Dread Fort, Casterly Rock, Highgarden, Red Keep, and Castle Black. I'd add Riverrun, but with that target painted on the side I have a feeling it won't last long.
Fair enough, but their castle is one of the few things we haven't ruined for the Tullys so far.
Haven't ruined yet.
That's why I said "so far".
This just in, swing castle Highgarden will go to Viserys by a margin of... at least one fried Fae court!
"So far" implies "might or might not happen"
Well, there are a few places where the invasion plan is basically to have overwhelming force brought up to the castle (such as a Moonchaser) and then to call for their surrender. If they refuse, they are getting a warning shot and get asked again. If they still refuse, they will be made the warning.Can Viserys even really call himself a proper dragon without burning down at least one castle with all of its associated knights in shining armor trapped inside? It's practically a rite of passage, and if we've got to pick a winner it might as well be someone who's pissed us off.
Mark me down as on board for blowing up Riverrun and charging Hoster for littering when bits of its roof land in the nearest town.
Hm... Not really. The words are interchangeable and it's more the context that determines the meaning.
I will be FUCKING DAMNED if the castle we blow up isn't Highgarden.Can Viserys even really call himself a proper dragon without burning down at least one castle with all of its associated knights in shining armor trapped inside? It's practically a rite of passage, and if we've got to pick a winner it might as well be someone who's pissed us off.
Mark me down as on board for blowing up Riverrun and charging Hoster for littering when bits of its roof land in the nearest town.
I think you are giving him far too much credit. He is less incompetent, but certainly not actually competent.I will be FUCKING DAMNED if the castle we blow up isn't Highgarden.
I'm not even that mad at Hoster. He's a buttmonkey, but he's our monkey.
Mace on the other hand just grinds my gears. How dare you be secretly not incompetent, yet not make the actual winning bet? If you had sent that goddamn Raven after we sank the Royal Fleet, you would be at the head of the table next to Eustace Brune and Monford Motherfucking Velaryon!
GODDAMN TYRELLS!
I was actually planning to have the commander of the Legion we are going to park on his doorstep to deliver him one raven in person. Tell him that this was a very important thing to do and the whole Legion just came along to make sure that Mace did in fact get that raven.
Which is really rubbing the salt in the wound, because it's not as though he sent an army to escort that raven to the Trident, yeah?
Come to think of, can we make enchanted salt that heals your wounds?
All Tyrell salt heals my wounds.
Could we use a mindless construct raven and put a bomb in it? Having their missing raven blow up in their faces would be an appropriately insulting way for them to die.
No no... I wanted to gift him some salt for his wounds while we are at it.
They get one chance, just like everyone else. I want to leave no doubts that we were unjust when we give them the Old Ghis treatment.
You have my vote.
I want an entire update from Mace Tyrell's POV when he gets this raven. I am dead serious. I desperately want this to happen.
I wonder how much salt can be added to Alchemical Healing Salve before it loses its healing properties?
He's going to need salve for those burns, IYKWIM.
