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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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DragonParadox said:
Selyn the Forlorn (Lampad)
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... how?

How on Planetos did that thing stop sobbing enough to get laid? Or did she get laid while sobbing?

Azer heat can be overcome with energy immunity or something. Oread roughness maybe with something that grants DR.

But Oberyn managed to have a Fey whose defining characteristic is to cry all the damn time to consent to sex.

*Slow clap*
 
Tomcost said:
... how?

How on Planetos did that thing stop sobbing enough to get laid? Or did she get laid while sobbing?

Azer heat can be overcome with energy immunity or something. Oread roughness maybe with something that grants DR.

But Oberyn managed to have a Fey whose defining characteristic is to cry all the damn time to consent to sex.

*Slow clap*
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Lampads can be wistfully melancholic too, at their most cheerful, though that takes some doing.
 
I hereby propose to make Oberyn the captain of a Moonchaser type vessel called Enterprise and sending him on various exploration missions.

He is very good at this whole boldly going where no man has gone before thingy.
 
....Man Oberyn is having the time of his life. Viserys is just getting him more women to sleep with that isn't human....Viserys getting that best brother in law reward from Oberyn.
 
Snowfire said:
I mean, if he wins the tournament, who knows what might happen.

And imagine the sort of tricks they've probably picked up through basic osmosis across multiple millennia?
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Each Erinyes carries 50 feet of rope which she can control as if using an Animate Rope spell.

Oberyn might not be prepared for the tricks those ladies have learned over the eons... o_O
 
Oberyn: You're not the first woman to try and tie me down, thought that was certainly the closest that anyone has come to succeeding.
Unspecified Erinyes: Is that a challenge?
Oberyn: Well...

And that was how Oberyn ended up joining the mile high club :V

Oberyn: WORTH IT!
 
I guess we know that the slight bit of Dragonblood in Oberyn's veins hasn't missed the mark, because the man is determined to sleep with anything that fucking walks!

Not that it would be doing much of that after he's finished!
 
Watch as @DragonParadox is actually requiring a 90+ on a d100 to give Oberyn a male child.

Though I'll admit I'm torn. Tiefling heir or half-Dryad heir? Which would be better?
 
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