A Reforged World (NO SV, You are King of Italy, in a Greatly Changed World)

@Alexander Sturnn you are going to love this rumor mill.

Gotz, you beautiful madman... I get that you probably just wanted to retire peacefully and keep on being a mercenary, but I didn't expect you to honestly do that.

MADMAN!

Although I really wished you had dealt with the False Emperor while you were at it... but hey, what can you do?
 
The World Rumor Mill 3
The World Rumor Mill:

Suliman:D100 => 91
The Fate of Hungary:
Austria:D100 => 6
The Ottomans:D100 => 50

"This is your chance for immortality. The East of the Christian World is all but ripe for the taking, and you sit and wait for what? For them to stop killing each other?" His grand-vizir was getting awfully close to being killed by the great Sultan, but he stayed his hand. He would show them what he was waiting for.

"Hungary." He said calmly, the Sultan looking at the maps that were going to be used for everything. "Christendom is divided, and Austria's forces are going to be nothing but paper thin, and scattered. That is our chance." He smiled.

He had sent his forces weeks ago, but he told them only one thing. Do not cross the Danube towards Austria. Do not go towards the heart of Christendom, and Italia. Hungary is the Prize, and only Hungry. They could take far more later when they forced their boot onto them.

"Now tell me, has my message to Luciano been sent? About the demands?"

"Yes, sultan. But I don't think he will agree."

"He will have to. He cannot fight a two-front war with a scattered navy. His grand military orders are all to the west fighting the heretic, rather than the heathen. He is overstretched, and without many resources that I have. I will avenge our defeat to them, but only if he is foolish enough to refuse."

Reward: Suliman's grand ambitions and the conquest of Hungary have been completed. He controls Hungry and the Balkins totally. The Austrian and pro-Christian forces in the region flee back to Vienna, and King Louis is dead, and while Suliman will not be able to continue further, due to the Poles, he has what he wants.

A Legacy of Conquest. Now he will make it a Legacy of Greatness.

Now his final option is simple. Avenge the Losses from Italy. And get Greece back under his command.

And if not… He would rethink his tactics.
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England:D100 => 92+D100 => 75
ScotlandD100 => 66

The Two catholic kingdoms of the Iles both understand their roles to play in the coming world, though one has taken advantage of the choices of the continent to cement something quite clear…

The Last Irish Petty Kings:D100 => 1

There would be no independent Irish lands.

But their resistance would continue forever.

Reward: England has finished the military conquest of Ireland. But Resistance would continue forever.

Meanwhile, in Scotland, the Scottish crown begins making plans for a new world expedition.
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The HRE (due to massive HOLY Fuck! It's balkanized)
France: D100 => 96=5=91+D100 => 97-5=92+D100 => 99-5=94+D100 => 66-5=61

Unintended consequences:D100 - 5 => 1

Utter Destruction. That was what the French Army wrought on the German people when they crossed the Rhine.

Princedom armies, free city militias, and garrisons, all were nothing to the might of the French Army, filled with Zeal and brutality that had not been seen in European Warfare, not for a long time.

Frankfurt was standing in the way. The Lone City is still loyal to Christendom, the pope, and the Emperor even if there was none.

Their new Pope King, Louis had proclaimed several things, that he was reforming the Empire of his great Ancestor Charlemagne, and that the title of the Emperor of the Romans was his by right of Birth, by God's grace…

And by right of conquest, and any city that stands in the way, would be destroyed.

The first time, the city fathers said no, that they would be saved by the True Emperor, and by God's grace.

Louis then placed the City under siege. And for three months, starved them. But the city was prepared.

The Second Time: The City's commanders came out, and proclaimed that they were not going to give in to the terror or the starvation, that his titles were meaningless, and his forces were going to die at the walls.

Louis then bombarded the city for 14 days straight, turning much of the great city to rubble.

On the Third attempt, the city's fathers, and an old Bishop, proclaim that Louis was going against all laws of man and warfare, and they would not surrender if he continued.

The Pope King then… in a moment of anger and fury said. "If you do not surrender. I will erase this city from existence, like Rome to Carthage. There will be nothing from this city, ever again."

"We will be remembered." The Bishop said. "And the people will be ready to be martyred for their homes, and for their faith."

The Pope King then killed the bishop with a swift stroke of his sword, and then… ordered a bombardment. 21 days later…

The City of Frankfurt was naught but rubble. But the King was true to his word. He had his engineers poison the wells. Dam the river, and take every stone and brick from the bridges, to the churches, to the homes that were destroyed.

Its citizens… The men were killed, all by beheading hangings, or drowning.

The woman was raped and violated, many being left or taken as camp followers…

And the children…

Louis only ordered them to march East, to spread the news of his wake and the news that nothing would be left.

Many would not survive the week. Most not even the month.

But little mattered to the King, for he had work to do to make due for his promise.

It took a month, but he erased Frankfurt from the Map… the only thing that symbolized its existence was the bridges that remained…

Nature would take the city over, in time.

But the proud city, once a beacon of Europe, and the German people would be naught but a distant memory.

And the rest of Europe was horrified.

But there was nothing they could do.
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In an event to prevent the French King from gaining even a sliver of legitimacy to his claim, the Elector of the HRE did what was thought to be unthinkable.

The empire would be destroyed, its final act, granting independence to every single principality and city and lordship in the Empire. The empire could not protect itself. Could no longer protect its subjects.

Could no longer exist, least it provided a man consumed by his own lust for power, to

It was every man for himself.
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The North:D100 => 35
Martin Luthors Desperation Gambit:D100 => 13
French Influence:D100 => 99+D100 => 84

Meanwhile in the North, Martin Luthor Tried his best to stop what he had created.

To try and put the genie back in the bottle, to save what dream that he had from being so perverted, and made into perversion by power-hungry men.

But he failed.

Too many promises broken, and too many promises made. He couldn't save his dream.

The French King had made other promises… promises that men on Earth could enjoy… a new world to be shaped.

And he ran…

But he couldn't get away.

They locked him in a tower…

But he would escape. Eventually. If they didn't kill him first.

Reward: In the North: Maritn Luthor is captured, and the French begin to worm their way into reforming an Empire in their own image.
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The South (Bavaria/Austria):D100 => 53
Chaos, and struggle. The former electors in the south, in Austria, and in Bavaria struggle to deal with many fates that will be them.

They had just abandoned millions of their subjects to their fate… and all they could do is gather their strength and hope they would have the strength to create an army to stop the French… and the political will to survive what is to come.

And Pray to God, they did not just make a horrible mistake.
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The False Emperor (Hesse, and Westphalia):D100 => 78

In the West, near France, a low-born commander, a mercenary has not given up hope for his people. He had stolen the imperial crown and crowned himself Emperor. He, like many of his people, is lutheran, but he does not follow the Pope King's Example of becoming a god on earth. Merely a servant for Heven.

And he gathers an Army to do battle with his mortal enemy.

Reward: There is a False Emperor clinging to the HRE's Mantle, unelected, but his dream and his wish to expel the French.
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Gotz the Ironhand:D100 => 91+D100 => 86

Meanwhile in Germany, Gotz the Ironhanded, by the wishes of every single German Prince and Free City, has been named supreme commander of all forces of the Former Empire in Germany. And has by any means necessary, been given a single goal.

Expel the French…

And Gotz has gathered quite an Army…

And he is speaking to many of the principalities and free cities… He seeks something more.

He seeks to bring all Armies in Germany together. So that they may be free.

Maybe then, he could focus on another plan. His neighbors to the south might be able to help with such a thing.

Reward: Gotz has become the de facto head of Every German army in Germany… and he has his work cut out for him.

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Spain:D100 => 73
Meanwhile, in Spain, there is only one mood at work.

When the War will truly begin. Grain is being prepared, and all wonder if something… anything will happen.
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New Spain (Carribian):D100 => 73

In the Spanish New World, there is nothing but incredible work to be done.

All the freed Indians and enslaved Africans, who had been enslaved had to be compensated… Christianized, and made into loyal Spanish subjects.

But there would be freedom. There would be order…

And there would never be slavery on this continent ever again. Bartolemo would make sure of that.
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Charles the V:D100 => 90+D100 => 90+D100 => 95+D100 => 31

He smiled and watched with glee the French Navy. "They will come, and they will die. But we wait for our Allies in Italy… than we do what we must."

"And… the other thing sire?" His idiot minister did not understand.

"Of course. Can't be a hero if we show up early, now do we."

Reward: Spain is ready to help you, and their plans are about to come into fruition.
 
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Gotz has become the de facto head of Every German army in Germany… and he has his work cut out for him.

France technically united the Protestants and Catholics of..well Germany (The HRE is practically dissolved by the French) under a single banner against a common enemy.

Will the base of Operations be in Berlin? Far enough from the French for re-organization and the formation of a new United Principalities that make up Germany?

Hmm..The United Kingdoms of Germany..or if Gotz managed to rise ahead..

Das Deutsches Kaiserreich
 
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The empire would be destroyed, its final act, granting independence to every single principality and city and lordship in the Empire. The empire could not protect itself. Could no longer protect its subjects.
This is terrible, terrible news, but I'm happy holy Rome is dead.
Reward: Spain is ready to help you, and their plans are about to come into fruition.
Excellent. They'll come in handy.
Meanwhile in Germany, Gotz the Ironhanded, by the wishes of every single German Prince and Free City, has been named supreme commander of all forces of the Former Empire in Germany. And has by any means necessary, been given a single goal.

Expel the French…
Well that's fucking awesome. Makes up for a lot of shit going wrong.
 
Well, France has certainly hulked up. And GEEEZ.
Many would not survive the week. Most not even the month.

But little mattered to the King, for he had work to do to make due for his promise.

It took a month, but he erased Frankfurt from the Map… the only thing that symbolized its existence was the bridges that remained…
A WHOLE MONTH pretty much razing the city to the ground....

That is one way to show you mean business.....
 
The roll for this is missing.

"Hungry." He said calmly
"Hungary"

Hungry is the Prize,
"Hungary"

"Hungary"

Reward: Suliman's grand ambitions and the conquest of Hungry have been completed.
"Hungary"

He controls Hungry and the Balkins totally.
"Hungary"

I will this city from existence
Something is missing here.

"Its"

Could no longer exist, least it provided
"lest"

a man consumed by his own lust for power, to
To what?

than we do what we must."
"then"
 
Looks like we have made the world United against France also looks like Martin Luther ideology has fully died now Catholic is now the only branch that's literally sane
 
France technically united the Protestants and Catholics of..well Germany (The HRE is practically dissolved by the French) under a single banner against a common enemy.
Not exactly, but pretty much every German east of Switzerland and south of Prussia/Brandenburg have all just decided that they are all going to die if they don't get their shit together and soon.
This is terrible, terrible news, but I'm happy holy Rome is dead.
Yeah, the level of Chaos this has created makes the 30-year war look incredibly sane by comparison.

Millions are possibly going to die, all because one man decided he was a God of a new world... And that to many people are trying to save the old one...

instead of trying to build something new.
Excellent. They'll come in handy.
Eventually, yes.
Well that's fucking awesome. Makes up for a lot of shit going wrong.
To bad the False Emperor is also trying to do that, and its about to get worse.
The roll for this is missing.
no, Austria and the ottomans rolled below that, and the higher number won.
Well, France has certainly hulked up. And GEEEZ.
and that was with roll maluses from our assassinations.
A WHOLE MONTH pretty much razing the city to the ground....

That is one way to show you mean business.....
Louis' resolve is basically, he's forming a new Roman Empire, where he is the ruler of all... and his armies are flush with victories.

Nothing is left of that city, because they did not surrender.

But they held Louis up for months, that allowed everything good for Germany to happen in the meantime.

To bad its about to get worse before it gets better.
Looks like we have made the world United against France also looks like Martin Luther ideology has fully died now Catholic is now the only branch that's literally sane
read the other parts of the update Chief...

Other protostant groups are around, and they are fighting back against the French.
 
So that oh so important French Captain who was hyped to be a proto Napoleon, who Machiavelli had as one of his dying commands order to be executed, and who we had three crit rolls in support of the Assassination, only lead to a -5 malus to the French roll? That's very disappointing that it didn't have any effect and it felt like a wasted action. Well, looks like I need to pump some stuff to help with the war.

Yeah....Protestantism is gonna die soon if we're victorious against France. OTL was messy enough, but the first half century was pretty much a bunch of people, lowborn and new finding what they felt was their religion. Here the King of France pretty much is making himself out to be the Anti-Christ, and I wouldn't be surprised if people thought that this is the start of Revelations, and he's launched a total holy war and committed genocide and many other unspeakable crimes that even for the era people would balk at. Protestantism is gonna be forever tainted as a religion of violence and evil that lead to Europe burning and conquest of heathens and heretics. Martin Luther here hasn't even had a chance to form Lutheranism so there literally is no example of Protestantism existing as a force for good unlike say some of the changes brought by the early Islamic conquests.

So yeah, Catholicism has is going to be super unhinged against heresy and the Inquisition will be seen with the same level of righteousness and necessity as the 40K Inquisition. Only possible religious good from this is if Louis has the same hatred of Jews and Jewish people being the same target of the French leads to greater acceptance and toleration of Jews from Catholic Europe since the Jews were fellow victims of the French Heresy and Christendom learns, surprise surprise, Jewish people are good people too. I also think Protestantism is gonna be dead in Scandinavia and Northern Germany because it's now tainted by France so they're gonna switch back before they get curbstomped by the forming coalition.

France is most likely gonna die as a nation if we get total victory. Completely kill the nation as a concept and balkanize it or split it between Charles, Henry and Luciano. Also Joan of Arc is for sure never gonna be canonized and her tale would be one of tragedy that she supported a future nation of evil. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if contemporary theologians picture Joan as a servant of Satan who laid the groundwork for Anti-Christ Louis to rise up.

Other protostant groups are around, and they are fighting back against the French.

Why would any sane German want to be a Protestant? It's one thing if a Protestant nation just declares war and goes and commits an expansion, but turning Frankfurt into Carthage and declaring that they'll kill everyone that doesn't convert with the French King seeing himself as a practical God on Earth, not to mention Martin Luther is MIA, has basically just tainted Protestantism into Satan's faith. It's been like what, less than five years after Martin Luther nailed his thesis? There is literally nothing good from Protestantism here and I wouldn't be surprised if we got mobs of Germans trying to lynch any Protestant preacher to try and prove their faith to God.
 
Why would any sane German want to be a Protestant? It's one thing if a Protestant nation just declares war and goes and commits an expansion, but turning Frankfurt into Carthage and declaring that they'll kill everyone that doesn't convert with the French King seeing himself as a practical God on Earth, not to mention Martin Luther is MIA, has basically just tainted Protestantism into Satan's faith. It's been like what, less than five years after Martin Luther nailed his thesis? There is literally nothing good from Protestantism here and I wouldn't be surprised if we got mobs of Germans trying to lynch any Protestant preacher to try and prove their faith to God.
There are protestants standing against the French, and of course there is the movement's founder. So it's still possible to exist in some form. But suffice to say, stuff like the Church of England is dead in the water with france going crazy after the king LARPED as a god king. 😅
 
So that oh so important French Captain who was hyped to be a proto Napoleon, who Machiavelli had as one of his dying commands order to be executed, and who we had three crit rolls in support of the Assassination, only lead to a -5 malus to the French roll? That's very disappointing that it didn't have any effect and it felt like a wasted action. Well, looks like I need to pump some stuff to help with the war.
It's less that he is a proto Napoleon, but more that with each successive turn and rumor mill, France's malus will get worse as the rot gets worse, and the only man smart enough to stop it is dead.

France's sitation is about to get worse.

I was going to wait until say, next turn to reveal it, seeing as I left off the French Navy... and the French invasion force coming our way across the Alps... but... now you've made me reveal it early, instead of it being a wonderful surprise.

come on, have faith that I actually waited so long and spent so long writing planning this shit.
Why would any sane German want to be a Protestant? It's one thing if a Protestant nation just declares war and goes and commits an expansion, but turning Frankfurt into Carthage and declaring that they'll kill everyone that doesn't convert with the French King seeing himself as a practical God on Earth, not to mention Martin Luther is MIA, has basically just tainted Protestantism into Satan's faith. It's been like what, less than five years after Martin Luther nailed his thesis? There is literally nothing good from Protestantism here and I wouldn't be surprised if we got mobs of Germans trying to lynch any Protestant preacher to try and prove their faith to God.
A couple of sane men are trying to follow Luthor's work, its why the False Emperor exists, and Luthor is still alive to keep his movement going.

He's one of the few sane Germans trying to put their faith in God, and the Bible, not in the man who's crossing off the fucking revelations list like its a god damn checklist.
There are protestants standing against the French, and of course there is the movement's founder. So it's still possible to exist in some form. But suffice to say, stuff like the Church of England is dead in the water with france going crazy after the king LARPED as a god king. 😅
Pretty much.

However I will say that you should not count out Protestantism just yet. You've still got Luthor alive and able to salvage his movement.

Though I can say this... the 30 years war here is going to get fucking worse.

Germany is about to become... far worse then OTL... and that is because one man declaring himself Pope King, decided that the Die is cast.

Unless we get involved of course.
 
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France isn't actually using Protestantism it's actually trying to literally Unite the world in the most barbaric way possible
While partially true, they are also using Protestantism as a very powerful tool to centralize the government into a very... powerful, almost Hobbsian state, where the State is God.

Here, with the Pope king instead of the concept of the State.
 
It's less that he is a proto Napoleon, but more that with each successive turn and rumor mill, France's malus will get worse as the rot gets worse, and the only man smart enough to stop it is dead.

France's sitation is about to get worse.

I was going to wait until say, next turn to reveal it, seeing as I left off the French Navy... and the French invasion force coming our way... but... now you've made me reveal it early, because people are impatient and I have some writing to do.
...Honestly it makes too much sense. At first I figured it was more or less the fact that we denied a possible asset, instead of directly crippling them. And now, I guess...
France isn't actually using Protestantism it's actually trying to literally Unite the world in the most barbaric way possible
...More accurately, the French King is trying to use Protestantism to create a cult of personality built on the foundation of the most popular religeon in the world. And I get the feeling that part of the deteriorating French forces is gonna be involving the promoted zeal in some way.
 
It's less that he is a proto Napoleon, but more that with each successive turn and rumor mill, France's malus will get worse as the rot gets worse, and the only man smart enough to stop it is dead.

France's sitation is about to get worse.

I was going to wait until say, next turn to reveal it, seeing as I left off the French Navy... and the French invasion force coming our way across the Alps... but... now you've made me reveal it early, instead of it being a wonderful surprise.

come on, have faith that I actually waited so long and spent so long writing planning this shit.

Sorry about that. I would've been fine with some vague promise that it will have consequences over the coming turns that build off each other. But you have to admit that there is some narrative whiplash where after you have this hype around a person who was the main focus of Machiavelli in his dying words, then he dies with super crits, and France goes and continues its Magoose Dice streak of super luck and conquers and burns all with only a -5. It felt like that was the only thing that would apply and it's hard to be faulted for struggling to have faith when Ottomans here and in the last Quest have went from the brink of collapse to Pax Turkey multiple times.
 
Try -30.

that -5 was before the rot all set in, and the momentum of the French King had for his conquest.

The only way he can win now... if his enemies fuck up more then he inevitably will.
.......His force is powered by FAITH isn't it.....

Do we need to worry about memetic Imperial guard level shenanigans? And I guess part of why said general was so vital was because said character was of the faithful, and thus had to be heard and not just dismissed/punished for the lack of faith... 😅

We really have got three distinct factions here.

Franc with the power of FAITH.
Itally with ALL THE FIREPOWER.
And the German Resistance with all the experience and veterancy.
With the Ottomaans and Spain as two possible more minor(ish) factions.
 
. It felt like that was the only thing that would apply and it's hard to be faulted for struggling to have faith when Ottomans here and in the last Quest have went from the brink of collapse to Pax Turkey multiple times.
Well, I will say this about certain things happening.

It is chaotic and insane...

And just because Suliman has not gotten Pax Turkey yet, dosen't mean he will succed. I have plots and plans for more seeds of chaos.

Sorry about that. I would've been fine with some vague promise that it will have consequences over the coming turns that build off each other. But you have to admit that there is some narrative whiplash where after you have this hype around a person who was the main focus of Machiavelli in his dying words, then he dies with super crits, and France goes and continues its Magoose Dice streak of super luck and conquers and burns all with only a -5.
Well I wanted to make it a shocking reveal, where you wonder, was I bullshitting or not, only to reveal, no I was not bullshitting, and that its about to get worse.
.......His force is powered by FAITH isn't it.....
Its powered by victory. Its powered by the seeming invincibility of their king on the Battlefield, as well as the fact they have quite a bit of support.

He loses, its going to be all over.

Though the Story of France might end because of this hubris of insanity, and all-around insanity.... but the story of her people will not.
Do we need to worry about memetic Imperial guard level shenanigans?
No. because oh boy, will the Italian Army have that in spades when fighting on the mountians of the Alps with fucking rifles.
Franc with the power of FAITH.
Itally with ALL THE FIREPOWER.
And the German Resistance with all the experience and veterancy.
Yeah, thats prety much it.
 
Considering that France has pretty much decided it does not care what the rest of Europe thinks about it, their King is about to go full on mask off and openly court the Ottomans for aid against us and Suleiman is at a point where he feels confident in going after us again, which means we're in for some interesting times. Good news is that Spain is fully willing to aid us and we could also count on Gotz to help us out, so we can manage this new war.
 
Considering that France has pretty much decided it does not care what the rest of Europe thinks about it, their King is about to go full on mask off and openly court the Ottomans for aid against us and Suleiman is at a point where he feels confident in going after us again, which means we're in for some interesting times. Good news is that Spain is fully willing to aid us and we could also count on Gotz to help us out, so we can manage this new war.
France doesn't care what the rest of Europe thinks because it thinks it can win. And right now, with much of EAstern Germany under his control, they believe it.

That is why they are so brazen.

As for the Ottomans... well, they have an offer... and depending on what happens next, we'd be foolish to refuse.
 
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