Part MMMDCCVI: Artisan's Bane
Artisan's Bane

Thirtieth Day of the Fourth Month 294 AC

For time out of history the Rock has stood over the city of Lannisport, a vigil and a threat all at once, and for just as long have men delved below into the stone of the sunset mountains seeking gold, seeking power heavy in the hand and bright in the eye. It is therefore appropriate you would judge that this should all end from above and below all at once. By stealth and trickery was Lann was said to have once taken the keep from its builders and by force that cannot be overcome which Tywin Bloody Lannister has made it his life's work to ensure that the realm would recall him as.

"Time," you say calmly to the officer standing besides you a moment before the watch in his hand clicks on the proper hour. Meeting his surprised gaze you shrug. "One of my lesser known talents is a good sense of timing."

"As long as he is not trying to hold a tune," Dany adds in impish jest from besides you.

"So do you think they see us?" Maelor asks, looking down at the arcane display to the image of the Rock alight in mage fire. Bolts of lightning arc through the air and thunder splits the sky as though the ground disdains the heavens and would overthrow them. The hull had been meant to hold against far worse punishment than this, the blooms of light not moving the great ship anymore than a light spring breeze.

"I think we found the range, yes," Lya replies, peering down at the weapon emplacements herself. All of them are being maned by mortal men in cloaks of red, so at least you are not fighting solely a formian hive in guise of a Lannister fortress. The weapons themselves though... well they are not the sorts that would have been remarkable in the war of the Three Spheres, the sort a salamander prince might buy or that one might in turn buy from them. It is clear the Lannisters' gold will only take them so far in worlds beyond this one.

The ship draws back and finds its proper range beyond the reach of lightning casters, but not beyond the react of its own steam cannons which fall into a deadly rhythm, silencing first one battery than another with bolts of steel and blasts of alchemical fire, a war like yet so very unlike what Aegon brought to these shores.

As though thinking the name of the Conqueror had summoned them the depths of the Rock disgorge three glittering draconic figures, each plate each joint a masterwork, a craft of fire and of blood, of screaming souls twice cursed. Lya sums up your thoughts pithy as you could ever say it. "Cunningly wrought and poorly thought..."


Atop each dragon rides a mage of the Golden Shields, or at least so it seems at first, but it is your eyes, sharpest of all those on the bridge, that see the cruel truth first. Gears and leavers, wheels and pistons of silver and gold bind each mage to their mount in an inseparable whole, as though someone had taken the arts Anu wields to craft the warforged and instead melded unwilling flesh and servile construct. Though you cannot say for certain what passed through the mind of the Butcher of Casterly Rock it occurs to you that he might be one to demand that the mage-smiths be shown for their work and by it to live or die as fate would have it.

"Do you think they are enchanted too?" It is a rare thing to hear your sister queasy these days. It is not the act itself of course, she has seen worse things with her own eyes and in the dreams of ages past, but to think that such a thing could take place in Westeros and for no cause but the greed and self-aggrandizement of a man so small as Tywin Bloody Lannister...

"Most likely they are slaved to the golems' controls," you reply after a moment's thought. "Their state would likely interfere with the casting of enchantments." At least you cannot think of any rational reason why one would do that to any mage if it is not to grant them access to the golem's protection against magic and fire.

"Do we keep to the plan, Your Majesty?" the call comes from the bridge.

What do you do?

[] Launch the ice bombs

[] Try to capture some one or more of them, grotesque as they are they would make for a fascinating study
-[] Write in how

[] Write in


OOC: I know the base golem does not have flight. These have been improved with wings in addition to the more esoteric aspects.
 
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Artisan's Bane

Thirtieth Day of the Fourth Month 294 AC

For time out of history, the Rock has stood over the city of Lannisport, a vigil and a threat all at once, and for just as long have men delved below into the stone of the sunset mountains seeking gold, seeking power heavy in the hand and bright in the eye. It is therefore appropriate you would judge that this should all end from above and below all at once. By stealth and trickery was Lann said to have once taken the keep from its builders and by force that cannot be overcome, Tywin Bloody Lannister has made it his life's work to ensure that the realm would recall him as.

"Time," you say calmly to the officer standing besides you a moment before the small timepiece in his hand clicks on the proper hour. Meeting his surprised gaze, you shrug. "One of my lesser known talents is a good sense of timing."

"As long as he is not trying to hold a tune," Dany adds in impish jest from beside you.

"So do you think they see us?" Maelor asks, looking down at the arcane display to the image of the Rock alight in mage fire. Bolts of lightning arc through the air and thunder splits the sky as though the ground disdains the heavens and would overthrow them. The hull had been meant to hold against far worse punishment than this, the blooms of light not moving the great ship anymore than a light spring breeze.

"I think we found the range, yes," Lya replies, peering down at the weapon emplacements herself. All of them are being manned by mortal men in cloaks of red, so at least you are not fighting solely a formian hive in guise of a Lannister fortress. The weapons themselves, though... well, they are not the sorts that would have been remarkable in the war of the Three Spheres, the sort a salamander prince might buy or that one might in turn buy from them. It is clear the Lannisters' gold will only take them so far in worlds beyond this one.

The ship draws back and finds its proper range beyond the reach of lightning casters, but not beyond the reach of its own steam cannons, which soon fall into a deadly rhythm, silencing first one battery then another with bolts of steel and blasts of alchemical fire, a war like yet so very unlike what Aegon brought to these shores.

As though thinking the name of the Conqueror had summoned them, from the depths of the Rock disgorge three glittering draconic figures, each plate, each joint a masterwork, a craft of fire and of blood, of screaming souls twice cursed. Lya sums up your thoughts as pithily as you could ever say it. "Cunningly wrought and poorly thought..."


Atop each dragon rides a mage of the Golden Shields, or at least so it seems at first, but it is your eyes, sharpest of all those on the bridge, that see the cruel truth first. Gears and leavers, wheels and pistons of silver and gold bind each mage to their mount into an inseparable whole, as though someone had taken the arts Anu wields to craft the warforged and instead melded unwilling flesh and servile construct. Though you cannot say for certain what passed through the mind of the Butcher of Casterly Rock, it occurs to you that he might be one to demand that the mage-smiths be shown for their work and by it to live or die as fate would have it.

"Do you think they are enchanted, too?" It is a rare thing to hear your sister queasy these days. It is not the act itself, of course, she has seen worse things with her own eyes and in the dreams of ages past, but to think that such a thing could take place in Westeros and for no cause but the greed and self-aggrandizement of a man so small as Tywin Bloody Lannister...

"Most likely they are slaved to the golems' controls," you reply after a moment's thought. "Their state would likely interfere with the casting of enchantments." At least you cannot think of any rational reason why one would do that to any mage if it is not to grant them access to the golem's protection against magic and fire.

"Do we keep to the plan, Your Majesty?" the call comes from the bridge.

What do you do?

[] Launch the ice bombs

[] Try to capture some one or more of them, grotesque as they are they would make for a fascinating study
-[] Write in how

[] Write in


OOC: I know the base golem does not have flight. These have been improved with wings in addition to the more esoteric aspects.
Made some additional edits to the chapter, @DragonParadox. Also highlight the end of the first chapter, which seems to be missing a few words.
 
That should go down easily.

Maybe if they have Schimmering Scales among their spells it might be something we have to send PCs at, but at the baseline this will die to cannon and alchemy.



Hey, don't forget the Wasp Swarms.
I've accounted for Shimmering Scales.

The Beetle Bombs need no attack roll. They just Teleport to the target and detonate, causing splash damage. Much like a Fireball.
 
Atop each dragon rides a mage of the Golden Shields, or at least so it seems at first, but it is your eyes, sharpest of all those on the bridge, that see the cruel truth first. Gears and leavers, wheels and pistons of silver and gold bind each mage to their mount in an inseparable whole, as though someone had taken the arts Anu wields to craft the warforged and instead melded unwilling flesh and servile construct. Though you cannot say for certain what passed through the mind of the Butcher of Casterly Rock it occurs to you that he might be one to demand that the mage-smiths be shown for their work and by it to live or die as fate would have it.
Oh for the love of-

Tywin, Warhammer is not a goddamn instructional booklet. This is a waste of good mages. Who knows how many of those things they'd have been able to crank out if they weren't fused to the fucking plating.

Hell on a complete side note why waste time making dragon golems. Why limit yourself to something so, mundane, as a large flaming target. I mean he already had the swarm idea, a large swarm of cat sized wasp golems would be a hell of a problem to any army, let alone our ship, especially if they had that adamantine stingers upgrade he gave the last swarm.

Everyone's gansta till the buzz droids start tearing your ship apart with you in it.
 
All three of those Constructs are just begging to eat a few flights of Beetle Bombs, of both the Liquid Ice and Explosive variety.
 
This.. feels very odd. They must know three golems - even winged - are absolutely no match for the bombardment levied so far. Considering DP's hint about esoteric aspects.. just shoot it. Let's not fall prey to greed here and have whatever enchantments (probably against dragons) there are make a play.
 
To be fair to Tywin and his minions, Ironwyrm Golems are pretty damned deadly in their own right. CR 17 flying Golems with that much HP, solid DR, and a powerful breath weapon are no joke. Unfortunately, you don't bring Golems to a spaceship fight.
 
Oh for the love of-

Tywin, Warhammer is not a goddamn instructional booklet. This is a waste of good mages. Who knows how many of those things they'd have been able to crank out if they weren't fused to the fucking plating.

Hell on a complete side note why waste time making dragon golems. Why limit yourself to something so, mundane, as a large flaming target. I mean he already had the swarm idea, a large swarm of cat sized wasp golems would be a hell of a problem to any army, let alone our ship, especially if they had that adamantine stingers upgrade he gave the last swarm.

Everyone's gansta till the buzz droids start tearing your ship apart with you in it.
Tywin probably used this as a practical punishment for some perceived failing or slight.

These guys were probably arguing with him about what he wanted / probably hard-up and greatly and obviously resenting their obvious skill being put to use creating weapons that MIGHT actually cause some damage to us, compared to the uselessness of other Golden Shield mages.

That reluctance was probably viewed as an admission of disloyalty by Tywin, so rather than calmly accept he's engendered no loyalty due to enslaving his mages, he decided to make examples out of these three.

It's exactly the kinda move Tywin would make. He saw he had no real plans / time to get more of these Ironwyrms created, due to lack of funds, experts, or whatever else, so he decided to write off three troublemakers who he could only barely control.
 
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@Goldfish, we should be able to launch 30 Beetle Bombs per turn. Any thoughts on the composition?
Maybe two Explosive bombs to every one Liquid Ice bomb? The Liquid Ice to slow and possibly Entangle them, the Explosive to tear them to shreds.
  • Explosive: Consisting of a large amount of Alchemical explosives surrounded by thousands of tiny Hardened Adamantine flechettes, with a steel case designed to fragment into razor sharp shrapnel, each of these devices inflicts tremendous damage.
    • Damage: 20d6 points of Piercing and Bludgeoning damage in a 40 foot (12 m) blast radius (DC 20 Reflex save for half damage), 5d6 Piercing damage (DC 15 Reflex save for half damage) in an area between 40 (12 m) and 80 feet (24.25 m) from the blast, 1d6 Piercing damage (DC 12 Reflex save to avoid damage) in an area between 80 (24.25 m) and 120 feet (36.5 m) from the blast.
    • Material Requirements: Ten 2-pound (0.9 kg) of Alchemical Explosive Packs, one pound (0.45 kg) of Hardened Adamantine, four pounds (1.8 kg) of steel
  • Liquid Ice: This bomb contains several gallons of Liquid Ice within a sturdy ceramic shell. A single Explosive Pack is suspended within the substance to help burst the ceramic casing and to spread the syrupy liquid evenly.
    • Damage: 6d6 Cold damage to everything in a 35 foot (10.5 m) radius and Entangles every creature within the area for two rounds. A DC 20 Fortitude save halves the damage and prevents Entanglement.
    • Material Requirements: 80 pounds (36 kg) of Liquid Ice, one 2-pound (0.9 kg) Explosive Pack
 
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Just blow them up and let our personnel sort through the remains later.
 
You have never heard of Tywin casting a spell IC, not even from and item though he could have certainly done so behind closed doors. His personal image has always been as someone who keeps magic at one remove... you know like a proper noble with the help. If Viserys were tying to psychoanalyze the man by proxy he would say that he might have taken Aerys 'servant' comment entirely too much to heart and wanted to symbolically invert it.
 
You have never heard of Tywin casting a spell IC, not even from and item though he could have certainly done so behind closed doors. His personal image has always been as someone who keeps magic at one remove... you know like a proper noble with the help. If Viserys were tying to psychoanalyze the man by proxy he would say that he might have taken Aerys 'servant' comment entirely too much to heart and wanted to symbolically invert it.
Are you just out to make him as dysfunctional as possible?

I mean I know in canon he's very much that, and hypocritical about just everything he gets on his kids about. And he even wed his own cousin ironically out of love, so...

But it's just funny to see it here. We have Viserys who goes through monumental character growth to come out the other end virtually unrecognizable (and improved in most facets, given the low bar to cross).

But more interestingly we have Dany, who's biggest takeaway in terms of character growth seems to have been "I wouldn't make a very good ruler" and instead just focuses on stuff she can do right, and she does them exceptionally well.

And Jaime actually decides to spend time with his kids instead of barely paying attention to them! Considering until late canon his sole motivation was smirking at other nobles and banging his sister, that's a dramatic shift in character!
 
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