Chapter 19
19



There was no escaping them. Every day for the next week, Taylor would show up at the shrine, have enough time to brush Sunny and maybe steel her resolve, and then the Vrrrrrr would approach from down the street. Souta and Yuuta would show up in front, Souta as carefree as ever and Yuuta with an implied apology writ large upon his face. And then?

Baachan. They were all baachan, they explained, at least until Taylor either memorized or felt comfortable using their actual names. But until then—or however long she wished, apparently—they were baachan, grandmother. And as frightening as the thought of being under the steely gaze of a half-dozen grannies was, there was also something kind of magical about it. Taylor's own Gran had never been particularly close, considering the blood feud she seemed to have with Danny Hebert, so being alternately commanded and fussed over by a cadre of old women was a very novel experience.

The whole process began as something extremely tense. Taylor gave the collected grandmothers a tour of the shrine, and listened to their increased tsks and clucking of tongues in worry. Through some ritual of seniority that Taylor feared she would one day understand, Yuuta's grandmother was elected the spokeswoman of the group. When the tour was done, Baachan shook her head and turned to Taylor.

"Miko, you do good work for this shrine, but this is not a tea house. There is not enough room in the office or haidan for such a thing."

Taylor bit her lip. "Is it possible to hold it outside? The weather's still warm, and there's a lot of room."

"Nodate? Yes, that could work. It will be difficult."

"I think that goes without saying," Taylor replied. "But if you can teach me what I need to do and what I need to do it with, then we'll have a plan, right?"

"Mm. You have good spirit, miko. Yes, we can do this. Between us, we can find the tatami mats and tea utensils. There is still the flowers and the artwork to find, but—"

Sunny wuffed, and gave a proud toss of her head. Taylor jerked a thumb at the wolf, ignoring the stares of the less-hardened baachans of the group. "Sunny's got that covered, I think."

Taylor's confidence in the wolf was met with doubt, at least until the necessity of a flower vase and the shrine's lack of a hat rack were mentioned. Sunny pulled Souta out of the shrine for an errand, and they came back with a few decorative bonsai pots of bamboo and a receipt for them, which Souta handed off to Taylor. Sunny buried the bamboo pots, and the next day, the thick shoots had sprouted and twined themselves into living shelves and spiraling decorations.

There was considerably less skepticism and considerably more whispers, after that.

So it began. Every day, at least one or two of them would bring food with them (which put them firmly in Sunny's good books, of course) and the rest would come armed with tape measures, or pins and large folds of silk, or books, and different utensils and bowls that Taylor was struggling to learn the names and uses of. A sketchbook was repurposed for taking notes with the instructions she was given in English, and after only a little prompting, the romaji translations.

After Tuesday, she started calling herself in sick to school. Not pissing off Lung was slightly more important than algebra. Haru was summarily recruited to bring her homework to the shrine. To Taylor's surprise, he also brought her class notes, and not just the ones from the periods she shared with the boy.

"Yeah, those are from some of our other friends," Haru explained, making a gesture at himself and at Yuuta, who was being a packmule for his Baachan and carrying in some tatami mats. "It's kinda… not exactly a secret that you're here? I mean, at least among the guys wearing the colors, and any of their siblings. So I asked around, and got the kids with the best notes to make copies for you."

"That's— really helpful, actually. Thanks, Haru." Taylor glanced up from finishing her work on Sunny's fur, and saw the boy giving furtive looks towards the Grandmother Collective. "Something you need?"

"Well— I mean, not need, but—"

Sunny huffed in amusement. Taylor tweaked the wolf's ear and said, "Just say it, Haru."

"I was hoping you could make another charm… I was gonna ask you at school, but— well, you know."

"Sure, that shouldn't take much time. Grab my bag for me, I'll do it before Baachan catches me. You've got a picture, right? Is it the same one as last time?"

"Oh! Uh, not quite. It's close, but that was for success in endeavors, basically. This one is for academics." He dragged over her school bag, and Taylor handed him the book of ofuda to flip through while she picked out her ink and one of her special brushes. "It's actually for my cousin. Finals are coming up, and she's always stressing about every test she takes."

"Sure, I've met a few like that. She go to Winslow?"

Haru shook his head. "Nah, she's in college. Graduated high school early and went up to Cornell." He grinned suddenly, then laughed. "She's not really the mystic type, being an engineer and all, but even if the charm does nothing to help it'll at least give her something new to call my mom and complain about."

"Win-win situation, then. Here— let this dry and it'll be good to go."

"Thanks, Miko!"

"It's Ta— oh, never mind. You're welcome."

* * *

Friday crept up steadily, and the tatami mats settled in permanently in their bamboo pseudogazeebo. Oni Lee stopped by to check on her, and was treated to the trial run of the tea ceremony. It was… less than an ideal showing. The chabana flower arrangement was still growing in its vase, the wagashi sweets weren't to be brought until tomorrow by Baachan (Yuuta's specifically; she claimed she knew a good recipe and would prepare them that very night) and the hanging scroll had yet to be hung. The assassin didn't know the proper procedure for being a guest, so Taylor did her best to direct him, but it wasn't long before the ritualized conversation collapsed into informality.

"I thought it looked hard enough, but it's so much worse." Taylor chewed on her lip, and tried to remember if she was supposed to be using her right hand or her left to handle the fukin cloth as she wiped clean the tea bowl. Why did even a glorified washcloth have so many rules?

"Tea ceremony is meant to take years to learn, Miko. You have had one week."

"I know, but there's a lot riding on this… um. Probably. I still don't understand what Lung even wants."

"I… do not fully understand him either, Miko. Or, I cannot fully express it. Lung will not care about the tea—he will demand much more than he expects from you—but it will provide a— a space, for conversation." Oni Lee made vague gestures with a hand as he spoke, trying to convey his meaning. "So that you may answer his questions with less fear."

"But— that's just it! What does he want to ask me? Why is he so interested in the first place?"

"He must know why you are here. You are in his territory, and though I have tried to explain your presence, he cannot allow a cape to operate near him without his permission."

"He thinks I'm a parahuman?" Taylor asked, mouth agape. "That— I guess that would explain it, but I'm not! Why would he even think that?"

Oni Lee didn't answer directly. Instead he turned his head once to look at the shrine, its fixtures and form like new, then turned his head the other way to stare at the bamboo that was growing around them, forming shapes and structure like a bonsai with years of careful tending.

"...okay, I guess there's that." Taylor admitted. "I know it's probably strange to everyone else, but that's all Sunny's doing."

"The Ōkami has displayed much power, yes. Whatever god she serves must be great indeed." The assassin fell silent for a time, while Taylor cleaned the utensils and let her own thoughts work furiously. "Hm. Miko?"

"Yes?"

"Whom does this shrine belong to?"

"Everyone."

"Ah— I meant, which kami is enshrined here?" He clarified. Taylor bit on her lip again, and looked towards the haidan.

"You know, I don't actually know? I looked up what I could, trying to find where that'd be referenced, but any markings for the kami's name have been worn away. There's a… there's a word for this— shintai! There's a shintai in the honden."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, it's a sort-of octagon mirror set into a big bronze disc. The honden is about the only place here Sunny tends to shoo me away from, but she likes to lie near the mirror sometimes when I'm busy cleaning or doing homework."

"I see."

They settled into an easy quiet, a fact that admittedly left Taylor a bit stumped. It was hard to reconcile the quiet man who liked omelets with the cold-blooded killer that she knew he was— she'd seen him mentioned on the evening news more than once, over the summer. Perhaps his own words were the best at explaining it: the shrine, and the rituals and history associated with it, created a sort of space unlike the streets of Brockton Bay.

A place where old women walked to without fear of being mugged. A place where the rough teens she'd avoided at school respected her. A place where gang members set aside their weapons for a while, to pray or talk or plant trees. A place where she could work and see results from it, unlike the faceless drudgery of high school. A place where nobody spited her, or laughed at her, or completely passed her over.

A place where she could sit with her friend, and watch the clouds go by.

* * *

Oni Lee thanked her for the tea and left. Sunny wandered over as she cleaned up and put away the utensils she would be using again tomorrow, and she gave the wolf a quick pat between tasks.

"I know what I want." She told the wolf, who thumped her tail against the tatami mats. "You'll be right here, right? So I can ask Lung directly." The wolf nodded, and she reached over to grip the canine's fur in gratitude.

The sun was setting as she packed up her bicycle, and wheeled it under the red gate. The evening light cast ripples over the hand-carved wooden poles, and the tiny imperfections that gave them character. Someone had loved this place.

Someone did love this place, and her name was Taylor.

"...Sunny, you don't think anyone else mistakes me for a cape, do you?" Taylor asked, as she pedaled and the wolf trotted alongside. Sunny snorted, once.

"Yeah, I didn't think so. That'd be silly."​
 
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Omake: A charm for Bakuda
Haru shook his head. "Nah, she's in college. Graduated high school early and went up to Cornell." He grinned suddenly, then laughed. "She's not really the mystic type, being an engineer and all, but even if the charm does nothing to help it'll at least give her something new to call my mom and complain about."

OMAKE
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"Grabbed your mail for you".

Grace blinked as a heavy envelope landed in front of her, obscuring her view of the physics textbook that she'd been staring at for... she rubbed her eyes wearily before fumbling at a pile of notes to unearth a cheap LED clock... holy shit - five hours?

"Um. yeah, thanks Angie" She called after her roommate as the other girl flopped onto the bottom mattress of the bunk bed they shared.

Her response was a floppy arm wave, signalling a magnanimous acceptance of her thanks, followed by a mumbled, "Yeah yeah, just don't spaz out too much this time studying. I don't wanna wake up to you muttering dark incantations while walking in circles again.".

"Those were just Physics equations I was trying to memorize!"

Another arm flop, "Physics equations, dark verses trying to summon the shade of beelzebub, 'bout the same as far as I'm concerned. Just relax. Or at least go explode in the library so I don't have to clean bits of Grace out of my hair."".

Grace snorted, "Easy for you to say, you're done with exams already. And you don't have any grants on the line.".

Not even an arm twitch this time, Angela was either asleep, or feigning it and she was good enough at the pretense that Grace couldn't tell at first glance. A moment later an overly dramatic snore confirmed that it was definitely the latter. Grace rolled her eyes.

Sighing faintly, she looked at the fat envelope from... Haru? That was a bit of a surprise, she actually did keep in contact with her cousin every once in a while but snail mail wasn't something that actually happened. Curious, she rather indelicately tore the envelope before shaking its contents out onto her desk and...

A charm? Really? She rummaged around in the envelope before pulling free a short note that read:

One of the girls in my class is doing a whole bunch of Miko stuff and she's pretty good at doing these. Anyways, I remember how you completely freaked your last year and figured you could use this.

-Haru

Grace narrowed her eyes at the note, a faint smirk playing on her lips, she'd have to.... chastise Haru the next time she was in town for using her as an excuse.... Either that or figuring out the exact right time when he was talking to this Miko of hers then.... boom, embarrassing older cousin.

She glanced at the charm itself and well, she had to admit, it was pretty well done. A nice mix of almost professional brushwork on not-quite-commercial paper that gave it a nice authentic feel. After a moment, she took a bit of tape and hung it up just above her desk.

After looking at it for a few moments, she sighed and flipped her physics text closed. Maybe she'd call her Aunt and vent for a bit. Angie and Haru might be onto something really.

It wouldn't do to just... Explode before Finals after all.

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Man, I really need to scrape some rust off my writing.
 
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Chapter 20
20



Lung was angry.

There could be no other term for the quiet, persistent seethe that had overtaken him, simmering under every scale and pulling every nerve and tendon tight. And unlike the torrential rage he was feared for, that sent him crashing against his foes with unassailable might, this lasted. It grew with the rain-scent of every thunderstorm, burrowed deeper with every disturbed sleep. The anger was not empowering, it did not stoke his fire. It was unusual, and this angered Lung.

Ridiculous, that a single question could cut so deep.

The cape's impertinence at making her home could have been forgiven, with proper obeisance. Even her rebuke could be set aside, with proper chastisement. But what had happened after Lee had picked him up, carried him from his failure, and settled him to rest with a bottle of whiskey and unnecessary bandages:

"Drink this, to numb the pain. Your mask has melted, I will cut it from you."

"Fuck the pain, it is nothing! Where is that bitch, I will—"

"Kenta, please."

"...what did you say?"

"Your mask has melted. I will cut it from you."

"No. Lee, you— you remembered my name?"


That could not be swept aside.

Unthinkable, that a single question could feel so raw. More were needed.

* * *

"Lee. What is my name?"

"You are Lung. Your name is Kenta."

* * *

"Lee. What is your name?"

"Oni Lee."

"Your name, Lee."

"...I do not remember."

* * *

"Lee. How did we meet?"

"You came, and crushed any who stood against you. You killed any who would not bow. I did."

* * *

"Lee. Where did you live, before here?"

"...Fukuoka. It was Fukuoka."

* * *

"Lee. Why do you serve me?"

"You are the strongest."

* * *

"Lee. Why do you serve me?"

"You took control of the area. I am in the area."

* * *

"Lee. Why do you serve me?"

"I… I asked to. Yes— I asked you to keep me in your service. To give me direction."

* * *

Every day, he asked a question, and the answers changed, little by little. Every day, Lung went about his business as usual, and watched from a distance the shrine and the increasing draw it had on his territory. Every night, his sleep was restless, and his dreams were deep. He dreamt of something breathing behind his neck, and its breath was ozone. He dreamt of rain, rain so heavy and relentless he could have swum in the air. He tried to strike at it, split the drops on his claws, but no one could fight the rain. He dreamt of drowning.

The days were easy, he could set aside his questions for actions. He visited his holdings, arranged for a push against the Empire, stomped angrily out to meet Coil's mercenaries when they dared encroach on what was his, and sent them scattering like mice.

The nights were hard. In the night, despite the women and the liquor, there was time to think. To wonder.

"Lee. Arrange a meeting with the shrine cape."

Just thinking wasn't going to set things to right. He needed to act.

* * *

Taylor darted out the door of her home as soon as she'd finished breakfast and said a quick goodbye to her dad, and headed to the shrine as quick as her bike could carry her. Sunny ran alongside, her bright doggy grin a mocking contrast to the clenching butterflies in Taylor's stomach. Saturday already— why couldn't she have had more time? Every possible scenario that could go wrong played itself out in her thoughts until they arrived at the shrine, and then Baachan refused her any more space to brood. She was cleaned up, and dressed, and given careful instructions, and watched like a hawk as she set out the utensils and the charcoal and the bowls where she would need them.

And despite all her preparations, all the work put in by the baachans, it was still going to fail because—

A car horn honked, just before eleven, drawing stares and judgmental tongue-clicking from the flock. Souta got out of the beat-up vehicle's driver seat, then headed around to the trunk and withdrew a flat, heavy-looking wooden box. The older teen marched the box up to the shrine, looking disgruntled.

"Miko! Some guy dropped this off at my house for you."

"Huh? Who? And why, I mean I didn't order anything, and if I did then I'd—" Taylor paused. She hadn't ordered anything, but… she turned to look at Sunny, who was wagging her tail so fiercely the motion was propelling her butt across the ground.

"Sunny, I swear to god if you used my dad's credit card again…!"

The wolf ignored her, and ran over to Souta and generally got underfoot. The teen set the crate down as gently as he was inclined to, and when Sunny pawed and whined at it, he rolled his eyes and withdrew a switchblade to help pry the container open. Taylor caught sight of a misshapen, lumpy mass within before Sunny stuck her head into the crate and huffed, going still.

Baachan gave the wolf a cursory glance, then settled for interrogating Souta instead— that had a better chance of getting her answers. "Souta, who brought this to you?"

"Dunno. Some guy."

"Souta, what I tell you about being helpful?"

He frowned. "Some foreign guy."

"Well, better than nothing… Miko, you have any idea what this is about?"

There were too many possible guesses for what Sunny could send away for, and none of them she would admit in front of Baachan. Taylor instead waited for Sunny to finish up what she was doing and back away from the crate— or try to, as the wolf promptly got her head stuck. Taylor dutifully rescued her, then peered at the contents of the delivery. After her flute, she couldn't say she was surprised.

"It looks like a wall scroll. We do need one, after all. Thanks, Sunshine." She rubbed the wolf's ears, and the canine practically radiated smug. Quick work was made of unboxing the scroll, and Taylor assisted in hanging it up. As she brought it out into the light, one of the baachans cleaned her glasses for a closer look. Her wrinkled hand flew over her mouth, and she began speaking rapidly in Japanese. Taylor noticed tears at the old woman's eyes.

Taylor turned to Baachan and spoke quietly, as some of the other grandmothers comforted the distressed one of their collective. "What's wrong? Is… is it a bad painting?"

Baachan pursed her lips, and straightened the scroll on its bamboo hanging. "...no, Miko, it is a good painting. Very good. Just one we did not expect to see again." She did something then that Taylor had never witnessed— she sighed, and closed her eyes. Sunny trotted forward and pushed her furry head under the old woman's hand, and stayed until the grandmother smiled and gave the wolf a quick pat.

"Lung will ask about it— he is expected to. Here, let me tell you about what your friend has brought you, so you can answer him."

* * *

When they arrived at the shrine, Lung sent the driver away, and instead instructed Lee to remain outside and be on his guard. The assassin bowed, and took up position at the entrance to the shrine's cobblestone path. Lung walked inside, alone.

A tea ceremony, of all things. Trust capes to clutter business with unnecessary ritual. He had a few memories of them from his youth, when his mother had requested his participation a few times a year, always as a guest. Propriety suggested he arrive in a well-made hakama, or maybe a suit. A proper ceremony was a black-tie affair, or the equivalent of one.

Lung passed under the torii wearing black pants, a bare chest, and his mask. Fuck propriety, he was the dragon.

The cape met him at the entrance to… some sort of skeletal structure, formed of bamboo poles. Perhaps it was meant to take the place of a building, or simply frame the tatami mats to make them seem more than simply a fancy picnic blanket. The cape was dressed properly, in a red and white kimono with embroidery of blossoms and leaves, and she'd had her hair pulled up into decorative combs. She caught sight of his minimal clothing and bare feet, and her brow twitched together in irritation. Hah.

"Welcome, honored guest." She made an attempt at smoothing her voice. "If it pleases you, I would like to continue in English. I fear my pronunciation of Japanese is still lacking."

"It does not please me, but it will offend me less than hearing you butcher my tongue." Lung watched that slight twitch again, pleased. Rattling her was a petty act, but one he enjoyed. His power was quiescent still, not stirring in the least despite his memory of their last encounter, as though she were completely and utterly not a threat to him. It was annoying, that his fire would not obey him when he knew better.

"Then, please follow me, and we will begin." She turned and walked carefully into the bamboo structure, clearly unused to wearing the sandals and kimono. More effort had gone to this than he had expected, but a farce was still a farce. He considered tossing away what remained of the ritual and instead getting straight to the point. He took a single step forward, then paused when something white caught in his vision. Lung turned to look towards the shrine proper.

Cold adrenaline shot through his stomach, making his power turn over in surprise. Oni Lee had mentioned what he thought was a wolf spirit, but Lung had not expected to see anything of the sort. Nor had he expected the illusion to be so big. The beast was enormous, a wolf with fur so white it nearly glowed, and it was sitting on the steps to the haidan and staring directly at him. It met his eyes, even, as wild animals were not wont to do.

Lung's eyes flicked upwards, checking the sky despite himself. The sparse clouds hung, light and slow. When he looked back, the wolf stared at him still, unblinking and intense. A discreet inhalation, and he caught wind of its fur, the heat of its breath. He saw its ribs expand as it breathed. If it was some sort of trick and not a beast, it was a very convincing one. He looked away.

Lung followed the cape towards the tatami mats. He bowed, entered, and folded himself into a seat on the mats. He watched the cape as she busied herself, but instead of reaching for the charcoal, she… opened up a warmer box? The scents of finely-prepared food met his nose. Lung wracked his brain, trying to remember what his mother had taught him.

"What ceremony is this?" He gave up, and asked.

She was hesitant, perhaps a bit thrown by his interruption. "It is October now, so we are saying goodbye to summer. This is the Nagori-no-chaji."

A chaji? The formal ceremony? He was going to have to sit in seiza for four hours? Whose bright idea was— Lee, you inhumanly-patient fucker. Lung bit down on the sigh and started detaching the lower half of his mask. At least he'd get lunch out of this. And at least the wolf couldn't stare at him the whole time. No animal, no matter how well-trained, could stay still as a statue for long.

(It did. Fucking wolf must have been carved from stone.)



The wolf (it was not a spirit) wasn't even the strangest thing that was at the shrine. An experimental tug at the bamboo poles would not dislodge them, and when the cape's back was turned Lung tore a stray leaf from the pole, and it oozed sap. The chabana arrangement was not in a vase, but in a basket of intertwined stalks as living as the rest. Lung didn't know much about flower arrangement, and he did not care to, but he recognized the golden chrysanthemum readily enough. Impertinent? Surely. Not quite as unsettling as the bed of four-leafed clovers the arrangement sprouted from. An actual bed of them, all growing.

Still, it was within the bounds of a cape's influence. The scroll was… less so, if for a second he dared to believe it.

He'd examined the artwork, as expected of him, and it was interesting to look at, at least. His mother had always hung calligraphy, while this was a landscape painting. A small figure by a riverside, under the drooping branches of a large tree. It… seemed familiar, actually. As though he'd seen it before. Not in person, he'd never been the type, but he was certain he'd seen a picture of it somewhere.

"This scroll is interesting. What is it called?"

The cape visibly steeled herself for mangling his language, and gave a go at it. "It is called, Zhou Maoshu Appreciating Lotuses."

Huh. That sounded familiar wait a minute. He reached out a hand— it certainly felt real, beneath his fingers. It could not be. It was a forgery. It had to be. Lung kept his eyes away from it for the rest of the ceremony.



By the time the cape was serving him the thin tea, Lung was just done. It had been a very fine meal, but if not for his power his legs would surely have fallen off long ago, and he still had no answers. Watching the cape told him nothing of her powers or intentions, just that she was naturally clumsy but painfully earnest in her efforts. Lung had been patient long enough.

"Cape. I have questions that you will answer." That slight twitch again, as he interrupted her careful actions. "And do not play games with me. Who are you?"

"I told you before, my name is Taylor." She set down the tea bowl, careful not to spill. "And I'm not a cape."

Lies.

"And I'm not here to take territory from you, or whatever it is you think I'm up to. I'm just here for the shrine. Running it makes me happy, that's why I'm here."

"Is that so. And what did you do to Oni Lee?"

"What? I haven't done anything to him. He comes here because he wants to, and he's peaceful and helpful so he's welcome to."

That twitch had become permanent. Lung felt his lips pull around his teeth. "You are angry at me."

"Of course I am!" She snapped, surprising him. "You hit me! And you're a gang leader! And you didn't even dress up for tea!"

The wolf was still staring at him. Lung reigned in his temper, for now. "And yet, you welcome Lee? My right hand?"

She pursed her lips. "Lee's not the same as you. He's a criminal and a killer, and that's terrible. But you choose the most painful ways to do things."

"And what is that supposed to mean?"

"Everything," she said, then sighed and took a moment to organize her thoughts. "You don't just command people, you rule them by fear. You don't just run businesses, you run them crooked, or collect protection rackets, or force people to pay in ways they'd rather not."

"You are naive. This is how the world works. I run this gang, I fight against the Empire's constant aggression. These things take precedent, and they take money. You do not like how I do things? Tough."

The cape started tapping one finger against the tatami, clearly upset. "You're suggesting… that you're competing with the other gangs? Drugs, weapons, whatever? Not just over territory?" She waited for his nod, then scowled. "Then you've already lost, and to the Merchants."

What. "Explain yourself, before I grow angry."

"Capitalism. You said running a gang takes money, so you sell drugs, weapons, prostitutes, all that. Except the Merchants will win that race, because they'll always be cheaper, more desperate. You can't just go for quantity, because they'll always have more."

"You tread dangerous ground. Think carefully, cape. What would you suggest, if you think my means so wrong?"

No hesitation, not even a little. "Unionize."

"...what?"

"Offer better care and compensation, receive better services. Quality over quantity."

"Stupid girl. Such ideas fail because they are expensive, and unnecessary. The guns, the supplies for fighting the Nazis? They are not cheap. Or perhaps you wouldn't mind if they came and burned down your shrine, hm?" Shit. Wrong thing to say. The cape didn't seize upon the slip of his tongue— instead her gaze turned shrewd.

"In other words… if you didn't have to fight the Empire, you could afford to do things better?"

"A simplistic reduction, but yes."

"Hm." She fell silent, and resumed what little there was of the ceremony, for which Lung was thankful. This place had too many oddities, he was ready to leave it. Living plants where they could not have grown, a long-destroyed painting, a wolf too still and judging to be real… and white as any Inari fox, a traitorous part of his memory insisted. An Ōkami, Lee had insisted, as humorless and patient as ever he had been. A servant and messenger of some greater god, with the girl as its servant.

It was foolishness. The gods were dead, if they had ever been alive. Lung was more than ready to leave this grave of theirs behind.



The cape walked with him, out of the bamboo enclosure, but instead of any formal parting she instead took a quicker step forward and turned to face him. Lung stared down at her, and waited.

"...I will thank you for coming, but you have been most disrespectful."

His eyes narrowed within his mask. "And what do you expect me to do about it?"

(Was that ozone he smelled? No— there was nothing.)

"You will leave the shrine alone, since it's not yours to begin with. This is a safe place— no violence, no gang business." She took a steadying breath, and gripped the ruff of the wolf at her side— and Lung's stomach turned over in a sudden queasy motion. He'd neither seen nor heard the beast move, but there in the grass behind it were fresh footprints, the grass still bending back into place.

"To apologize for your disrespect, I want two sidewalks."

...he had to turn that one over in his head a minute. "Excuse me?"

"Sidewalks. Extensions of the shrine's neutrality— safe paths for people to come here without fear of being shot or stomped on by a ragebeast. I'll mark them out clearly." She nodded to herself, once, then looked up at him again. "Was there anything else you needed, Honored Guest?"

"What did you do to Oni Lee?"

"...I made him omelets with mirin, like he likes them."



When Lung stepped out of the shrine, Oni Lee was where he'd left him, loyal and implacable. The assassin sent off a quick text—likely to the driver—and then offered Lung a cigarette from somewhere in his jacket. Lung's preferred brand, as Oni Lee didn't smoke.

The action was unbidden, and thoughtful— so unlike the Oni Lee he'd come to accept in recent years.

He took it, then lit the end with a quick flick of his power. As long as she caused him no trouble, then… perhaps sidewalks were an easy enough trade.
 
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Omake: Dogs and Tea
I'm also disappointed we have yet to have any omakes with either Ammy meeting Bitch, or being more motherly to Taylor.




It would not be one of the weirdest days in Taylor Herbert's time as miko. But it would be one she'd remember. A quick glance at the table ensured that, yes, everyone had tea and food; her duties handled, she rested the teapot back in its place and promptly settled back into seiza position at her previous spot. Sunny didn't look over; said dog was showing her Buddha-nature*, as was the main guest across the table, both sitting in atypical, quiet repose.

Taylor had never expected to host tea ceremony for Rachel Lindt - she recognized her from the news, fairly quickly, and the pitbull mask she had laid aside had confirmed it - nor for her to be so civil; had she guessed at such, she would not have added the proper kimono as her dress, nor for her to do this so properly. And while Hellhound's pack would have been expected, she would not have expected them to be sitting at her side, sitting with equal equanimity to their exemplar.

"Thank you. The tea is lovely."

Taylor, for her part, kept her face from showing the feeling of "being a bit part in others' lives" off her face. At least she was doing her duties right, and that no one was watching this moment of absurdity, even if she'd never forget it.

-

"Hey Colin, could I get a screencap of that? I need a new wallpaper to replace my 'dogs playing poker' background."



Author's note: I know nothing about Tea Ceremony. And, while characters are OOC, please understand I'm doing so for amusement value. Also, Rachel has a Classical Greek memory for things, as far as I care; she memorized the pertinent details after pulling them from Tattletale. She doesn't diss the alpha.

*- Yes, this references the classic Buddhist koan. Imp'd for those who want to know: Does a dog have the Buddha-nature? Wu!
 
Datcord Says: 19 and 20
I got lapped! I would be upset, but... more Constellations is always good!

There was no escaping them.
I'll avoid the obvious Terminator reference here.

then the Vrrrrrr would approach from down the street.
Is a Vrrrrrr the correct term for a group of baachan? You know what? It is now.

Baachan. They were all baachan,
ALL IS BAACHAN. DO NOT RESIST THE BAACHAN. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE BAACHAN.

Taylor's own Gran had never been particularly close, considering the blood feud she seemed to have with Danny Hebert,
Seriously, they got into a broken bottle fight one Thanksgiving. It looked like Danny was going to win, but then the old lady cheated and flashed him. He didn't have time to stop dry heaving before she'd gotten him pretty good in the side. And after that, it was time for the annual Hebert ER Visit.

Through some ritual of seniority that Taylor feared she would one day understand,
*snicker* (Also a broken bottle fight.)

Sunny wuffed, and gave a proud toss of her head. Taylor jerked a thumb at the wolf, ignoring the stares of the less-hardened baachans of the group. "Sunny's got that covered, I think."
What? Sunny can get artwork? I can't imagine how! How, oh how, will she EVER get artwork?! </massively overblown shock>

After Tuesday, she started calling herself in sick to school. Not pissing off Lung was slightly more important than algebra.
Oh, yeah? What happens if Lung decides to quiz you on algebra, huh? Checkmate!

Stay in school, kids.

"It's actually for my cousin. Finals are coming up, and she's always stressing about every test she takes."

"Sure, I've met a few like that. She go to Winslow?"

Haru shook his head. "Nah, she's in college. Graduated high school early and went up to Cornell."
Sunny Says: No Bakuda for you!

The assassin didn't know the proper procedure for being a guest, so Taylor did her best to direct him,
"And THAT'S when I stab him in the throat and pull the pins on my suicide vest?"

"NO. WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING THAT FOR TEA?!"

"Tea ceremony is meant to take years to learn, Miko. You have had one week."
Obviously, she's just not learning it RIGHT. Okay, someone get Mannequin in here to threaten her life. She'll have it down pat in fifteen minutes, tops. Tops.

I still don't understand what Lung even wants.
Belly rubs?

"He thinks I'm a parahuman?" Taylor asked, mouth agape. "That-- I guess that would explain it, but I'm not! Why would he even think that?"

Oni Lee didn't answer directly. Instead he turned his head once to look at the shrine, its fixtures and form like new, then turned his head the other way to stare at the bamboo that was growing around them, forming shapes and structure like a bonsai with years of careful tending.
*laughs* Okay, that was a perfect response. Well done, Oni Lee.

"The Ōkami has displayed much power, yes. Whatever god she serves must be great indeed."
Meanwhile, Sunny visibly preens and decides that Oni Lee is a good boy. A very good boy!

"Yeah, it's a round mirror set into a big bronze disc. The honden is about the only place here Sunny tends to shoo me away from, but she likes to lie near the mirror sometimes when I'm busy cleaning or doing homework."

"I see."
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go change my pants, since I just realized what kami my friend struck a miko of."

Someone did love this place, and her name was Taylor.
HNNNNNG.

"...Sunny, you don't think anyone else mistakes me for a cape, do you?" Taylor asked, as she pedaled and the wolf trotted alongside. Sunny snorted, once.

"Yeah, I didn't think so. That'd be silly."
*wild, hysterical laughter*

Uh... well. I guess, really, there's only one possible response for that.

"No. Lee, you-- you remembered my name?"

That could not be swept aside.
Ah... ha! Holy shit, Lung actually gives a shit about someone.

He dreamt of drowning.
You'd better learn to swim, little carp.

"Lee. Arrange a meeting with the shrine cape."
"Would you like the miko to be there, too?"

"Huh? Who? And why, I mean I didn't order anything, and if I did then I'd--" Taylor paused. She hadn't ordered anything, but… she turned to look at Sunny, who was wagging her tail so fiercely the motion was propelling her butt across the ground.

"Sunny, I swear to god if you used my dad's credit card again…!"
I love that her very FIRST response to something weird happening is to blame Sunny.

Taylor instead waited for Sunny to finish up what she was doing and back away from the crate-- or try to, as the wolf promptly got her head stuck.
*hopeless laughter* Between this and the butt wiggling from wagging earlier, I'm dying. I'm dying.

She rubbed the wolf's ears, and the canine practically radiated smug.
*reads on*
*reads the thread*
*comes back*
Oh, I'll just BET you're smug! No wonder you were all muddy. How much digging did you have to do to drag THAT up out of the ocean?

"Lung will ask about it-- he is expected to. Here, let me tell you about what your friend has brought you, so you can answer him."
"You see, once upon time, Farrah Fawcett was asked to pose for a pin-up, and...."

Trust capes to clutter business with unnecessary ritual.
Hey, man. Capes didn't invent the tea ceremony. If they HAD, it would have involved a mid-ceremony fight to the death or something.

Lung passed under the torii wearing black pants, a bare chest, and his mask. Fuck propriety, he was the dragon.
...yes, that's going to go well for you. I applaud your initiative. (You dumb bastard.)

His power was quiescent still, not stirring in the least despite his memory of their last encounter, as though she were completely and utterly not a threat to him. It was annoying, that his fire would not obey him when he knew better.
Meanwhile, in some other dimension, Sunny is staring at the bulk of Lung's Shard with a DEFINITE "Do you feel lucky, punk?" look on her face.

(It doesn't feel lucky.)

It met his eyes, even, as wild animals were not wont to do.

Lung's eyes flicked upwards, checking the sky despite himself.
*laughs* He CAN be taught!

A chaji? The formal ceremony? He was going to have to sit in seiza for four hours? Whose bright idea was-- Lee, you inhumanly-patient fucker.
Meanwhile, in front of the temple, Oni Lee will deny the smile he's currently wearing to his dying day.

The cape visibly steeled herself for mangling his language, and gave a go at it. "It is called, Zhou Maoshu Appreciating Lotuses."
*checks the thread* Huh. I learned something new today! Awesome!

Huh. That sounded familiar wait a minute. He reached out a hand-- it certainly felt real, beneath his fingers. It could not be. It was a forgery. It had to be. Lung kept his eyes away from it for the rest of the ceremony.
One, Lung's disbelief here is delicious.
Two, WHEN THE HELL DID YOU FEEL A NATIONAL TREASURE OF JAPAN TO COMPARE THIS ONE TO?! ...stop posing like that, Sunny. You know what I meant.

"Is that so. And what did you do to Oni Lee?"
"I gave him tea."

"Is that so. Excuse me, I need to go make myself throw up until I see shoe leather."

That twitch had become permanent. Lung felt his lips pull around his teeth. "You are angry at me."

"Of course I am!" She snapped, surprising him. "You hit me! And you're a gang leader! And you didn't even dress up for tea!"
One, I'm amused at Lung's surprise here. I bet it's been a long time since someone actually bothered to SHOW their anger with him.
Two, I'm helplessly laughing at Taylor's reasons there. Like if he'd been dressed properly, the other problems would have been okay, you know?

The wolf was still staring at him. Lung reigned in his temper, for now.
He can STILL be taught!

"And yet, you welcome Lee? My right hand?"
*opens mouth*
*pauses*
*closes mouth*
No. No jokes about Taylor welcoming Lung's right hand. (Has anyone ever actually seen a Taylor/Lung fic? I mean, there has to be one out there, right?)

"You tread dangerous ground. Think carefully, cape. What would you suggest, if you think my means so wrong?"

No hesitation, not even a little. "Unionize."
And now I have a mental image of the ABB on strike. Holding signs ("Hell no, we won't sell blow!"), doing interviews about fair wages ("Obviously, the Merchants are deliberately undercutting our blowjob rates."), picketing businesses who won't vote for them.... It makes me laugh.

"In other words… if you didn't have to fight the Empire, you could afford to do things better?"
And that's how the Nazis started to have a Very Bad Week.

(Was that ozone he smelled? No-- there was nothing.)
Slowly, carefully, Lung started edging towards the nearest lightning rod....

"Was there anything else you needed, Honored Guest?"
Ah, yes. That's the Southern Hospitality kind of "Honored Guest." You know, the one that can best be translated into "motherfucker."

The action was unbidden, and thoughtful-- so unlike the Oni Lee he'd come to accept in recent years.

He took it, then lit the end with a quick flick of his power. As long as she caused him no trouble, then… perhaps sidewalks were an easy enough trade.
Yesssss. You're letting her have her sidewalks because she's no trouble. NOT because she's bringing your friend back to you. Oh, no. No, you don't care about him at all! You don't care about ANYONE. (You're not fooling anyone here, except yourself.)

Friendshipping Only in my threads. So it has ever been, so it shall ever be.
*cough*
*awkward shuffle*
Yesssss. Right. Friendshipping.

IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OVER THERE?! *flees*
 
Chapter 21
21



"To apologize for your disrespect, I want two sidewalks."

"Excuse me?"

"Sidewalks. Extensions of the shrine's neutrality— safe paths for people to come here without fear of being shot or stomped on by a ragebeast. I'll mark them out clearly."


The only sound in the way of hearing a pin drop was the steady split-splat stream of soda spilling from Triumph's can of cola, frozen in mid-drink. He and Dauntless were on Console duty that weekend, splitting their attention between directing and supporting Protectorate actions and continuing observation on the Brushstroke/Good Dog situation, courtesy of a few microphones in the abandoned properties next door. The two capes listened to Brushstroke say goodbye to her guest, and to the resounding lack of a no from the leader of the ABB.

Dauntless summed it up. "Well, shit."

* * *

Sunday


It was truly a perfect storm. A wondrous, cosmically rare event, like the alignment of planets or a lunar eclipse. It was a blessing of serenity, received in love:

Sunny let her sleep in.

It was almost 9 o'clock when Taylor finally got out of bed, stretched luxuriously, then finally got her day started and came downstairs. She was surprised to find her dad still in the house, sitting at the kitchen table with a newspaper and a cooling mug of coffee. It was usually Mondays that he had off, wasn't it? Every other day he was out the door at 7:15. Maybe it was a holiday or something, she'd have to check. Taylor gave him a friendly wave in greeting before diving into the fridge in search of breakfast. Yogurt, wonderful— the baachan-supplied meals of rice and natto and fried fish were a nice change of pace, but to Taylor there would always be a clear separation between breakfast foods and everything else.

Taylor hunted down a spoon from the drawers, then snagged a banana and sat down at the table to enjoy them. Danny looked up over his newspaper at her. "Good morning, Taylor…" He started, then after a pause finished with a stilted, "Sleep in?"

"Mhm," she nodded, mumbling around her food. "Long week, I was really tired." She heard what sounded like 'I see' from behind the newspaper. "What about you? Aren't you supposed to be at work today?"

"Ah— I'm… working from home today, is all."

"Yeah? I didn't think the PRT did that kinda stuff. I mean, I know it's mostly personnel stuff, filing and indexing and the like, but aren't you handling, like, classified papers?"

That got a small chuckle out of him. "I'm not living in a spy movie, Taylor. What about you?"

"Huh? I'm not in a spy movie either."

"No, I meant, what are you doing today?"

"Oh, the usual. Gonna take a bike ride, maybe find something to paint."

"Mm." He nodded, and idly turned a page in his paper. It didn't seem like he'd been on it long enough to read… maybe it was the editorials, he hated those. "Any idea when you'll be home?"

"Not really. Probably late-ish, wanna make the most of the weekend."

"Got it. Well, stay safe…" He glanced to the side, over by the clock, then continued. "I might run some errands if I finish up early, so if I don't answer the phone, don't worry. Anything you need at the store, if I'm out?"

"Not that I can think of, thanks." Taylor finished her breakfast, washed her hands, then detoured briefly upstairs to grab her Going To The Shrine bag, a somewhat beat-up duffle bag she'd liberated from the attic to hold her larger brushes and supplies, a spare apron, Sunny's favorite squeak toy, that sort of thing. Then it was time to load up her bike with paint buckets and set off, the wolf meeting her near the mailbox to travel alongside her.

"Hey, Sunshine?" Taylor called out, catching the wolf's attention as they traveled. "I think it'd be good to let Lung settle for a couple of days before we mark out the sidewalks… and uh, we kinda have to decide which ones to paint, anyway. So, I had an idea about that." She braked at a crosswalk and pushed the button for the lights, then settled to wait. Sunny sat down alongside her, and they both took a moment to watch traffic eddy around a Protectorate patrol vehicle.

"Remember what I said about 'work hard, play hard?' I kinda just want to take it easy and have some fun this week. And if we go explore around the city, we can decide which routes to claim. Sound good?"

Sunny barked, tail wagging happily, and Taylor smiled back at her. "Great! I wanna stop at the corner store before getting to the shrine, grab a soda and a chocolate bar. I do need to finish up some homework before I can really relax…" Sunny's ears flicked back once, then forward as the canine considered her plan. She wuffed, and trotted alongside as Taylor crossed the street as the lights turned.

"Oh, gonna wander for a bit while I do work, huh? Okay. It shouldn't take me more than a couple hours, so you wanna meet back up for lunch?" Bark!

"Sounds good, I'll see you then, Sunny. Stay out of trouble!"

* * *

"Okay, here's something: looks like they're splitting up. Brushstroke looks to still be on the path to the ABB territories, but Good Dog is heading off in another direction. Which should I follow?"

"Better keep with the dog. Brushstroke at least has a predictable routine most days. Besides, our Thinkers are still up in the air on whether or not it's a projection. If it vanishes when it gets too far from her, we'll know."


"Got it," Assault said, and hit the turn signals to change lanes. Good Dog was trotting along a sidewalk, its size and coloration making it easier to keep track of even at a distance. "Goddamn, that thing is huge. Looks almost big enough to ride on, and nobody's batting an eye."

"Definite Stranger power. From the sound of it, we're thinking it only works if you're not actively looking for it. Better than some of the alternatives, right?"
Dauntless' voice came over his headset. "Hey, you heard what happened to Chessman?"

"No, what happened? He let his little yellow 'bots into the cafeteria again?"

"Haha, man, never going to live that down is he? Nah, the Director took him off duty. Heard she walked into his workshop and literally flipped over his table, then told him to gee-tee-eff-oh."


"Awesome. I'd pay good money to see— shit."

"What happened?"

"I lost track of the dog."

"Did it just vanish, or…?"

"No, just turned a corner, I'm sure it's somewhere close byyyyyEEUGHOHGOD!"

Despite vanishing behind a building a half block away, the second Assault looked up Good Dog was standing on the hood of the Protectorate transport, staring through the windshield at him with its huge mouth open in a doggy grin. Adrenaline spiked and reflexes kicked in before he could stop them: Assault floored the gas pedal.

The vehicle surged forwards and Good Dog lurched in surprise, then turned around and sat on the glass pane separating it from Assault, replacing the cape's view of the road with fluffbutt. The wolf joined the cape's panicked yells with a chorus of excited barking. A sudden gust of wind shoved into the transport from the side, and Assault turned the wheel to compensate. It happened again and he turned harder, the part of his brain that had sailed straight through panic and out the other side noting that he'd turned the vehicle around the same building Good Dog had momentarily vanished behind, and that somehow they were still on the road and not on the sidewalk.

A few more gusts of wind sent the transport spinning into a donut, tires screeching and filling the morning with the scent of burning rubber. Good Dog leapt off the hood, sailed a good ten meters through the air, then landed on the sidewalk next to a corner stand. Time seemed to slow as the car spun, and Assault watched through the passenger window as Good Dog opened her mouth very, very wide and—

CHOMP

—bit down squarely on a very large man's butt. The civilian bellowed, the cigarettes he'd been buying dropping from his hands as metal blades shot out of his skin and started folding around him. Good Dog tensed, then reared back and flung Hookwolf into the street. The Empire cape landed fairly well, his metal blades digging into the asphalt and grounding him before he could skid across the pavement. The car completed another revolution, and as the nose of the vehicle lined up with Hookwolf, Assault did two things. First, he unbuckled his seatbelt.

Then he stepped on the gas.

* * *

Monday


Miss Militia's evening patrol was set to carry her on a meandering path through the Bay, keeping to the edges of Empire territory for the most part. After Hookwolf's arrest, tensions were high and the expectation of a push back from the Empire was at the forethought of nearly everyone's mind. The gun-toting heroine was no exception, and before her patrol could really get started, she decided to take a quick detour into one of the convenience stores near the start of her route.

Miss Militia left her bike running idle and headed inside. It was a common enough occurrence that the clerk didn't make a fuss at her appearance, instead giving her a friendly wave, which Miss Militia returned as she perused the various wrapped snacks on display. All jokes aside, donuts were a surprisingly perfect food for law enforcement officials on the go. They were cheap, didn't spoil at room temperature, were easily stored in even the cramped spaces of a squad car or motorcycle storage compartment, and they were composed of a mix of sugar and carbohydrates to wake you up and keep you going just that little bit longer.

Plus, some of them were filled with pudding.

Miss Militia selected one, then exchanged a few quick pleasantries with the clerk as she paid for it. She was soon out the door and working to loosen her bandana just enough to not make a mess, when something lurched out of the darkness nearby. She had her power in her hand in an instant, but there wasn't an attacker. Or even a person.

Good Dog stumbled out of the alley to the side of the shop, walked almost sideways for two or three steps, then spotted Miss Militia's motorcycle. The canine's tongue lolled in a grin, and the heroine could smell the beast's breath from here. She felt her thoughts arrest themselves for a moment, because is that dog drunk? was not a thought she'd ever expected to have.

Good Dog's stagger vanished long enough for the animal to jump into the seat of her bike, then slap its paws down on the handlebars, gunning gas into the engine and starting the bike moving. Miss Militia recovered, but it was too late. Good Dog accelerated the motorcycle and tossed its head back, letting out a happy Wooooo~! as it stole government property.

"Oh my god. Oh my god, Console, Good Dog is drunk driving my bike!"

"...what."

Miss Militia ran after the fleeing canine, yelling, "Hey! Stop! That is a Protectorate vehicle— stop, Good Dog! Wait, no— Bad dog! Bad dog! Irresponsible dog!"

WOOOOOOOO~!

Miss Militia chased after Good Dog, who howled and kept the bike upright and moving with more skill than she'd have ever credited a drunk animal, the canine gunning the engine just enough to keep Miss Militia from catching up. It wobbled around corners, sped on straightaways, and at one point slapped its paws against the dash and turned on the radio. Cheerful music interspersed with angry yelling sounded through the night.

Miss Militia felt like she was reaching her limit for sprinting when the chase finally changed. She almost thought she was seeing things, as Good Dog rode the bike into a cracked parking lot, then sped up as the pavement started lifting into the air, tilting noticeably to one side and forming a ramp. A short figure in a red and black robe dove out of the way of the oncoming DUI.

"Hey! HEY! What the fuck, get off my ground, you— you— what the fuck is that." Miss Militia's rapid footsteps made Rune turn to watch the panting heroine running after the motorcycle. "The hell, is that your dog? What is the PRT even doing these—"

"NO TIME FOR YOU!" Miss Militia snapped out one arm, her fist cold-cocking the teenage villain and releasing her telekinetic control of the section of pavement that Good Dog was using as a stunt prop. The bike drove off the edge of the elevated asphalt before it could crash back to earth. With a mighty woooooo~! Good Dog sailed over three parked cars and a stray shopping cart before gravity re-assumed control, and the wolf abandoned ship before the motorcycle crashed into the ground and began a long, ear-screeching skid.

Miss Militia slowed to a stop, hands on her knees as she caught her breath, and watched the very tail end of Good Dog escape down a dark sidewalk. The heroine finally pressed a finger against her ear mic, silencing the worried squawking from the other end of the line.

"Console, I need a lift, a set of restraints for Rune, and a Master/Stranger cell because that did not just fucking happen to me."

"R...roger that, Miss Militia."
 
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Omake: Efficent use of bribery
You just know what Armsmasters reaction to this is right?

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After the last few days Armsmaster was irritated. Not only had the Protectorate apprehended almost halve of the E88, but in each case Good Dog had played a mayor part. Now, that wouldn't normally have been reason to be irritated. Worried? Oh yes. Apparently the dog had strong precog in addition to everything else. But irritated? No.

The reason he was irritated was that he himself had not apprehended anybody. The star of the PRT was on the rise, Lung was laying low and he had found some very interesting clues as to Coils plans and his relation to the Undersiders. But unlike the rest of the Protectorate rooster he hadn't apprehended any of the E88.

He noticed a white blur in a side street and stopped his bike with a power slide. Good Dog sat in front of him. A huge grin on her face as she looked at him expectantly.

Armsmaster considered reaching for his halberd, but decided against it. Instead he reached into one of the storage compartments and pulled out a very expensive bottle of sake.

"Kaiser."

Was all he said as he held out the bottle.

"Woof!" Good Dog responded, as she took the bottle and somehow made it disappear.

Armsmaster idly noted another ability, but Good Dog had already started sprinting down the street. Smirking he revved his engine. It seemed he would get his share of the glory after all.

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Datcord Says: 21
Hurrah! The story can now drink! ...if it can manage to get any booze past Sunny, that is.

Dauntless summed it up. "Well, shit."
And that's why no one was surprised when, the next day, Lung stole two sidewalks. Yes, the entire things. Somehow.

Danny looked up over his newspaper at her. "Good morning, Taylor…" He started, then after a pause finished with a stilted, "Sleep in?"
Possible conversation starters running through Danny's head during that pause:

"You have a dog print in ink on your forehead."
"So... I'm a parahuman."
"So... YOU'RE a parahuman."
"So... You have a dog."
"So... Your DOG is a parahuman."
"I've decided to take up competitive clog dancing."
"Nice weather we're having."

That got a small chuckle out of him. "I'm not living in a spy movie, Taylor.
Yes, because if you WERE in a spy movie, your boss would have had you dragged out back and shot a few times until you talked to your daughter.

"Huh? I'm not in a spy movie either."
Yeah, it's more a wacky buddy comedy... and you're the straight man.

"Mm." He nodded, and idly turned a page in his paper. It didn't seem like he'd been on it long enough to read… maybe it was the editorials, he hated those.
Possible conversation starters Danny went through while "reading" his paper:

"So you're still painting, then?"
"Have you ever considered doing a mural or something?"
"If you could have any paint-based parahuman power, what would it be?"
"You know what I hear is popular with 'the kids' these days? Vandalizing an entire block with paint and then running from Armsmaster! What about you, have you ever tried that?"
"You have a dog print in ink on your forehead."

"Sounds good, I'll see you then, Sunny. Stay out of trouble!"
*wild, hysterical laughter*
Later that day, Armsmaster found a doggy nose print on every camera, window, and computer monitor he owned.

"Goddamn, that thing is huge. Looks almost big enough to ride on, and nobody's batting an eye."
Assault. Assault. This is IMPORTANT.

Do NOT ride Sunny! The results would be... wait, never mind. Forget I said anything. SADDLE UP AND RIDE, COWBOY!

"Haha, man, never going to live that down is he? Nah, the Director took him off duty. Heard she walked into his workshop and literally flipped over his table, then told him to gee-tee-eff-oh."
Man. What does it take to get Emily "I don't care if I'm turning them into child soldiers, I NEED the Wards to run patrols, too!" Piggot to tell one of her capes to GO HOME?

"No, just turned a corner, I'm sure it's somewhere close byyyyyEEUGHOHGOD!"

Despite vanishing behind a building a half block away, the second Assault looked up Good Dog was standing on the hood of the Protectorate transport,
Well... you weren't WRONG. Score one point for Assault!

Good Dog lurched in surprise, then turned around and sat on the glass pane separating it from Assault, replacing the cape's view of the road with fluffbutt.
Sunny's dad must not have been a glassmaker, because she's not a window! (The next day, Armsmaster strapped Assault to a chair and forced him to spend ten hours attempting to identify possible sightings of Sunny via security camera pictures of dog's butts.)

A sudden gust of wind shoved into the transport from the side, and Assault turned the wheel to compensate. It happened again and he turned harder,
*whistles innocently* TOTALLY innocuous gusts of wind, I'm sure. Completely random!

Good Dog leapt off the hood, sailed a good ten meters through the air,
(21.87 cubits for those of us still using an internationally accepted system of measurement.)

The civilian bellowed, the cigarettes he'd been buying dropping from his hands as metal blades shot out of his skin and started folding around him. Good Dog tensed, then reared back and flung Hookwolf into the street.
I'm going to assume Hookwolf smokes Virginia Slims, because it makes me laugh.

as the nose of the vehicle lined up with Hookwolf, Assault did two things. First, he unbuckled his seatbelt.

Then he stepped on the gas.
You know, I actually really like the fact that you had Assault remember to unbuckle his seatbelt. It's a neat little trick with his power that I don't think I've seen someone use before.

After Hookwolf's arrest, tensions were high and the expectation of a push back from the Empire was at the forethought of nearly everyone's mind.
You know, before he escapes from his Birdcage transport for the THIRD time.

The gun-toting heroine was no exception,
Miss Militia: The officially adopted mascot of Texas.

Plus, some of them were filled with pudding.
Pudding (vanilla and chocolate), jam (raspberry, strawberry, cherry), boston creme, and (if you find a shop that has a hand filler and is willing to do it) pretty much anything that's liquid enough to be used as a filler, but not liquid enough to seep through the dough. (For the record: Ranch dressing does NOT make a good filling and you shouldn't ever try it, even if you DID lose the bet.)

...yeah, I worked at a donut shop in college. If it wasn't for that three mile bike ride to/from, I'd probably be five hundred pounds right now.

Good Dog stumbled out of the alley to the side of the shop, walked almost sideways for two or three steps,
*narrows eyes* No. No, you DIDN'T.

The canine's tongue lolled in a grin, and the heroine could smell the beast's breath from here. She felt her thoughts arrest themselves for a moment, because is that dog drunk? was not a thought she'd ever expected to have.
oh your god you did *facepalm*

*deep breath*

*deep breath*

Okay. Okay, I'm ready for this. Let's do it.

Miss Militia recovered, but it was too late. Good Dog accelerated the motorcycle and tossed its head back, letting out a happy Wooooo~! as it stole government property.
Lt. Dangle: "I totally feel your pain."

"Hey! Stop! That is a Protectorate vehicle-- stop, Good Dog! Wait, no-- Bad dog! Bad dog! Irresponsible dog!"
*hopeless laughter* Just... the progression there. Like she's hoping that she can somehow LECTURE sense into Sunny.

Miss Militia chased after Good Dog, who howled and kept the bike upright and moving with more skill than she'd have ever credited a drunk animal,
...wait. This implies that Miss Militia has CONSIDERED just how much skill to credit a drunk animal at riding a motorcycle.

Just how god damn bored does she GET at night?!

it one point slapped its paws against the dash and turned on the radio. Cheerful music interspersed with angry yelling sounded through the night.
I know everyone's thinking "Yakety Sax," but I think they're WRONG. It is OBVIOUSLY "Cool Rider."

With a mighty woooooo~! Good Dog sailed over three parked cars and a stray shopping cart before gravity re-assumed control, and the wolf abandoned ship before the motorcycle crashed into the ground and began a long, ear-screeching skid.
Slowly, a single hubcap popped off the motorcycle and rolled down the street, just as comedy cliche demanded. (Despite the fact that Miss Militia's bike doesn't have and has NEVER had hubcaps. Sunny respects the classics, dammit!)

"Console, I need a lift, a set of restraints for Rune, and a Master/Stranger cell because that did not just fucking happen to me."

"R...roger that, Miss Militia."
"Actually, I'm pretty sure that demanding to be put in Master/Stranger confinement means you can't possibly NEED it, and-"

"I SAID PUT ME IN THE GOD DAMNED CELL NOW."

"yes ma'am"

She actually really is. I mean, there was no overt divine intervention like the bolt from the perfectly clear sky that Lung got.
Well, to be fair, neither Hookwolf nor Rune slapped her miko. They've probably learned from Lung's experience and will only try to slap Taylor inside buildings with functioning lightning rods. (They're STILL going to be hit by the lightning, it's just that Sunny will have to put a little english on the strike.)
 
Chapter 22
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A little yellow note, taped to the front of the refrigerator. Eggs, milk, hamburger. A green pepper. Cheese. Regret. He'd written it days ago and still hadn't gone, because it is easy to find reasons to avoid what's painful. Dauntless wants to go check out this new movie, can you cover a few hours of his shift? The Merchants attacked a medical supply depot, can you get some pawns moving and help with cleanup? A politician's been shot and he wants extra security during his hospital stay, can you put in some overtime? It's just this once, honest.

Danny sat at his kitchen table, with his unread newspaper and his untasted coffee, and stared at the little yellow note. He'd known what he was doing when he wrote it, but he still hadn't gone through with it. And with no work to be done, no colleagues in need of a favor, no crisis outside the home to take care of to distract himself with…

If he didn't do this now, he was never going to.

"Leap before you look, Danny…" he told himself, and grabbed his car keys.

It was a short list, and the grocery store wasn't that far away. He was done and back in his unlived-in kitchen and could scarcely recall the time spent away from it. Numb, he set out a mixing bowl, and a knife, and opened the cupboard above the stove. Inside was a red-and-white cookbook, its pages yellowed from time and well-worn from use. He took it out and laid it on the countertop. What he needed was on page 37, he remembered that. He flipped to it, and what remained of his nerve crumbled. Danny sat back down at the table.

God, what was he doing? What right did he have to destroy this? To take this more perfect memory and replace it with his own bumbling, too-little-too-late efforts? Danny ran imaginary fingers along the invisible strings of his power, feeling them stretch back to what pawns he had available at home. A quick tug was all it would take, to get them started. Then he'd have some helpers for this, extra hands he could direct to chop and mix and stir. It'd get done much quicker that way.

And it also wouldn't be Danny Hebert doing it, it'd be Chessman. Chessman wouldn't replace the memory of Annette, wouldn't screw it up like Danny Hebert would. There'd be the same results, but with less lost. Everyone would win. Danny Hebert could be at the wheel next time, once he'd proven to himself that he could handle this. It's just this once, honest.

Danny stood back up and moved to preheat the oven. Just because he didn't stop them, didn't mean he couldn't recognize the lies he told himself. He set a fridge magnet onto the cookbook, to serve as a paperweight between the bunches of handwritten notes and revisions.

Page 37: Meatloaf.

* * *

Tuesday


Sunny wasn't terribly enthused about Taylor's choice of color for the sidewalks, but it was what she had available and, Taylor reasoned, the black would stand out nicely against the different shades of gray that cement tended to come in. So, off they went, with Taylor's bike laden down with buckets and Sunny laden with resignation.

"C'mon, don't mope. I've got some nail polish remover, that'll help it wash out. Besides— if we changed colors a bunch, we'd have to stop between every one of them to clean you up. And I know you wouldn't want that."

Wooo… Sunny sighed, then dipped her paws, one after the other, into the painter's tray that Taylor held out for her. The wolf daintily shook off the extra drops, careful not to splatter them, then began her march along the sidewalk, leaving a trail of black pawprints behind her. Along the Boardwalk, heads turned as the colorful young woman in the painter's mask walked her… dog, occasionally stopping to let the wolf re-dip her paws before the paint would exhaust itself on the pavement. They were both probably going to have sore feet by the end of this, but it was going to be worth it, even if they needed to space the job out over several days.

Convenient that Lung never asked how long those sidewalks were going to be.

A little over an hour into their work, Sunny whined and started to fidget. Taylor glanced down, confused. "Eh— hey, if you need to do your business, you don't need my permission. Let's wear out this set of prints so you won't leave paws all over the bushes, though." Sunny's ears perked and the wolf sped up, quickly covering a few more meters and exhausting the paint on her feet.

"'Kay, I'll wait here. And don't piddle on anyone's mailbox again! I swear, I can't take you anywhere, some days…" Bark!

Taylor settled with her back against the brick sides of a building to wait, and just people-watch for a while. Wow, it seemed like everyone had a cell phone these days. She wondered what the appeal was.

* * *

Victor squeezed his eyes shut for a moment, resting them, then he peered through the scope once more. If the rumors filtering up through the lower ranks were true—which was doubtful, but still warranted investigation—the colorful girl out walking her dog was a new cape being sheltered by the ABB. She certainly didn't look like much, but there were enough rumors and now video of her dog that apparently the PRT was taking it seriously, if the patrol down the street was any indication. It was almost cute, how they were trying to follow her discreetly. Too bad for them, Victor had a bird-eye vantage. He refocused the lens view on the girl, checking her position, then back to the patrol. They'd caught sight of the cape's little 'art project,' it seemed.

If she cared she was attracting attention, she wasn't showing it. Victor watched the girl stop her bike and lean against a building, as the dog projection headed off in a dash. It headed over to the hero's field of view, staying on the other side of the street, then began to move off towards the sidewalks. The patrol split in two, half of the group moving to tail the projection while the other agents kept their eyes on the girl. Maybe she wasn't as oblivious as she seemed, if she was trying to distract them away from her.

She didn't move away from her position, though. Perhaps she had to stay still to direct her minion when it was away from her? She'd need to be watched to know more, but it might not be necessary. Victor eyed the approaching half-patrol and calculated the risks. Without a flying cape, it was unlikely they'd be able to track his position from the shot in time to catch him before he got back to Othala, waiting in the car behind the bookstore he'd set his sniper nest on. Victor widened the scope again to double-check where the other half of the patrol was, just in case. Damn, they'd left the street and view. Maybe he should just—

His view vanished with a splash of yellow and a rank odor. Victor's head jerked away from the gun's scope to find that the dog had somehow gotten on top of the building with him, and was now standing on the concrete lip he was using as cover, one leg hiked up as it defiled his rifle.

Slowly, the dog turned its head to face him, never stopping its stream. The animal had the most disapproving expression he'd ever seen.

Victor abandoned the rifle and rolled away, getting some distance was the first priority. The projection had to have a Brute rating to throw Hookwolf around, and Mover as well to have gotten up here— direct confrontation was inadvisable. Victor surged to his feet and ran towards the fire escape.

Thwip! Every one of the laces on his right boot broke at once. The suddenly-loose footwear tripped the Empire cape up, and he stumbled.

Thwip! His belt snapped in two and tumbled to the roof. Thwip-thwip-thwip and his pants came apart, tangling up his legs before Victor could get his balance back. He lurched forward as a sudden, gale-strength wind knocked him over, sending him rolling and scraping on the building's roof. He managed to get a handhold before he fell from the roof entirely, but only just, and Victor dangled above the alleyway by his fingers. He kicked, trying to climb back up, and succeeded in dislodging his boot entirely.

"Where'd it go? I know I saw it come down this w— hey!" The boot clattered to the ground in front of the half-strength patrol, who looked up at the pantstless man in boxers and half an E88 uniform. Victor heard a foam sprayer being cocked.

The dog moseyed up to the edge, just past his fingers, and gave a slow, exaggerated look between the open air above the alley, and the clenching fingers keeping Victor from being welcomed by gravity. It pressed one paw against his left hand. It pressed its weight against his fingers, pushing.

"...you bitch. Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare."

It dared.



Wednesday


"Quiet day so far. Nice change of pace."

"Tell me about it. I keep expecting to run into Stormtiger or someone any minute."

"Don't jinx it, please." Aegis grumbled to his companion. Kid Win shrugged, unapologetic, and started his hoverboard on a gentle rise-fall pattern in the air. "With three of theirs in custody the Empire will stage a breakout, you know that. It's going to be bad enough without tempting fate."

"That's fair, but—"

Shhff. Shff. Shhhft.

The pair of Wards immediately halted their slow flight, Aegis rising to cover Kid Win's back as they both scanned the surrounding area. The noise halted immediately, which didn't actually help to alleviate the tension. The afternoon streets were empty on this side of town, the immediate surroundings dominated by a self-storage complex, and beyond that a street blocked off for construction. It was the very midpoint of their patrol today, the furthest possible they'd get from the safety of HQ— not a good place to be for an ambush, in other words.

...shhhf. Shhhhhf.

"I don't see anything. You?" Kid murmured.

"Nothing. Not even any stray soda cans, there's just that box over there."

"What box?"

Shhhhft. Shhf. Shhft.

An overturned cardboard box shuffled closer to the pair, creeping towards the shadow cast by Kid Win's hoverboard. A wet, black nose and a few traces of white fur were poking out of the handle-grip hole near the bottom. Aegis stared.

"That is not what I think it is."

Kid Win went for a more practical approach, taking a rolled length of cord from his utility belt and tying one end of it to half of a gun-holstering clip, swiftly unsnapped from its place on the other side of his belt. He lowered the impromptu fishing line down to the box, snagged the handle-grip hole on the other side, and flipped the box over.

Good Dog froze where it was for a moment as its cover was blown, before quickly sitting up and wrapping its tail around its paws, putting on a serene and unaffected air.

"...really?"

"Really." Kid Win grinned. Clock was going to flip with envy, no matter how this turned out. "So— hey there, Good Dog! What… were you doing hiding under a box?"

"It has a Stranger power, why—"

Good Dog looked at Kid Win, then slowly turned an unmistakably greedy gaze to the Tinker's hoverboard. The alleged dog slowly looked back at Kid Win, who gripped a hand around the edge of his board more tightly.

"Nu-uh. No way." The dog's ears lowered sadly. "You couldn't even use it if you tried, tinkertech's not like normal machinery."

"Aegis to Console, we have encountered Good Dog. Kid is engaging it in conversation, please advise."

Good Dog heaved a mighty sigh, and stared longingly at the hoverboard, a quiet whine sounding in its throat. Wow, he'd heard the possible-projection was expressive, but that was some major dejection… hm.

"You know," Kid Win started, keeping his voice light and airy, "I might be able to give you a ride, if you wanted…"

Good Dog's ears immediately perked, and the canine put its full attention on the Tinker. Kid Win grinned. "But I can't just interrupt my patrol for it. Now, if we had to wait around for awhile for something, like say… waiting for backup transport for some downed villain, that'd be a different story."

"...Kid, no. Kid, stop. Good Dog don't listen to him, he's not seriou— it's already gone." Good Dog had wagged its tail once, then surged to its feet and gone off like a shot, freaking double-jumping up the fence enclosing the storage shed compound and quickly vanishing. Aegis clenched one hand into a fist and turned to glare at his companion.

"Kid, you are in so much shit, you know that, right? You can't bribe another cape into trying to fight a villain!"

"Well why not? Look, either Good Dog doesn't Master us and we get away clean, or it bites the ass of another villain and we get to bring them in, while making a good impression on the latest thorn in the PRT's side. It's Win-Win."

"It's dangerous and irresponsible, and don't think I didn't notice that pun. Piggot is going to have both our asses if—"

Bark! BARK BARK BARK! BARKBARKBARKBARK--BOOOOM! (Fweeee crackle crackle!)

"...sonuvabitch!" Aegis even swore, as both Wards took off towards the sudden mixture of yells and frenzied barking. A sudden gust of wind almost knocked Kid off his board, and a bright plume of fire and smoke, though quickly extinguished, had Aegis hammering on his emergency response beacon. They cleared the tops of the storage sheds and came down a street or two away, to the sight of clearing smoke, scattering confetti, and several skinheads moaning on the pavement next to an overturned cement truck.

The truck had a large scorch mark on its barrel, and had spilled a load of its contents when it fell. The puddle of liquid cement was slowly creeping towards the opened door of the nearest storage unit, (eventually) threatening the integrity of the stacks of cases of munitions and guns inside. Nearest the truck, however, the largest glob of construction material had apparently been flash-dried by air and heat, the cement solidifying in an uneven lump and trapping the legs and one hand of a very, very angry albino. Alabaster cursed, tugging at one leg and only managing to tear his pants, which 4.3 seconds later reverted to pristine, trapped condition. Good Dog was sitting just out of arm's reach of the Empire cape, thumping its tail against the ground and looking very pleased with itself.

"Why…" groaned one of the Empire recruits, clutching one arm to his stomach. "Why… does a dog… know C-Q...C…"

Aegis took a deep breath, exhaled, and turned his radio back on to call it in.

* * *

Coil switched his monitor to display footage from the Security Bro's Storage Complex, after receiving a notice that an altercation had occurred at one of the E88-held storage cubes he'd had bugged. The feed showed PRT troops gathering up zip-tied henchmen into a transport van, and the approaching Kid Win on his hoverboard, flying in wide circles with— was that a dog? The Ward's mouth was moving. Coil turned up the speakers.

"Snaaaaaaake Eaaaaateeeeer!" Woooooo~!

What.​
 
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