Completely off topic, but I've got to share.

On the morning news right now, there is a man being interviewed from "Bitcoinvegan Transformational Services" on the topic of "using your brain to get out of poverty".

I think someone should have used their brain to come up with a better name for their company... :facepalm:
 
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Completely off topic, but I've got to share.

On the morning news right now, there is a man being interviewed from "Bitcoinvegan Transformational Services" on the topic of "using your brain to get out of poverty".

I think someone should have used their brain to come up with a better name for their company... :facepalm:
But it's a great name. Look at all the buzzwords!
 
Completely off topic, but I've got to share.

On the morning news right now, there is a man being interviewed from "Bitcoinvegan Transformational Services" on the topic of "using your brain to get out of poverty".

I think someone should have used their brain to come up with a better name for their company... :facepalm:

If that thing ever goes to the stock exchange, buy it and sell it a month later, when the hype has died. You will make an amazing profit from that.

Tesla has been losing money and has gone up anyway, so clearly this strategy works
 
We do take their slaves, who used to be worth quite some money, and force their businesses to pay workers decently, massively cutting into their profits.
On one hand yes, on the other most magisters still have serious capital and we offer more than enough opportunities to build or invest in new things, with profits that easily compensate for the loss of slaves.

No arguments on the political side though.
 
Completely off topic, but I've got to share.

On the morning news right now, there is a man being interviewed from "Bitcoinvegan Transformational Services" on the topic of "using your brain to get out of poverty".

I think someone should have used their brain to come up with a better name for their company... :facepalm:
... That name was written by an A.I., wasn't it?
 
Not really, just random trending words, see this for a good laugh at AI-generated quotes: InspiroBot
I just got "Becoming a father is 10 percent easy, and 90 percent decorative"

Well, if you go to buy cigarettes and never come back...

I got:

"Dare to challenge things that no normal human would ever dare."

Bitch, I've been doing that my whole life. But FUCK YEAH this thing's feeling me.
 
Riots are a thing of the past.
Naps are the way!

So, yeah, see y'all tomorrow.
In the meanwhile, @Goldfish, we are picking up ordered items retroactively, yes?
And making new orders so we pick items up at (I think) 5th of the next month as well?
 
Riots are a thing of the past.
Naps are the way!

So, yeah, see y'all tomorrow.
In the meanwhile, @Goldfish, we are picking up ordered items retroactively, yes?
And making new orders so we pick items up at (I think) 5th of the next month as well?
Should be, yes. I've already added the stuff from our Vialesk commission (which was ready on the 7th) to the Armory.

Tonight or tomorrow would be a good time to place the next order.
 
Should be, yes. I've already added the stuff from our Vialesk commission (which was ready on the 7th) to the Armory.

Tonight or tomorrow would be a good time to place the next order.
We'll need at least 6 scrolls of Permanence for 3rd level, 3 for 4th level, and 2 for 2nd level, btw.
[] Sir Richard:
Titanic Anchoring (3 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD), Counterattack (3 HD) - 1 HD left;
[] Waymar:
Titanic Anchoring (3 HD), Certain Grip (2 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD) - 1 HD left;
[] Garin:
Certain Grip (2 HD), Essense of the Raptor (4 HD), Find the Gap (3 HD) - 0 HD left;
Maybe more if we want anything specific on our caster-companions and/or are willing to bullshit via sheer cheese that Permanencing spells is for CR20+ creatures, like Nirah or the Outsider-Bull.
I'd really prefer not to do the latter, tbh.
 
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  • [X] Introduce ourselves as Viserys Targaryen, King in the Garden, Sorcerer of the 9th circle, and Red Dragon, though an unusual representative of that infamous breed. We have traveled to the Endless Sea on business, both to deliver goods bought and paid for and to retrieve our own purchases, and to foster greater communication and cooperation between the factions which call the Plane home. If she asks why, explain that peace upon the Plane of Water is not only good for business, but it also makes it more likely another Deep One invasion will fail when it inevitably arrives.
    -[X] We want to know everything Aikaterine can tell us:
    --[X] What can she tell us of Axis?
    --[X] How did it fare in the wake of the Sundering?
    --[X] Is it true that the forces of Hell now stand with Axis against the encroachment of chaos?
    --[X] What can she tell us of herself? What brought an Axiomite to the Plane of Water of all places?
    --[X] What can she tell us of the Anvil, which even now inspires such strife and conflict that it might lead to a war between the Kelasi Emirate and the Dominion of Galzerai?
    -[X] In return, answer any questions Aikaterine might ask of us which isn't sensitive in nature.
    --[X] Offer to purchase any lore she may be willing to share, or trade if she wishes to visit our non-restricted library.
    --[X] Invite her to visit our realm as a guest.
 
Part MMMCCCX: A Riddle of Numbers Wrought
A Riddle of Numbers Wrought

Ninth Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

Being guests you and Lya are, as courtesy dictates, the first to share your tale. Oddly enough Aikaterine seems to brush aside the fact that you are a dragon of a kindred not often found in these waters off with only a few perfunctory questions, you assume meant to assuage your pride. Instead she is far more curious about Lya and how she had come to be aligned with so many of the Spheres. The arcane equations that trail in her wake seem to fade in disappointment when Lya explains that she had never taught that aspect of her magic to anyone, even though she was one of the founders of the Scholarum. Easy enough to recognize a dedicated scholar, and while Lya's deeper lore is not something you would lightly share you offer a chance to visit your realm when she had the time and inclination.

"My thanks, Your Grace," her spell of tongues effortlessly translates the courtesy into Common, though the smile she wears is less convincing. "Now I think I have spent quite enough time indulging my curiosity. I will share what I can in exchange, though I must warn you that some aspects of my studies and my service to the emir are not for me to reveal at my leisure, however intriguing the company." One might almost suspect her of flirting with Lya had you not known her interests are more academic.

Thus you begin with the beginning, or the closest you can come to it at least, with the Sundering and the history of Axis following that calamity. The Gilded City at the heart of the Spheres is not as it once was, the forges are cold and dead, and in the dark places beneath its spires of amber and jade there is crime and corruption that would have been unimaginable of old festers. It is not Heaven's Shore thankfully, a mere monument to Asmodeous' pride kept from destruction at his whim. The axiomites still rule, their circles of lorekeepers working to stem the tide of chaos where they can and even turn it back when the chance shows itself, but they are aligned with Hell and they need its aid more than the baatezu need theirs, the lesser partner in a pact named with startling forthrightness, the Necessary Evil.

Or perhaps not so startling, the mage before you seems to have a certain dislike to metaphor and simile, more than other sorcerers at least who reach for them almost instinctively to explain their magic and often other aspects of their lives. In any case she is just as blunt in explaining her presence in Kelasi: "I was exiled for fomenting dissent in the service of a dangerous obsession..." the words are spoken almost tonelessly, though you can just make out a thread of anger underneath it. "My search for the Anvil of Law was deemed by my elders to be an unhealthy fixation with Balance that Was..." she hesitates a moment and mutters something in an odd tongue that sounds akin to Infernal, if one were to somehow decant the black ruin from it leaving only the impossible precision. "With Solving an Equation whose terms have been changed too far," she corrected.

"Is such a punishment commonplace?" Lya asks hesitantly, wary of giving offense but clearly fascinated by the notion that beings of supposed Cosmic Law could be counted lawbreakers in the eyes of their fellows.

"Unhealthy fixations are not unheard of, but neither are moments of inspiration in the service of fulfilling the Great Plan," Aikaterine replies stiffly. "Absent perfect divination the only means of distinguishing one from the other is hindsight."

"What can you tell us of this anvil? How did it come into the possession of the Brazen Throne? What powers does it hold?" you ask intrigued.

"Here, we touch upon those subjects that I may not freely speak of," the mage shifts slightly in her seat as though seeking physical balance in tandem with whatever mental conundrum she is facing. "I cannot answer the first question without leave from the emir, but as to the second it was once used in forging the sensory aspects of Lhaksharut Inevitables, the guardians of the veils between Planes, though it can be adapted to other forms of construct and..." here she nods towards Lya again. "Soul forging."

The image of a six-armed creature of metal and stone rises to mind, while half its body is carved with masterful skill and artistry, beneath the belt there are no legs but instead whirling metal rings that almost give the impression of a genie's elemental vortex. There is something more just beyond your grasp, part of some ancient fraying dream, but when you try to grasp it it is gone like mist between your fingertips.

What do you do next?

[] Head back to the Moonchaser to buy mercenaries and try to gain other alliances

[] Try to investigate more in Kelasi, perhaps there are other ways to find the secrets Aikaterine will not reveal
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: If anyone's wondering the Axiomite's tongue is just as close to Celestial as Infernal, but Viserys actually speaks Infernal so that's the comparison that most easily came to mind.
 
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I got:

"Dare to challenge things that no normal human would ever dare."

Bitch, I've been doing that my whole life. But FUCK YEAH this thing's feeling me.
I got a picture of a killer clown, and the message, "one day, existence will be horrible, so have a cigarette."
I just got;

I'm lucky if I'm half of one of those and a third of another. And I'm certainly not famous.

Well you're one of the most well known posters on this thread, and it's a very popular one, so you do have a small amount of internet fame.

You don't have DPs amounts of internet fame though, as the OP he's clearly the most famous member of this thread.
 
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I tried that Inspirobot and this is what I got...

 
This anvil is pure evil.
It is too shiny and important to ignore, but we literally have no time...
Ugh.

I guess we can have our Companions kill the leaders of Sarnori Undead, while we'll be trying to hunt the anvil down, I suppose.
(Assuming we go for that all the next month. We are really on a tight schedule).

Y'all think Garin, Malarys, Zherys, Waymar, Yrael and a squad of Erynies will be roughly enough for the high-cr Undead-king-killing?
I'm iffy on including Dany b/c I think she may have moral hangups with us killing off the leaders and leaving the rest of Undead to whatever until we have time for them.

No expeditions to Valyria/Sothroyos likely then, though :C
 
A Riddle of Numbers Wrought

Ninth Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

Being guests, you and Lya are, as courtesy dictates, the first to share your tale. Oddly enough, Aikaterine seems to brush aside the fact that you are a dragon of a kindred not often found in these waters with only a few perfunctory questions, you assume meant to assuage your pride. Instead, she is far more curious about Lya and how she had come to be aligned with so many of the spheres. The arcane equations that trail in her wake seem to fade in disappointment when Lya explains that she had never taught that aspect of her magic to anyone, even though she was one of the founders of the Scholarum. Easy enough to recognize a dedicated scholar, and while Lya's deeper lore is not something you would lightly share, you offer a chance to visit your realm when she has the time and inclination.

"My thanks, Your Grace," her spell of Tongues effortlessly translates the courtesy into common, though the smile she wears is less convincing. "Now I think I have spent quite enough time indulging my curiosity. I will share what I can in exchange, though I must warn you that some aspects of my studies and my service to the emir are not for me to reveal at my leisure, however intriguing the company." One might almost suspect her of flirting with Lya had you not known her interests are more academic.

Thus you begin with the beginning, or the closest you can come to it at least, with the Sundering and the history of Axis following that calamity. The Gilded City at the heart of the Spheres is not as it once was. The forges are cold and dead, and in the dark places beneath its spires of amber and jade festers crime and corruption that would have been unimaginable in the days of old. It is not Heaven's Shore, thankfully, a mere monument to Asmodeous' pride kept from destruction at his whim. The axiomites still rule, their circles of lorekeepers working to stem the tide of chaos where they can and even turn it back when the chance shows itself, but they are aligned with Hell and they need its aid more than the baatezu need theirs, the lesser partner in a pact named with startling forthrightness, the Necessary Evil.

Or perhaps not so startling, the mage before you seems to have a certain dislike for metaphor and simile, more than other sorcerers at least, who reach for them almost instinctively to explain their magic and often other aspects of their lives. In any case, she is just as blunt in in explaining her presence in Kelasi, "I was exiled for fomenting dissent in the service of a dangerous obsession..." the words are spoken almost tonelessly, though you can just make out a thread of anger underneath it. "My search for the Anvil of Law was deemed by my elders to be an unhealthy fixation with Balance that Was..." she hesitates a moment and mutters something in an odd tongue that sounds akin to Infernal, if one were to somehow decant the black ruin from it leaving only the impossible precision. "With Solving an Equation whose terms have been changed too far," she corrected.

"Is such a punishment commonplace?" Lya asks hesitantly, wary of giving offense but clearly fascinated by the notion that beings of supposed Cosmic Law could be counted lawbreakers in the eyes of their fellows.

"Unhealthy fixations are not unheard of, but neither are moments of inspiration in the service of fulfilling the Great Plan," Aikaterine replies stiffly. "Absent perfect divination, the only means of distinguishing one from the other is hindsight."

"What can you tell us of this Anvil of Law? How did it come into the possession of the Brazen Throne? What powers does it hold?" you ask, intrigued.

"Here, we touch upon those subjects that I may not freely speak of," the mage shifts slightly in her seat, as though seeking physical balance in tandem with whatever mental conundrum she is facing. "I cannot answer the first question without leave from the Emir, but as to the second it was once used in forging the sensory aspects of Lhaksharut Inevitables, the guardians of the veils between planes, though it can be adapted to other forms of construct and..." here she nods towards Lya again. "Soul forging."

The image of a six-armed creature of metal and stone rises to mind, while half its body is carved with masterful skill and artistry, beneath the belt there are no legs but instead whirling metal rings that almost give the impression of a genie's elemental vortex. There is something more just beyond your grasp, part of some ancient fraying dream, but when you try to grasp it it is gone like mist between your fingertips.

What do you do next?

[] Head back to the Moonchaster to buy mercenaries and try to gain other alliances

[] Try to investigate more in Kelasi, perhaps there are other ways to find the secrets Aikaterine will not reveal
-[] Write in

[] Write in


OOC: If anyone's wondering the Axiomite's tongue is just as close to Celestial as Infernal, but Viserys actually speaks Infernal so that's the comparison that most easily came to mind. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
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