Omake: Draconic Wisdom
*** Mini Omake Generic Lung Speech ***

Lung looked around. At one time he may have ordered the deaths of the Undersiders for thier transgressions.

But now, this was so much better.

So, so much.

The Protectorate, in thier foolishness, tried to placate the kami (and the miko) with cash.

Fools.

He would BURY the miko with honor. So much so that the Kami was in his debt.

"I want the children alive and unharmed. They have stolen from us and as such have a debt to pay."

He looked around again. Yes, this way was so much better.

[ Fight scene goes here ]

Lung looked at the children bound before him.


Lung was a dragon, he understood things as all dragons do.

Dragons steal princesses and sleep on big piles of money.

When a knight in shining armor decides to pick on the poor defenseless dragon, (who only wanted to sleep on his pile of money), people cheered the mean old knight and not the poor defenseless dragon.

Strange.

Well, fortune had smiled on him.

"Deliver them to the miko. They have a debt to pay, let the kami be thier judge."

A moment passed, and then he turned back, his men paused as he adressed the children directly.

"It takes great courage to steal from a dragon. The miko and the kami will do you no harm."

As a dragon, Lung understood. He understood that hobbits, and dwarves, and knights in shining armor, and Gandalfs existed just to spite poor innocent dragons.

Fucking hobbits. Seriously.

He would follow the kami's rules. And drown her in honor and debt. Until the kami was in his debt. Until the kami owed HIM a favor.

It was so simple, so EASY.

Lay around and do nothing. Sooner or later a bunch of hobbits or wizards would show up and try and steal from you.

At that point all you had to do was drop them off and let the miko sort them out.

In the end, who would the kami favor? Fools who offer a pittance offering of cash, or a wise, innocent dragon who brings offerings of new disciples?

Let the hobbits come. LET THEM COME! He would give them to the miko to work off thier debt.

******

Taylor was excited, a whole weekend ahead...

Of...

Her...

"Ok. Welcome to the shrine. Can SOME ONE tell me why Lung has decided to put PEOPLE in the donation box?"

A generic mook addressed her, "Miko, Lung has once again been the victim of a crime. These hobbits have attempted to stealing from him. They are yours to do with as you see fit."

******​

Lung smiled to himself.

This way was so, so much better.
 
Chapter 26
26



Taylor had to excuse herself and go back to the office to refill the water kettle, as well as raid her stash of commercial teas. The relative privacy of the office also gave her a moment to catch her breath and think uncharitable thoughts about her guests without being seen. The heroes and the ABB capes had entered a bizarre form of Cold War, neither side willing to be the first to conduct their business, speak openly against the other, or leave. It was becoming increasingly obvious to Taylor that if she ever wanted to go home, she was going to have to force conversation to continue, until both parties were satisfied.

Let's see... Lung's contingent had technically gotten here first, so hearing out the leader of the ABB was probably the correct first option. Except Lung was an asshole, and if he thought that Taylor was trying to hurry him up and get rid of him, the gang leader would likely just dig in his heels and smirk until long past sunset. And that just wasn't an option. 'Hi dad, sorry I'm late getting home, I was having a tea party slash old western stand-off with Lung and it ran kinda long.'

Yeah, no.

Taylor brushed imaginary dirt from her skirts and walked back out to the tatami mats, leaves crunching under her shoes and her shadow abruptly splitting and flickering outwards. Oh, good. She was worried things were going to go smoothly.

Taylor turned slightly and looked up, calling out over her shoulder. "Hello, Purity!"

The Empire cape had stopped her approach, hovering a dozen feet above the shrine, transfixed by the collective glares of the rest of Taylor's guests. "Is… this a bad time?" Her masked voice questioned.

"Oh, not at all. I was just serving tea. Would you care to join us?" There was a certain strange tranquility in watching everything around you go to hell. After a hesitation visible even through her corona, Purity drifted lower and took a spot on the mats across from Taylor's own seat. Taylor settled down the new kettle and tea bags, picking out an empty cup for the E88 enforcer as she said, "It was raspberry hibiscus with one sugar and lemon, right? Or did you want something else?"

"Oh— um, yes please. To the first one."

"Of course." Taylor set about making a cup. "You didn't happen to see Skidmark or any of the Merchants on your way here, did you?"

"No, I can't say I did… why?"

"Just checking."

"I'm a bit surprised any member of the E88 would come here, after last week." Battery said. She was closest in seating arrangement to the Empire cape, and after a quick comparison Taylor noted a few inches' discrepancy between Purity's distance from Battery as opposed to her distance from Lung. Taylor couldn't say she blamed Purity at all.

"Yes, they… certainly had a busy week."

"They?" Armsmaster was quick to note the choice of words. Purity tensed, and busied herself with gently squeezing a lemon slice into her tea instead of answering. Her awkward silence made Lung chuckle. Purity leaned just the slightest bit further away from the ABB leader, which only seemed to please him more.

"Ahem. If you don't mind the intrusion," Taylor said, doing her very best to keep her tone level, "I would like to return to some of the matters at hand. Battery, I believe you wanted to go over something?"

The heroine startled just a tad, then nodded and pushed forward that second folder she had brought. "Well, you've already stated your opinion on the matter, but the Protectorate would like to offer you a place within the Wards program. It's often the best choice for new parahumans, as it provides a safe environment and experts to help you practice and develop your...powers…" She trailed off, and Taylor took advantage of the pause.

"Thank you for the offer, but I must decline. Joining the Protectorate would at the least compromise my ability to keep the shrine open to anyone, since I doubt the PRT would take a permissive stance to it. Also, as I've said, I'm not a parahuman, so it would be a poor fit regardless." Taylor sipped at her tea to give herself a few seconds. "That said, the Protectorate and associated heroes or employees are as welcome here as anyone else, so please don't feel slighted by my refusal."

Lung started that rumbling laugh again. "Dismantle half of their enemies, and they offer you the privilege of chains. How unsurprising." The heroes bristled, and Lung smiled a bit wider, showing his teeth.

"From what I've heard, the Wards program offers many benefits and opportunities for later growth. It's an offer made in good faith, I think, just not one I can accept." Taylor commented. She looked over at the heroes' side of the mats, about to say more, but caught a flash of white in the side of her vision. Taylor debated for less than half a second if she really wanted to know what Sunny was doing over there.

She turned her head slightly to face Lung. "Besides. They've claimed that Sunny was involved in offering assistance, so before you arrived, they arranged to offer her part of the bounties from the Empire cape captures."

"A pittance, I am sure."

"Would accepting that count as graft?" Purity wondered aloud, drawing the attention of both sides over to her.

Surprisingly, it was Assault who answered, shaking his head. "Nah. Two reasons, one being that the capture bonuses are publicly known, and offered through the PRT rather than the Protectorate directly, so it's not a shady dealing from the heroes. Second, it's only bribery or graft if it's given for something that's been asked for. Neither the Protectorate nor the PRT asked Brushstroke or Good Dog to take any action against the E88."

Taylor listened, and tried to restrain the morbid curiosity that was building. She failed rather quickly, as a side glance confirmed that the white shape had moved closer. Sunny was several yards away yet, the wolf crawling on her belly and keeping her head as low to the ground as possible. While Assault spoke she shuffled a bit closer, letting the hero's words mask the sound of her approach. After a steadying breath Taylor smoothed her expression and instead looked at the unopened bottle of sake, sitting on the mat. People in those old movies her dad watched mixed alcohol into their drinks quite a lot. Bourbon, she thought. Maybe sake could be mixed into tea? Even if not the attempt might have to be made.

"Well, since we've established the legalities…" Lung broke in, that satisfied cat-smile starting on his face again. "I have also brought a gift, as a token of my generosity." Even with his smug at 100%, Lung kind of sounded like the words bit at him as he spoke. The ABB leader reached into his back pocket and pulled out a folded bundle of papers, because even a trapper keeper would be too professional. He used his long reach to set the papers near Taylor's knees, and she set down her tea to unfold them, silently praying that they would not be sweat-damp.

"Here, Miko. These are property deeds," Lung said, as Sunny crawled closer and carefully— carefully!—laid her head down on Armsmaster's thigh. The Tinker absently started petting her head. Taylor kept her eyes on Lung. "Five lots in total, the Shrine and the two properties on either side, for you to do with as you see fit."

"I don't think the city takes blood money, Lung," Purity seethed.

"Of course they do. They also take legal tender, and this land was purchased through legal means…" Taylor saw the exact moment Lung spotted Sunny, because the gang cape blinked behind his mask and lost his train of thought. Taylor decided to step in before he could regain it.

"That's quite kind of you, Lung. I hope you didn't trouble yourself too much for it."

"Doubtful," Purity interrupted. "His gang has cratered the property values around here, he probably got them for a steal. Lung, you know she's just a teenager so I hope you paid off the back taxes and put some into escrow, because there's no way she could pay them herself." Heads turned her way, and she scowled through her light. "What? I've worked real estate."

Lung looked absolutely affronted at the accusation, though Taylor privately thought it was a pretty good one. "Of course. You take me for a fool?"

"I take you for a brute," Purity said.

"Purity, please." Taylor cautioned, and the cape settled herself a little.

Battery started rubbing at her temples. "Hng… Brushstroke, you're going to want to find a lawyer who knows cape law, I think, since it would be better to attach these properties to your cape name and not your own. And then there's the whole mess on whether or not this place counts as non-profit, since it's a religious or a community center. Armsmaster, you have anything on Rogue ownership law…." The cape had looked over at the Tinker and spotted Sunny laying beside him. Assault noticed her eyes popping and looked over as well, the poor man accidentally swallowing tea down the wrong way.

Armsmaster hmmed to himself, holding his teacup with one hand and rubbing Sunny's ears with the other. "I don't know offhand what the intersection between Rogue capes and nonprofit organizations is, but ever since the Fallen got started I'm sure there have been lawsuits. There are some pretty stringent limitations on Rogues and capes in general, most of them relating to Thinkers or Tinkers, or the stock market. If you decide to develop any of those properties as a place of business, there will likely be a requirement for a certain percentage of your profits to be funneled into a charitable organization— there's been some pushback against that, but I know Parian ran into it a year or so ago, and I haven't kept up on any changes since then."

"That doesn't sound so bad," Taylor said.

"It probably isn't, but since you're also running a place of prayer, definitely get a lawyer because the IRS is going to notice."

"Certainly." Taylor sipped at her tea and counted to ten. "Well, I'm not sure what I'll do with them, but it is nice to have the Shrine's neutral zone extended. Thank you, Lung, it's quite a generous gift."

"Right," the gang cape said, looking between the horrified gazes of Assault and Battery and the lazy smile on Sunny's face.

"Though, that does segue into something I wanted to address," Armsmaster continued. "We'll leave you some pamphlets on Rogue cape laws, but you should be aware of a few basic rules first."

"Yes?"

At the other end of the mat, Taylor saw Purity lean in towards Battery and whisper something. The heroine put up a finger to shush her, and continued watching Armsmaster as the Tinker smiled and started listing off a few general rules. Most of them seemed like common sense and courtesy, like not using your powers on others. "Master powers in particular carry a steep penalty. There has been concern about Good Dog using a Master ability to force a change in behavior or attention."

"Oh?" Taylor said, after a moment. "Like what? Do you have an example?"

"In particular, there was a report of Good Dog compelling a law enforcement officer to stop and pet her."

"I see." Taylor set down her tea, very carefully. "I believe you're mistaken, though. I really don't think Sunny has to coerce people to pet her."

"Master/Stranger protocols would suggest otherwise." Poor Purity sounded like she'd caught Assault's asthma. Taylor just nodded, acknowledging Armsmaster's concerns. Then she squared her shoulders and looked him in the visor.

"You're petting her right now."

Armsmaster's hand stopped. He glanced down to his right. Sunny, head on his lap, looked up at him and started thwapping her tail on the ground in a wag.

"SON OF A BITCH!"


* * *


Taylor looked through the documents Lung had given her while Purity hovered over her shoulder and pointed out places to sign now, and ones to sign later, and they both ignored the Protectorate heroes huddled a ways away having a tense argument between themselves. It was impolite to stare at guests, Taylor reasoned, and also this might just be a regular occurrence in the future so she had better get used to it. Sunny sat near her, positively radiant from the attention.

"Choice of guests aside, Miko, you provide excellent entertainment." Lung hadn't moved from his spot, and sat watching the chaos. Oni Lee was taking his cue from Taylor, and just ignoring the whole mess. Sunny made sure to wander his way for a quick pet from the assassin, as well.

"...thank you, Lung." Taylor sighed. "Though, I really don't know what to do with this gift. I'm sure there's something, but— Sunny?"

As soon as she'd signed the last few forms, Sunny had come closer again, near vibrating with excitement. Taylor tucked the signed forms into the folder Battery had given her, with her copy of the alias registration forms. Most of the street now officially belonged to Brushstroke and Good Dog, or would as soon as Lung's check's cleared.

Sunny jumped to her paws with a bark, ran in one tight circle, then jumped up on Lung of all people and licked at his mask. Then she was off like a shot, barking excitedly and headed for the abandoned lot next door. Taylor glanced at her guests, who had all looked her way—even the heroes—then she looked after Sunny's path. At the distant sound of the wolf's Wooooo~! suddenly growing more echo-y, Taylor frowned and got up to follow. Footsteps behind her suggested that her guests had done the same.

"Sunny? Sunny, where'd you run to now?" Taylor pushed her way through a bit of overgrowth, and followed the dusty paw prints to… a hole? There was a hole dug in the middle of the abandoned lot, almost a pit really, measuring nearly a meter in diameter. A wooden crate had been shoved aside, presumably having been hiding the hole from casual view. Taylor edged a bit closer and peered down into it.

"That's… straight through the foundations," she heard Assault remark, behind her.

"Sunny… likes digging." Taylor said. "But this is pretty big. I wonder what she—"

Taylor cut off abruptly, a sudden rumble beneath the earth making her back up towards the line of heroes and villains behind her. Just in time, as another WOOOOOO~! heralded Sunny's return, as the canine shot out of the ground on top of a geyser. The wolf jumped off her latest improbability and, panting, jumped into the embrace of an old cement birdbath instead. The water she'd dug up rained back down, prompting a surprised cry from Taylor as the drops hit her skin and left steam.

"But that's— we're on an aquifer, the nearest fault line is a hundred miles away, how—" Whatever Armsmaster was saying, Taylor stopped listening, as several things all at once began to make sense. All those times she wandered off, only to come back covered in dirt, or mud, or concrete dust…

"Sunny," Taylor said, very calmly. "Did you… for months…" She had to take a breath. She heard Lung making a choking noise beside her, as the 'cratered' property values of the ABB territories steadily clicked upwards.

"Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!"

Sunny, lounging on her back in the birdbath, which was filling with steaming water from the mineral rain, tossed her head. Mmmmmbark.

There was a moment of silence, as Taylor processed this and everyone else quietly mourned the death of rationality.

"So I brought out some sake from Sunny's stash, does anyone want to—"

Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. "Yes."
 
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Excuse me whilst I go into yonder screaming closet and make gleeful noises of great happiness.

Taylor had to excuse herself and go back to the office to refill the water kettle, as well as raid her stash of commercial teas.
And breathe heavily into a paper bag.

The relative privacy of the office also gave her a moment to catch her breath and think uncharitable thoughts about her guests without being seen.
She also took a moment to scream into a pillow. ...and then a second moment. ...and then a third, just for good measure.

'Hi dad, sorry I'm late getting home, I was having a tea party slash old western stand-off with Lung and it ran kinda long.'
Yeah, I could see the other side of that conversation easily:

"Oh, that's okay, Taylor. Just call next time. Me? Oh, I haven't been doing anything impor-OW! OW! Director Piggot, please stop hitting me with that rolled up newspaper! I was going to tell her! I was! Just... when the time was right! OW! OW OW OW ALL RIGHT, JUST STOP!"

There was a certain strange tranquility in watching everything around you go to hell.
You have learned a great truth, my child. *claps hands* Thus, wisdom is gained.

"You didn't happen to see Skidmark or any of the Merchants on your way here, did you?"

"No, I can't say I did… why?"

"Just checking."
"I did see the Butcher, though."

"Of course. Of course. Well, that might be a problem. I'm pretty sure she's a coffee person and I don't have any."

"That's your only concer-"

"TEA TIME IS COURTESY TIME."

after a quick comparison Taylor noted a few inches' discrepancy between Purity's distance from Battery as opposed to her distance from Lung.
Yes, Battery is a pretty lady. Later, Assault will be sleeping on the couch after making one too many jokes involve words that rhyme with 'we some'. (For the record, 'one too many' means ANY.)

Taylor couldn't say she blamed Purity at all.
YES. YES! 26 chapters and I finally have an excuse to pull out The Chart! WHOO-HOOO!

"They?" Armsmaster was quick to note the choice of words.
Well, that's one way to announce your departure from the white supremacists. Next, start dating this nice fellow you met at a single parent's support group....

Also, as I've said, I'm not a parahuman, so it would be a poor fit regardless.
No, no. That would be your... projectio*coff* DOG. Just your dog. That's all.

Taylor debated for less than half a second if she really wanted to know what Sunny was doing over there.
The answer is, of course, "No, for the sake of my own sanity."

"Would accepting that count as graft?" Purity wondered aloud, drawing the attention of both sides over to her.

Surprisingly, it was Assault who answered, shaking his head. "Nah. Two reasons, one being that the capture bonuses are publicly known, and offered through the PRT rather than the Protectorate directly, so it's not a shady dealing from the heroes. Second, it's only bribery or graft if it's given for something that's been asked for. Neither the Protectorate nor the PRT asked Brushstroke or Good Dog to take any action against the E88."
"All of this is laid out in this handy booklet: "It's Actually Okay: 101 Things That Aren't TECHNICALLY Illegal (A guide to the funner side of life)" by Madcap Assault. You can have this copy. I've autographed it!"

Sunny was several yards away yet, the wolf crawling on her belly and keeping her head as low to the ground as possible. While Assault spoke she shuffled a bit closer, letting the hero's words mask the sound of her approach. After a steadying breath Taylor smoothed her expression and instead looked at the unopened bottle of sake, sitting on the mat.
Is... is Sunny attempting to get close enough to steal back her sake? Is that what she's doing right now?

Maybe sake could be mixed into tea? Even if not the attempt might have to be made.
Bad dog! Bad, irresponsible dog! No being a bad role model for your miko and turning her into an alcoholic! Miss Militia will be most wroth with you! HER POWER CAN MAKE ROLLED UP NEWSPAPERS, DON'T MAKE HER COME OVER THERE.

The ABB leader reached into his back pocket and pulled out a folded bundle of papers, because even a trapper keeper would be too professional.
Taylor's continued aggravation with Lung's REFUSAL to be proper still amuses the shit out of me.

Sunny crawled closer and carefully-- carefully!-- laid her head down on Armsmaster's thigh. The Tinker absently started petting her head.
...oh. It's not the sake. I... excuse me. I'm going to be over here, in this soundproof closet. NOT laughing until I make myself sick.

Taylor kept her eyes on Lung.
(And began to mentally calculate how much sake she'd need to drink to wipe this entire afternoon from her memory.)

"Doubtful," Purity interrupted. "His gang has cratered the property values around here, he probably got them for a steal. Lung, you know she's just a teenager so I hope you paid off the back taxes and put some into escrow, because there's no way she could pay them herself." Heads turned her way, and she scowled through her light. "What? I've worked real estate."
*narrows eyes* I have absolutely no basis for this beyond my own fevered imagination, but suddenly I feel like the Shrine just obtained a new book keeper.

Lung looked absolutely affronted at the accusation, though Taylor privately thought it was a pretty good one. "Of course. You take me for a fool?"
Beneath the table, Lung frantically scrambled in his pocket for something to write that down with so he could figure out a way to backdate the paperwork properly....

"I take you for a brute," Purity said.
*narrows eyes* Is the Shrine's new book keeper flirting with its bouncer? Reality says 'no', but *I* say yes yes yes! Team "Radiant Dragon" is a go!

Assault noticed her eyes popping and looked over as well, the poor man accidentally swallowing tea down the wrong way.
Assault has just realized he could have spent CENTURIES of bribes, blackmail, and favors for this assignment and STILL come out the winner.

Armsmaster 'hmmed' to himself, holding his teacup with one hand and rubbing Sunny's ears with the other.
I'm almost sad that Armsmaster's about to short out his armor with the spit take in his near future.

"It probably isn't, but since you're also running a place of prayer, definitely get a lawyer because the IRS is going to notice."
Yeah, THAT audit should be fun.

"And this bill for sake? That's... quite a large amount."

"My dog is an alcoholic. If you'll check the next receipt, you'll see it's for when I had to check her into rehab."

"I... see. Tell me: Would you happen to have any of that sake left? I suddenly have an intense need for it."

"Though, that does segue into something I wanted to address," Armsmaster continued. "We'll leave you some pamphlets on Rogue cape laws, but you should be aware of a few basic rules first."
Behold! Armsmaster NOT being a total dickbag! The almighty power of petting Sunny is not to be denied or underestimated!

At the other end of the mat, Taylor saw Purity lean in towards Battery and whisper something. The heroine put up a finger to shush her, and continued watching Armsmaster
"Should we tell him?"

"No, no. I want to beat the spread."

"In particular, there was a report of Good Dog compelling a law enforcement officer to stop and pet her."
"No one in particular. Just a generic law enforcement officer. It wasn't me. It was someone named MastArmser. Who isn't me. Stop looking at me like that."

Poor Purity sounded like she'd caught Assault's asthma.
It's that fall pollen, man. Just... terrible on the lungs.

"You're petting her right now."
For this chapter, the part of Taylor will be played by Adrian Veidt.

Armsmaster's hand stopped. He glanced down to his right. Sunny, head on his lap, looked up at him and started thwapping her tail on the ground in a wag.
*wild, hopeless laughter*

Ama-no-Oshiho-mimi? Where?!

Taylor looked through the documents Lung had given her while Purity hovered over her shoulder and pointed out places to sign now, and ones to sign later,
...yup. Shrine has a new book keeper.

Sunny sat near her, positively radiant from the attention.
What you did there. I saw it.

Most of the street now officially belonged to Brushstroke and Good Dog, or would as soon as Lung's check's cleared.
Do... do you think he signs it Lung? Or just singes it a bit and they know it's him?

another WOOOOOO~! heralded Sunny's return, as the canine shot out of the ground on top of a geyser.
...no. No, I refuse to believe. No. No no no. She didn't. She didn't and I refuse to believe she did excuse me I need to go to the Shrieking Closet with this bottle of cheap gin.

She heard Lung making a choking noise beside her, as the 'cratered' property values of the ABB territories steadily clicked upwards.
That fall pollen is a NIGHTMARE, man!

"Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!"
In her defense... hot springs ARE pretty awesome.

There was a moment of silence, as Taylor processed this and everyone else quietly mourned the death of rationality.
Taylor, meanwhile, had already mourned rationality's death, made a nice shrine for it, put it up, and regularly visits it.

Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. "Yes."
I like to believe every single adult there said that, it's just that Lung was the loudest... because Sunny just raised his property values astronomically. How's that debt owed to debt repayed ledger looking NOW, "dragon" man?! You'd better swim like a sonuvabitch, carp boy! You're gonna make it through that gate if Sunny has to drag you there one inch at a time! You're gonna EARN THAT TITLE.

Sunny. No. Sunny. Stop.
Sunny YES. Sunny GO.
 
Omake: Finishing Touch
Ha! I knew it! Havoc was brewing off screen! I just didn't know that this particular Havoc was brewing for a long time already.

A simple cement birdbath hot tub doesn't seem to be the end point for all of Sunny's hard work... Here have an omake.

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Sunny lounged in her cement birdbath turned improvised hot tub, luxuriating in the gently steaming waters. She congratulated herself on a job well done and settled in to enjoy the heated waters. A few moments later her muzzle abruptly pointed down at the birdbath as she noticed something wrong. Indeed there was something terribly wrong with this picture. This was definitely not job well done.

She rolled over and poked her nose over the edge of her cement hot tub as she eyed the geyser of water coming out from the hole in the ground. Ah! Well there's the problem. Idly reaching over, she batted a round stone set near the former birdbath. The stone rolled and knocked against a plank which triggered a simple rube goldberg machine composed primarily of leftover gardening tools and painting supplies that culminated in a large hollowed out bamboo pipe dropping off the roof of the shrine and neatly diverted a bit of the geyser into a few special bamboo pipes the led underground and into the birdbath base.

A short while later Sunny lounged in her cement birdbath turned improvised hot tub with improvised Jacuzzi system. She congratulated herself on a job well done.

Armsmaster blinked a couple of times then collected his jaw off the ground as he turned to follow Brushtroke and Lung. Yes. Sake sounded like an excellent idea after all.
 
Chapter 27
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Director Piggot looked up at her closed office door with a sudden, inexplicable feeling of dread. Her instincts quickly proved themselves right as noise started to filter through, soft at first, then louder as footsteps and arguing voices approached. Emily pushed back her chair a few inches so that the panic button would be easily reachable, and took a moment to unlock the nearby drawer that held her sidearm. Just in case.

The clamour got louder, then reached its peak when her door was pushed open, revealing the grinning face of Assault and three security personnel who were failing to restrain the hero. Assault staggered forward, bracing himself against the Director's desk.

"Directorrrrr, this talking thing! It's amaaaaazing!"

Piggot leaned back a bit from Assault, then shifted her gaze over to the PRT security who were making excuses. They cut off all attempts as she looked at them, then turned back to Assault, who was still in mid-babble.

"...and then th' dog went all Jules Verne an' dug to the center of the earth, an' now there's gonna be a hot springs episode 'cause there's always a hot springs episode, y'know?"

"What the hell are you three standing there for? M/S tank them, all of them, NOW."

"But Directorrrrr we need to--"

"I said get in the tank."


* * *


The morning air was crisp and scented with the melancholy of falling leaves, and the sun had taken pity on the poor East coast and decided to stay unhidden by clouds more often than not. It was truly a day for the record books, not because of the unusually nice weather, but from the blue-moon occurrence that, months ago, would have sent Taylor running for the conspiracy theorist sections of PHO to explain:

She was happy to go to school.

Taylor pressed her cheek against the cold brick wall near Winslow's main entrance and sighed. Sweet, sweet normalcy! Let the other kids stare and whisper, she needed this. Homework, and boring lectures, and petty insults— a return to the dull things in life! Taylor pulled back from hugging the building and nearly skipped inside. Hello, faulty central heating system! Good morning, uneven chairs and squeaky lockers! Great to see you, parting waves of asshole teenagers!

Taylor hiked her backpack a little higher on her shoulder, and sighed happily. Not a cape in sight. Wonderful.

The morning passed in blissful doldrums, Taylor's finely-honed skills of ignoring other students meshing well with her more recent, trial-by-fire proven talents of maintaining composure. So what if people stared, or kept sneaking glances at her? Screw them. So what if their frequent checking of phones reminded her of her to-do list? That was a worry for another day. So what if Blackwell called her into her office to— okay wait that last one merited some attention.

Principal Blackwell looked… almost exactly the same as she had every other time Taylor had seen the woman. She had to wonder if Blackwell owned multiple copies of the same three-piece suit, or if maybe there was only the one, and Blackwell simply oozed into it every day as her chosen carapace for her gelatinous, pod-person body. It was probably the former. Probably.

"Miss Hebert, please have a seat," she instructed, then peered intently at Taylor in her red sweater and white, already-stained painter's pants. The woman confirmed Taylor's suspicion of judgment when she asked, "I wanted to ask why you felt it appropriate to wear… that garment… to school."

Taylor frowned. "Well the sweater is because it's October and getting kinda cold. The pants are because I didn't feel like wearing a skirt today. Possibly because of the whole 'getting cold' thing I mentioned."

The principal's expression soured a bit. "I meant that garment in particular, Miss Hebert."

Well, what was her problem? "I was going to do some painting later, after school? And didn't feel like changing?"

"I… see." Ms. Blackwell shuffled some of her papers around, stacking them neatly, and Taylor's frown intensified at the obvious time-stretching gesture. "Well, I suppose it is ultimately your decision. However, you will obey school rules and regulations while you are here, Miss Hebert. Don't cause any trouble, you understand?"

Try to ruin her Normal Day, would she? Taylor didn't have to take that silently. She gave the older woman an appraising glance and said, "Of course, Principal Blackwell. All students should be mindful of their school conduct. And, naturally, of the Golden Rule," Taylor smiled. "'Treat others as you wish to be treated.'"

Taylor saw Principal Blackwell's eyes widen just a fraction, and she smiled a little wider in response. She could almost see all of the complaints and reports she'd filed last year flash behind Blackwell's pupils.

Taylor had to wonder, for a moment, if maybe she was absorbing some sort of vindictive streak from the Baachan Collective. And if she was, did she particularly care? No, Taylor decided. She did not. She deserved a little vindictiveness now and then.

"...understood, Miss Hebert, so long as you keep to the rules as well." Mr. Henrick must have seriously put the fear of God into that woman, though it was still a bit weird to be singled out like she was being. What had gotten under Blackwell's skin? Well, as long as it didn't interfere with Taylor, she was perfectly fine with letting the principal conspire or perspire or whatever she was doing. As soon as she was excused to leave, Taylor stood and saw herself out.

Lunch was… palatable. For cafeteria food, anyway. More palatable was watching Emma sidle up for an attempt at needling her, only to shrink away when Yuuta, Haru, and a few of their friends chose to almost crowd around Taylor. Answering their questions was well worth the show and companionship. A few rumors had circulated among older siblings and friends, and friends of those friends, and so forth, until the recent meetings Taylor had endured were a topic that simultaneously managed to be very known about, and yet hardly understood. Apparently, gang circles worked in much the same fashion as high school ones. That… Taylor wasn't sure if that was comforting, or terrible.

"A hot spring? In the Bay? You're kidding," Haru said, disbelief warring with wonderment.

"Nope. That… actually happened. Is happening." Taylor said, politely ignoring several of the students around her breaking out into hushed conversations that she couldn't understand. "So… yeah. I don't really have the room or funds for a resort or anything, so I guess I'm building a bath house? Not entirely sure how that's going to come about, but it'll probably be fun."

"An onsen and a shrine in Brockton Bay… goddamn," Yuuta laughed. "That'll be a popular part of town if you can happenstance your way into more stuff."

"Huh? Like what?"

"Pretty sure most of those buildings around there aren't houses, they're old shops that got abandoned and robbed an' sh— stuff." Yuuta ran a hand through his hair. "People see the area's safe, move back in, start up businesses? You'll get a lot more traffic at the shrine, that's for sure."

"Hm…" Taylor started chewing on her lip. It was supposed to be a Normal Day, but… well, a little bit of Shrine Business was Normal. She reached down for her backpack, rummaged a bit, then pulled out a notebook and a pencil. She started scribbling a bulleted list, getting her thoughts on paper before they could flutter away.

"Eh— Miko, what's that?"

"Wanna make a list," she said as she put down 'Onsen' at the first bullet point, "A list of stuff to do for the shrine, and… a few other ideas. C'mon, some of you guys know more about this stuff than I do, help me out here."

Haru spoke up first. "You should start selling your charms, maybe ema too." At Yuuta's questioning look, he explained, "Since you're talking businesses, I mean… I figured you could use the donations? To, uh… improve… cycle." He made a circular motion with his hand. One of the other kids behind him snorted and mussed up Haru's hair.

"Right!" Taylor said, as she added the suggestions. "I get it— use donations for more improvements and such. Probably buying towels, too… what's an ema, before I move on?"

"It's a little wood board you write a wish on. Usually got little painted pictures on them— all sorts of stuff. You buy a plaque, write the wish you want, then hang it up on something in the shrine," Yuuta explained. An excuse to paint? Sounded fine to Taylor. After that, suggestions started piling in from the Asian students at her and the nearby tables. Things their grandparents had told them about, or parents. Ideas for businesses that might move into the street— some serious, others not. Even things they'd mostly just seen in cartoons… the less questionable parts, anyway. Taylor's list filled up well by the end of the lunch period.

When her last period rolled around on the clock, Taylor hurried out the doors of the school to her bike, where Sunny was patiently waiting. She squished the wolf's face in her hands in greeting (as one does), then loaded up her bike and wheeled it away from the racks and the curb, muttering a quick 'excuse me' to a student who was holding their phone up instead of looking where they were going. Then they were off, Taylor chattering about her Normal Day and her List to Sunny, who ran alongside and occasionally barked in approval. Instead of heading to the shrine right away, though, Taylor steered them both back home. She pedaled down the street, then pulled smoothly into her home's driveway and hopped off the bike.

Old Mrs. Henrick was outside, in a warm sweater and very fluffy-looking slippers, attempting to wrap cloths and tarps over her rose bushes to preserve them from the winter chill. Taylor called out a greeting, then skipped around the fence to go help the old woman finish her task.

"Well, hello there, dear! You're in high spirits today."

"Yup!" Taylor agreed. "Things are just… going good, y'know? Weird and difficult sometimes, but good."

"Can't speak for the weird, but difficult is good. Anything really worth doing is never easy."

"Heh— I'm starting to think I agree." Not to say that help wasn't welcome. Old Mrs. Henrick directed Taylor to use the shoebox of little plastic stakes she had to fix the tarps to the ground, since Taylor had an easier time kneeling and standing up again.

"So what's going so good for you, Taylor?"

"Well… school's a lot better, I guess. I still get picked on, a little. But it's nothing like it was. Teachers are getting almost jumpy about bullying and I've… made some friends, I think?" She wasn't sure on exactly where the lines of Gang and Shrine politics were drawn, but Haru and Yuuta sat with her at lunch most days, and Souta always nodded to her if they passed in the halls. And the regard for her that those boys had seemed to be spreading to everyone else they talked to, turning what had been silent disregard into tolerance, and from there creeping towards acceptance.

"Oh, that's wonderful! George will be tickled pink to hear that."

"Hey, where is Mr. Henrick, anyway? I haven't seen him on the swing much lately."

"Ohohoho!" Old Mrs. Henrick laughed, the gesture making all the lines near her eyes crinkle together. Taylor wondered if she could convince the old woman to sit for a portrait, one of these days. "That old firebrand! Your school really got his hackles up, sweetie. He's been hounding the new superintendent and yelling at PTA meetings like he was thirty again!"

"Wh—really? But… how long has he been retired?" Taylor asked, as she followed Old Mrs. Henrick into the house. The smell of fresh cookies was thick in the kitchen, and Taylor left the door open a few seconds longer so Sunny could return from her wanderings and scramble inside. Butterscotch, yessssss.

"Oh, getting close to twenty years now. George stepped down when he was sixty-seven, and that old man's eighty-three now." Old Mrs. Henrick poured a couple glasses and a bowl of milk, apparently perfectly fine with Sunny begging at her table. The cookies were still warm, right at that point between 'too hot' and 'not as gooey as it could be.' Perfection.

"That sounds like a lot of work… I hope he doesn't wear himself out. He's supposed to enjoy retirement, you know?"

Old Mrs. Henrick smiled again, and sat down at the kitchen table with Taylor. "That is what he enjoys, sweetie. What you're supposed to do isn't always what you should do, and my George has never been the type to rest on his laurels for long." The old woman's smile lines crinkled again, and Taylor couldn't help but grin in response. "It's good to see him with a fire in his engines again. Just the sight makes me feel more energetic, too!"

"Then, I'm glad. And school has been better, too. Probably not just for me, either." Taylor munched on a cookie, and spared a glance to watch Sunny lapping at her bowl of milk (she'd already devoured her share of the baked treats, of course). She turned a thought over in her head a few times, then looked back up at Old Mrs. Henrick. "Hey, can I… ask a question? Or maybe for advice?"

"Of course, sweetie, you're always welcome. What's on your mind?"

"Well, I— okay inherited isn't the right word, but we'll go with it— I inherited an old shrine recently, a Shinto one. I've been fixing it up and working at it all summer and now fall..." She gave her neighbor an edited version of her recent lifestyle. The retired couple had known about the cherry trees, but not how many there were, or for what purpose— she'd promised to tell them more after they caught her moving bags of seeds and soil out of her garage, but had never quite gotten around to it.

"It sounds like you're having fun, dear."

"It— yeah, I am. It is fun. Hard sometimes, really hard, but fun." Taylor chewed a bit on her lip, getting her thoughts in order. Sunny moved to sit closer by, pressed against her knee, and she rubbed the wolf's ears as she spoke. "And there's a bunch more I think I could do, but… well, it kinda occurred to me to wonder how I'll keep up with it after I graduate. Dad's been keeping a college fund, and I know it's what Mom would want…"

Old Mrs. Henrick nodded. "I understand, Taylor. It sounds like you're having doubts about what you want to do with your life, right?" Taylor nodded, glad for the old woman's wisdom. "And you're right, I'm pretty sure your Ma and your Pa both would love to see their little girl walk for her diploma… but a piece of paper isn't everything."

Something in Taylor's chest tightened, right around her lungs. It was an idea that had come to her late at night, right between sleeping and waking— just a thought. Sunny working over the entire city somehow to get a hot spring was… well, that was definitely a Sunny thing to do, apparently. But the hot spring wasn't the only thing she'd gotten.

Taylor owned the shrine now, or the land it sat on. She owned a couple of derelict shops. She owned the hot spring— and while there was only one spring now, somehow she was sure that if she asked, Sunny would be happy to dig holes until she found another one. The shrine was suddenly more than just a space, more than just a hobby:

It was an investment. It was an opportunity.

Taylor had no illusions that it wasn't going to be hard. But if she could help revitalize the area, get businesses going again— and rent out the shops she now owned?

Taylor wouldn't necessarily have to quit. She wouldn't have to leave the shrine and go on to a career, the shrine could be her career. Sunny (and Lung) hadn't given her a hot spring, she'd given her options.

Taylor took a breath, and said, "I… I think I want to keep at the shrine. Keep working at it, I mean. Instead of… I dunno. Being a teacher, or an editor."

"Well, then you do that, Taylor. Just do be careful, though. I hear the ABB is thick on the ground around those parts."

It was Taylor's turn to smile. "Oh, kinda. I've seen some around. They don't really want to bother the shrine, though." Another thought nudged its way to her awareness, and made Taylor smile wider. "Oh, and I've met even more cool old people, since I've been working there."

"Oh really?"

"Really." Taylor's grin was in full force, and Sunny wagged her tail. "Let me tell you about Baachan."

* * *

Taylor didn't get to the shrine until the next day, having whiled the afternoon talking with Old Mrs. Henrick and regaling the old matron with stories of her Asian counterparts until she'd had to wipe tears from her eyes. Then Old Mr. Henrick had come home, and wanted to be let in on what was so funny.

Old Mrs. Henrick had been right, by the way— the old man had puffed up with pride at Taylor's report about the changing atmosphere of her school. There'd even been time to ask the old man if he could help her with some woodworking. Haru's explanation of ema plaques had sparked a few ideas of where to put them, and between her sketching and Old Mr. Henrick's experience, they designed a rough blueprint for what the old pair called a 'squirrel run.' It was too small to be a cat run, you see. Taylor didn't, but the framework, some cords, and a whole bunch of planter hooks made their way onto her List.

When he asked about the box he'd built, and if she enjoyed it, Taylor had nodded and explained about how she and Sunny were collecting beads. Old Mrs. Henrick thought it a lovely idea and had shuffled off to go find her jewelry box. She'd come back with a handful of loose beads, taken from old bracelets and necklaces, and even a few that looked like some of Mr. Henrick's work. None of them matched, but somehow that made them look even better, cupped in Taylor's hands. Sunny gave both of the retired pair a nuzzle and slobbery kisses.

Taylor kept the beads wrapped in a handkerchief until she and Sunny got to the shrine, and the wolf led the way into the shrine's interior. She pushed the top of the wooden box off with her nose, then pawed at one of the small cubbies until Taylor gently poured the beads inside. The wolf gave a happy sigh and leaned hard against Taylor's leg until she petted her, then after a moment carefully set the box lid back in its place. Taylor eyed the character above the newly-occupied space, and wracked her brain a bit for what she'd put in her notebooks until she recalled the translation:

Ondori, the Rooster.​
 
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When we last left our intrepid heroes, they were trying to erase the realization that they'd all been played for MONTHS by a "dog" solely so it could get a hot spring for itself. Let's see how that turned out for them!

Emily pushed back her chair a few inches so that the panic button would be easily reachable, and took a moment to unlock the nearby drawer that held her sidearm. Just in case.
Either for whoever was about to break into her office, or (if her luck was running consistently) for herself when the person who broke into her office dumped a massive load of shit she'd have to deal with in her lap.

Piggot leaned back a bit from Assault,
And, more importantly, the MASSIVE scent of alcohol he brought with him.

"I said get in the tank."
My new mental image of Director Piggot:

She was happy to go to school.
Oh, that explains it. Taylor's been replaced by a pod person. It's so obvious now.

Hello, faulty central heating system! Good morning, uneven chairs and squeaky lockers! Great to see you, parting waves of asshole teenagers!
Hurrah! No Lung! No Protectorate! No... wait, what was that last one? "parting waves"? .... TEENAGERS DON'T DO THAT.

So what if people stared, or kept sneaking glances at her? Screw them. So what if their frequent checking of phones reminded her of her to-do list? That was a worry for another day.
Is... is Taylor at school in her miko outfit? Is that what's happening right now? I... I think that might be what's happening right now?

"Miss Hebert, please have a seat," she instructed, then peered intently at Taylor in her red sweater and white, already-stained painter's pants.
CLOSE ENOUGH. I'm counting that as a point for me.

"I wanted to ask why you felt it appropriate to wear… that garment… to school."
"My dad says I can't go skyclad, even though I've checked and it's TECHNICALLY not illegal due to religious exemptions, the jerk!"

Well, what was her problem?
*coff*"Cape"openlyrunningaroundinherschool*coff*

Well, I suppose it is ultimately your decision.
...ah, that's the next plot point then. The visit from New Wave praising her for joining their cause of capes being open about their identities! (And a visit from their new kitten overlord, of course.)

I can't wait to see how Sunny deals with the Dallon sisters.

Try to ruin her Normal Day, would she? Taylor didn't have to take that silently. She gave the older woman an appraising glance and said, "Of course, Principal Blackwell. All students should be mindful of their school conduct. And, naturally, of the Golden Rule." Taylor smiled. "'Treat others as you wish to be treated.'"
Taylor uses "Fear the Nice Ones!"

Taylor saw Principal Blackwell's eyes widen just a fraction, and she smiled a little wider in response. She could almost see all of the complaints and reports she'd filed last year flash behind Blackwell's pupils.
It was SUPER EFFECTIVE.

Mr. Henrick must have seriously put the fear of God into that woman, though it was still a bit weird to be singled out like she was being. What had gotten under Blackwell's skin?
*eyes Taylor* Taylor, dear... maybe you should start making sure the ventilation is a bit better when you do your painting? I'm starting to suspect that you've fried more than a few brain cells with paint fumes, is all.

I don't really have the room or funds for a resort or anything, so I guess I'm building a bath house? Not entirely sure how that's going to come about, but it'll probably be fun.
The next day, a VERY large check arrives from Max Anders, accompanied by a note that read: "Please take this and use it to build a bath house that your dog can spend all its time in. Please."

It was supposed to be a Normal Day, but… well, a little bit of Shrine Business was Normal.
And slowly but surely, Taylor's definition of "Normal" is eroded more and more....

Even things they'd mostly just seen in cartoons… the less questionable parts, anyway.
"-and that's when the schoolgirls are introduced to the joys of cephalapodic eroticism!"

There was a long, horrified silence.

There was the sound of a fist meeting a nose.

"Thank you." Taylor said, eye twitching. "Please kick him a few times, too."

When her last period rolled around on the clock,
*pauses*
*shakes head*
No, the menopause joke is too easy.

She squished the wolf's face in her hands in greeting (as one does),
SQUEEE*coff*shut up, you saw nothing.

muttering a quick 'excuse me' to a student who was holding their phone up instead of looking where they were going.
Taylor's just... gonna keep ignoring all the people taking her picture, isn't she. Just... not even going to recognize them. She's REALLY taking that "Today is A Normal Day!" thing all the way, isn't she.

...well, it worked for "Tea Time is Courtesy Time."

Anything really worth doing is never easy.
"Speaking of which, let me tell you about my nephew ...or maybe my niece? I don't judge, dear."

"Ohohoho!" Old Mrs. Henrick laughed,
Oh, god! She's Kodachi Kuno! HIDE ME.

He's been hounding the new superintendent and yelling at PTA meetings like he was thirty again!
"It's been a great change of pace from his usual yelling at the clouds!"

The cookies were still warm, right at that point between 'too hot' and 'not as gooey as it could be.' Perfection.
So I'm baking cookies tonight. That's good to know.

"It's good to see him with a fire in his engines again. Just the sight makes me feel more energetic, too!"
I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone reading this that the rate of sexually transmitted diseases among the residents of nursing homes and assisted care facilities is shockingly high.

Taylor chewed a bit on her lip, getting her thoughts in order. Sunny moved to sit closer by, pressed against her knee, and she rubbed the wolf's ears as she spoke.
For the record, I really enjoyed Sunny being silently supportive here. It was a nice little touch.

while there was only one spring now, somehow she was sure that if she asked, Sunny would be happy to dig holes until she found another one.
I think you'd have to ask her to STOP digging, actually.

The shrine was suddenly more than just a space, more than just a hobby:

It was an investment. It was an opportunity.
Taylor Hebert, professional shrine maiden. She's in the Yellow Pages.

Taylor wouldn't necessarily have to quit. She wouldn't have to leave the shrine and go on to a career-- the shrine could be her career. Sunny (and Lung) hadn't given her a hot spring-- she'd given her options.
Which is really awesome for Taylor and I really, really like the fact that she's realized this and is starting to explore what it could mean for her.

Lung, of course, is only trying to give her options in the hopes that one of them involves LEAVING HIM ALONE.

"Really." Taylor's grin was in full force, and Sunny wagged her tail. "Let me tell you about Baachan."
"Have you heard the word of Baachan? I have some literature I'd like to share with you...."\

So, Assault is the only hero that managed to return to base?
I have this mental image of everyone else who was at that meeting (minus Taylor) sprawled around the shrine in various stages of drunkenness and/or consciousness. (Lung and Purity both agreed that what happened during drunken commiserations STAYS during drunken commiserations. ...eventually they'll realize Armsmaster's helmet has a camera.)
 
Omake?: Before the fade-in
I have this mental image of everyone else who was at that meeting (minus Taylor) sprawled around the shrine in various stages of drunkenness and/or consciousness. (Lung and Purity both agreed that what happened during drunken commiserations STAYS during drunken commiserations. ...eventually they'll realize Armsmaster's helmet has a camera.)

The only real problem I have with this chapter is that my original planned opening had to be cut, it just wouldn't flow correctly. I was going to start with Taylor delivering the sloshed heroes to the PRT building (Assault flirting outrageously with Battery, while Armsmaster is passed out in the front seat) by means of having Souta drive them there. I suspect Souta would end up playing Angry Birds on his phone, giving absolutely zero fucks about wearing his ABB bandanna on PRT property.

Alternatively, it wasn't Souta who was called, and Oni Lee helped instead. Miss Militia couldn't handle it.

MM: Why is Oni Lee here?
Lee: Designated driver.
MM: ...what?
Lee: I obey all traffic safety laws.
 
Omake: Tea Party Antics
Sounds like Assault joined in to hit the sake bottles to get truly sloshed in between chapters and was somehow the only one who tried to report in at the PRT HQ afterwards.

Wait a minute.

Battery was there too and wasn't sober enough to try and stop/join Assault in reporting in later.
Fanon tells me that Armsmaster has capture/record software in his armor, he would of course have it active in case of Good Dog master shenanigans for the whole encounter.
This means that there is most likely video evidence of three PRT heroes having a "good time" with a really drunk Lung.

Taylor was really appreciative of her "normal" day too which implies that the antics were truly spectacular....

...Here have another omake.


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Some time after the Sake bottles were broken out and the adults are more than a bit tipsy.
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Lung stands menacingly over the seated form of Armsmaster. Lung's posture shows he's taken offense at something the Hero has said to him. Assault and Battery sober up slightly in the event that Armsmaster needed backup. Armsmaster just eyes Lung through his visor while continuing to sip his sake placidly.

"Armsmaster! This situation will not continue any longer! We shall settle this in the way honor demands! Always when we fight, you try to defeat me with your new trick of the week, but today we shall fight on an even field! Expect no quarter! Lee! Bring IT out here. Bring me THE KARAOKE MACHINE!"

Lung picks a well known golden oldie song. It is evident within the first few lines that he has obviously practiced singing it often. Lung sings his heart out with much passion and manly clenching of fists while staring meaningfully off into the distance and scores in the low nineties when the machine pings in with the score at the end.

Armsmaster rises without a word and claims another microphone from the stand and then hits the button to play the same song again. His is posture ramrod straight with his arm perfectly raised to bring the microphone within the most optimal distance to pick up his voice. The rest of the people note that while Armsmaster's posture is identical to his public speaking posture. Armsmaster seems to put barely any effort into singing the song but when the machine pings at the end his score is in the high nineties easily beating Lung. With his lips curled in a smug smirk he returns the microphone back to its holder and retakes his seat while Lung glares balefully at him the whole way.

Battery leans over Assault who is giving back scratches to Sunny and whispers quietly to Armsmaster "How did you do that? Did you remotely hack the machine or look up the how the scoring program works?" Armsmaster turns slightly so that they can see his tight grin as he replies. He points at a section of his helmet near his forehead "Auto-tune."

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Early musical accompaniment recommendations
...okay, got a little distracted by RL, but ANYWAYS! Onwards!

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Chapter 1:
The first year that Taylor went to summer camp, she was only eight years old.
Prologue: Pretty straight-forward this, there's a story to be told and it has a beginning. Except, this is not the beginning of Taylor's particular story, instead, this is a small story of how a wolf met an interesting little girl. A story before the story began.

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As time went by, Taylor decorated her room with drawings.
Himiko's Sorrow: Craziest thing about this track is that is sounds sorrowful, truly sorrowful, but there is note of hope in it, that, while things are bad, they will get better. Not soon or easily, but they will get better.

********
Daniel Hebert woke up late, his head pounding, and his mouth scuzzy.
Theme of Waka: I have no idea why, but this just fits. Maybe it's the...call(?)-if you can call it that, present in the flute, or the loneliness present in the short track. Either ways, in this short moment, Daniel had metaphysically called to something and it answered.

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Chapter 2:
"Hey, what's this?" Emma asked, picking up the small pewter model from the desk.
Good News for Kokari: Feels like a tune for good times during a normal average day. Two friends chatting before one of them takes a trip is one of those times.

********
Taylor smiled, because she couldn't quite get her face to express properly, it felt like.
Cursed Shinshu Plains I: This one was a bit of a struggle to figure, but it was pretty much the flute solo that convinced me that this pretty much was Taylor's own view of her life until...
Sunny whined, and pawed at the box a bit, staring at the defiled thing within.
Cursed Shinshu Plains II: ...she realised that she wasn't alone, that she would never need to be alone. The sorrowful solo had a melody of hope she could rest and be comforted in.

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Chapter 3:
Summer bloomed bright and lively.
Ushiwaka's Appearance: This song sounds happy doesn't it? Energetic and full of life, right? Well, in one way it is. Much like how at first, this small snippet of the Taylor Family as they are now started. It seemed like daughter and father were getting along, but as you pay closer attention, you find something odd. The flute splits into two, and while they play the same melody, they do it in their way, counter to the rest of the melody. Bright Summer day, and while Taylor is happy to play along thanks to Sunny's shenanigans, Daniel is somewhere else...you'll find that at times the second flute just vanishes without a trace, leaving the primary flute almost wondering where its partner went.

********
There was a sudden BOOM from outside, followed by shouts and screams. Sunny's head whipped up, and Taylor heard her growl.
The Beginning: It is here that Taylor's story truly began, with a simple acknowledgement and quiet respect from an Oni.

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Gonna stop here for now, I'm getting even more distracted, what with the Okami Playthrough I'm watching and the 30C (87F) night. Hopefully I'm off to a good start.
 
Omake: Sacred Beast
<omake>

With summer fast approaching, Sunny was shedding a LOT more than usual. Taylor had more than enough brushes so she had the bright idea of making a bracelet out of… wolf… fur? Okay, maybe it wasn't such a great idea, but she'll manage.


She'd gotten the idea after wandering around on the internet led her to a tutorial on how to make wool thread from fur. … Wolf wool.


The idea was getting less appealing by the minute, so Taylor decided to get to work before she could talk herself out of it. She pinched one end of the clump of shed fur and began twisting it into thread.


The fur was cooperative enough that it didn't break, though by the end, Taylor's fingers were sore from twisting all that fluff into a long, strand of thread. For good measure, she folded the thread in half, twisting it tightly again and finally soaked it with red wax to bind the thread together.


Satisfied with her work, she opened the ornate jewelry box containing the beads she collected from various people.


Taking a few from each partition, she strung them together into thirteen charms, each charm containing beads from only one partition, then strung together the charms into a sort of bracelet.


She tried on her work. It was a good fit.


Satisfied, she started on making a dog-sized one for Sunny's paw.


***


The Sacred Beast Rosary represents the bond between Amaterasu and her Miko, and the bond between the Miko and her followers.


Though made of mundane beads, the faith and trust from the beads' sources power the sacred string tying them together. May it protect the Miko on her long journey.

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