Crystalwatcher's Magical Girl Quest!

[Crystalwatcher]

Ummm.... Yeah. I'll answer what I can. Could someone collect the submissions for me since the last time I responded? Would be grateful, I'll even throw in an expy for you. They might die horribly as a sacrifice, but I need more meat for the grinder anyway.

So @crystalwatcher, could you please explain what the differences between Auto-Assualt and Autonomous Combat are? They seem like the same thing to me, but I noticed that Goddess Red's Black Knight has both, so...just made me curious is all.

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Auto Assault is a given weapon/spell's ability to operate without direct imput from the user. They can respond to a limited number of situations automatically as a kind of quasi-sentient construct.

Autonomous Combat is a spell/weapon's ability to exist completely separate of it's user and away from their presence. As in 'doesn't even need to be in the same dimensional zip code to be used'.

A weapon or spell with both can both exist and operate bereft of their owner's direct intervention. Like Red's Black Knight.

She'd try.

Try.

Human Magic works on belief.

The President is one of maybe two of the most important humans that currently exist in the public eye.

Authority retroactively equals power.

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You gave me a rather awesome idea.

You know, I haven't seen Crys for several pages. We didn't scare him away, did we?

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Nah. He was on today according to his activity page, but he probably has tests or finals right now, like just about everyone else does.

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I've been in something of a death match with my muse. It keeps vomiting random shit at me while I've been trying to force it back on track. I've been trying to avoid the thread to keep it on what track I have it on, and I think it started cooperating recently, not sure yet though.

Also, just a question Crystal, but do we know anything about what happened with Nightmare!West?

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Not yet, no. Nepgea isn't even aware of her existence yet.

Wait, does Celestial Severance have IFF? As in, can we use it to target the seal and not the person it's on?

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No IFF.

Everything in it's swing arc gets hit. Everything.

At the higher levels it becomes a rather indiscriminate instant death radius.

 

[ReaperofInterest]

@crystalwatcher, as you r

Because people we complaining:

(Unified Light) Magical Girl Primary Wiccan

Erica Bruan
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Stats

Health: 100
Base Damage: 15
Base Resilience: 20
Magic Modifier: 30

Affinity: Magic | Delusion | Myth Maker

Weapon

Feywillow Broom
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Magic
Ability: Flight (Lvl 15) | Spell Boost

Spells

Ether Blast
-Raw magic used offensively
Level 1
Base Damage: 80
Magic Modifier: 80
Affinity: Magic
Ability: Knockback

Delusional Illusion
-A wide area illusion, sucking friend and foe alike into an illusory world.
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Delusion
Ability: Otherworld

Abilities

Flight (Broom): Level 15
-Primary Wiccan is able to fly on her broom at up to 140mph.

Practitioner (brand craft)
-Allows the creation and upgrading of Spells.

The "realness" of Delusional Illusion is dependent on Primary Wiccan's belief that it's real. This will change with time as it levels up, until that reverses and the realness of the illusion begins convincing her it is real. Eventually it could mature into a full-blown reality overlay that mindrapes anyone who enters into believing it's the one and only reality. Y'know, if she lives that long.

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Atlantis Guardian

Grace Seiker
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Stats

Health: 5500
Base Damage: 1500
Base Resilience: 1750
Magic Modifier: 1500

Affinity: Metal | Protection | Legend

Weapon

Destroyer
Level 10
Attacks Per Turn: 2 (melee)/ 1 (ranged)
Affinities: Metal | Protection
Ability: Crush (melee) | Collateral Damage (ranged) | Indestructible

Spells

Wonder Wall
-Magic forcefield.
Level 10
Base Resilience: 2000
Magic Modifier: 1000
Affinity: Protection
Ability: Adamantine

Missile Massacre
-That's a lot of missiles.
Level 5
Base Damage: 500
Magic Modifier: 100
Affinity: Metal
Ability: Danmaku | Homing

Caladbolg
-Totally not a nuke. Honest.
Level 15
Base Damage: 3000
Magic Modifier: 3000
Affinity: Metal
Ability: Collateral Damage| Quadra Magic | One Shot

Abilities

Intercept (Interceptor Fire)
-If an incoming attack is caught, intercept the attack with one of your own. If your damage is higher, negate the attack, and deal the difference in unblockable damage. If your damage is exceeded, reduce incoming damage by yours before calculation. Atlantis Guardian is fully capable of using long range attack to intercept opponent attacks normally beyond her reach.

Covering Fire
-If Atlantis Guardian is in position to intervene when an ally is attacked, she is capable of intercepting the attack with a 5% damage boost. If the intercept fails to stop an attack, the ally takes the unblocked damage directly.

Iron Skin
-Immune to damage when intercepting.

Iron Will
-Reduce physical damage by 25%. Body modifiers reduced by 50%.

Guardian Knight
-boost to all stats equal to 20% opponent(s) stats when acting in defense of an ally.

Atlantis Ultima
-Gain 25% Base Resillience for every other Atlantis Magical Girl on the field.

Second in Command of the Atlantis MGs. By which I mean she was the second one to awaken, and thus the first indicator that there was an actual team, and not just Atlantis Blade.
Her canon can e used both as a melee weapon or as a ranged weapon, hence entries with poth qualifiers.

@crystalwatcher any suggestions for a better ability than "Defend" for Wonder Wall? Or just forcefield spells in general, really?

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(Unaligned) Magical Girl Grave Walker

Celestia Talion "Tally" Brimbor
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Stats

Health: 200
Base Damage: 50
Base Resilience: 25
Magic Modifier: 10
Affinity: Death | Dominance | Legend Maker

Weapon

Urfael
Level 1 Sword
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Storm | Vengeance
Ability: Counter, Unbreakable

Azkar
Level 1 Bow
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Spirit Fire | Time
Ability: Charge, Ability Trigger

Shattered Acharn
Level 1 Dagger
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Stealth | Sorrow
Ability: Execution

Spells

Brand of the Phantom
Level 1
Base Damage: 20
Magic Modifier: 12
Affinity: Spirit Fire | Dominance
Ability: Disorient
Channeling the power of her Ancestor Spirit through her left hand, Grave Walker can lay a temporary (1 turn) brand upon an enemy. This brand only seems to disorient and recharge Azkar's Elf-Shot right now, but there are whispers in her mind of greater things...

Focus
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: 5
Affinity: Time | Speed
Ability: Time Dilation, Channel
Channeling the power of her Ancestor Spirit more fully, Grave Walker draws the spirit bow Azkar and doubles her actions for X turns, where X is equal to the magic modifier roll. She can only attack with Azkar in this state. She can cut the duration of this spell short at any time.

Abilities

Banished From Death - When Grave Walker falls in battle, her body immediately disintegrates into dust. She then reforms in the closest safe spot, fully recovered, sometime between 8 and 12 hours later.

Ancestor Spirit - Grave Walker has a spiritual companion in the form of an unnamed ancestor. This ancestor was a skilled tracker and archer, skills that have been partially imprinted into Grave Walker as well. This constant tap into the spiritual plane allows Grave Walker to ignore physical damage not backed by murderous intent (for instance, jumping off a building would not harm her, but being stabbed or shot would).

Whirlwind Melee - Grave Walker is nigh-impossible to overwhelm with pure numbers. Her skill in melee combat is preternatural and augmented even further by her Ancestor Spirit, granting her semi-literal eyes in the back of her head.

If it's not obvious, Grave Walker is patterned off of Talion from Shadow of Mordor. I figured since she's literally unkillable, her growth affinity should be fairly low.

In terms of backstory, Tally awoke as a Magical Girl fairly early and was involved in an early push deeper into demonic realms. She got left behind when her squad was wiped out by a Demon Prince and command scarpered before she could reform, which was not a thing they knew she could do. She's spent the last however long behind enemy lines doing her damnedest to wage a one-woman guerrilla war on the United Darkness so that she can find and kill the Demon Prince that killed her squad. She's recently gotten information that he's moved towards the front and is planning on aiding in an offensive push against the Light.

This is fairly obviously how she awoke, and slightly more information than the Unified Light has on her abilities. She's definitely grown since they last saw her, developing her bond with her spirit companion considerably and becoming something of a boogieman to the UD in her AO. She doesn't entirely trust the UL any more since they "abandoned" her, but she'll never work with the UD because of what happened to her squad.

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Fortune Wheel

Arianhrod Alfero
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Stats

Health: 100
Base Damage: 60
Base Resilience: 80
Magic Modifier: 40
Affinity: Travel | Circle | Story Maker

Weapon

Pratikaar

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Level 2
Attacks Per Turn: 2
Affinities: Circle | Travel
Ability: Return | Ricochet

Spells

Shuffle
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Circle | Travel
Fortune Wheel switches the positions of any individuals she can see.

Payback
Level 1
Base Damage: (Damage taken by caster and dealt by target in the previous turn)
Magic Modifier: 40
Affinity: Circle
Fortune Wheel duplicates the pain she has just been dealt and forces it back upon her attacker.

Reflection
Level 1
Base Damage: Incoming damage
Magic Modifier: 40
Affinity: Circle
Fortune Wheel bounces an attack right back at the attacker.

Rotary Blade
Level 1
Base Damage: 60
Magic Modifier: 40
Affinity: Circle
Fortune Wheel spins a blade of energy to cleave through her opponent.

Abilities

Flight
Level 5

High-Speed Combat
Level 2

Someone ordered an original Story Maker?

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Swamp Bringer

Marsha Fenn
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Stats

Health: 100
Base Damage: 100
Base Resilience: 80
Magic Modifier: 30
Affinity: Liquid | Decay | Story Maker

Weapon

Zerfall der Stachel

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Level 2
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Decay
Ability: Murder | Armor Pierce

Spells

Acid Spray
Level 2
Base Damage: 200
Magic Modifier: 60
Affinity: Liquid | Decay
Ability: Murder| Collateral Damage
Swamp Bringer sprays her enemy with acid that eats at their skin.

Sticky Gunk
Level 2
Base Damage: 200
Magic Modifier: 60
Affinity: Liquid
Ability: Lockdown
Swamp Bringer pumps sticky goo over her enemy, trapping them.

Melt
Level 3
Base Damage: 300
Magic Modifier: 90
Affinity: Liquid | Decay
Ability: Murder
Swamp Bringer liquefies the enemy or object she touches.

Field of Gunge
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Liquid
Ability: Lockdown
Swamp Bringer causes ooze to seep out of the ground, sticking the feet of everyone in the area to the ground and releasing an unpleasant smell.

Liquid Form
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Liquid
Ability: Self-Boost
Swamp Bringer takes a liquid form, halving her resilience and any damage she takes. She also becomes immune to grapples and can slip through the tiniest space.

Abilities

One with Liquid

Swamp Bringer moves unhindered, at her normal land speed, in any liquid. She is also immune to acid and adhesives.

Another original story maker.

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Atlantis Ether

Aisha Quinton
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Stats

Health: 200
Base Damage: 200
Base Resilience: 100
Magic Modifier: 200

Affinity: Magic | Dimension | Legend

Weapon

Ether Wand
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Magic | Dimension
Ability: Spell Boost

Spells

Manaflow Overdrive
-Increase Damage and Magic Modifier by 50%.
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Magic
Ability: Self Boost

Wormhole
-Short range point-to-point wormhole.
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Dimension
Ability: Teleport

Starburst
Level 1
Base Damage: 100
Magic Modifier: 200
Affinity: Magic
Ability: Triple Cast

Screw Driver
Level 1
Base Damage: 200
Magic Modifier: 200
Affinity: Dimension
Ability: Armor Pierce | Vacuum

Abilities

Flight (Boosted): Level 5
-Atlantis Ether is able to fly nearly twice as fast as she is capable of running - about 40mph. (Atlantis Ether is capable of creating magical platforms mid-air that she is capable of pushing off of, or using to arrest her movement when necessary.)

Atlantis Ultima
-Gain 25% Magic Modifier for every other Atlantis Magical Girl on the field.

And the last Atlantis MG. She's new.

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ok

So I decided to do this one that I had dismissed earlier, but then I figured "hey, why not?"

(Unaligned) Magical Girl Time Tracer

Ada Cromwell
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Stats

Health: 100
Base Damage: 30
Base Resilience: 25
Magic Modifier: 20

Affinity: Time | Space | Legend Maker

Weapon

Time Shard
Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Time
Ability: Double Hit

Spells

Energy boom
-Standard energy blast. Nothing special.
Level 1
Base Damage: 75
Magic Modifier: 50
Affinity: Space
Ability: Double Cast

Tick-back
-Revert status to that of previous turn, healing damage and removing buffs/debuffs.
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Time
Ability: Reset

Relativity
-Increase speed, and all timed effect rates, by 10%
Level 1
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Time
Ability: Time Dilation

Abilities

Flight (Boosted): Level 4
-Max Flight speed of 30 mph. (Time Tracer is capable of creating magical platforms mid-air that she is capable of pushing off of, or using to arrest her movement when necessary.)

Can't Stop The Clock
-If an attack would do more than 20% of Time Tracer's current health in damage, negate it's damage and instantly heal to the state before the attack landed.

This is her at level one.

(Unaligned) Magical Girl Time Tracer

Ada Cromwell
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Stats

Health: 7,500
Base Damage: 2,250
Base Resilience: 1,875
Magic Modifier: 1,500

Affinity: Time | Space | Destruction | Legend Maker

Weapon

Time Shard
Level 70
Attacks Per Turn: 12
Affinities: Time | Space | Destruction
Ability: Double Hit |Armor Pierce | Shatter

Spells

Energy boom
-Standard energy blast. Nothing special.
Level 75
Base Damage: 5,625
Magic Modifier: 3,750
Affinity: Space | Time | Destruction
Ability: Quadra Magic | Detonate | Unstoppable

Tick-back
-Revert status to that of the beginning of engagement, healing damage and removing buffs/debuffs.
Level 70
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Time
Ability: Reset

Relativity
-Increase speed, and all timed effect rates, by 360%
Level 70
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Time
Ability: Time Dilation

Abilities

Flight (Boosted): Level 4
-Max Flight speed of 30 mph. (Time Tracer is capable of creating magical platforms mid-air that she is capable of pushing off of, or using to arrest her movement when necessary.)

Can't Stop The Clock
-If an attack would do more than 20% of Time Tracer's current health in damage, negate it's damage and instantly heal to the state before the attack landed.

Extrasensory Perception
-Time Tracer is aware of everything within 100 meters down to the atomic level.

Fragments of a Shattered Mind
-Time Tracer is immune to mental effects.

And this is her at level 75 after how ever many years of subjective time in Actual Hell.

I'm totally cool with this not being canon.

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Breakfast Call

Chen Baxter
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Stats

Health: 300
Base Damage: 30
Base Resilience: 40
Magic Modifier: 20

Affinity: Food | Sun | Story Maker

Weapon

Lie Cha

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Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Food
Ability: Vampire

Spells

Rise and Shine
-Breakfast Call wakes her ally up from magical sleep or removes other status effects from them.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Sun
Ability: Heal

Digest
-Breakfast Call causes her enemy to dissolve and in the process, refreshes herself.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Food
Ability: Murder | Vampire

Fry
-Breakfast Call cooks her opponent. Her future vampire attacks against that oppenent have their damage doubled.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Food | Sun
Ability: Murder | Self-Boost

Sunrise
-Breakfast Call causes the image of the Sun to rise behind her, burning her enemies with its hot rays and sears their eyes.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Sun
Ability: Blind

Revitalising Meal
-Breakfast Call heals her ally, making them feel full and refreshed.
Level 3
Base Damage: 90
Magic Modifier: 60
Affinity: Food
Ability: Heal

Abilities

Extreme Omnivore
-Breakfast Call is immune to all poisons and can eat and derive nutrition from any organic matter.

Rest Control
-Breakfast call cannot fall asleep, even magically, unless she wants to, whereupon she will fall asleep immediately, regenerate while sleeping and sleep exactly as long as she wants to, whether based on time or a stimulus, with no grogginess upon waking.

Another original Story Maker.

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(Unified Light) Magical Girl Visual Representation

Kala Potter
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Stats

Health: 100
Base Damage: 30
Base Resilience: 40
Magic Modifier: 60

Affinity: Art | Dimension | Story Maker

Weapon

Taakatavar Brash

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Level 1
Attacks Per Turn: 1
Affinities: Art
Ability: Armour Pierce

Spells

Makeup
-Visual Representation paints an injury on her opponent that becomes real.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 60
Affinity: Art
Ability: Armour Pierce

Touchup
-Visual Representation paints healthy flesh over an injury to heal it.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Art
Ability: Heal

Remove Depth
-Visual Representation traps an opponent inside a surface.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Dimension
Ability: Lockdown

Abstractify
-Visual Representation rearanges her opponent's body parts and causes disorientation and difficulty moving and attacking
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Art | Dimension
Ability: Murder | Debuff

Sculpt
-Visual Representation turns her opponent into a statue.
Level 1
Base Damage: 30
Magic Modifier: 20
Affinity: Art
Ability: Lockdown

Statue Form
-Visual Representation freezes in place, motionless. In that state, her resilience triples.
Level 2
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art
Ability: Self-Boost | Spellbook Lockdown | Motion Lockdown | Attack Lockdown

Two-Dimensional Form
-Visual Representation becomes two dimensional. She takes double damage from attacks and is vulnerable to wind, but her base damage doubles and 60% of attacks miss her.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art | Dimension
Ability: Self-Boost

Stick Figure Form
-Visual Representation turns into a stick figure. She takes triple damage from attacks and is vulnerable to wind, but her base damage quadruples and 75% of attacks miss her.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art | Dimension
Ability: Self-Boost

Camoflage
-Visual Representation changes her appearance to look like the background or another individual.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art
Ability: Self-Boost

Abstract Form
-Visual Representation rearanges her organs, halving her speed and base damage due to awkwardness. However, her vital organs are hard to find. Attacks have a 75% chance to do half damage to her.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art
Ability: Self-Boost

Light Form
-Visual Representation turns into a hologram. She gains Flight level 20 and takes half damage from attacks, but can't attack back.
Base Damage: N/A
Magic Modifier: N/A
Affinity: Art
Ability: Self-Boost | Spellbook Lockdown | Attack Lockdown

Abilities

Paint Pot
-Visual Representation never runs out of ink, paint or other liquid used for marking, drawing or painting.

Another original Story Maker.

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Right. Magical Girl Queen of Blood everyone. Yes I know, I made her a total monster, but hey it's Girlycard, what did you expect? Not to worry, Seras will be significantly weaker. Give me your thoughts though. Any criticism is welcome.

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Sorry this took so long, but once I got that Arbiter name stuck in my head....well I got ideas. Good news is I'm done. Tell me what you all think of the Arbiter Of Blood.

Edit: If anyone could give me a good last name for her, that would be great.

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...I made this at like 1 AM, so feedback would be appreciated.

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Another original Story Maker.

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Another original Story Maker.

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Another original Story Maker.

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Because as @chocolote12 keeps saying, there are non-MG practitioners. As I'm the only one who's actually made one and had it canonized, I figured I should do my part and make another.

A note on his spells: Those are the ones he can use. He knows the metaphysical ins-and-outs of a veritable library's worth of different spells for all kinds of affinities on top of that.

He would probably be very interested in meeting Sam.

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Another original story maker.

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I had to take some of the images out so it would post, but it has links to every last submission since you last replied, apart from the ones on this page.

 

[MobiusC]

At the higher levels it becomes a rather indiscriminate instant death radius.

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Nepgear is going to become some kind of boogyman for Unified Darkness. Send an Army after her and she'll whittle it down to nothing, get with range of Celestial Severance and she'll hit you with an unstoppable beam of death, tearing everything it hits to pieces; get closer and you suddenly start BURNING from her CUTENESSCore Purge; if you somehow prove tough enough to hit her, your attacks are nearly USELESS and completely negated; and if you somehow manage to overcome that, just to fuck with you her body would simply refuse to die. If you somehow manage to stay alive, overcome all that bullshit, and finally kill her, just as a final fuck you, her soul will go nuclear and vaporize you and half the dimension.

She's like some kind of final boss from Hell's version of Hell.

 

[chocolote12]

your attacks are nearly USELESS and completely negated;

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And the threshold for Negation gets 5998 damage higher every turn, before factoring in that all damage over that is multiplied by 0.01 before it applies, and then that gets halved.

 

[ltmauve]

And the threshold for Negation gets 5998 damage higher every turn, before factoring in that all damage over that is multiplied by 0.01 before it applies, and then that gets halved.

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We haven't purchased Segarite core yet.

 

[Crystalwatcher]

She'd try.

Try.

Human Magic works on belief.

The President is one of maybe two of the most important humans that currently exist in the public eye.

Authority retroactively equals power.

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You gave me a rather awesome idea.

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Alright, when I first read Choco's comment my brain had this image of the head of the Akashic Pillar's military being this really big guy with a love of oversized cannons because nothing else can hold up to the abuse he puts his guns through.

He's not compensating for anything. Everything else is compensating for him. So in the spirit of this thought I went and googled 'big badass black guy anime'.

Took the picture of the first guy that showed up and made a character sheet off the top of my head. So meet the Supreme Commander of the Counter Force:

(Counter Force) SC William "Pink" Snickerdoodle

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Stats

Health: 666
Base Damage: 500
Base Resilience: 50

Weapon

The Orphan Maker

Level 5
Attacks Per Turn: 5
Affinity: Holy
Ability: Armor Pierce | Collateral Damage

Abilities

Human? Yeah Right
-Reduce physical damage by 55%. All opposing 'Overwhelming Presence' abilities are negated. All Allied 'Overwhelming Presence' abilities are doubled in effectiveness. Negate enemy synchronization bonuses. All synchronization bonuses for allied forces are tripled in effectiveness.

Humanist
-Reduce all non-human magical damage by 99.9%.

Flack Cannon
-Causes 10% extra damage to any target more than ten feet of the ground, regardless of velocity or direction.

Bullet Time
-William is able to track objects moving up to 90mph.

The Insurmountable Gap
-If Final End Damage dealt to an opponent exceeds 50% of their health, double the damage dealt.

'Open Fire', and 'I Need To Reload'
-If an enemy combatant is killed during William's combat turn, reset his actions.

This guy is Cannon by the way.

 

[Nix's Warden]

Alright, when I first read Choco's comment my brain had this image of the head of the Akashic Pillar's military being this really big guy with a love of oversized cannons because nothing else can hold up to the abuse he puts his guns through.

He's not compensating for anything. Everything else is compensating for him. So in the spirit of this thought I went and googled 'big badass black guy anime'.

Took the picture of the first guy that showed up and made a character sheet off the top of my head. So meet the Supreme Commander of the Counter Force:

(Counter Force) SC William "Pink" Snickerdoodle

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Stats

Health: 666
Base Damage: 500
Base Resilience: 50

Weapon

The Orphan Maker

Level 5
Attacks Per Turn: 5
Affinity: Holy
Ability: Armor Pierce | Collateral Damage

Abilities

Human? Yeah Right
-Reduce physical damage by 55%. All opposing 'Overwhelming Presence' abilities are negated. All Allied 'Overwhelming Presence' abilities are doubled in effectiveness. Negate enemy synchronization bonuses. All synchronization bonuses for allied forces are tripled in effectiveness.

Humanist
-Reduce all non-human magical damage by 99.9%.

Flack Cannon
-Causes 10% extra damage to any target more than ten feet of the ground, regardless of velocity or direction.

Bullet Time
-William is able to track objects moving up to 90mph.

The Insurmountable Gap
-If Final End Damage dealt to an opponent exceeds 50% of their health, double the damage dealt.

'Open Fire', and 'I Need To Reload'
-If an enemy combatant is killed during William's combat turn, reset his actions.

This guy is cannon by the way.

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Ah Dutch you beautiful son of a bitch! Glad to see you again!

Now we just need Revy, Benny, and Rock to complete the gang.

@crystalwatcher Here is a link for more Dutch pics, because no offense, his character picture is kinda derpy looking to me.

 

[Robotninja]

You mean canon. Cannon would mean he is a cannon. Which would be awesome, but that means that he wouldn't be human unless he had really radical surgery done to him.

 

[LostDeviljho]

This guy is cannon by the way.

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What caliber?

 

[Crystalwatcher]

You mean canon. Cannon would mean he is a cannon. Which would be awesome, but that means that he wouldn't be human unless he had really radical surgery done to him.

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Fixed.

What caliber?

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Bigger than yours.

 

[Crystalwatcher]

@crystalwatcher Here is a link for more Dutch pics, because no offense, his character picture is kinda derpy looking to me.

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Better?

 

[Highwind]

This guy is cannon by the way.

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Considering he looks like he can fire Superheavy AP shells at ballistic speeds with nothing but sheer muscle and testosterone, Yes he is Cannon.

Fixed.

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As far as I'm concerned, it was perfect the way it was and you just broke it.

Actually, when I saw Chocolote's post about Authority Equaling Asskicking my mind went straight to the President of the United States and made me wonder if he has a Giant Robot stashed under the White House in case his VP decides to try a Coup. Nevermind that Akashic Pillar is the World Government now.

 

[Crystalwatcher]

Actually, when I saw Chocolote's post about Authority Equaling Asskicking my mind went straight to the President of the United States and made me wonder if he has a Giant Robot stashed under the White House in case his VP decides to try a Coup. Nevermind that Akashic Pillar is the World Government now.

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Probably did towards the end of the Third War.

 

[Nix's Warden]

Better?

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Yes. No offense intended, but the old one was....derpy as I previously stated. This one is good though.

 

[Highwind]

Probably did towards the end of the Third War.

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Is it still in one piece and can we get it and stick Richard into the cockpit? Pretty please?

 

[Crystalwatcher]

Is it still in one piece and can we get it and stick Richard into the cockpit? Pretty please?

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Naw, if it's survived this long it's probably been repurposed by now.

 

[LostDeviljho]

Yes. No offense intended, but the old one was....derpy as I previously stated. This one is good though.

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His name is Pink Snickerdoodle.

 

[chocolote12]

'Open Fire', and 'I Need To Reload'
-If an enemy combatant is killed during William's combat turn, reset his actions.

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An entire army of demons in a single turn, including the big ones with 40000 HP, if he paces himself and uses one of his attacks to off an imp or something every fifth shot.

Sounds about right.

 

[Crystalwatcher]

Considering he looks like he can fire Superheavy AP shells at ballistic speeds with nothing but sheer muscle and testosterone, Yes he is Cannon.

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Due to the glory of this comment.

His name is Pink Snickerdoodle.

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And this one.

I'm changing it back, if anyone has a problem with the fact he is cannon instead of canon:

An entire army of demons in a single turn, including the big ones with 40000 HP, if he paces himself and uses one of his attacks to off an imp or something every fifth shot.

Sounds about right.

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Blame it on his ability to do this. And the fact he might be able to use you to feed his Ophanator.

 

[Nix's Warden]

Yeah it's fine. I'm just used to seeing someone with a Dutch pic played straight with the source character. No big deal.

 

[Crystalwatcher]

Yeah it's fine. I'm just used to seeing someone with a Dutch pic played straight with the source character. No big deal.

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Thing is: I've never actually watched Black Lagoon so don't expect much from me in that area.

 

[chocolote12]

Blame it on his ability to do this. And the fact he might be able to use you to feed his Ophanator.

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It has the Holy Affinity, and we're a (Baby sister) Goddess. Anything he points it at should just turn to mist before we buff it, and afterwards?

And this is just the man alone.

No human actually works alone.

 

[Nix's Warden]

Thing is: I've never actually watched Black Lagoon so don't expect much from me in that area.

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Spoiler

That's okay though. I forgive you.

But seriously. I would recommend the hell out of the series. It's absolutely fantastic.

On more thread related matters what are your thoughts on all the new characters that were made?

 

[LostDeviljho]

On more thread related matters what are your thoughts on all the new characters that were made?

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All the new characters. Every one. Individually.

 

[Nix's Warden]

All the new characters. Every one. Individually.

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What the Lost Yandere Devil said.