Interlude MLVI: Of Courtly Engagements
Of Courtly Engagements

Tenth Day of the Fifth Month 294 AC

Richard Lonmouth was not the sort of knight who had much interest left for the glories of command. He knew well that his surest task would be at his king's side as it had been all these five years, a sword and shield against the foes of the realm, but still he was well content to see the men assembled to take up the mantles of Marshals of the realm. Well... three men and a floating book, though somehow the Fallen Archon was even more disconcerting to look upon when he rested inert in the hand of one of his dark-robed servants, like some wood carving of a dark wizard's grimoire to scare off Scholarum Initiates with.

"Well they will look good for the mirrors at least, though there will be quite a few in the Vale who will be disappointed Donnel did not pass the muster," he heard Waymar say from his left. "A pity really that Westeros should fall so far behind the times, for all the valor in the world cannot make up for all of it. Like as not the first highborn Marshal of the Imperium is now still in leading strings with yet a long while to go in the Academy and on the field of war before he dons the gold fringed cloak."

"Leading strings you say?" The boy Maelor asked, his sly tone giving away a jest. "Why not a marshal yet unborn and set to be begotten of two lines known for valor and for cunning such as had never crossed before?" He does not look towards Tyene, but he does not have to.

The Dornishwoman catches his meaning and sniffs. "I've better things to do with my time than incubate fresh servants for the realm. The Flesh Forge does it better and in bulk." For his part Waymar studiously avoided the discussion, though the lad could not quite keep his ears from reddening.

"I don't think the Imperium is quite ready for that Broken Roots fellow," the silver-haired sorcerer replies glibly. "It is a fellow, right?" he glanced at Vee, though the girl is not inclined to play along. Formal occasions like this one with trumpets blaring and horns blowing and many fine speeches are not where she finds herself most at ease, but she is here just the same for the sake of the meeting that comes after this one, the one that is going to decide the Minister of Magic since technically that worthy would have authority over most of the Companions.

Even me by strictest ruling, Richard thought amused, though in some ways I would make the world's poorest wizard. Something about the way he had learned how to break down magic and cast it back upon the foe meant that if he did try to learn sorcery of his own he would instinctively sap and weaken his own spells according to Lady Lya and the King... damn it, Imperator. That was going to slip out in public one day, much to the amusement of those who took issue with a petty knight of no great house carving out a name and legend in the east while they lay obedient as lap dogs at the feet of Tywin Lannister.

Of course he would almost rather deal with the bitter and the jealous than the other sort of Westerosi that had shown up at court over the past few weeks, the sycophant. He had over the last few years been rather spoiled by the fact that most of the princes and nobles of Essos were intimidated in approaching the silent 'barbarian swordsman' in black armor ever at the right hand of the throne. Western nobles on the other hand, Stormlanders especially, knew the Lonmouths well enough and some of them knew him as well from the days before the Usurper's War. It was a wonder and a marvel how many folk he shared a coffer of wine or a tankard of beer with half a decade or more ago who thought they were his closest friends and could presume upon it to gain the ear of the throne. Or worst of all the ladies looking to draw his eye with soft looks and impressed sighs over his exploits, which had the gift of making the knights seeking their hands all the more bitter, and so it turned.

When he had brought up the matter with Tyene she had just shrugged and said 'Marry, that should cut down the list of hopefuls to only those who would accept being a mistress.' That was one bit of advice that was as useless as it was true, for the one he had eyes for was not the sort a man would wed or even lightly woo. Richard had not shared the thought, for the last thing he needed was for the news to spread from daughter to father. Oberyn Martell would be the sort to try to give advice which did not bear bloody thinking about.

Alas, he could not push the matter out of his mind for long as Waymar, having recovered from the embarrassment and wanting perhaps to get his own back, asked Maelor, "So who are you taking to the Voices' Ball next week?"

"Do I looks like a high lord that needs to mingle with the commons so they will know not to cross the street when they come across one of the Voices?" The ball had been Queen Rhaella's idea, and a sound one as far as Richard was concerned. Open to all members of the Curia as well as their families, it was supposed to get members of the upper and lower chambers comfortable with each other socially as well as professionally. Officially it had been billed as a way for east and west to come together, though really it was more to get the Princeps used to rubbing shoulders with elected Voices and their kin.

"Well you are looking into holding land or so I heard. It would behoove you to set a good example," the young Dornishwoman pressed.

"Fine then, I shall dance with a merchant's and craftsman's daughter from every province in the realm before the night is done," the boy laughed. After a moment's thought he added, "I'm going to need a list. Do you think Garin can make a list, preferably of ones that are not too boring?"

Richard shook his head in brief sympathy for the poor Inquisition adjutant who would have to make a list of potential dance partners. There was more strangeness to life than one might find in far off lands and long forgotten ruins.

OOC: A bit of an interlude to show how the Companions are adapting to the newly expanded court and just generally a bit of a breather before we dive right back into appointments. Not as much mention of the Marshals here since only the Codex was far enough ahead that I was sure he was going to pass, but there will be more scenes with them later. The previous vote is still open.
 
Richard best dance with Mereth at some point. If he does so publically fewer people would be willing to come near him for being in a relationship with a devil.

Win-win!
 
The Voices' Ball I imagine would turn into one big posturing event where everyone tries to appear better than the other whilst those truly in power just watch from the side with a great deal of amusement exasperation.

PS: We should definitely make sure the Tyrell' show up, they will, if nothing else, provide the entertainment for the evening or prove themselves to have finally learned their lesson after their previous fuck-ups.
 
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Of course he would almost rather deal with the bitter and the jealous than the other sort of Westerosi that had shown up at court over the past few weeks, the sycophant. He had over the last few years been rather spoiled by the fact that most of the princes and nobles of Essos were intimidated in approaching the silent 'barbarian swordsman' in black armor ever at the right hand of the throne. Western nobles on the other hand, Stormlanders especially, knew the Lonmouths well enough and some of them knew him as well from the days before the Usurper's War. It was a wonder and a marvel how many folk he shared a coffer of wine or a tankard of beer with half a decade or more ago who thought they were his closest friends and could presume upon it to gain the ear of the throne. Or worst of all the ladies looking to draw his eye with soft looks and impressed sighs over his exploits, which had the gift of making the knights seeking their hands all the more bitter, and so it turned.
He was at our side for years and became a legendary warrior that the Legion acclaims for all to hear, and they're bitter about how closely he stands in proximity to the throne?

How have these guys not been driven off by the famous Richard Deathglare yet? Astounding. Perhaps they have greater potential than you are implying? Or lacking survival instinct?

Definitely no great sense of politics. I don't expect them to be sticking around Court for long if they make a habit of picking fights with people they have no hope of uprooting from Viserys' inner circle.

Ugh, I knew this would happen when we gained Westerosi traditional courtiers, but I was dreading it. The sense of entitlement should be beaten out of them ASAP. If you want Viserys-senpai to notice you, start by being actual loyalists, like the Brunes. That puts us in a better mood.

Hell, it even puts Richard in a better mood.
 
The Voices' Ball I imagine would turn into one big posturing event where everyone tries to appear better than the other whilst those truly in power just watch from the side with a great deal of amusement exasperation.

PS: We should definitely make sure the Tyrell' show up, they will, if nothing else, provide the entertainment for the evening or prove themselves to have finally learned their lesson after their previous fuck-ups.
Despite how much utter shit we give him, political realities made sure that Mace Tyrell is still a Duke. So he is definitely present.
I hate this so much.
My old posts show that I was once completely against this ship, but every time you post about it I'm sold on it a little more. Argh.
Because it's endearing and following the classical romance formula of the uptight person learning to care for and love the cynical human trainwreck and in the process become more comfortable with themselves and the world.

It's just that usually the genders are reversed.

And the people involved are way less Evil Overlord Minion coded.
 
Because it's endearing and following the classical romance formula of the uptight person learning to care for and love the cynical human trainwreck and in the process become more comfortable with themselves and the world.

It's just that usually the genders are reversed.

And the people involved are way less Evil Overlord Minion coded.
I don't actually like that formula at all. It's part of why I originally disliked the ship. But the juxtaposition between Evil Overlord coding and sappy/battle romance tropes is great fun, and got me on board :D
 
I don't actually like that formula at all. It's part of why I originally disliked the ship. But the juxtaposition between Evil Overlord coding and sappy/battle romance tropes is great fun, and got me on board :D
Beside the basic setup, the whole thing kinda subverts all trappings of the formula. For one, they both fit into both archetypes, though Richards as high-strung and Mereth as cynical wreck dominate. Though neither is really changing so much as that they are slowly merging their own little islands of misanthropy from which they sneer at people and in the process spend less of their time brooding over things and more enjoying their lives (and fuck the haters).
 
Though neither is really changing so much as that they are slowly merging their own little islands of misanthrophy from which they sneer at people and in the process spend less of their time brooding over things and more enjoying their lives (and fuck the haters).
The language that went into painting this sentence is kinda beautiful.

Which is odd, since I'm sure it would normally be quite concerning taken out of context, yet we all know that the situation Richard and Mereth were both in before meeting Viserys was direly worse and only going to go downhill from there.
 
The language that went into painting this sentence is kinda beautiful.

Which is odd, since I'm sure it would normally be quite concerning taken out of context, yet we all know that the situation Richard and Mereth were both in before meeting Viserys was direly worse and only going to go downhill from there.
🤷‍♂️

Happiness is something each person must find for themselves and if that means having someone to share a balcony with to heckle people from, then who is everyone else to judge?
 
Uh, so who won the Marshall positions? There was no vote tally and it is not made clear in the update. I only got two, the codex archon and the Broken Roots fellow. Who were the other two?
 
Totally different thing, Dragoncrafting.

Since we can produce empty dragon-husks in our Forge, this is relativly cheap healing potions, Negative-Level removal and useful magical perfumes.

Edit: And splash-weapons as well.
 
C'mon people, just 2 more votes for Benedict over the Braavosi adventurer.

@Azel
Since you are voting for both, but want the former to win as far as I can tell, maybe remove the other vote?
 
C'mon people, just 2 more votes for Benedict over the Braavosi adventurer.

@Azel
Since you are voting for both, but want the former to win as far as I can tell, maybe remove the other vote?
I'm not a fan of strategic voting, but yeah, given the state of affairs, that would be prudent.

[X] Archmaester Benedict
[X] Netzachel (God's Victory)
[X] Ryos Lodaris
[X] General Vaerios Ghad
[X] Red Ant
[X] General Hazhak mo Zhoa
 
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Of Courtly Engagements

Tenth Day of the Fifth Month 294 AC

Richard Lonmouth was not the sort of knight who had much interest left for the glories of command. He knew well that his surest task would be at his king's side as it had been these past five years, a sword and shield against the foes of the realm, but still he was well content to see the men assembled to take up the mantles of Marshals of the realm. Well... three men and a floating book, though somehow the Fallen Archon was even more disconcerting to look upon when he rested inert in the hand of one of his dark-robed servants, like some wood carving of a dark wizard's grimoire to scare off Scholarum Initiates with.

"Well, they will look good for the mirrors at least, though there will be quite a few in the Vale who will be disappointed Donnel did not pass the muster," he heard Waymar say from his left. "A pity really that Westeros should fall so far behind the times, for all the valor in the world cannot make up for all of it. Like as not, the first highborn Marshal of the Imperium is now still in leading strings with yet a long while to go in the Academy and on the field of war before he dons the gold fringed cloak."

"Leading strings you say?" The boy Maelor asked, his sly tone giving away a jest. "Why not a marshal yet unborn and set to be begotten of two lines known for valor and for cunning such as had never crossed before?" He does not look towards Tyene, but he does not have to.

The Dornishwoman catches his meaning and sniffs. "I've better things to do with my time than incubate fresh servants for the realm. The Flesh Forge does it better and in bulk." For his part Waymar studiously avoided the discussion, though the lad could not quite keep his ears from reddening.

"I don't think the Imperium is quite ready for that Broken Roots fellow," the silver-haired sorcerer replies glibly. "It is a fellow, right?" he glanced at Vee, though the girl is not inclined to play along. Formal occasions like this one, with trumpets blaring and horns blowing and many fine speeches, are not where she finds herself most at ease, but she is here just the same for the sake of the meeting that comes after this one, the one that is going to decide the Minister of Magic since technically that worthy would have authority over most of the Companions.

Even me, by strictest ruling, Richard thought amused, though in some ways I would make the world's poorest wizard. Something about the way he had learned how to break down magic and cast it back upon the foe meant that if he did try to learn sorcery of his own, he would instinctively sap and weaken his own spells according to Lady Lya and the King... damn it, Imperator. That was going to slip out in public one day, much to the amusement of those who took issue with a petty knight of no great house carving out a name and legend in the east while they lay obedient as lap dogs at the feet of Tywin Lannister.

Of course, he would almost rather deal with the bitter and the jealous than the other sort of Westerosi that had shown up at court over the past few weeks, the sycophant. He had over the last few years been rather spoiled by the fact that most of the princes and nobles of Essos were intimidated in approaching the silent 'barbarian swordsman' in black armor ever at the right hand of the throne. Western nobles, on the other hand, Stormlanders especially, knew the Lonmouths well enough and some of them knew him as well, from the days before the Usurper's War. It was a wonder and a marvel how many folk he shared a coffer of wine or a tankard of beer with who half a decade or more ago thought they were his closest friends and could presume upon that to gain the ear of the throne. Or worst of all, the ladies looking to draw his eye with soft looks and impressed sighs over his exploits, which had the gift of making the knights seeking their hands all the more bitter, and so it turned.

When he had brought up the matter with Tyene, she had just shrugged and said 'Marry, that should cut down the list of hopefuls to only those who would accept being a mistress.' That was one bit of advice that was as useless as it was true, for the one he had eyes for was not the sort a man would wed or even lightly woo. Richard had not shared the thought, for the last thing he needed was for the news to spread from daughter to father. Oberyn Martell would be the sort to try to give advice which did not bear bloody thinking about.

Alas, he could not push the matter out of his mind for long as Waymar, having recovered from the embarrassment and wanting perhaps to get his own back, asked Maelor, "So who are you taking to the Voices' Ball next week?"

"Do I looks like a high lord that needs to mingle with the commons so they will know not to cross the street when they come across one of the Voices?" The ball had been Queen Rhaella's idea, and a sound one as far as Richard was concerned. Open to all members of the Curia as well as their families, it was supposed to get members of the upper and lower chambers comfortable with one another other socially as well as professionally. Officially, it had been billed as a way for east and west to come together, though really it was more to get the Princeps used to rubbing shoulders with elected Voices and their kin.

"Well, you are looking into holding land, or so I heard. It would behoove you to set a good example," the young Dornishwoman pressed.

"Fine then, I shall dance with a merchant's and craftsman's daughter from every province in the realm before the night is done," the boy laughed. After a moment's thought, he added, "I'm going to need a list. Do you think Garin can make a list, preferably of ones that are not too boring?"

Richard shook his head in brief sympathy for the poor Inquisition adjutant who would have to make a list of potential dance partners. There was more strangeness to life than one might find in far off lands and long forgotten ruins.

OOC: A bit of an interlude to show how the Companions are adapting to the newly expanded court and just generally a bit of a breather before we dive right back into appointments. Not as much mention of the Marshals here since only the Codex was far enough ahead that I was sure he was going to pass, but there will be more scenes with them later. The previous vote is still open.
Made a few minor edits to the chapter, DP.

I loved this interlude, dude. Richard's POV is always great, of course, but this one was especially good. His opinion of Westerosi nobility has been so consistently negative throughout the quest, but I didn't even think about how he would feel having to interact with them again. Nice to see the Richard/Mereth ship steaming ahead at full power, too. Well, what amounts of full power for Richard anyway. 🤓
 
@Goldfish
Could we afford to add the Crown of the Northwind's breath-changing effect to Amrelath gear?
The Brass Dragon's sleep effect is pretty much a fight-ending move for anyone vulnerable to it, and unlike most sleep spells it has no HD-limit to affect.
Unlike Viserys I think Amy is a bit lacking in the non-lethal options.

Crown of the North Wind
A crown of the north wind is the traditional headgear of a humanoid servitor of Bahamut. In the past year (1373 DR), individual dragonborn have begun to receive visions leading them to the lair of a chromatic dragon whose hoard contains one of these ancient relics.
A crown of the north wind is an elegant platinum crown with five spires, each one shaped like a different metallic dragon (brass, copper, bronze, gold, and silver).
A crown of the north wind provides a +2 enhancement bonus to Charisma and radiates a continuous cloak of bravery effect when worn. (The latter effect can be consciously dismissed or resumed as a standard action.) If the crown-wearer has an energy breath weapon (acid, cold, fire, or lightning), the crown allows the wearer to substitute the secondary breath weapon of a metallic dragon, as follows:


Cone or Line of:Becomes a Cone of:
AcidSlow gas (as copper)
ColdParalyzing as (as silver)
FireSleep (as brass) or weakening (as gold)
LightningRepulsion gas (as bronze)
For effects that depend on the age category of the breather, use the wearer's age category (if he or she has one) or assume an age category of young, whichever is more favorable to the wearer. If a creature can choose among energy types for his breath weapon, then he can also choose among substitution effects.
Moderate enchantment and transmutation (good) CL 8th; Craft Wondrous Item, calm emotions, eagle's splendor; Price: 70,000 gp; Cost 31,000 gp + 2,800 XP.
Source: Dragons of Faerûn
That's neat, but kinda expensive for what it does. Amrelath needs some gear upgrades, mostly stat boosters and the like before we drop 7,000 IM on a breath weapon modifier. A more focused item which only affects the breath weapon of a specific Dragon and doesn't come with extraneous features should be much more reasonable.

@DragonParadox, how much would it cost us to craft an item similar to this that did not include the Charisma boost, the Cloak of Bravery effect, and was limited to being used by a specific type of Dragon rather than having a variable effect based on who wears it? The pricing of this thing is weird enough that I can't really see how to even isolate just the breath weapon portion using the crafting price formulas.
 
@DragonParadox, how much would it cost us to craft an item similar to this that did not include the Charisma boost, the Cloak of Bravery effect, and was limited to being used by a specific type of Dragon rather than having a variable effect based on who wears it? The pricing of this thing is weird enough that I can't really see how to even isolate just the breath weapon portion using the crafting price formulas.

I would say that would be about 70% of full effect.
 
We now have a tie between Benedict and Ryos by the way. I'm still rooting for the former, for those who care about my opinion.
 
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