magic Modifier: 750
Affinity: Dragon
Ability: Collateral Damage

Abilities

Flight: Level 4
-Max Flight speed of 30 mph.

High-Speed Combat (LVL 1)
-Dragon Duchess is able to track objects moving up to 90 mph.



Some people have decent names, some people have odd names, and some people have names that make you wonder if their parents hated them.

Dragon Queen's parents had the problem of wanting their kids to have awesome names, but not really being good at naming things, or pets, so for their children, they used the names of some gods from a D&D diety guide. Her twin brother is actually named Bahamut.
 
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Y'know, if you're gonna give someone flight, you should probably give them flight that they can actually use.
 
(Unified Light) Magical Girl Dragon Queen

Tiamat Monroe
Stats

Health: 1,500
Base Damage: 500
Base Resilience: 1000
Magic Modifier: 400

Affinity: Dragon | Rule | Epic
Weapon


Authority's Fang
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 2
Affinities: Rule
Ability: Kingdom
Spells

Dragon's Roar
-Dragon Queen spews out a blast of magical energy from her mouth.
Level 1
Base Damage: 750
Magic Modifier: 750
Affinity: Dragon
Ability: Collateral Damage

Abilities

Flight: Level 4
-Max Flight speed of 30 mph.

High-Speed Combat (LVL 1)
-Dragon Queen is able to track objects moving up to 90 mph.



Some people have decent names, some people have odd names, and some people have names that make you wonder if their parents hated them.

Dragon Queen's parents had the problem of wanting their kids to have awesome names, but not really being good at naming things, or pets, so for their children, they used the names of some gods from a D&D diety guide. Her twin brother is actually named Bahamut.
And he is a paladin.
 
(Unified Darkness) Mr. Mephisto

Charles Sabot
Stats

Health: 300
Base Damage: 100
Base Resilience: 100
Magic Modifier: 100

Affinity: Blood | Death
Weapon


Bloody Lance
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Blood
Ability: Vampire | Murder | Return
Spells

Deal with the Devil
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Blood
Ability: Geas

Gauging Death
Level 1
Base Damage: 200
Magic Modifier: 100
Affinity: Blood | Death
Ability: Murder | Catastrophic Damage | Double Cast
Abilities

Pain is Pleasure
-Increases stats by 1% for every 10% of maximum health lost by any combatant within line of sight. Combatants defined as any being within the area the battle is taking place capable of recognizing that a battle is taking place.

Practitioner (Brandcraft, Blood magic)
-Allows the creation and upgrading of spells.
 
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Pain is Pleasure
-Increases stats by 1% for every 1% of maximum health lost by any combatant.

He must be an absolute monster when paired up with armies. "Oh, you just killed 346 soldiers that would die by looking at them funny? Thanks, I just got a power boost of 34,600%". And health regenerators would be respawning power-ups for him.
 
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He must be an absolute monster when paired up with armies. "Oh, you just killed 346 soldiers that would die by looking at them funny? Thanks, I just got a power boost of 346,000%". And health regenerators would be respawning power-ups for him.
I think you got an extra zero from somewhere.
 
I think you got an extra zero from somewhere.
He could just carry a jar of battle-potatoes, and then set them on fire to octuple his stats. Or fill the same jar with battle-midges.

I suggest that this be changed to remove the percentages, and then multiply the result by 1/2.

Or give him a spooky backstory, if you want to justify his blood magic being so ridiculous as to not have the gains be halved.

In any case, any ability that can be gamed by battle-potatoes is a silly one.
 
Remove the benefit of friendly fire/combatants who cannot harm him/passive individuals?
 
He could just carry a jar of battle-potatoes, and then set them on fire to octuple his stats. Or fill the same jar with battle-midges.

I suggest that this be changed to remove the percentages, and then multiply the result by 1/2.

Or give him a spooky backstory, if you want to justify his blood magic being so ridiculous as to not have the gains be halved.

In any case, any ability that can be gamed by battle-potatoes is a silly one.
battle potatoes?

I suppose I could up the percentage needed for him to get a boost to say, 10%.

Remove the benefit of friendly fire/combatants who cannot harm him/passive individuals?
Nah, see, the point of that ability is him going

Whenever he's hurt, and whenever he hurts someone, and whenever he sees someone get hurt. So whether they're capable of hurting him or fighting back is irrelevant, as long as there's pain to be felt by them, boom, boost.
 

A bag of potatoes to destroy for the purpose of boosting himself. He's pointing out that this is vulnerable to the "bag of rats" trick. Bring a huge number of defenseless pests you've bred into battle and then kill them all for the power boost. Basically, what's stopping him from bringing a terrarium of several thousand flies with him and destroying everything in t at the start of battle?
 
A bag of potatoes to destroy for the purpose of boosting himself. He's pointing out that this is vulnerable to the "bag of rats" trick. Bring a huge number of defenseless pests you've bred into battle and then kill them all for the power boost. Basically, what's stopping him from bringing a terrarium of several thousand flies with him and destroying everything in t at the start of battle?
They aren't combatants. Although that is a good point.
 
Not sure how to define combatant though. The ability is supposed to very broad by design, so I can't just go "humanoids" or something, because then he doesn't get points for the hell beasts that magical girl over there just mulched.
Suggestions?
If they were battle-flies, they would be. And that'd make him terrifying.

Battle flies. Really?
 
How's this look?
Pain is Pleasure
-Increases stats by 1% for every 10% of maximum health lost by any combatant within line of sight. Combatants defined as any being within the area the battle is taking place capable of recognizing that a battle is taking place.
 
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