The thread has for a while joked about how Viserys would react to the full sweep of what modern technology can do, and how it would affect the way he saw the world. This might not cover those very early days, but I feel it gets across the reality of the matter, in ways both humorous and oddly serious. Hope you enjoy!

For reference, this takes place between Chapters 19 and 20 of Horde Thief, around the same time as the other Interludes I've written so far.
 
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Here's a preliminary sheet for Mia the Inquisitor Wizard. Still needs a lot of polishing to get it up to standards, but it's better than we had before.

Thanks to @Crake for getting it started. DP said she had been 5th level long enough, and done enough stuff during that time, to break the cap into true PC hood, so she's now 6th level. I've plugged in her new level as Incantrix, because it's neat and different and potentially powerful in the cheesy but not quite insane way we seem to end up with around here.

DP also gave the go ahead for her to have benefited from the Spirit Kinship ritual to gain a Pseudodragon as a Familiar. I've named him Smaug for now. What would ya'll prefer?

I imagine her using her Bracers to Still her Silent Invisible Extended Summon Monster III spell (modified by Augment Summoning) to drop Surprise!Invisible monsters behind or on top of her enemies as an opening move.


Name: Mia
Alias: N/A
Age: 15
Alignment: ???
Race: Human
Level: 6
Class: Wizard 5/Incantrix 1
Feats: Arcane Thesis(Summon Monster III), Augment Summoning, Extend Spell, Invisible SpellBonus, Iron Will, Scribe Scroll, Silent Spell, Spellcasting Prodigy, Spell Focus(Conjuration)
Class Features: Familiar, Focused Study(Prohibited School: Necromancy)
Flaws: Noncombatant, Vulnerable
Languages Spoken: Low Valyrian (Stepstones, Tyroshi, Myrish, Lyseni), High Valyrian, Westerosi Common

HP: 35
AC: 10 + 2 (DEX) + 4 (Mage Armor) + 2 (PfE) = 16/18
Movement: 30 ft
Initiative: +2 (DEX)
Base Attack: +3
Attack: Masterwork Razor Sharp Adamantine Dagger +2 (1d4+1; 19-20/×2), OR Masterwork Quarterstaff +2 (1d4+1; 19-20/×2), OR Masterwork Light Crossbow +5 (1d4+1; 19-20/×2),
Spell Save: DC: 10 + 4 (INT) +1 (SP) + Spell Level; +1 Conjuration spells
Weapon Proficiency: Dagger, Crossbow, Quarterstaff
Immunities: Mind Affecting/Possession

STATS:
10 (+0) Strength
15 (+2) Dexterity
14 +2 = 16 (+3) Constitution
17 +2 = 19 (+4) Intelligence
14 (+2) Wisdom
12 (+1) Charisma

SAVES:
FORTITUDE: 1 + 3 (CON) + 2 (PfE) = 4/6
REFLEX: 1 + 2 (DEX) + 2 (PfE) =3/5
WILL: 6 + 2(IW) + 2 (WIS) + 2 (PfE) = 10/12

SKILLS:
Concentration: 9 + 3 (CON) = 10
Knowledge (Arcana): 9 + 4 (INT) = 12
Knowledge (Dungeoneering): 5 + 4 (INT) = 6
Knowledge (Local): 4 + 4 (INT) = 6
Knowledge (Religion): 9 + 4 (INT) = 12
Knowledge (The Planes): 9 + 4 (INT) = 12
Spellcraft: 9 + 4 (INT) + 2 (SYN) = 14

Secondary Skills:
Bluff: 4 + 1 (CHA) = 5
Diplomacy: 4 + 1 (CHA) = 5
Sense Motive: 4 + 2 (WIS) = 6

Spellbook:
Level 0: Amanuensis, Arcane Mark, Detect Magic, Detect Poison, Light, Message, Mending, Prestidigitation, No light, Read Magic
Level 1: Grease, Heightened Awareness, Mage Armor, Magic Missile, Magic Weapon, Protection from Evil, Second Sight, Shield, Silent Image, Summon Monster I, True Strike
Level 2: Animalistic Power, Detect Thoughts, Dimension Hop, Elemental Darts, Full Pouch, Glitterdust, Invisibility, Mirror Image, Protection From Arrows, Resist Energy, Rope Trick, See Invisibility, Summon Monster II, Tears to Wine
Level 3: Air of Nobility, Alter Fortune, Dispel Magic, Enhance Familiar, Fireball, Flashburst, Fortify Familiar, Great Thunderclap, Heart of Water, Manyjaws, Shivering Touch, Shrink Item, Summon Monster III, Tongues, Venomfire

Spell Load-Out (Caster Level 6th; 8th w/Summon Monster III):
Level 0(4/day): Light, Message, Prestidigitation, Read Magic
Level 1(3+2/day): Grease(Invisible), Mage Armor, Magic Missile(Invisible), Shield, Summon Monster I(Invisible)
Level 2(3+1/day): Elemental Darts(Invisible), Glitterdust, Protection from Arrows, Summon Monster II(Invisible)
Level 3(2+1/day): Dispel Magic, Great Thunderclap, Summon Monster III(Silent, Invisible, & Extended)

Smaug the Pseudodragon


Size/Type: Tiny Dragon
Hit Dice: 6 (35 HP)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 15 ft. (3 squares), fly 60 ft. (good)
Armor Class: 21 (+2 size, +2 Dex, +7 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/-7
Attack: Sting +7 (1d3-2 plus poison)
Full Attack: Sting +7 (1d3-2 plus poison) and Bite +2 (1)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft. (5 ft. with tail)
Special Attacks: Poison, Deliver Touch Spells
Special Qualities: Blindsense 60 ft., Darkvision 60 ft., Immunity to Sleep and Paralysis, Low-Light Vision, Telepathy 60 ft., Improved Evasion, Share Spells, Emphatic Link, Speak with Master
Saves: Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +7
Abilities: Str 6, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Diplomacy +2, Hide +20*, Listen +9, Search +6, Sense Motive +7, Spot +9, Survival +1 (+3 following tracks)
Feats: Alertness, Mindsight

Poison (Ex): Injury, Fortitude DC 14, initial damage sleep for 1 minute, secondary damage sleep for 1d3 hours. The save DC is Constitution-based and includes a +2 racial bonus.

Blindsense (Ex): A pseudodragon can locate creatures within 60 feet by nonvisual means (mostly hearing and scent, but also by noticing vibration and other environmental clues). Opponents the pseudodragon can't actually see still have total concealment against the pseudodragon.

Telepathy (Su): Pseudodragons can communicate telepathically with creatures that speak Common or Sylvan, provided they are within 60 feet.

Skills: Pseudodragons have a chameleon-like ability that grants them a +4 racial bonus on Hide checks. *In forests or overgrown areas, this bonus improves to +8.

1st level scrolls: Grease(x2), Heightened Awareness(x2), Mage Armor(x3), Magic Missile(x2), Shield(x4), Silent Image(x2), Summon Monster I(x3), True Strike(x2)
2nd level scrolls: Full Pouch (x5), Glitterdust(x4), Invisibility(x4), Mirror Image(x4), Protection from Arrows(x4), Resist Energy(x3), Rope Trick(x3), See Invisibility(x2), Summon Monster II(x3), Tears to Wine(x2)
3rd level scrolls: Air of Nobility(x3), Dispel Magic(x3), Enhance Familiar(x2), Fireball(x3), Flashburst(x3), Fortify Familiar(x2), Great Thunderclap(x2), Heart of Water(x2), Manyjaws(x2), Shivering Touch(x3), Shrink Item(x2), Summon Monster III(x5), Tongues(x4), Venomfire(x3)

Antiplague (x3), Antitoxin (x3), Auran Mask (x3), Healing Salve (x6), Vermin Repellent (x6), Smokestick (x6), Sunrod (x3), Fungal Stun Vial (x6), Sleep-Smoke (x6), Alchemist's Fire (x6), Liquid Ice (x3), Thunderstone (x3), Tanglefoot Bag (x3)

Bedroll, Belt Pouch, Blanket, Camping Gear (a pot & mess kit), Clothing (x2 Explorer's Outfits, x1 Scholar's Outfit), Flint & Steel, Hand Mirror, Rope (50ft), Spellbook, Spell Component Pouch, Tent, Waterskins (x2), Writing Implements (paper, ink, a pen or quills, & scrollcase)

Amulet of Tears:
  • 3 Charges/Day: 1 Charge (12 Temporary Hit Points), 2 Charges (18 Temporary Hit Points), 3 Charges (24 Temporary Hit Points), Duration: 10 minutes
Anklets of Translocation (Slotless): 2/Day Instantly teleport up to 10 feet to an unoccupied destination within line of sight and line of effect. The wearer can teleport with objects, up to their maximum load, but cannot bring other creatures.

Boneward Belt: +4 Constitution
  • Healing (3 Charges/Day): 1 Charge (Heal 2d8 points of damage), 2 Charges (Heal 3d8), or 3 Charges(Heal 4d8)
Bracers of Arcane Freedom
  • 2/Day apply the Still Spell Metamagic feat to a spell as a Swift Action.
Earring of Arcane Acuity:
  • 3 Charges/Day: 1 Charge(Darkvision 60 ft., 1 hour), 2 Charges (See Invisibility, 10 minutes), 3 Charges (True Seeing, 1 minute)
Greater Ribbon of Disguise: Alter Self, Magic Aura, Undetectable Alignment (At Will)

Handy Haversack: This backpack is of high quality but appears otherwise normal.
  1. It has two side pouches, each of which appears large enough to hold about a quart of material. In fact, each is like a Bag of Holding and can actually hold material of as much as 2 cubic feet in volume or 20 pounds in weight. The large central portion of the pack can contain up to 8 cubic feet or 80 pounds of material. Even when so filled, the backpack always weighs only 5 pounds.
  2. While such storage is useful enough, the pack has an even greater power. When the wearer reaches into it for a specific item, that item is always on top. Thus, no digging around and fumbling is ever necessary to find what a haversack contains. Retrieving any specific item from a haversack is a Move Action, but it does not provoke the Attacks of Opportunity that retrieving a stored item usually does.
Launcher:
  • Somewhat resembling a crossbow where the bow mechanism has been replaced by a two foot long and two inch diameter hollow steel tube, this device allows its wielder to shoot items no larger than Tiny-size or weighing more than 10 pounds using the Launch Item spell up to 440 feet. Where applicable, the wielder must make a Ranged Attack roll to strike a target.
Magic Items Equipped: Amulet of Tears, Anklets of Translocation, Boneward Belt (+2 CON), Bracers of Arcane Freedom, Circlet of Clarity (+2 INT), Earrings of Arcane Acuity, Greater Ribbon of Disguise, Handy Haversack, Launcher, Quill of Scribing, Ring of Protection from Evil, Ring of Sustenance, Ring of Continual Flame, Weapons (Mwk Light Crossbow w/2 quivers of 20 bolts, Mwk Quarterstaff, Mwk Razor Sharp Adamantine Dagger)

Nice!

Do you know how to make decent crossbow scout builds? I mean, I have not actually rolled any encounter when I built Mia omakes, but Bargor the Reacher scout was a recurring compaion of her (Alongside Skinny the Fright Fiend that would level up as a Barbarian as far as DP told us)
 
The thread has for a while joked about how Viserys would react to the full sweep of what modern technology can do, and how it would affect the way he saw the world. This might not cover those very early days, but I feel it gets across the reality of the matter, in ways both humorous and oddly serious. Hope you enjoy!

I fully expected this to be his reaction.

It will take a long, long time to put most of that knowledge into use, but there are some serious short term gains to be had. Namely agricultural and in fields of mechanical engineering, which has yet to catch up with enchantment for largescale industry.
 
I fully expected this to be his reaction.

It will take a long, long time to put most of that knowledge into use, but there are some serious short term gains to be had. Namely agricultural and in fields of mechanical engineering, which has yet to catch up with enchantment for largescale industry.

On Viserys' To-Do list, somewhere around the three digit mark
  • Work out how to create a stable electrical power source from Dragon's Fury (@Azel railgun project) power units
  • Work out how to make them produce an alternating current.
    • Research what an alternating current is.
  • Copy the entire internet.
  • Take it home on however many computers are required.
  • Produce sufficient modified power units.
  • ???
  • Profit
He also wants typewriters for the entire Imperial Bureaucracy. And proper paper manufacturing techniques. And...and...um well, you get the picture :V
 
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On Viserys' To-Do list, somewhere around the three digit mark
  • Work out how to create a stable electrical power source from Dragon's Fury (@Azel railgun project) power units
  • Work out how to make them produce an alternating current.
    • Research what an alternating current is.
  • Copy the entire internet.
  • Take it home on however many computers are required.
  • Produce sufficient modified power units.
  • ???
  • Profit
He also wants typewriters for the entire Imperial Bureaucracy. And proper paper manufacturing techniques. And...and...um well, you get the picture :V

It will be funny when Viserys visits and tells Harry his Plane hit the Singularity way before Harry's started making serious advances into AI. :V
 
...you know, fucked as it is we might be able to flip cersei by guaranteeing her childrens safety. It would be totally pointless, but it still could be done.

She'd want much more than that if we're talking about directly subverting her.

A rough guess at her negotiation tactics would go something like:

Attempt Seduction.

On failure, settle for the Iron Throne.

"What do you mean you're burning it down for scrap metal?!"*

"Okay, I guess I'll settle for the Lord Paramouncy of the Westerlands."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WESTERLANDS WON'T EXIST!?"

At this point blood pressure may or may not be an issue.

*Or turning it into a Colossal Runic Golem etc etc
 
That doesn't work narratively. These pseudodragons aspired to be mages.

Look, it's cool, and I'd love for Mia to have a pseudodragon familiar, but the current batch aspired to being more than familiars.

If you're willing to wait a few months then Mia can take one of their less ambitious hatchlings as a familiar with no narrative clash.
Whose to say we haven't had a batch hatch?

/desperate
 
It will be funny when Viserys visits and tells Harry his Plane hit the Singularity way before Harry's started making serious advances into AI. :V

Not really likely, to be honest. We're, at present, probably...oof. Ten-twenty years out? And probably on the low end of that. I have friends in Google and, whilst they aren't allowed to talk about the specifics, what they're able to discuss is pretty incredible. And, I'll admit, a little frightening too. For Plaentos to hit Singularity would require massive expansion, development, and most specifically the training of specialists in fields that simply do not exist there right now.

Even with magic, there's a limit to how quickly you can do that. Fabricate and the Creation spells are great for industrial revolution gear, but they can't really keep up with the fine detail necessary for silicon chips. Or most other modern pieces of technology. And you can't just transplant that sort of technological capacity. You need the underlying infrastructure, which just isn't there, and can't exactly be 'magicked' into place, either.
 
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It might be a bit difficult, you know, but given the sheer breadth of knowledge available, you can't just pass up the chance. "How many would I need to download the internet?"

672 exabytes is the estimated size of all the data in the Internet.

In terms of data capacity, the largest single storage device commercially (or at least soon-to-be) available is Samsung's 16TB SSD. As that suggests, it has a storage capacity of 16 terabytes.

You would need 44 million of them in order to store all of the data available on the Internet (circa 2013) – 44,040,192 to be precise. How much space would be required to hold that many devices?

The dimensions of the eloquently named PM 1633a haven't yet been publicized, but it's been reported to be the same or equivalent to the dimensions of Samsung's existing SSDs. As such, let's take the dimensions of its existing 1 TB solid state drive.

44-and-so million such drives, if stacked on top of each other, would reach an altitude of 40.5 kilometers. That would put you into the upper end of the stratosphere, and just a kilometer shy of the height of Alan Eustace's world-record balloon flight and freefall.

If you wanted to put them all into a nicely compact data cube, that cube would have a volume of 1,530 cubic meters - or just about 11.5 meters on each side (somewhere between six and seven normal people end-to-end) - and weigh 1,145 metric tonnes.

In lieu of renting out an office block, you could pack all your drives into 40 standard 20' shipping containers.

-from Quora

So, if Viserys pulls this off, I think its worth a Mythic Rank or three!
 
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Not really likely, to be honest. We're, at present, probably...oof. Ten-twenty years out? And probably on the low end of that. I have friends in Google and, whilst they aren't allowed to talk about the specifics, what they're able to discuss is pretty incredible. And, I'll admit, a little frightening too. For Plaentos to hit Singularity would require massive expansion and development, and even with magic, there's a limit to how quickly you can do that. Fabricate and the Creation spells are great for industrial revolution gear. They...can't really keep up with the fine detail necessary for silicon chips and the like.

Something something Jurassic Park.

Creating Gods in real life is quite topical for ASWaH though, considering some of our plans. :V
 
672 exabytes is th estimated size of all the data in the Internet.

In terms of data capacity, the largest single storage device commercially (or at least soon-to-be) available is Samsung's 16TB SSD. As that suggests, it has a storage capacity of 16 terabytes.

You would need 44 million of them in order to store all of the data available on the Internet (circa 2013) – 44,040,192 to be precise. How much space would be required to hold that many devices?

The dimensions of the eloquently named PM 1633a haven't yet been publicized, but it's been reported to be the same or equivalent to the dimensions of Samsung's existing SSDs. As such, let's take the dimensions of its existing 1 TB solid state drive.

44-and-so million such drives, if stacked on top of each other, would reach an altitude of 40.5 kilometers. That would put you into the upper end of the stratosphere, and just a kilometer shy of the height of Alan Eustace's world-record balloon flight and freefall.

If you wanted to put them all into a nicely compact data cube, that cube would have a volume of 1,530 cubic meters - or just about 11.5 meters on each side (somewhere between six and seven normal people end-to-end) - and weigh 1,145 metric tonnes.

In lieu of renting out an office block, you could pack all your drives into 40 standard 20' shipping containers.

-from Quora

So, if Viserys pulls this off, I think its worth a Mythic Rank or three!

The good news here is, he could stuff them into shipping containers, and then cast Shrink Item on the containers.

MAGIC! AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT!
 
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Interlude 3 - All Access​

In no other realm that you've visited have the basics of living been so entirely different. To the peoples of the United States, to live without technology is seemingly so utterly backwards that there is a word, and not a good one, for those who try to live without it. Wizards, according to Harry, are forced to live about seventy years in the past where that's concerned, but you appear to be immune to whatever scrambling effect they create. Of everything you've said and done since coming here, that technology doesn't break down around you is apparently noteworthy, identifying your magic as more than merely mortal, something that you aren't entirely sure is inaccurate. The rules of this world, though they allow you still to use the powers of your blood, seem to be odd like that.

Given that the basic standard of living has at least one computer, that alone would have made you interested. When Marcone explained some, though only a fraction, of what this realm has successfully created without a single touch of magic, it was hard not to be a little envious. The Moonchaser and its sisters, the Imperial Mirror network, so many of the things that tie your Imperium together come from magic. And though this world might not have a singular match to the Imperial Fleet, what its' done with purely mortal innovation is no less than spectacular.

Take, for example, the computer in front of you. A simple model, apparently, but well suited to your needs. Marcone had helpfully sent along a small box of books with it, the one at the top memorably titled 'PCs for Dummies'. There are over two billion 'PCs' in this world, one for almost every three humans on the planet. And at least in this nation, they're easily accessible across almost every division of wealth. If you have a home, you have a computer. It isn't actually that simple, but it's the easiest way to put it.

The computer itself had taunted you for most of a day initially, as you'd spent hours pouring over the books that you'd received with it, trying to understand. It's still a little shocking to you that children, who've never used these machines before, could become comfortable with them in bare hours. They were born to it, you have to remind yourself. Though it probably hadn't helped that you'd tried to set a password for your own in High Valyrian…before realising that it didn't have a microphone. And the closest thing to the keyboard that you've learnt to use are the control panels of the Imperial Fleet, yet even those aren't the same.

This humanity iterated the designs from typewriters, purely mechanical innovations that had allowed for the spread of language, news and much more in a printed format. In that, just learning how to interface with the computer system had given you dozen ideas to take home once you found a way to get there. If you're being truthful, the entire process to gain competence in the field of computer use had been a significant factor in how long it had taken you to remove the Fomor from Chicago. There'd just been so much to learn, and you'd not realised then that a great deal of what was in the books, whilst useful, had absolutely no bearing on day-to-day usage.

This was apparently quite the balm when Harry discovered that, not only can you do things with your magic that he could often scarcely keep up with, but that you can use all the technology that he wishes he could as well. You'll have to look into the reasons for his inability to do so though, sometime. Later. Right now you're occupied with waiting for a download to complete.

You wondered early on why computing technology, the miracle that it was, hadn't been taken further. If there was maybe some sort of deliberate restriction to the design process, removing the presence of sentience. It was quite the shock to discover that this humanity, with everything they've done, is still trying to work out how to build life that isn't itself. There isn't as much information on that as you wish there was, and even less that you have the background to actually understand, but even so, the lack makes you wonder. Given the prevalence of supernatural forces in this world, and the power of mortal humanity if it truly acts together, one you know even in your own realm…is there something deeper to their failing?

The download pings, and you shake aside the web of shadowy thoughts with a rueful smile. Paranoia did not become you, or so you'd been told. This world does have a good reply to that, though: it's not paranoia if they are out to get you. But those are thoughts for later. For now, you let the machine run its automatic virus scan, then click the new icon on your screen twice in quick succession. Why you'd been recommended to try a tool called Sage to organise any serious accounting, you still weren't sure. Maybe it was a sign of how important it was to this world?

When you next consciously look up from the screen, light is beginning to creep into the sky above. Your eyes ache, but your sigh is one of contentment, if also a sign of feeling legitimate tiredness for the first time since you've entered this world. The ring you bear still can't remove the need for sleep entirely, regardless of all the attempts to upgrade it. You still have a little time before you'll need to definitely stop, though, and you check the time before reaching for the phone. Instant communication, worldwide, at the push of a button. The implications are staggering.

The phone rings twice before picking up, to a crisp, "Marcone." Apparently seven in the morning isn't an unreasonable hour for him. There's even a touch of humour in the question that follows. "What did you find this time, Viserys?"

"Well, quite a few things," it was true, "but only one that's really important right now. I'm sure you're doing it already, but, I was wondering," you pause, clicking until you find the right 'tab' on the browser. Through it all, John waits, though you can hear the faint sounds of business-like movement at the other end of the line.

"I was wondering," you continue, "if we could set up some predictive investment on the stock market. It just seems a waste to let opportunities like that go to waste."

"I assure you, I have some of the best investment managers alive handling my portfolio," John replies, "though I guess that depends on what you mean by predictive."

"Well," you shrug, realising a moment later that he can't see you. "what would you do with the ability to ask twenty questions about the futures of specific stock options?"

There's a sudden silence, then. "You're serious." Marcone's tone is almost reverent.

"It's money, John." You tell him reprovingly. "Of course I'm serious." The businessman's answer swiftly moves beyond your limited understanding of the world's myriad languages, but you know the tone. You give him the time before continuing. "And I was wanting to buy some more computers for a project, though I'm unsure of the particulars."

It might be a bit difficult, you know, but given the sheer breadth of knowledge available, you can't just pass up the chance. "How many would I need to download the internet?"
It's glorious... :cry:
 
"Well," you shrug, realising a moment later that he can't see you. "what would you do with the ability to ask twenty questions about the futures of specific stock options?"

There's a sudden silence, then. "You're serious." Marcone's tone is almost reverent.

"It's money, John." You tell him reprovingly. "Of course I'm serious."

It might be a bit difficult, you know, but given the sheer breadth of knowledge available, you can't just pass up the chance. "How many would I need to download the internet?"
My magpie heart bursts with pride. :cry:
 
672 exabytes is the estimated size of all the data in the Internet.

In terms of data capacity, the largest single storage device commercially (or at least soon-to-be) available is Samsung's 16TB SSD. As that suggests, it has a storage capacity of 16 terabytes.

You would need 44 million of them in order to store all of the data available on the Internet (circa 2013) – 44,040,192 to be precise. How much space would be required to hold that many devices?

The dimensions of the eloquently named PM 1633a haven't yet been publicized, but it's been reported to be the same or equivalent to the dimensions of Samsung's existing SSDs. As such, let's take the dimensions of its existing 1 TB solid state drive.

44-and-so million such drives, if stacked on top of each other, would reach an altitude of 40.5 kilometers. That would put you into the upper end of the stratosphere, and just a kilometer shy of the height of Alan Eustace's world-record balloon flight and freefall.

If you wanted to put them all into a nicely compact data cube, that cube would have a volume of 1,530 cubic meters - or just about 11.5 meters on each side (somewhere between six and seven normal people end-to-end) - and weigh 1,145 metric tonnes.

In lieu of renting out an office block, you could pack all your drives into 40 standard 20' shipping containers.

-from Quora

So, if Viserys pulls this off, I think its worth a Mythic Rank or three!

And what if you leave out the porn?
 
Uh... it doesn't work like that?

But then you need enough computing capacity to handle 44 million hard drives :V

Or 11 million if you can somehow get that many of the absolutely new cutting edge Seagate 60 TB SSDs.

So y'know...going to require a company all of its own to build a server bank that large. And then we'll disconnect it and shove it into a demiplane :V

How much space is saved if we skip the porn?
And what if you leave out the porn?

I have absolutely no idea. Though to be fair, most of what Viserys will be looking for is instructional videos on a bunch of processes, and huge amounts of technical journals, manuals, books, etc. Most of which will be easiest to grab in electronic format. He's still holding out for 'the internet, all of it' but that phrase isn't actually quite right. It's more 'the internet, all the useful parts of it'. So...reduce the required data storage by a factor of...oh...a hundred? :V
Probably more like a thousand.

My magpie heart bursts with pride. :cry:

Duesal no! *spams his newly acquired True Resurrection Supernatural Ability*

You have so much still to live for, damnit!! :mad::mad:
 
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Viserys slowly single fingers every letter after opening Google.

"Ah Bing dot com. The king of search tools."
~~~~
"Who are these sexy singles. And how do they know they are in my area?"
~~~~
100 tabs open. Marcone closes one.

"Why did you do that? It will take me forever to find it again!"

"What do you mean search my history?"
~~~~~~
After finding rule 34 dragons and airplanes.

"Well that's enough internet for tonight. Maybe forever."
~~~~~~
Marcone sweeps for viruses.

"If this was an animal I would have it put down. How did you get so many viruses in only a day?"

"I was told I won a free Ipad! My hoarding instincts kicked in. You don't turn down free items Marcone."
 
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Viserys slowly single fingers every letter after opening Google.

"Ah Bing dot com. The king of search tools."
~~~~
"Who are these sexy singles. And how do they know they are in my area?"
~~~~
100 tabs open. Marcone closes one.

"Why did you do that? It will take me forever to find it again!"

"What do you mean search my history?"
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After finding rule 34 dragons and airplanes.

"Well that's enough internet for tonight. Maybe forever."

The real hilarity (and sadness) was when he was expecting it to have a functional DWIM UI like a lot of 3.5 magic does. He was crushed when it turned out that such a thing was a pipe dream.
 
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