A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

Yes but again, its very out of character for Abe to 180 on the government, at least for now, we are playing an guy who tried to murder the agent who suggested using springfield to retake said wasteland, its also VERY unlikely we end up under and kings thumb yet, if only because for most of them we are an bad investment, that either leads to border issues (Doof and shego) or giving them new opponents (everyone else)

There is an reason the current plan has us reach out to doof instead of the government (partly since we are basically guaranteed to succeed, party since the government is just not something abe trusts at the moment)

Yeah but Heinz kinda declared secession and the goverment is trying to cover up this fact, we are already dislike by them (4/10) for not playing ball and approaching Heinz will make them dislike us even more.

Also Abe stop trying to kill the agent in the moment he mentioned the Wasteland and he has proof now that the agent was not lying about that, heck Springfield was a very polluted city and several actions are to adress this issue and the goverment explicit like them since we are tyring to go more enviroment friendly.

The goverment will never improve if steps are not taken to remedy the situation and they need all the help they can get.
 
While a funny thought, we don't have Homer as a hero unit yet, and even if we did I'd be against sending Bart on that action. Not least because Burns is almost certainly going to be sending Bob after the Bandit and that seems like a recipe for disaster.

Fortunately we've got +25 in omake bonuses to throw on catching the Bandit, and combined with Abe and Willie's martial score that means our roll will have a +76 modifier. Which is pretty great by DVV standards.

Dont forget the +10 to it from our Yokel Army, should we lob them at it.

But yeah, will do a more in depth analysis of this RER later this evening
 
Yeah but Heinz kinda declared secession and the goverment is trying to cover up this fact, we are already dislike by them (4/10) for not playing ball and approaching Heinz will make them dislike us even more.
I am pretty sure this argument relies on us having OOC knowledge, nothing suggests abe knows this, you know its been covered up
EDIT: Checked, and yea we dont actually know this in character, abe is unaware of the secession attempt

Abe reconnecting with the government is something i can accept, but at least currently its very out of character for abe to suddenly start liking them, this needs to be an slow build up of trust, i cannot accept us (from abe pov) suddenly running to the governments hands, who betrayed us with that dome.

Gameplay wise, I will not be convinced to do the reach out to the government until after the turn we explore the wasteland, so that abe knows just what is going on, and they cannot try to prevent us from doing it (Adventure: Once More Into The Breach) which i am planning on doing for turn 5 (Depending on what happens)
 
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Weird question, is every white non-toon in this setting yellow like the Simpsons, or is it just Springfield (and Big City Greens) who are yellow but no one mentions it?
 
Lmao, get screwed Bellweather, totally not regretting that mystery box.

Otherwise damn that is a Lot of people in our territory

Sadly Gloomgold means we Will have to keep miss Beakly, Webby and Lena out of sight for this turn.

Gloomgold is one spiteful fuck, so I wouldn't be surprised if the guy ratted us out to F.O.W.L. for anything he thinks as a transgresión.

Syndrome on the other hand is quite tricky, if we don't humilliate him guy Will prolly ignore is unless we sent capes, which thankfully we don't have yet.

But still is a spiteful son of a bitch, so we should also keep crime related units out of his sight to not get into a pr nightmare.

Also add Magic units too, it is still too early to go to war with the Magic nazis and no doubt these guys Will rat the Kaiser out to the huntsclan.
 
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Also add Magic units too, it is still too early to go to war with the Magic nazis and no doubt these guys Will rat the Kaiser out to the huntsclan.
I dont think either of them know about the huntsclan, and its very unlikely they would specifically go for zombie kaiser even if they do, we should be fine on that part, atleast until we grow bigger.

I think we will be fine with syndrome, and so long as glomgold does not see any ducks (unlikely with the actions in Plan: All My Homies Hate Mr Burns) we should be good.
 
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Oh fuck I just noticed something.

Gloomgold agent is this gal.

theowlhouse.fandom.com

Kikimora

Kikimora is an antagonistic character in The Owl House. She is the former assistant of Emperor Belos who delivered his orders to other subordinates in or outside of the Emperor's Coven. After being tricked by Belos, Kikimora officially turns on him after finally having enough of his demeaning...

So that means Owl house stuff is out there.

Just what we needed, instead of one magic genocide nutso cult, we get two.

Belos for sure is gonna be a difficult asshole later down the road considering his abilities.

He probably will want to kill the cape population too as he probably sees it as a magic too considering this guy is so much more out of touch than us.

We will also need to be on the lookout for certain stuff like titan blood and a kid with incredible cosmic powers sealed inside a mirror iirc.

As if the golden dorito wasn't enough of a reality warper.
 
Oh fuck I just noticed something.

Gloomgold agent is this gal.

theowlhouse.fandom.com

Kikimora

Kikimora is an antagonistic character in The Owl House. She is the former assistant of Emperor Belos who delivered his orders to other subordinates in or outside of the Emperor's Coven. After being tricked by Belos, Kikimora officially turns on him after finally having enough of his demeaning...

So that means Owl house stuff is out there.

Just what we needed, instead of one magic genocide nutso cult, we get two.

Belos for sure is gonna be a difficult asshole later down the road considering his abilities.

He probably will want to kill the cape population too as he probably sees it as a magic too considering this guy is so much more out of touch than us.

We will also need to be on the lookout for certain stuff like titan blood and a kid with incredible cosmic powers sealed inside a mirror iirc.

As if the golden dorito wasn't enough of a reality warper.
It could be hard to guess how Belos and his ilk might treat groups like Toons or Supers. On the one hand he's pretty mono focused on witches so he might ignore them as long as they don't get in his way, but on the other he's also pretty crazy so you never know what he's thinking. He may decide that Toons are actually some kind of witch familiar and supers are just some weird kind of magic and lying about it.

Without more info we just don't know. The good news is that if Kikimora was able to get hired by Glomgold there's a possibility that we could hire other Owl House heroes if we take relevant actions.
 
We will also need to be on the lookout for certain stuff like titan blood and a kid with incredible cosmic powers sealed inside a mirror iirc.
While owl house is at play, i dont think its full villain victorious yet, or at the very least we have heard nothing of belos, since there is characters from it at all its safe to say belos either A. Has not won yet, B. has not got any influence on earth yet Or C. does but its through means we cannot detect, as the league of salem doesn't exist its somewhat safe to say he is not an king.. on earth, yet.
 
Yeah, if something I feel like Kikimora is a spy for Belos, mostly working as a scout to get Intel.

The only other take I can get is that the portal to the boiling isles they are using right now may be close to Duckburg.

Since I doubt that Kikimora would be able to travel far without Gloomgold help due to her lack of awareness of earth customs, like dollars being used as a currency.

Either way think our Best options to get Birthday bandit would be Chief Wiggum.

BB is still a wanted criminal after all and Syndrome wouldn't think much of the police doing their job either, so his ego would probably take the hit without much trouble.

Wanted to suggest Willie, but considering Kikimora is wearing scottish stuff he either gets into a fight with her or gets distracted.

You never know in a gamble of Scottish againts supposed Scottish.
 
Either way think our Best options to get Birthday bandit would be Chief Wiggum. BB is still a wanted criminal after all and Syndrome wouldn't think much of the police doing their job either, so his ego would probably take the hit without much trouble. Wanted to suggest Willie, but considering Kikimora is wearing scottish stuff he either gets into a fight with her or gets distracted. You never know in a gamble of Scottish againts supposed Scottish.
We dont have access to Wiggum as an hero, so we kind of have to go for Willie (our best non assigned hero)
 
Hm, it is a pity that Doofenshmirtz did not succeed in finding the Birthday Bandit. One would have been amenable to clearing the way and letting him capture the Birthday Bandit.
 
This is a fine mess we've gotten ourselves in! Also, Syndrome has evil robot duplicates of himself. Alarming. We might need to recruit the Radioactive Men even sooner than we thought if this is what the Kings can bring to bare at the drop of a hat. we really need to step up our game. Maybe we should look into more scientists?

At least it's not all bad news. Got a hillbilly army now. Do we have any stats for that yet, or what?
 
This is a fine mess we've gotten ourselves in! Also, Syndrome has evil robot duplicates of himself. Alarming. We might need to recruit the Radioactive Men even sooner than we thought if this is what the Kings can bring to bare at the drop of a hat. we really need to step up our game. Maybe we should look into more scientists?
Ironically, Recruiting radioactive man is an VERY bad idea at the moment, as is syndrome has no reason to attack us, but if we suddenly start recruiting supers... less so
TBH, as is we can do practically nothing if ANY king decides to come for us, they are an whole nother level above us (as is)
 
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Ironically, Recruiting radioactive man is an VERY bad idea at the moment, as is syndrome has no reason to attack us, but if we suddenly start recruiting supers... less so
TBH, as is we can do practically nothing if ANY king decides to come for us, they are an whole nother level above us (as is)
Oh no, I know it's too late for them to make a difference.

....Unless they decide to crash the free for all about to start in the town. Don't know if I want that to happen or not.

Either way, we'll have to wait for all the out of towners to leave before we start recruiting again, I expect.

At the very least, I don't expect Burns to nab the Bandit under these conditions, so at least there's that.
 
Zootopia
Lobby for collars
DC 80(Zootopia)/100(America)
97+40(Bellwether Diplomacy Stat) -44(1/2 of Hard Hitting Journalism)=93!

Result: Collar Opinion is grimly optimistic in zootopia but looked down on by the United States as a whole.

Mayor Bellwether isn't happy AT ALL about this turn of events.

HA!

GET FUCKED, SMELLWETHER!!!

It sucks quite a bit, that she was able to lobby for those fucking TAME Collars at all, but at least our Kamp Krusty shenanigans as well as the Mystery Box from that Kent Brockman omake indirectly caused her ridiculous Diplo score of 40 to effectively be *negated* and those collars to stay confined to Zootopia itself

...also allows me to think a bit more about how to write a certain character in that Candace follow-up omake I am planning to write some time in the future (although rn, it looks like STACY will be the main PoV character instead of Candace herself^^)

LEVIATHAN CORP

Finish up making their first Animated Show
DC:80
??? + ??? = 107
SUCCESS!

-Shrugs-

Since I keep forgetting which of the relatively new Kings is behind Leviathan, I don´t really have anything to say about that one except voicing relief that at least some Toons are able to still work in their rpoper profession despite Dooms speciesist lobbying.

THE GOVERNMENT
Get ??? Out of ???
DC 95
??? + ??? = 112
SUCCESS!

Random Event Roll:
84

Reward: Abe gains a hillbilly Army! (And his first unit, we'll explain in a later turn) which can be assigned to martial actions fighting in or near Springfield for a bonus of +10!

Dang - looks like the FEds finally managed to retrieve whatever-the-fuck was being kept by Cletus´ brood (no way in hell is he JUST a "cousin" to most of them^^)

But at least that - in combination with our little trip to Kamp Krusty paying even more dividends - convinced the Spuckler clan throw their weight behind our cause, which should allow us to literally punch a bit above our weight class.

...and damn if we don´t need that for a certain big problem next turn - but more on THAT whole shitshow soon...

Build the Freezer with ???!
DC 120
???+???=129
Succes!!!

Abe Intrigue Check
Does Abe notice?
DC 100
Result: 13(Roll)+16(Abe intrigue)+30(The Finale Spy Master bonus)+3(Loyalty)=62
Failure!

Guess the government is finally taking things seriously you guess?

So far Shego hasn't made any public statement about the prison, but you can't help but wonder how she will respond to this?

Hmmmm, since there was an Intrigue check that we failed, I guess that this "Freezer" is either a scam and PR gag or genuine but made with Masquerade-straining stuff - either way, not much we can do about and with it rn.

We´re planning our own Prison Improvement to keep those like Gill under lock and key anyway, so...-shrugs-

Gnome-Inator:
Result: 22

While that was happening, Danville and nearby locations were suffering from an unexpected case of…raining gnomes?!

You don't understand how it happened, but reports said that gnomes started falling from the sky in waves, causing countless proprietary damage and blocking up roads and streets. While luckily nobody was hurt too badly because of this unexpected phenomena, the citizens are a tad bit annoyed and scared of what happened.

DEI promised to fix all the damage this incident caused as well as repay the cost of fixes and rebuildings.

...the Doofster just hasn´t got much luck with his Inators, does he?

At least this time we aren´t the ones having to weather that BS...

Leviathan Corp
Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 34
CRITICAL FAILURE!!!

DEI (Doofensmirthz)

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 82
Failure!

DRAKKTECH (Shego)

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 78
FAILURE!

THE GOVERNMENT

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
???+??? = 62
Failure!

XANATOS ENTERPRISES (Xanatos)

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 104
FAILURE!

KRONOS CORP (Syndrome)

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 131
….SUCCESS!?

GLOMGOLD INDUSTRIES (Flintheart Glomgold)

Find the Birthday Bandit
DC 120
??? + ??? = 127
SUCCESS!

...*holy shitballs*

Everyone and their fucking grandma seems to be gunning for the Birthday Bandit rn, huh?

In terms of failures to find him, we got Leviathan (who really shat the bed and might have to do some damage control to counteract their falling stocks), Doof (whom we now can confirm has got Mirage on his payroll again - is that just a coincidence or actual Gridlocked canon of her comingunder his aegis?), Shego, the Feds (just barely not crit-failing as well - really not their run rn either, with everything going on) and *fucking XANATOS of all people* (then again, he doesn´t seem to have gone all in with his Intrigue moxie and still came within spitting distance of making it, so it´s still par for the course for him)... meaning that we don´t have to throw down with any of those Kings on top of Burns (I really don´t want that wannabe-Lich get that much dosh to get back into the game again AT ALL, thanks very much)

Good for our chances, but that still leaves two other competitors to be concerned about...

*Glomgold and Syndrome himself*

While I am not too concerned about GG (although his ruthlessness definitely can rival that of Burns and he can just bury us in hired goons with his Stew score of "YES"), Syndrome has got me worried a lot because if nothing else, I totally expect him to backstab anyone (while of course still maintaining plausible deniability) who brings the Bandit to him - that and he just so happens to be one of the punchiest KKings on the board Martial-wise.

With all of this in mind, we need to cram Willie (OUR punchiest Martial Operative aside from a *Very situational* Finale) full of omake buffs - as many as we can get, preferably - as well as have Cletus´ Hillbilly Horde accompany him. This way, I am expecting us to have a *genuine chance* at grabbing the Bandit in what´s probably going a *five-way Martial contest* (Syndrome vs. us vs. Burns vs Glomgold vs. the Bandit) - meaning that every combattant got a base chance of 1-in-5 to win!

...just imagine if *Every Player we know of had succeeded their respective "Find the Bandit" NA* - that would have increased the total amount of combattants to *frigging TEN*

Damn, we came relatively close to having to compete in what would essentially have been *A proper Battle Royale* - but even with "only" the five of use, this NA resulting in an Interlude (maybe even a mini-Adventure!) is almost a certainty, no matter who rolls what^^
 
Hmmm, Bellwether forcing collars on all the carnivores will probably make a lot of them mad. I wonder if we can take advantage of that. Offer up a place they can live without having to wear dangerous torture devices? We'll need people if we want to expand.

Also, it just occurred to me, Arnold was born in Austria. He's literally not allowed to be president.

Also also, is that the Doof from Doofquest? Is this a crossover between quests?
 
Hmmm, Bellwether forcing collars on all the carnivores will probably make a lot of them mad. I wonder if we can take advantage of that. Offer up a place they can live without having to wear dangerous torture devices? We'll need people if we want to expand.

Also, it just occurred to me, Arnold was born in Austria. He's literally not allowed to be president.

Also also, is that the Doof from Doofquest? Is this a crossover between quests?

Bellwater still is a King, offer a asylum to predators is a good way to get on her shitlist very quickly and we have nothing to hold her onslaught, either the government or another King patronage can offer some degree of protection in this stage.
 
Bellwater still is a King, offer a asylum to predators is a good way to get on her shitlist very quickly and we have nothing to hold her onslaught, either the government or another King patronage can offer some degree of protection in this stage.
I mean, out of all the Kings, she's probably the weakest? She's really over specialized I think. Not sure she could actually project any real force over to us.

And if push came to shove, Shere Khan is a King too. We could ask him for help on the matter. He would probably be pretty invested in the whole situation.
 
I mean, out of all the Kings, she's probably the weakest? She's really over specialized I think. Not sure she could actually project any real force over to us.

And if push came to shove, Shere Khan is a King too. We could ask him for help on the matter. He would probably be pretty invested in the whole situation.

Khan is more of a neutral King that will only get invested against Bellwater if she force the issue or something. Like in Doofquest he start to mobilize against her when she start to spread her propaganda on his city.
 
Also, it just occurred to me, Arnold was born in Austria. He's literally not allowed to be president.

True, but you can thanks The Simpsons usual brand of shenanigans for making that a reality. Its canon to the simpsons Movie from where this quest starts, so its true here.

Also also, is that the Doof from Doofquest? Is this a crossover between quests?

No this isnt Dooquestf's version of Doof nor its a crossover. This is Base DVV setting Doof, it would be more surprising if he didn't appear I believe. Thats what you are asking right?
 
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