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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Bonus points if Viserys complains that Tears of Lys taste like water. For a city priding itself on catering to sensual experiences, that is a very bad blunder to make.
 
Ok then by popular demand poison joke added to the future scenes mental folder.

Duesal said:
@DragonParadox, bit of a side note, but how's the political situation in He'Nekar?

We've completely renovated their port and are presumably getting a hell of a lot of business to the town because of it.

If I recall correctly, we also proceeded to renovate the rest of the town so that they're not literally living in burrows anymore.

And the nine candidates they sent to Sorcerer's Deep should be progressing well in their studies considering they were among the very first students.

Have they submitted an application to join the Imperium yet?
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They joined together with Mantarys since they were under the city's protection
 
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Azel said:
Bonus points if Viserys complains that Tears of Lys taste like water. For a city priding itself on catering to sensual experiences, that is a very bad blunder to make.
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Viserys: "Is this seasoned with a hint of Manticore venom? Very subtle, but quite nice. My compliments to the chef!"
 
DragonParadox said:
They joined together with Mantarys since they were under the city's protection
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Map-wise, Henekar should be part of the old Valyrian province of Draconys.

So should we count them as a colony established by Mantarys system-wise, or just let them provide some bonuses when we try to repopulate and rebuild the whole area?
 
I like how every single interaction and move we made with Jarlar was because of a vote Azel crafted, and he doesn't even remember what we were doing with him during a pivotal scene in the middle of a pivotal arc. :V
 
Crake said:
I like how every single interaction and move we made with Jarlar was because of a vote Azel crafted, and he doesn't even remember what we were doing with him during a pivotal scene in the middle of a pivotal arc. :V
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Even I occasionally need a moment to find something particular among all the balls and plates we got in the air.
 
Honestly I just want him to NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID AND LET US SOLVE THIS. Goddamn. Stall!

And afterwards, I'm pretty sure that we want him to get out of the way and let Lys march to war.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Honestly I just want him to NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID AND LET US SOLVE THIS. Goddamn. Stall!

And afterwards, I'm pretty sure that we want him to get out of the way and let Lys march to war.
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Jarlar: "You want the Lyseni army to attack your forces?"

Viserys: "Yes, of course."

Jarlar: "But why?"

Viserys: "It's all part of a master plan one of the voices in my head came up with several months ago. I know it seems counterintuitive, but if you can't trust the voices in your head, who can you trust?"

Jarlar: o_O:o:confused::cry:
 
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Viserys: "Got 'em."

Dany: "Making them think you hear voices is cruel, brother. Cruel, but amusing." *wanders off*

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Viserys: "...think?"
 
To be honest the undercurrent of our "LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT IT LOOT IT LOOT IT LOOT IT THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO US THAT IS A PROBLEM YES THE SURROUNDING LANDSCAPE COUNTS TOO" probably mirrors his dragon instincts so well that he mostly ignores us as a matter of course.
 
Azel said:
Do it. :V

Would be rather funny when Viserys sits at a diplomatic meal with some Lyseni and then suddenly brings out a bottle of The Strangler to season his steak.
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... oh. I was thinking you went for the next fight, Viserys shifting his initiative past Tyene so she could properly season the victimopponent with a nice spicy contact poison before Viserys takes a bite ...
 
TotallyNotEvil said:
Same reaso we want big field battles in Weateros: to Field of Fire the shit out of it, and get all the potentially rebelious lords dead one fell swoop.

Also, Rhango needs dothraki rep.
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Yeah, I'm really looking forward to watching Rhango run circles around them.

@DragonParadox, can we confirm the ten Istaheq we bought in the Opaline Vault were teleported to Rhango and Bonebreaker with little issue?
 
Evaunit02mark1 said:
To be honest the undercurrent of our "LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT IT LOOT IT LOOT IT LOOT IT THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO US THAT IS A PROBLEM YES THE SURROUNDING LANDSCAPE COUNTS TOO" probably mirrors his dragon instincts so well that he mostly ignores us as a matter of course.
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That is his dragon instinct.:V

Duesal said:
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to watching Rhango run circles around them.

@DragonParadox, can we confirm the ten Istaheq we bought in the Opaline Vault were teleported to Rhango and Bonebreaker with little issue?
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Yes, they were.
 
Ah... well... here is why I didn't remember what we need him for. We don't.

We needed him as a neutral third party to prevent the Spicers and Slavers from having a showdown before we were ready, but now that is no longer necessary.

Until two updates ago, we needed him to figure out what went wrong with Dipshit the 3rds invasion, but the Solicitor group just figured that out.

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He has outlived his usefulness.
 
Azel said:
Ah... well... here is why I didn't remember what we need him for. We don't.

We needed him as a neutral third party to prevent the Spicers and Slavers from having a showdown before we were ready, but now that is no longer necessary.

Until two updates ago, we needed him to figure out what went wrong with Dipshit the 3rds invasion, but the Solicitor group just figured that out.

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He has outlived his usefulness.
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Who was the one we wanted to replace the Spicers again? Didn't you say you wanted an underdog on shaky footing who would be wholly dependent on the Imperium for their power rather than an already-established power?
 
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