Jack vile Ripper
The swellest guy in Creation.
- Location
- Indonesia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Mazel tov, it's a boy!
Also...
EAT SHIT AND DROP DEAD, HAG-QUEEN!!!
Also...
EAT SHIT AND DROP DEAD, HAG-QUEEN!!!
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I dare say we'll have to make that an on-screen thing though, kinda too big a change to not to.[] Sir Richard:
Titanic Anchoring (3 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD), Counterattack (3 HD) - 1 HD left;
-[] Effects total:
--[] Immunity to the pull and push special abilities;
--[] All bull rush, grapple, overrun, reposition, and trip combat maneuvers made by creatures your size or smaller always fail. +10 bonus to your CMD against those combat maneuver checks made by creatures larger than you;
--[] Speed increases to 60 feet; (effective +30 feet speed increase).
--[] +8 bonus on Hide, Jump, Listen, Spot, and Survival checks. Also gain the scent ability (MM 314).
--[] Once per round, one of melee or ranged attacks may disregard the target's armor, shield, and natural armor bonuses (including any enhancement bonuses) to Armor Class. Other AC bonuses, such as dodge bonuses, deflection bonuses, and luck bonuses, still apply.
--[] Any time an opponent makes a melee attack against you, you may attempt one melee counterattack at your full base attack bonus (this does not count as an attack of opportunity for the round). +details.
[] Waymar:
Titanic Anchoring (3 HD), Certain Grip (2 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD) - 1 HD left;
-[] Effects total:
--[] Immunity to the pull and push special abilities;
--[] Immunity to the disarm combat maneuver.
--[] All bull rush, grapple, overrun, reposition, and trip combat maneuvers made by creatures your size or smaller always fail. +10 bonus to your CMD against those combat maneuver checks made by creatures larger than you;
--[] Speed increases to 60 feet; (effective +30 feet speed increase).
--[] +8 bonus on Hide, Jump, Listen, Spot, and Survival checks. Also gain the scent ability (MM 314).
--[] +4 competence bonus on Climb checks, on Acrobatics checks to balance, and to CMD against bull rush, drag, reposition, and trip attempts.
--[] Once per round, one of melee or ranged attacks may disregard the target's armor, shield, and natural armor bonuses (including any enhancement bonuses) to Armor Class. Other AC bonuses, such as dodge bonuses, deflection bonuses, and luck bonuses, still apply.
[] Garin:
Certain Grip (2 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD) - 0 HD left;
-[] Effects total:
--[] Immunity to the disarm combat maneuver.
--[] Speed increases to 60 feet; (effective +30 feet speed increase).
--[] +8 bonus on Hide, Jump, Listen, Spot, and Survival checks. Also gain the scent ability (MM 314).
--[] +4 competence bonus on Climb checks, on Acrobatics checks to balance, and to CMD against bull rush, drag, reposition, and trip attempts.
--[] Once per round, one of melee or ranged attacks may disregard the target's armor, shield, and natural armor bonuses (including any enhancement bonuses) to Armor Class. Other AC bonuses, such as dodge bonuses, deflection bonuses, and luck bonuses, still apply.
I was actually going for creepy, but as long as people like it... 🤷♂️
I think we've long since established you evoke feelings for characters that are best characterized by the word "dissonance".I was actually going for creepy, but as long as people like it... 🤷♂️
Hey, if ya look to the sideways and squint slightly, pretty much everything one finds heartwarming is creepy in some fashionI was actually going for creepy, but as long as people like it... 🤷♂️
Hm.
Can we maybe offer them to fleshforge one of them to adulthood, if that's what the Efreeti law is stuck on?
We have the means to.
Would we be able to do such an act in a way that would pass the Efreeti scrutiny, @DragonParadox?
Having such a group on-call might be just great for us in the Plane of Fire.
The Abyss is a very loud place right now, but the Myrkdreki didn't have to continue listening to her after formally telling her to fuck off.I'm kinda surprised there wasn't more autistic screeching coming from Tiamat.
Having just lost less than a month ago, and it being the second breed of a Dragon we both created and denied to her.
Did she succeed at some ungodly Willsave, or something?
Actually, there is an online tool for that.That was neat, @Azel. You've got way more patience that me, though. Those color transitions must have taken as long as writing the chapter.
Get fucked, Tiamat. We're better at this than you are.
Yay, Myrkdreki!AN: The promised omake for the first Myrkdreki being made in Gogossos by our dear expert for all things Shadow and Flesh.
Pokemon. But that's never stopped me before.Do you hire Clan Steelclaw?
Cost: 105,000 IM
- 50 Flame-born Young Scorpionfolk (12 HD CR 7)
- Armed and Armored with +1 Lances and Suits of Plate
What is the Efreeti policy on private security in the City of Brass, @DragonParadox?
The thought was to instead maybe hire them, then rent their services as security guards to other shops and businesses in the district.Pretty lax, but 50 guards for one small shop would raise a lot of eyebrows.
The thought was to instead maybe hire them, then rent their services as security guards to other shops and businesses in the district.
Seems best to find a reason to send them out of the city, then. Moving to destroy a rival like Azel suggested.You could but it would be an unusual business move for a shop like Enchanted Outfitters and also your new (very young) employees might spill secrets accidentally.
@DragonParadox, remember that Efreeti we sold the Devil Eye to? The one who attacked us for selling cursed merchandise? Do we know his name? Can we summon him?