FYI I'm with goldfish, for all that I find the notion amusing, Maelor needs XP more, we'll be taking him in tow for the month.
 
i feel like young Lydia will fit right in with the fleshforgers in Gogogoss when she get's some proper safety prcedures stamped into her head and maybe lvls a bit more. only lvl 5 and she made a wholly unique species of rat with an extra ordenary ability to boot.
 
Or we could make Maelor the Secretary of Pest Control, and Lydia his junior minion so that he can farm out most of the work.

Maelor: "... and I need 50 rat tails by tomorrow afternoon for the next series of flesh forge trials. Got all that?"

Lydia: "yes sir, right away sir" *scurries off*

Maelor: *closes door* "... so this is why he does it"

Getting to give out the snipe hunts menial quests would be a nice change of pace for him. :V
I really hope some of those night Watch students actually manged to level up this time or I swear to Yss, I'm going to vote to throw them at dungeons until they stop being such scrubs. That shit is getting ridiculous.
We could always second them to the office of the rat catcher for a while.
 
i feel like young Lydia will fit right in with the fleshforgers in Gogogoss when she get's some proper safety prcedures stamped into her head and maybe lvls a bit more. only lvl 5 and she made a wholly unique species of rat with an extra ordenary ability to boot.
I'd wait a few years for her to mature disregarding whatever levels she has. Teana very pointedly called her an actual child unlike Daenerys or Vee.
 
For the record, sending Maelor was a joke.

Sending Lydia "Ratcatcher" Aertis, though? That sounds spiffy.

@egoo, also add explicitly to catch some live specimens and deliver all corpses to Gogossos for analysis and processing.
 
Clearly we must call on Yss to release an unreasonable number of slightly magical snakes into our sewers to combat the vermin.

Next year we can then import fleshforges gorillas to hunt down the snakes.

And the winter after that we will ensure extremly cold weather to kill off all the remaining gorillas.
 
You have to have proper sense of escalation.

So for the rats, snakes.

Snakes, we get mongooses.

For the mongooses, leopards.

For the leopards, hyenas.

To hunt down the hyenas, we bring in the lions.

And for the lions, some dragons.
 
Wow first we had a fresh off the boat knight going for a drink with his new clerk friend and now a Scholarium student accidently making a magic rat infestation. Is today just going to be Sorcerer's Deep Slice of Life? Because that sound wonderful!

I will cry tears of joy if it ends with all the characters meeting up in a tavern and forming an adventuring party. We already have Lydia the Wizard and Loric the Fighter two or three more character and you have got a full party! Maybe Daenar will feel the call to adventure and go from mild mannered clerk to badass adventurer once find out about his ancient Sarnori family legacy?
 
If you all want to make a proper adventurer party out of this, then at least send someone as a designated adult along. Maybe Glyra.
 
Oh god, I want to see Glyra going off with the adventuring party now.

Also I imagine her Troop would LOVE some nice duplicating rat flesh. I would think Doppelrats would make for a lovely self replenishing food source...


Ooooooh, cheap meat for those in poverty.... Why, with doppelrats ability to replicate it might even work as subsidized meals for those who would otherwise starve.

Yeah, rat wouldn't be the best tasting but it would be meat and filling which is more than they otherwise would get.
 
well i don't know about Teana but i am very happy about this little dubblerat infestation if only for all this conversation. plus they are very cute. yes that doesn't help with the problem but i certainly understand why she made them. they are also just very cool
 
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