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Constellations (Worm/Okami)

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"Sunny." Taylor said, very calmly. "Did you… for months…" She had to take a breath. She heard Lung making a choking noise beside her, as the 'cratered' property values of the ABB territories steadily clicked upwards.

"Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!"

Lounging on her back in the birdbath, which was filling with steaming water from the mineral rain, tossed her head. 'Mmmmmbark.'
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...Classic Ammy.
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There was a moment of silence, as Taylor processed this and everyone else quietly mourned the death of rationality.

"So I brought out some sake from Sunny's stash, does anyone want to--"

Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. "Yes."
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I can think of far worse excuses to drink yourself into a stupor.
 
"You're petting her right now."

Armsmaster's hand stopped. He glanced down to his right. Sunny, head on his lap, looked up at him and started thwapping her tail on the ground in a wag.

"SON OF A BITCH!"
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Troll doG gotta go what a troll Dog gotta do.:lol
"Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!"
Lounging on her back in the birdbath, which was filling with steaming water from the mineral rain, tossed her head. 'Mmmmmbark.'
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Amaterasu: all according to keikaku.
Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. "Yes."
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Lung's thought process: F**k this s**t, I need to get drunk now. Maybe then the world will start making sense.
 
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*Wheezing cough*
Right, that totally ruined my diaprahgm for the day... I'm so glad there is no need to speak any further today. Thanks for an absolutely hilarious story!
 
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The heroes and the ABB capes had entered a bizarre form of Cold War
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No, just the heroes and Lung. Oni Lee is content to watch.
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Taylor turned slightly and looked up, calling out over her shoulder. "Hello, Purity!"
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Everybody's popping in this afternoon!
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Lung looked absolutely affronted at the accusation, though Taylor privately thought it was a pretty good one. "Of course. You take me for a fool?"

"I take you for a brute," Purity said
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She isn't wrong! :D
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"Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!"
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I fucking knew it!

Purity the entire situation better than I thought she would. Like, way better.
 
So from an outside perspective, Taylor's projection not only has an OP grab-bag of powers, but is apparently completely subconscious and acts in her best interests. With an apparent ambition which is big enough to consider wiping out a major gang just one small step in her desire to take over the city.

I can just imagine Piggot's reaction.
 
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Wooooo~!
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Aww yiss, the good shit is incoming.

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Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. "Yes."
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heeeeee~! KNEW IT. Woo~! brings the Woo!

The Gang probably owns other lots around the shrine, so the property values are going up. In deference to it being in America, it's probably going to be a clothed hotspring.

However, unlike Japan, there won't be any rules against having tattoos exposed either, so Lung can enjoy it too for the first time in ages.

Also, here's hoping that's that special sake so he can get drunk, the fucker needs it
 
Well, no one, and I mean no one will believe that Sunny is a dog now. This is human level reasoning and planning, if not a thinker level.

Also, am I understanding correctly that Lung gifted Taylor part od the street and owns lots of property around it? Meaning that his property is now much more expensive? Giving him the opportunity to develop it, legitimizing a lot of his money.
 
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Well, no one, and I mean no one will believe that Sunny is a dog now. This is human level reasoning and planning, if not a thinker level.

Also, am I understanding correctly that Lung gifted Taylor part od the street and owns lots of property around it? Meaning that his property is now much more expensive? Giving him the opportunity to develop it, legitimizing a lot of his money.
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I believe you are correct
I think that Ammy is just making sure that he has ways of making a legitimate businesses so he has no excuse to go into criminal enterprises again.
 
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Armsmaster better not let Danny see the recording or he is so going to be killed by Danny for allowing his daughter to drink sake
 
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doG at this rate Taylor's going to be the alcoholic of this shrine....also I would pay good money to see what Taylor's reaction to the hotspring reveal through the eyes of the others there.
 
Yog said:
Also, am I understanding correctly that Lung gifted Taylor part od the street and owns lots of property around it? Meaning that his property is now much more expensive? Giving him the opportunity to develop it, legitimizing a lot of his money.
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It's unclear if he owns any more surrounding land than he gifted to Taylor. Given his knowledge of the circumstances, however, if he doesn't have any more, it's not too late for him to buy some up at low prices if he wanted.
 
Ya know, it took me a while to stop shaking with barely suppressed laughter in order to write a proper response!:lol I guess I know how Assault felt through the whole thing.

Anyway, I loved the chapter so much. Especially how everyone not Armsmaster found common ground laughing at him.

I put a bit of critique on SB, about Purity showing up out-of-the-blue. But really, it works with the story: how small things can go on in the background that can have wide-reaching affects. That's half of how Ammy works! So you do you, US.

Great job, and keep it up!
 
:lol:rofl:
I laughed too hard. I now sound like this:

Good thing I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Can't wait for the next chapter. ;)
 
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