I don't think that even Viserys has the power to convince a succubus to abstain from sex
I really like Azema's character, but there's a lot about her I don't know about or understand. Whether she enjoyed what she did, or views it as just another link to something she hated, I'm not sure. Judging by her relief to only only thing Yss changing being her eyes, I'm going to guess it's the former, but I'd like to be sure.
 
She can get a Compsognathus if she wants. Mages who take them as familiars get a +4 to all initiative checks. That's pretty insane. It even beats out giving her a dragonpen, imo, which I would be completely willing to do.
So do hummingbirds, and are far more circumspect.
Check out the Explosive Pack in this list @Snowfire posted.

A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover | Page 9318

They could be very expensive to produce in large quantities, but they would be quite effective for really big booms.
Mind, "infinitely stacking splash damage" is one of the achille's heels of the system, in that it's obviously wrong and has no rules addressing it.

While the balance issues are obvious, narratively, and logically, you don't actually have an entire spell concentrating the power inside that area.

Adding more explosives will make for a stronger boom, yes, but it will largely account for a bigger one.
How much damage would a car size tungsten meteor do in terms of dice?
Lots.

Of course, unless we are suddenly in WH40K, car-caliber cannons are virtually impossible. Even this beastie "only" fires 80cm shells.
 
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Part MMCCCLXXIII: Raids Near and Far
Raids Near and Far

Sixth Day of the Sixth Month 293 AC

Dany greets all of you with a hug that morning, even a slightly awkward Ser Richard, glad to see you safe of course, but also you suspect happy to see that your mother has been enjoying her time in the realms of stone and sky. The conversation over breakfast eventually turns to her own doings, however, where she has been a great use to both Rhango and Dalla in the Vale... a bit more of a help than you had originally bargained for.

"I couldn't just let them fight and kill 'lowlanders' when it was so easy for me to ensure they could win without a drop of blood spilled," she admits. "Don't worry, though, no one saw me. I was just a hatchling hidden in the bushes. They barely had time to realize they were being attacked to begin with."

"Sweetheart, why were you helping wildlings at all?" your mother asks, upset, though obviously reserving judgement.

Though tempted to intercede, you let Dany answer. She has obviously planned for this, and it is a truth your mother needs to understand.

So does she speak with passion and with skill of the miserable lives the clansmen eke from the heights, of children and elders dead to hunger, to cold, and to mischance. "They aren't any worse than the likes of Salladhor Saan, likely better," she concludes. "He could have chosen to become an honest trader, after all. The clansmen never got that choice."

"They are still killing people, sacrificing them though they swore no dark paths and serve no fiends," the answer is still troubled, though clearly less so than before.

"Yes, they are," Dany sighs "It's awful and I want it to end, but even a mage can't stop a war with a wave of the hand. The scales in which lives are weighed are cruel, yet it is crueler still to ignore them."

"I will see an end to the raids and the killing," you proclaim clearly. "When I sit upon the Iron Throne I will hold sway over the Vale and Mountains in truth."

Your mother nods, then asks a touch hesitantly, "How was your time in the Vale, Daenerys?"

"I helped ambush the taxes from the Eyrie to King's Landing," she explains proudly. "When Dalla broke through the locks she did not even care about the prisoners. She ordered them all sent on their way just so she could get back to her stronghold faster with her six thousand dragons... she is aiming to use them to get a real one."

"She means to pay Sheepstealer's price in coin not blood?" you ask, surprised.

"She says there's there's not enough blood in half the knights in the Vale to pay for a dragon's rebirth, and the other half are too scared to leave their keeps," Dany replies, quickly adding, "Dalla's prone to exaggerate, but her point is fair. I did not want to say yea or nay without consulting you, but Nettles seems sensible enough from what I've seen, and all her grudges are with those long dead."

"And do you trust her not to start a war if she's given a dragon?" your mother interjects.

"I'd trust her to keep her word far better than most, though..." Dany hesitates a long moment before continuing: "I think she might still be carrying a torch for Prince Daemon even now. She might look to bring him back if she had the power of a dragon to bargain with."

Do you try to resurrect Sheepstealer?

[] Yes
-[] Ask for payment
-[] For free
--[] Write in any conditions in addition to a pledge of service (optional)

[] No
-[] Write in arguments


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Thankfully, dealing with Dalla can still wait one way or another for you have raids of your own to handle in the company of friends and allies. With Dany, Lya, and Ser Richard at your side and a group of four Erinyes besides you head out for the Sea of Fire. Mereth and her sisters look more than ready for such a task to judge from the tightly leashed bloodlust writ clear upon their features.

"Not the company I was expecting, but I won't spit on honest help," Yrten proclaims on seeing your baatezu guard.

Mereth looks the captain up and down insultingly then offers a curt, but not a truly angry greeting, having obviously decided he is enough of a warrior to speak thus without censure.

"I got your ash willow, in the hold under preserving magics," the pirate captain announces. "Though I promised to ask what you're planning to use it for."

"Horticultural studies," you answer shortly.

"Right," Yrten snorts. "That'll be two hundred scepters, and if you want more stuff we'll need more time to fetch it."

You nod in understanding, the deal quickly made and moving on to more serious matters, raiding. Yrten and his crew identified three potential targets: an isolated fortress said to hold prisoners the Sultan upon the Brazen Throne values just enough to spare them being 'sent to the mint', a convoy of ships carrying large amounts of cold iron that is to be traded to Baator, though Siduri does not know which Arch Duke commissioned it, and last but certainly not least is a meeting place for Salamander princes still loyal to the Efreeti, who are to discuss how to respond to the growing rebellion.

Where do you raid?

[] Tower of Broken Swords (Prison)

[] Ship convoy

[] Principality of Cerulean Flame (Diplomatic meeting)


OOC: I hope this does not feel too disjointed. I thought about stopping at the first part, but I did not want to do an update where the previous vote did not play a part.
 
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Do you try to resurrect Sheepstealer?
@DragonParadox, is there even a hint of a plan on Dalla's part on how to keep the dragon hidden?

Because Sheepstealer was not a small dragon. He was around 80 years old at the time of the Dance of the Dragons.

And when people hear there's an adult Valyrian Dragon in the Vale, that will draw attention. We might be able to explain it away as "Wildling resurrected it through sacrifices," but that doesn't negate that suddenly all the Big Players will have their eyes centered on the Hill Tribes.

Just... is there any plan here?

I don't think Dalla realizes the implications of what she's asking here.
 
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Let's not antagonise another Lord of the Pit. Let us instead defend our fledgling rebellion a little more!
Salamanders ahoy!

And I suspect that the Lannisters can kill a Valyrian Dragon. It isn't that hard for someone that rich and with that much Gold (and that vast spell list).
 
...I'd honestly rather destroy all the bones now, considering the implications the dragon's resurrection may have.
*usual paranoid egoo is back, yey*
 
The obvious answer would be - all of them.

Of course, but we have to prioritize the order.

To that end I say we hit those Salamander bastards first, cut the head of the snake and all that, then we hit the prisoners, because anyone who hates the Sultan will be a useful tool awesome new friend, and then we grab the money just to shit in his cereal bowl like the greedy little fucks we are.
 
Yeah sorry Nettles but even if he's more ancient I'm not sure we really want Daemon Targaryen an ambitious and flighty ass Prince (Bloodstone Keep) wandering around based on the Rhaegar Targaryen Rule of "not bringing back relatives that are obvious political liabilities."

... I'm seeing the solution here is to get her a new beau and make her forget about that dead dude. Who's gonna take one for the team?
 
I feel we need to meet Nettles in person and talk about her expectations and our expectations, before we give her back her army killing weapon. Wouldn't do to have a miscommunication.
 
Neat. How large is the building and made from what material? I'm asking for a friend.

Any word on the composition of the convoy?

Do we know how and when the attendants arrive?
We might be able to perform two actions here. Personally I'm leaning towards the convoy and the salamander princedom.
 
Yeah sorry Nettles but even if he's more ancient I'm not sure we really want Daemon Targaryen an ambitious and flighty ass Prince (Bloodstone Keep) wandering around based on the Rhaegar Targaryen Rule of "not bringing back relatives that are obvious political liabilities."

... I'm seeing the solution here is to get her a new beau and make her forget about that dead dude. Who's gonna take one for the team?

To be fair unlike Rhaegar very few Westerosi lords would want to be ruled over by Daemon and by the same token all his enemies are dead so you would not be offending anyone by raising him.

Neat. How large is the building and made from what material? I'm asking for a friend.

Any word on the composition of the convoy?

Do we know how and when the attendants arrive?
  1. It's a sprawling multi--level fortress of fused Basalt with many of the more important doors made of Adamantium or Living Brass
  2. Three shield ships, some kind of tame sea monster or monsters
  3. They already there and will stick around for four more days
 
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...We already have Blackfyre backed by Tiamat.
No, thank you.
No Rhaegar, no Daemon, noone that can dispute our rule will be raised before we install and secure our Empire fully.
 
  • It's a sprawling multi--level fortress of fused Basalt with many of the more important doors made of Adamantium or Living Brass
  • Three shield ships, some kind of tame sea monster or monsters
  • They already there and will stick around for four more days
Oh fuck yes. Turtle ships?! :D @DragonParadox, can we assume these are standard turtle ships with adamantine plating?
Terrible plan. We should get Sheepstealers bones to ward off this stupid idea of theirs permanently.
Agreed 100%. Dalla's already not the most subtle person, but I just flat out will never trust her not to fuck up with a dragon at her disposal.

No, Dalla. Just no.
 
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To be fair unlike Rhaegar very few Westerosi lords would want to be ruled over by Daemon and by the same token all his enemies are dead so you would not be offending anyone by raising him.

It's less offense and more, well, it's like two Male Baboons.

There's enough territory, food, and females for one, but not two. Now they can get along, or at least appear to, but the one going without is going to be plotting on how to kill the one that's currently in charge.

This guy was either a King or was going to become one, you don't go from that to a second fiddle in someone else's orchestra gracefully. He might eventually settle the fuck down and accept the new order, but there is a non zero chance of him doing some stupid bullshit that we're going to have to defuse, even if that stupidity isn't an attempted coup but instead him going out somewhere and carving out his own kingdom with blackjack and hookers.

Too much trouble, not enough value.
 
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