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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Tomcost said:
Gentlemen, this is no coincidence. This is a testing lab or even worse, a cattle farm, made by some obscure entity with access to many resources and high level magic.
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Damn it, it adds up.

Okay, worst case scenario this is in fact some asshole's science experiment/cattle farm. If that's the case then the eyes that were tracking us were some kind of surveillance system.

Either way we need to move quickly. Chances are they'll be coming for us soon, or at the very least they'll beef up security the minute we leave.

Which of course raises the question, why would someone set something like this up? What's the end goal here?
 
Or it's just a perfectly normal if unique ecosystem that has sprung up naturally around what will soon become either part of our super-soldier program or our nuclear weapons program.
 
Tomcost said:
... this whole thing is odd.

Really odd.

First we encounter a kind of dead zone of miasma that doesn't allow you to see. Then there is also the poisonous powder that can actually murder demons apparently. Also, we are feeling watched.

Then we have an ecosystem with an artificial sun, walls that for some reason dispel magic, and made from asbestos.

And in this very place, some harmless critter the size of an elephant comes out of the lake to be swallowed by the current demon landshark population, which coexists with their untainted counterparts.

Gentlemen, this is no coincidence. This is a testing lab or even worse, a cattle farm, made by some obscure entity with access to many resources and high level magic.
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The https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Vault_Builders might be involved. If so, we leave and never come back to this place.
 
DragonParadox said:
OOC: Congratulations, it's an alien watering hole with asbestos walls that cast greater dispel magic when broken and borrowing demon-blooded monstrosities. On the plus side once you get through the monsters I'm sure you will find some use for the asbestos too.
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Plane of earth everybody!

DragonParadox said:
In that case there is still the chunk of radioactive crystal serving as the sun of this particular ecosystem.
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PLANE OF EARTH EVERYBODY!
 
The Bulettes are now top priority. I was poking around their sheet and found this:
It is commonly believed that the bulette was created by crossing an armadillo with a snapping turtle, infusing the union with demon ichor.
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I asked DP, and he said that they will be counted as valid for Valyrian Steel purposes.
 
egoo said:
:whistle:
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Oh yes, Germany! The country that managed to make the first nukes!
Oh.
Well, maybe the second? Third? Fourth? Fifth?
Damnit!

[X] Cast Mass Fly on everyone. Tell them to all remain in contact with us or each other, and everyone Fly up and out of reach from any AoE Dispels centered on a patch of wall or ceiling (this is a large room, right?)
-[X] Have Tyene attack with Boneshatter, Malarys with Boneshatter, Waymar with Lightning Lance, and Lya with Manyjaws.
-[X] If any Dispel would hit us, use Celerity + Teleport to get away from it (and away from the ground)

I'm not using Save or Die spells this round, because why not? It's been a while since we actually killed anything (Aedon doesn't count) with actual damage.
 
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TalonofAnathrax said:
Oh yes, Germany! The country that managed to make the first nukes!
Oh.
Well, maybe the second? Third? Fourth? Fifth?
Damnit!

[X] Cast Mass Fly on everyone. Tell them to all remain in contact with us or each other, and everyone Fly up and out of reach from any AoE Dispels centered on a patch of wall or ceiling (this is a large room, right?)
-[X] Have Tyene attack with Boneshatter, Malarys with Boneshatter, Waymar with Lightning Lance, and Lya with Manyjaws.
-[X] If any Dispel would hit us, use Celerity + Teleport to get away from it (and away from the ground)

I'm not using Save or Die spells this round, because why not? It's been a while since we actually killed anything (Aedon doesn't count) with actual damage.
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You already have wind walk active from the previous buffing.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
I'm not using Save or Die spells this round, because why not? It's been a while since we actually killed anything (Aedon doesn't count) with actual damage.
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You are doing this wrong.
We came here for sacrifices about 35% of the task, with lake being the remaining 65%.

SotD, or BP them, but killing is just... inefficient.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Oh yes, Germany! The country that managed to make the first nukes!
Oh.
Well, maybe the second? Third? Fourth? Fifth?
Damnit!

[X] Cast Mass Fly on everyone. Tell them to all remain in contact with us or each other, and everyone Fly up and out of reach from any AoE Dispels centered on a patch of wall or ceiling (this is a large room, right?)
-[X] Have Tyene attack with Boneshatter, Malarys with Boneshatter, Waymar with Lightning Lance, and Lya with Manyjaws.
-[X] If any Dispel would hit us, use Celerity + Teleport to get away from it (and away from the ground)

I'm not using Save or Die spells this round, because why not? It's been a while since we actually killed anything (Aedon doesn't count) with actual damage.
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Eh... half the reason I wanted this was for the sacrifices. Not even attempting to harvest them doesn't sit well with me.
 
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