A Trader's Scales

Twenty-Eight Day of the Tenth Month 293 AC

Though you had spoken of taxes you seek something much more valuable than coin here, just as in the arcane reflections of the House of Mirrors or the whispers of the shadow fey it is knowledge you desire, eyes and ears that might pierce the plots of your foes before they can do harm to your realm and its citizens. "I would ask that you and all those who answer to you follow the laws of the realm and pass information of any present or future threats to the Inquisition or other investigative branches..."

"A deal I can find no fault with in substance, though the form may be troublesome," the Hooded Lord interjected. "If a mortal should sell a third of his years for the skill and grace to court the beloved of his heart, and then perish without mark or illness when the hour comes due, would not his kin claim that fey magic slew him? Here it is and in many other instances I can conceive that the law is silent and the mob likely to be loud. We who are the children of faerie may trade in substance more sublime than common matter, but the price paid is no less binding for it. Those years, once given, could be traded on in turn. Tell me, Dragon King, will you protect us from the cries and demands accustomed to the careless generosity of the divine?"

Before you can answer the lord of shadow speaks, turning a pale weirwood twig between his fingers. "If you know a bargain to be troublesome to mortals than why chance it? I do not sell shadow viper venom and then expect to be treated as one who trades in honey and mead."

"I do not sell, I do not buy, I keep the peace, one that mortals break more often than the fey once the intoxication of triumph, wealth or glory wears away and they must consider the cost." The hooded head tips as though the one beneath it is considering the other fey lord in a new light.

"Intoxication," the word has an edge to it, though not yet any anger. "I mislike the word, if bargains are to be made under my authority and with my subjects, then they must be sound of mind and fully aware of the terms of the agreement."

"Mortals and fey alike grow drunk on dreams and hopes more often than on any wine," comes the reply. Were you minded to read the voice that speaks in the splash of raindrops you would say there is a shadow of sorrow there, but it is gone too soon to be certain. "Still, that is an acceptable condition, the business lost from fools without the wit to understand the bargain they have wrought will be gained as more mortals come to trust fey trade more."

"Speaking of stumbling into peril, I would have your assurance that any wander into the Goblin Market without intent would be escorted back at no cost to them should they choose to," you add. Sadly you think of a few reasons why someone might not wish to leave and sooner take their chances with the fickle fey than the world of men.

"Agreed, such lost ones are often interesting, particularly for those of a darker disposition, they are rarely profitable," the words offer no judgement on such cruelty as they describe. Hermetia shivers sightly beside you, and not from the rain you would wager. While you sympathize, if compassion were required to enter your service you would be much poorer in vassals and she would likely be dead for the lack of her erinyes guard.

"In exchange for leal service you shall have protection, the right to trade freely both in my realm and with my allies of the spheres of Earth and Air, a enchanted brazier for swift communication and if you wish a construct assistant," you conclude, nothing extraordinary, but then you would not be ruling the market with any but the lightest of touches. The Hooded Lord had not been wrong in his estimation. You desire to directly rule a portion of the Feywild slightly less than you want a parcel of land in Hell.

"And on the matter of more arcane trade, with mortals in full possession of their faculties of course," the lord of the Goblin Market presses. "Where would you draw the line?"

What do you reply?

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OOC: Good rolls all around for Diplomacy and Sense Motive As far as Viserys can tell this is an honest question, not an attempt to specifically screw mortals over. The Hooded Lord wants to see what his profit margins are going to be and the diversity of services offered is a part of that.

[X] "There will be a sub-Bureau in the Office of Trade to organize the solicitors purveying their business in Lys and beyond, to coordinate with prospective pact forgers, to forge a contract fit for the situation which can be reviewed before agreed upon by both parties, with the base agreement being that it occurs in a place where neither body nor mind can be intoxicated or rendered unsound and the regulatory body of the city itself is fully aware of each transaction that takes place. For record keeping purposes, should anyone dispute the bargain made."
-[X] Ask in turn how much control he has over the merchants on his market, if a ledger of all things sold and traded could be provided the rules would be less strict than should we blanket ban certain items from trade.
-[X] Ask as well how easy it is for them to move the market to a different city, some seasonal movement to cities that wish to harbor them would increase their mistique and open new markets from them, often people will flock to buy something that is only available for a time even as they let slip something they wanted more but felt always at their fingertips.
 
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[X] Duesal

@Crake we can instill such a business on our own simply as an option for mortals to take as an intermediary.
Those who don't use it gotta live with the risk. I'd still expect most citizens to take the intermediary.
 
Imagine if Margery married the Fey King, the Tyrells think they are finally the top dogs and suddenly he like most feys near us bends the knee too, so their schemes end up in more vassalage, that would be fun.
 
Imagine if Margery married the Fey King, the Tyrells think they are finally the top dogs and suddenly he like most feys near us bends the knee too, so their schemes end up in more vassalage, that would be fun.
not really.
That would still grant fey rule over Highgarden and the related lands and may cause that fairy land.

We did sick Lucan and Danielle on them for exactly that reason.
 
[X] "There will be a sub-Bureau in the Office of Trade to organize the solicitors purveying their business in Lys and beyond, to coordinate with prospective pact forgers, to forge a contract fit for the situation which can be reviewed before agreed upon by both parties, with the base agreement being that it occurs in a place where neither body nor mind can be intoxicated or rendered unsound and the regulatory body of the city itself is fully aware of each transaction that takes place for record keeping purposes should anyone dispute the bargain made."
We should probably have that office lay out some boilerplate or pre-approved contracts so that standard things don't take forever. Stuff like material wealth, stories, blood and reciprocal services. All with strict limits of course, but stuff to allow fast tracking routine deals. It'd be irritating if the little bug fey that act as tour guides for SD in exchange for blood needed to wait for a solicitor before every deal.

[X] Crake
 
[X] "There will be a sub-Bureau in the Office of Trade to organize the solicitors purveying their business in Lys and beyond, to coordinate with prospective pact forgers, to forge a contract fit for the situation which can be reviewed before agreed upon by both parties, with the base agreement being that it occurs in a place where neither body nor mind can be intoxicated or rendered unsound and the regulatory body of the city itself is fully aware of each transaction that takes place for record keeping purposes should anyone dispute the bargain made."
Alright, I can agree with this.

@MasterDrakus @egoo @Nickan @LightLan, heads up that I'm switching to Crake. The above quote eliminates most if not all problems that a Fey Market in our cities could potentially bring.

[X] Crake
Imagine if Margery married the Fey King, the Tyrells think they are finally the top dogs and suddenly he like most feys near us bends the knee too, so their schemes end up in more vassalage, that would be fun.
I bet Willas Tyrell would be less than thrilled.
 
This is going surprisingly well so far. Essossi Fey seem generally less troublesome than their Westerosi counterparts.

[X] Duesal

/goes back to work

/is sad

/wants to win the lottery
 
This is going surprisingly well so far. Essossi Fey seem generally less troublesome than their Westerosi counterparts.

[X] Duesal

/goes back to work

/is sad

/wants to win the lottery
The Westerosi Fey are arrogant because they're used to ruling. They're used to being the biggest players. This is especially true of the Court of Stars.

The Essosi Fey on the other hand never had full courts, because civilizations like the Red Dragon Empire and later the Valyrians casually smashed them down, so they were a lot more dispersed.
 
[X] "There will be a sub-Bureau in the Office of Trade to organize the solicitors purveying their business in Lys and beyond, to coordinate with prospective pact forgers, to forge a contract fit for the situation which can be reviewed before agreed upon by both parties, with the base agreement being that it occurs in a place where neither body nor mind can be intoxicated or rendered unsound and the regulatory body of the city itself is fully aware of each transaction that takes place for record keeping purposes should anyone dispute the bargain made."
-[X] Ask in turn how much control he has over the merchants on his market, if a ledger of all things sold and traded could be provided the rules would be less strict than should we blanket ban certain items from trade.
-[X] Ask as well how easy it is for them to move the market to a different city, some seasonal movement to cities that wish to harbor them would increase their mistique and open new markets from them, often people will flock to buy something that is only available for a time even as they let slip something they wanted more but felt always at their fingertips.
I assume you would be fine with the hooded lord leading the newly created regulatory body?

Which is... Kind of what he does anyway? This... This will basically just be his old job, but with more paperwork.

Your a monster Crake.

[X] Crake
 
Its kinda funny how casually we are cutting off possible narratives for CoS to use against us.

Fey can't be ruled?
Bullshit, we have two courts and many many separate instances now.

CoS Fey already have a King?
Well, we are an Emperor, and all we need is to have a random King of a random island to swear to us, and that narrative goes away too.

We are a bloodthirsty warmongering conqueror?
Kinda hard to really play this against us with all the humanitarian efforts we are heading, and how we try to spill least blood possible.

Etc.
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Really, I think we should start on actively playing CoS against easy-to-use with next Month.

What was the name of that Fey asshole that traded people to Devils, the one we Diplomanced?

I think it's time for a report on CoS' situation, and us maybe drawing up some plans.
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If we deal with Tiamat successfully in 11th-12th months, CoS and Illithids are really the next, right after Adsmodeus...

And maybe Lolth then.
All in the name of Yss of course :V
 
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Its kinda funny how casually we are cutting off possible narratives for CoS to use against us.

Fey can't be ruled?
Bullshit, we have two courts and many many separate instances now.

CoS Fey already have a King?
Well, we are an Emperor, and all we need is to have a random King of a random island to swear to us, and that narrative goes away too.

We are a bloodthirsty warmongering conqueror?
Kinda hard to really play this against us with all the humanitarian efforts we are heading, and how we try to spill least blood possible.

Etc.
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Really, I think we should start on actively playing CoS against easy-to-use with next Month.

What was the name of that Fey asshole that traded people to Devils, the one we Diplomanced?

I think it's time for a report on CoS' situation, and us maybe drawing up some plans.
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If we deal with Tiamat successfully in 11th-12th months, CoS and Illithids are really the next, right after Adsmodeus...

And maybe Lolth then.
All in the name of Yss of course :V
Normally I'd be all for it, but we're going to have our hands full with intrigue next month. The Cult of Asmodeus in Slaver's Bay needs to be addressed ASAP, and we're rapidly approaching our annihilation of the Golden Company.
 
I want to do to that Fey Lady from the CoS what I want to do with all wisps. Unfortunate then that I have to wait for her to put herself on the firing line. Let's hope she's among the faction willing to try for war before negotiation first, because then she comes a priority target. As in, more than happy to stick her inside a soul gem and run her through a Reality Marble equivalent with some kind of humiliating activity occurring on repeat.
 
Before the Orphne Lord leaves we need to ask what he knows about Dryads, that Dryad that "carries her tree with her" seems custom made to free Bloodraven.
 
I want to do to that Fey Lady from the CoS what I want to do with all wisps. Unfortunate then that I have to wait for her to put herself on the firing line. Let's hope she's among the faction willing to try for war before negotiation first, because then she comes a priority target. As in, more than happy to stick her inside a soul gem and run her through a Reality Marble equivalent with some kind of humiliating activity occurring on repeat.
On the bright side we get to preemptively cut off the CoS's plots at the knees and go hunting once the Goblin Market is ours.

Also @DragonParadox, we've got 11 votes.
 
Normally I'd be all for it, but we're going to have our hands full with intrigue next month. The Cult of Asmodeus in Slaver's Bay needs to be addressed ASAP, and we're rapidly approaching our annihilation of the Golden Company.
Hey, you don't need to tell me about it.

Next month is decidedly mostly fighting Asmodeus' cult and preparing to topple Tiamat's forces in one fell swoop.

*cough* something like this *cough*
[] "Name pending": Continue on infiltrating the ranks of Golden Company in Yi TI, ensuring they'll have no spies or hideaway unknown to us by the time we choose to stike at them, all while scrupulously divining everything possible.
Assets: Tyene, Nuri, Azema, Orphne Feylord
"Name Pending 2: "Fuck Slavers' Bay"-boogaloo": Send your people into Slavers' Bay in order to hamper the efforts of Cult of Asmodeus as much as possible, lookng into it's roots and wreaking their plans (including those of turning Spear Goddess into servant of Hell through belief - look for priests not in pact with Hells and use them), by any means necessary.
Assets: Malarys, Glyra and the Roaming Chaos, Kira Windgraced, Tuin and Morwyn (Drow Assasin brothers),
"Name Pending 3: Golden Company's Revengeance": Look into the forces of Golden Company - learning the numbers, location, and general layout of their main force beyond the outdated data provided by Varys.
Assets: Aradia the Huntress, Mereth and Erynies, Construct Ravens.
"Name Pending 4, I'm tired of this": Look into the Shadow Fotress of Tiamat upon the Shadow Plane - aquire plans of it and the teritory around it
Assets: Anu, Shadow Tor, Melisande.
 
Before the Orphne Lord leaves we need to ask what he knows about Dryads, that Dryad that "carries her tree with her" seems custom made to free Bloodraven.
What? What dryad that "carries her tree with her"?
"Name Pending 3: Golden Company's Revengeance": Look into the forces of Golden Company - learning the numbers, location, and general layout of their main force beyond the outdated data provided by Varys.
I'm looking forward to this one. The Golden Company will be annihilated.
 
@Duesal found the quote
What? What dryad that "carries her tree with her"?
One of the Ladies from the court of stars, or at least someone we heard about when we learned about their lords from the one we captured.
The Azure Key (Conjuration): Guides along the paths of the Feywild and even further field, the fey of the Orange Court all give service to the mysterious wandering Dryad who has somehow slipped the need to be anchored to her tree saying only that she 'carries it with her'. Fey of the Azure Court are the most likely to deal with beings of other realms of existence, but also the ones to punish forbidden pacts. Crimson Lotus feared that he would see emissaries draped in blue arriving in his court.
 
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What? What dryad that "carries her tree with her"?
I'm assuming its the same one that rules in this court:
[] The Court of Goldengrove: A Driad queen resides in Rowan's Nest, guarding an entrance to Feywild – and alongside her a Court of nymphs and satyrs. Go there, and learn more of what place they seek in this world of returning magic – if they can be trusted, or relied upon with deals fairly made (Opposition: ?? Wylkfae, A Driad Queen, Satyrs, Nymphs; Rewards: ??).
(Also somewhere we will visit next month if I can help it, if only to learn whether these can be trusted insofar as Fey can be, or if their entrance to Feywild shall burn)

Edit: ninja'ed, apparently there are too many Driads to remember.
 
OK, vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Sep 17, 2019 at 3:29 PM, finished with 39 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] "There will be a sub-Bureau in the Office of Trade to organize the solicitors purveying their business in Lys and beyond, to coordinate with prospective pact forgers, to forge a contract fit for the situation which can be reviewed before agreed upon by both parties, with the base agreement being that it occurs in a place where neither body nor mind can be intoxicated or rendered unsound and the regulatory body of the city itself is fully aware of each transaction that takes place. For record keeping purposes, should anyone dispute the bargain made."
    -[X] Ask in turn how much control he has over the merchants on his market, if a ledger of all things sold and traded could be provided the rules would be less strict than should we blanket ban certain items from trade.
    -[X] Ask as well how easy it is for them to move the market to a different city, some seasonal movement to cities that wish to harbor them would increase their mistique and open new markets from them, often people will flock to buy something that is only available for a time even as they let slip something they wanted more but felt always at their fingertips.
 
Real quick, we don't care if he keeps doing black market stuff right? As long as it keeps a basic level of... Levelness.
 
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