A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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Andar managed to get some early hits in but it was not really close. Between Oberyn's level and his gear it would have taken a lot of luck for his opponent to win.
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Land: Exists.
Viserys:
Viserys:
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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Top quality.
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Yeah. We've spent over a quarter million on this, if you take all those expenses together. And what did we get in return?
Half of Essos listening to two weeks of propaganda.
Half of Westeros coming to our tourney while pretending very hard not to be Westerosi knights and lords.
Everyone seeing the splendour and wealth of SD.
Hundred thousands of peasants being exposed directly to Viserys 90+ social checks.
A total waste, clearly.
Did he use a ship or the bridges?
Massgamer
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Depends, how developed is the Reforged Arm of Dorne at this point? I think there is a schedule on that.
The bridges, he rode over horse and all but our Braavosi friend is a little drunk to consider changes to the local geography
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You can walk from Tyrosh to SD and the northern route towards Dorne is in progress.
I'm half tempted to build the last bridge to Dorne too. And naming it the Suck It Robert Bridge.
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I wonder how often people are calling demons here in sorcerers deep every time they see a slightly inhuman species.
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@DragonParadox when the Reforged Arm of Dorne is complete I figure that counts as a man-made wonder of the world or something. While not epic level like the Wall I'm sure the Builder himself could respect it.
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Now I feel like we need to make an epic level wall just to make the builder suck it.
By the way guys any idea what afterlife the builder would be in?
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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He would say "good job, now where's the intricate and complex, delicate spell structures and runework, son? GET BUSY!"
"But Bran--"
"No excuses, junior architect! Hustle!"
"Yes sir!"
It will certainly be of great economic, military and even cultural value.
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We can build a bigger wall with Titan Tools and make the White Walkers pay for it.
In blood that is. Shit's expensive yo, no cash can compensate that.
In blood that is. Shit's expensive yo, no cash can compensate that.
tarrangar
Fat arctic chicken
But Bran your work had erosion itself, I mean one of your towers fell down in Winterfell, your door starved nearly to death, and you didn't leave enough copies of the instruction manual.
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Hot damn nice to see old Relor hanging around and adapting to new times. Man could you imagine if we had him mentor Dany waaaayy back at the Drowned Ray?
@LonelyWolf999 the North map looks mostly good but I think you've been a little too pessimistic about the Stark's regards. For example, I'd think the Hornwoods and Karstarks should be in the loyalist camp-Wo5K hadn't happened yet after all.
@LonelyWolf999 the North map looks mostly good but I think you've been a little too pessimistic about the Stark's regards. For example, I'd think the Hornwoods and Karstarks should be in the loyalist camp-Wo5K hadn't happened yet after all.
- The current Hornwood Lady was born a Manderly
- Karstarks in Canon around this time are still crowing about being a Stark offshoot/trying to get betrothals to the main branch. So even if they aren't really die hard loyalists they're using loyalist paths to try and get power.
- I think in canon there was a implied political thing between the Manderlys, Hornwoods and Karstarks that had functionally encircled the Boltons and thus part of the reason Ramsey did what he did to break it up. The Manderlys would definitely be the main influencer in this arrangement.
Crake
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Bran: "What's that? You talkin' shit about my stonework?"
"That's a paddlin'."
Arimai
Curmudgeon
Technically that was a combination of neglect and subsidence. In the books the tower has a slight lean which means the ground collapsed beneath it. Likely a sinkhole from their winters. We get that a lot up here mostly in old buildings and roads. And that tower is not Bran's work. The First Keep still has an intact megalithic stone construction shell. All the wood inside has rotted away. The building is still serviceable with some refurbishment
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"Robert's gnashing" - because of his teeth. Get it? Gnashing teeth after our wisdom teeth derail?
tarrangar
Fat arctic chicken
Well yes, but that's what erosion is, and that's why I think Bran can't demand no erosion from Viserys, as while Bran's creations are great they aren't immune to erosion, just heavily resistant.
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With the prototypes being built this month and the additional enchantments layered on them next month, we now have a pretty damn fast air-force. Together with our new printing presses, this gives us... options... Let us thus call this:
Operation Fuck Everyone Equally
For this lovely little project, we merely need a decent number of flyers, bearing political caricatures that even the illerate peasant would get. These are then loaded into the bomb bays of our anti-grav fighters, who will then fly cloaked over Westeros and drop them on major population centers. Easy and cheap propaganda, and boy will some of those people flip out when seeing this.
Here are my ideas so far with description of the picture, text and the areas to drop them in.
1. The Warlock of the West
Description: The picture shows Tywin Lannister sitting on the Rock. In his hands is a small person in robes, standing for a mage, to which he wants to affix a collar with chain. Nearby stands a huge cauldron with many makes chained to it and reluctantly tending to it. In it bubbles a repulsive liquid, with bones and skulls being seen inside, and it splashes goop all over the Westerlands, with a large glop landing square on Lannisport.
Caption: "They will do as they are told."
Locations: Lannisport, Kayce (trade harbor), Crakehall (trading city on the Ocean Road)
2. Thirst
Description: Tywin Lannister and Robert Baratheon loom over the Red Mountains, looking down at Drone. Both of them carry a goblet from which Robert drinks, while Tywin holds his one down to Gregor Clegane, who stands there and lets the blood running from a peasants severed head drip into the goblet.
Caption: "We will get our fill!"
Locations: Sunspear, Hellholt, Godsgrace
3. Bartering
Description: Mace Tyrell sitting on Highgarden. At his feet are groups of peasants, bound together by twine like bales of hay, and bags of money. To his right stand Tywin Lannister and Robert Baratheon, extending bags of money to him. To his left is a demonic looking creature, holding two bundles of peasants.
Caption: "There is plenty more you can have!"
Locations: Oldtown, Honeyholt, Highgarden, Tumbleton, Golden Grove, Ashford
4. Important Matters
Description: Robert Baratheon sits in a tavern hall, which is richly festooned in hunting trophies and with various frippery. He is busy ogling a whore that fills his wine cup. Behind his back, Cersei sits on the Iron Throne and has the torments various people with sorcery and laughing at them, while a few of the people in the hall are dragged away by demonic figures reaching out of the shadows. Beneath them all, there is a scene of starving peasants knifing each other in the streets.
Caption: "What could be more important then this?"
Locations: Kings Landing, Duskendale, Dragonstone
5. The Great Rulers
Description: A large picture of the whole Riverlands, with three giants standing on it, their steps having left deep craters in it. One can only see the legs of the giants, but they are clearly marked by the house sigils of Tully, Lannister and the Crowned Stag. Meanwhile, the peasants and lords look upward in fear for where the giants will step next.
Caption: "The dance of the high lords."
Locations: Riverrung, Saltpans, Maidenpool, Harrenhall, Seaguard
6. Absent
Description: A depiction of the Vale, with the Eiryi in the center. Upon it stands and empty chair. Around it, both Andals and Hill Folk are locked in combat with Demons and Devils.
Caption: "Everyone for himself."
Locations: The Eiryi, Gulltown
7. No Help Coming
Description: A depiction of the North, including the Wall. There is a massive breach in the Wall and wights pour forth from it while the Night Watch, aided by what is clearly Legionnaires under the Targ banner, is trying desperately to stem the tide. To the south, Jon Arryn, Hoster Tully, Tywin Lannister and Robert Baratheon stand opposite of Ned Stark. Robert clutches a Targ banner and is clearly yelling at Ned.
Caption: "How dare you to let my enemies in?"
Locations: Winterfell, White Harbor
Operation Fuck Everyone Equally
For this lovely little project, we merely need a decent number of flyers, bearing political caricatures that even the illerate peasant would get. These are then loaded into the bomb bays of our anti-grav fighters, who will then fly cloaked over Westeros and drop them on major population centers. Easy and cheap propaganda, and boy will some of those people flip out when seeing this.
Here are my ideas so far with description of the picture, text and the areas to drop them in.
1. The Warlock of the West
Description: The picture shows Tywin Lannister sitting on the Rock. In his hands is a small person in robes, standing for a mage, to which he wants to affix a collar with chain. Nearby stands a huge cauldron with many makes chained to it and reluctantly tending to it. In it bubbles a repulsive liquid, with bones and skulls being seen inside, and it splashes goop all over the Westerlands, with a large glop landing square on Lannisport.
Caption: "They will do as they are told."
Locations: Lannisport, Kayce (trade harbor), Crakehall (trading city on the Ocean Road)
2. Thirst
Description: Tywin Lannister and Robert Baratheon loom over the Red Mountains, looking down at Drone. Both of them carry a goblet from which Robert drinks, while Tywin holds his one down to Gregor Clegane, who stands there and lets the blood running from a peasants severed head drip into the goblet.
Caption: "We will get our fill!"
Locations: Sunspear, Hellholt, Godsgrace
Caption: "There is plenty more you can have!"
Locations: Oldtown, Honeyholt, Highgarden, Tumbleton, Golden Grove, Ashford
4. Important Matters
Description: Robert Baratheon sits in a tavern hall, which is richly festooned in hunting trophies and with various frippery. He is busy ogling a whore that fills his wine cup. Behind his back, Cersei sits on the Iron Throne and has the torments various people with sorcery and laughing at them, while a few of the people in the hall are dragged away by demonic figures reaching out of the shadows. Beneath them all, there is a scene of starving peasants knifing each other in the streets.
Caption: "What could be more important then this?"
Locations: Kings Landing, Duskendale, Dragonstone
5. The Great Rulers
Description: A large picture of the whole Riverlands, with three giants standing on it, their steps having left deep craters in it. One can only see the legs of the giants, but they are clearly marked by the house sigils of Tully, Lannister and the Crowned Stag. Meanwhile, the peasants and lords look upward in fear for where the giants will step next.
Caption: "The dance of the high lords."
Locations: Riverrung, Saltpans, Maidenpool, Harrenhall, Seaguard
6. Absent
Description: A depiction of the Vale, with the Eiryi in the center. Upon it stands and empty chair. Around it, both Andals and Hill Folk are locked in combat with Demons and Devils.
Caption: "Everyone for himself."
Locations: The Eiryi, Gulltown
7. No Help Coming
Description: A depiction of the North, including the Wall. There is a massive breach in the Wall and wights pour forth from it while the Night Watch, aided by what is clearly Legionnaires under the Targ banner, is trying desperately to stem the tide. To the south, Jon Arryn, Hoster Tully, Tywin Lannister and Robert Baratheon stand opposite of Ned Stark. Robert clutches a Targ banner and is clearly yelling at Ned.
Caption: "How dare you to let my enemies in?"
Locations: Winterfell, White Harbor
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Let;s see how the expansion in the east worked out
Let;s see how the expansion in the east worked out