- Location
- United States
She shall have all the chocolate.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
- Thread starter DragonParadox
- Start date
-
- Tags
- a song of ice and fire a sword without a hilt d&d 3.5 dungeons & dragons 100% high octane dragon fuel ave corvidae battle action dragon diplomacy best sister bureaucromancy delicious soul-stuff dragon dreams come true dragon ta'veren greatest uncle hubris is a coward's word in defiance of gods and men mammon's folly mutually assured mage's disjunction qm murderhobo top tier coatl
- Location
- ?????????
It's never too early to look into the abyss and kick its ass. Although maybe some fairy tales and princely tales would be better for her. Along with dresses or something.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
*cough* Implying she has one *cough*
...hmm.
[] Assemble a masterwork set of figurines for not!warhammer and a finely wrought workbook.
-[] make sure to include figures of her parents and their allies, which are ostentatiously complementary in form, but subtly mock them by virtue of funny abilities or rules (e.g "Fishing for Dragons: the stag king may force an opposing dragon to land in front of him by taking a standard action to scream and wave a 1000 Imperial Mark net", "Fool's Gold: any True Lannister type creature can generate 1d8 pounds of gold when it fails a wisdom check 3/day")
-[] deliver secretly via talking raven, which will try and sneak a game in to show her the ropes"
-[] personally harden everything with maximum casting buffs
[] Assemble a masterwork set of figurines for not!warhammer and a finely wrought workbook.
-[] make sure to include figures of her parents and their allies, which are ostentatiously complementary in form, but subtly mock them by virtue of funny abilities or rules (e.g "Fishing for Dragons: the stag king may force an opposing dragon to land in front of him by taking a standard action to scream and wave a 1000 Imperial Mark net", "Fool's Gold: any True Lannister type creature can generate 1d8 pounds of gold when it fails a wisdom check 3/day")
-[] deliver secretly via talking raven, which will try and sneak a game in to show her the ropes"
-[] personally harden everything with maximum casting buffs
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
She does have one, it's just often foolish and vicious.
- Location
- Mexico
It's not entirely a joke, I do want to give her something, a minor enchanted item perhaps? Some loyalist Lord could give it to her, or maybe a merchant in disguise?
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
- Location
- Waxahachie tx
Well, if he does i REALLY hope he hasn't gone batshit yet.
Eh, a bit complex for a 4 year old. Why not make a set of cards specially hardened with each suite like one of her allies and us each looking positive slightly leaning in favor of us.
Ring of message?
Ring of minor illusion?
Boots of Featherfall?
Brooch of Freinds?
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
I know the security around the children is kind of a joke, but something tells me this would cause a melt down. All gifts like that are usually presented in open session while Robert is holding court... unless you meant that. He'd probably say to buzz off though, given his reaction to Tywin. You'd have to be Ned goddamn Stark not to be rejected out of hand these days.
Or Stannis, which is... honestly saying something about Robert's current state of mind. Not that Stannis would send a nameday gift that wasn't an abacus or a sword.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
- Location
- Waxahachie tx
Make an sword enchanted to never cut but rather sting?
Or maybe an abacus that spells out rude words when someone says the word "Dragon"? Perhaps a subtle mockery of how old hammer head often curses them out?
- Location
- Mexico
Or an anti-joffrey item, a brooch that rings an alarm whenever someone harms her, send it through Stannis.
- Location
- Mexico
Brooch of Pavlov's Training : A golden brooch with small gems forming the face of a small cat with antlers.
When the wearer suffers harm (as understood by it's wearer, either physical harm or intense emotional distress) it sounds an alarm both around it and around attuned magical beads regardless of distance, the alarm sounds much less intense to the wearer than to others.
Hidden effect: after being worn for 24 hours, the brooch attunes to the wearer, anyone harming an attuned wearer also suffers a brief period of guilt and instrospection, more intense after repeated exposition.
When the wearer suffers harm (as understood by it's wearer, either physical harm or intense emotional distress) it sounds an alarm both around it and around attuned magical beads regardless of distance, the alarm sounds much less intense to the wearer than to others.
Hidden effect: after being worn for 24 hours, the brooch attunes to the wearer, anyone harming an attuned wearer also suffers a brief period of guilt and instrospection, more intense after repeated exposition.
Vote closed.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
This is something we might be able to arrange, dude.
Should we try it?
Perfect.
Could we also include a deer bane net for Cersei and/or a dog bane mallet for Bobby B?
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
It might be difficult to frame, but we could probably get someone to hint strongly to Robert that Joffrey might benefit from fostering as he did, maybe have Pycelle suggest Tywin, then have Varys counter with Stannis.
That's virtually guaranteed to swing to Ned Stark.
- Location
- United States
I'll never get used to being in control of the Small Council.
- Location
- United States
True, but the ones occupying the other seats aren't exactly the height of competence, save for Kevan Lannister, and he's got his hands full with Cersei.
OMG Walder, do you want everyone to think you are a doppelganger? Because at this point only the general disdain all of Westeros holds for you is preventing an investigation in force on whatever could cause Walder Frey to be generous to people.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
Speaking of that:
I can't quite remember how many we already raised there, but those people will need every edge they can get, I recon.
We have the sacrifices aplenty too.
We probably should supply the people there with more resources as well...
@Goldfish, can we yet churn out PFEs massively enough to help Rodric's administration hold up for a few more months at least?
Also, have we informed him of the body-jacking the Illithids have been doing since we uncovered the scheme?
Shall we add more?
I can't quite remember how many we already raised there, but those people will need every edge they can get, I recon.
We have the sacrifices aplenty too.
We probably should supply the people there with more resources as well...
@Goldfish, can we yet churn out PFEs massively enough to help Rodric's administration hold up for a few more months at least?
Also, have we informed him of the body-jacking the Illithids have been doing since we uncovered the scheme?
- Location
- United States
IIRC none were planted in the Iron Islands by us just yet, though we're at a stage where we can start planting trees there if only to give Bloodraven a clear view of the islands.
- Location
- Mexico
There's a full Grove of petrified Weirwoods in an island there right? We could bring them back
- Location
- United States
If there is I haven't heard about it, but you could certainly be right.
By the way, @DragonParadox, as part of our magical fortifications/wards research, has Zherys happened to have researched the Black Walls? I was hoping to incorporate any lore there in our own future works. If he hasn't, are there any enchantments at all to be studied or no?
I'll have a full list of the Volantine mages' studies up eventually.