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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Zavvnao said:
So is Five-Heads going to be eaten by a giant worm? Or trapped in an eternal hug?
That would be such a humilliating historic painting either way for a dragon, and that is good.

But once we deal with Tiamat, will we be able to subvert her agents in other planes like the Abishai?
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Eternal hug. The five heads will be mounted and displayed. :D
 
Azel said:
How can you expect this relationship to work if you can't accept who I am? :cry:
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What you are is a devil, in that context TalonofAnathrax is clearly not asking you to actually be nice, but only asking you to use your devilish acting skills, to lull Egoo into a false sense of security, clearly TalonofAnathrax has a plan, that involve Egoo being slightly less terrified of you.

Of course TalonofAnathrax made the fatal mistake, of not mentioning what's in it for you.
 
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Azel said:
How can you expect this relationship to work if you can't accept who I am? :cry:
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~"...now this looks like a job for me... cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me"~
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Sure, and then you'd say this doesn't apply at all too...

[:V]
 
Zavvnao said:
So is Five-Heads going to be eaten by a giant worm? Or trapped in an eternal hug?
That would be such a humilliating historic painting either way for a dragon, and that is good.

But once we deal with Tiamat, will we be able to subvert her agents in other planes like the Abishai?
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Tiamat five days post-Hug: "I realize we got off to a bad start. I'm not really a people Dragon God, so perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement? Remember the Wish Gem? I've got more where that came from!"

Tiamat three years post-Hug: "This is really quite extraordinarily uncomfortable and my White head is starting to go numb. Surely we can come to an arrangement?"

Tiamat one hundred years post-Hug: "Raaaaawwwwrrrrr! I shall feast on your soul for eternity for this indignity! Release me, else my wrath will depopulate this Plane and the story of your folly shall become LEGEND!!!!"

Tiamat 5,295 years post-Hug: "..."

Tour Guide: "Please stay on this side of the enclosure, everyone. Although the creature's name has been long forgotten, records indicate she was often referred to as the Bitch Queen, or even She-of-Many-Colors, for obvious reasons. She has been non-communicative for several thousand years, but will occasionally utilize one of her breath weapons. Most often this appears to be an attempt at self-harm, though unwary tourists have been known to be caught in the affected area."
 
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Goldfish said:
Tiamat five days post-Hug: "I realize we got off to a bad start. I'm not really a people Dragon God, so perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement? Remember the Wish Gem? I've got more where that came from!"

Tiamat three years post-Hug: "This is really quite extraordinarily uncomfortable and my White head is starting to go numb. Surely we can come to an arrangement?"

Tiamat one hundred years post-Hug: "Raaaaawwwwrrrrr! I shall feast on your soul for eternity for this indignity! Release me, else my wrath will depopulate this Plane and the story of your folly shall become LEGEND!!!!"

Tiamat 5,295 years post-Hug: "..."

Tour Guide: "Please stay on this side of the enclosure, everyone. Although the creature's name has been long forgotten, records indicate she was often referred to as the Bitch Queen, or even She-of-Many-Colors, for obvious reasons. She has been non-communicative for several thousand years, but will occasionally utilize one of her breath weapons. Most often this appears to be an attempt at self-harm, though unwary tourists have been known to be caught in the affected area."
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I suddenly have a fantasy of trapping Tiamat and using her as an eternal source of divine dragonhide and dragonbone.
 
The little abomination-magpie hybrid's ability to shitpost so quickly and with images has always fascinated me.

I wonder what it could do with my Avatar...
 
Duesal said:
Bolton is only bad as a vassal if you're demonstrably an idiot like Robb was in canon. Basically everyone in Westeros can see the writing on the Wall that we're going to win the Conquest, and Bolton has enough self interest that he won't do anything to jeopardize what he's gained through us.

As for Ramsay, I wouldn't be surprised if Roose himself dealt with him once it becomes clear that Ramsay is nothing more than a lunatic.
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Hold on, isn't Roose's legitimate heir Domeric still alive at this point? In canon, it doesn't seem he died until like 297 or so. Roose has no need for Ramsey if his real heir is alive and well.
 
Goldfish said:
You would look good with a few tentacles, and maybe a proboscis.
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You know, my Avatar has this Tophat and Monocle since there was a fad in Bay12 where everybody changed their avatars to look more gentlemanly and dapper. So I whipped my absolute zero amount of skill with Photoshop and made me current Avatar, and then deided to keep it even after the fad ended andeverybody went back to their normal avatars.

I wonder if we could make an inside-joke of this thread and put eyestalks and tentacles on the avatars of the most prominent users here.

DP could definitely use more tentacles and pincers in his letter D.
 
Zioneer said:
Hold on, isn't Roose's legitimate heir Domeric still alive at this point? In canon, it doesn't seem he died until like 297 or so. Roose has no need for Ramsey if his real heir is alive and well.
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He is still alive. And even if he weren't we could bring him back to life.

So Ramsay should be disposed of without us even hearing about it if Roose realizes he's too much trouble to bother keeping around.
 
Tomcost said:
The little abomination-magpie hybrid's ability to shitpost so quickly and with images has always fascinated me.

I wonder what it could do with my Avatar...
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*Chaotic Neutral intensifies*
Be careful of what you wish for...

You're Club Penguin now, and the pool is closed.
 
Regarding the Shadow Plane, do we have access to it, and is there civilization in it? I kinda want to shop around for shadow creatures and templates.
 
JamesShazbond said:
Regarding the Shadow Plane, do we have access to it, and is there civilization in it? I kinda want to shop around for shadow creatures and templates.
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Define..."Civilisation".
Near us (relatively, planetary-scale wise) it has Rakshasa and the Bloodstone Emperor as super-massive entities mostly controlling the parts we are aware of.
Tor (the original) traded stuff in one of their shadow-cities, and bargained with Night Hags.
Varys had been to one of Shadow-cities too, iirc - wasn't there where he got the scroll of Disjunction, @Duesal?

Further on...
We aren't really sure, tbh. Too much on our platter so far.
 
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egoo said:
Define..."Civilisation".
Near us (relatively, planetary-scale wise) it has Rakshasa and the Bloodstone Emperor as super-massive entities mostly controlling the parts we are aware of.
Tor (the original) traded stuff in one of their shadow-cities, and bargained with Night Hags.
Varys had been to one of Shadow-cities too, iirc - wasn't there where he got the scroll of Disjunction, @Duesal?

Further on...
We aren't really sure, tbh. Too much on our platter so far.
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Yes, there is a shadow city ruled by the Bloodstone Emperor himself, and that's where Varys got his scroll of Mage's Disjunction.
 
Duesal said:
Yes, there is a shadow city ruled by the Bloodstone Emperor himself, and that's where Varys got his scroll of Mage's Disjunction.
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Didn't we learn that the Bloodstone Emperor controls even more of the Shadow Plane than that, back when Melisandre, Thoros, and the Misfits cleaned out Harrenhal? I seem to recall there being some mention that Harren himself still existed as some manner of Undead in the Shadow version of Harrenhal and that he was beholden to a being we believed to be the Bloodstone Emperor.

Or is that my memory playing tricks on me again?
 
So what sort of demeaning nickname are we giving Tiamat after this? Worm Queen or similar? Preferably it'll be something we can spread IC to further spite her.
 
Goldfish said:
Didn't we learn that the Bloodstone Emperor controls even more of the Shadow Plane than that, back when Melisandre, Thoros, and the Misfits cleaned out Harrenhal? I seem to recall there being some mention that Harren himself still existed as some manner of Undead in the Shadow version of Harrenhal and that he was beholden to a being we believed to be the Bloodstone Emperor.

Or is that my memory playing tricks on me again?
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I wouldn't doubt it, I just remember that this city was the heart of his influence.
 
Goldfish said:
Didn't we learn that the Bloodstone Emperor controls even more of the Shadow Plane than that, back when Melisandre, Thoros, and the Misfits cleaned out Harrenhal? I seem to recall there being some mention that Harren himself still existed as some manner of Undead in the Shadow version of Harrenhal and that he was beholden to a being we believed to be the Bloodstone Emperor.

Or is that my memory playing tricks on me again?
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Sounds right to me.
 
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