Funny Story Time!

I just got back from purchasing a shotgun. Never know when your home may be invaded by aliens, zombies, or people who want to steal my RPG books, ya know? Anyway, as part of the purchase process I had to fill out a questionnaire. There was lots of pertinent information required, but two questions really stood out.

Are you a fugitive from justice?

and

Are you in the country illegally?

Now I'm sure there is a good reason to ask these questions, but do you think anyone who has ever fit within one of those categories has actually answered the question honestly?

/mind has been boggled
 
Funny Story Time!

I just got back from purchasing a shotgun. Never know when your home may be invaded by aliens, zombies, or people who want to steal my RPG books, ya know? Anyway, as part of the purchase process I had to fill out a questionnaire. There was lots of pertinent information required, but two questions really stood out.

Are you a fugitive from justice?

and

Are you in the country illegally?

Now I'm sure there is a good reason to ask these questions, but do you think anyone who has ever fit within one of those categories has actually answered the question honestly?

/mind has been boggled

I mean there are people who upload video of their crimes to facebook. I'm betting there must be at least one fugitive from justice who answered yes.
 
Are you a fugitive from justice?

and

Are you in the country illegally?

Now I'm sure there is a good reason to ask these questions, but do you think anyone who has ever fit within one of those categories has actually answered the question honestly?

/mind has been boggled
I'm pretty sure there's some kind of legitimate legal recourse involved in falsely answering these questions, just as there is penalties for failing to inquire as to a person's legal status before making a sale.

Though neither of these questions seem like ones that really need to be filled out in a non-official document if there is already a background check run in that state before any sale of firearms.

Though being from California, I am unfamiliar with all the states where you can just walk into any department store and then walk out with a shotgun, tbqh.
 
Yeah, I think that is

A. to help cover the store's ass

and

B. So they have another charge to throw at you which is guaranteed to stick.

But back on topic, will we do anything to acknowledge this?
 
I think we should treat it as a personal thing and not do anything official at all.
Agreed, let's not make a spectacle out of what is ultimately none of anyone's business, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.


It is something we want to encourage though, even if officially honoring her for it probably wouldn't work.

We don't really need to encourage anything. Lawful Evil Outsiders can be productive members of society just as Lawful Neutral or Lawful Good ones.

And the Chaotic ones can come too, I guess. :V
 
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True. I personally find stories about breaking systems and stories about building systems equally interesting, and breaking tends to favor Chaotic characters a bit.

I am really looking forwards to seeing what Maelor and Bronn are up too.
 
I like how we are slowly making all outsider sway to neutral

I haven't seen a change towards the lawful spectrum though, but we don't have many demons or azatas
 
Part MMMDLXI: Whispers of the Wild
Whispers of the Wild

Thirtieth Day of the First Month 294 AC

Over the last month you had asked the orphne fey to carry messages by what paths they could to those among their fellows who ride with the Wild Hunt. It's been a little more than a year since last you have had words with them and not under entirely cordial circumstances. Still, everyone walked away from the business at the Golden Hearth without a grudge and you at least with a measure of respect for the power of the Hunt, and you could certainly do with allies against the Court of Stars who could ride under the false sun and witch moon of the Feywild without fear of being lost on time-twisted paths.

So when the threshold sprite flits through your window complaining bitterly about the heat and light of midday between delivering his message you are not surprised at the offer for a meeting. What you are a touch surprised at is the place and time. "In the godswood, now?"

"He's an impulsive old blow-horn..." the sprite continues his complaints.

"Blowhard," you correct, struggling to keep back a smile. He reminds you a little of Moonsonge before she became a Lady of her own troupe and captain of her ship.

"No, he definitely blows that horn really loud he does," the sprite insists. "Though he promised not to do it around Sorcerer's Deep and scare all the mortals off."

"A balm to my soul," you reply dryly, drawing a giggle from the messenger.

***​

You encounter Vee having a bit of a day in the sun with Slither in the keep's godswood away from the more oft walked paths of the larger one in the city. She proves curious enough about your guest to follow along, though the serpent, now grown to truly prodigious size from the power emanating off Vee, is disinclined to move from its place in the sun for the shadowed corner the sprite had told you to seek.

At first you think yourselves alone amid the small circle of oaks around a sundial that can likely show the hour no more than one hour of every day, but then you hear the ivy shift upon the largest of the trees and what emerges beneath is not simple bark, but a vibrant green face with a short tangled beard and cunning green eyes that recall a satyr's puckishness but infinitely wiser.

A familiar booming voice echoes from its lips "Well... well, haven't you grown in bright summer's light. Are you a flower or are you tree I wonder."

As strange flowers burst from the ivy and colorful butterflies start to flock about its visage this time you know what it is you are conversing with, Seilenos, Fathers of Satyrs and Wise Fools. Joyous ones they are called in their good graces and as for their foes... few enough live to count themselves such and none can agree upon a curse to cast upon them.


"Tell me then, Dragon King, do you wish to make war upon those who march beneath the Stars, or a lie a trick, a snare in their paths to set? What price will you pay for the aid of the Hunt, for answers soft and arrows sharp?" The spirit half-sings, the tree that serves as his gate quivering with the words.

What do you reply?

[] Ask for information on the Court of Stars
-[] Write in what you are willing to pay

[] Ask for the aid of the Hunt against the Court of Stars
-[] Write in what you are willing to pay

[] Write in


OOC: I actually spent more time looking for a proper picture than writing the update. For anyone curious this is what the Seilenos looks like in official Pathfinder materials. A near equal of Balor's Pit Fiends and Solars and it looks like it stepped out of a Saturday Morning cartoon about Greek Mythology.
 
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Problem being, we dont know what we intend to do about CoS, even now.

Having better info on their politics might be nearly pointless if we end up warring them.
Same the other way around.

We have a fuckload of stories if they are willing to trade in them.
@DragonParadox, do they trade in stories?

We can sell some trophies I guess, and we have those flying swords still in Armory as well.

IM are pointless as payment, as well as much of the non-magical material posessions.
 
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I wonder what these guys would want.

Money's out obviously, they don't need it because they're the Wild Hunt, they usually take what they want and be done with it.

I suppose we could offer them creatures? We did de-taint the flesh forge and we're really good at crafting abominations against god and man.
 
Problem being, we dont know what we intend to do about CoS, even now.

Having better info on their politics might be nearly pointless if we end up warring them.
Same the other way around.

We have a fuckload of stories if they are willing to trade in them.
@DragonParadox, do they trade in stories?

We can sell some trophies I guess, and we have those flying swords still in Armory as well.

IM are pointless as payment, as much non-medical material posessions.

Stories about great hunts and battles yes, though the most you are likley to get for those is information.
 
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