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I think is better to replace rhis action in researching necromancy since the cemetery is a ticking time bomb and need to be dealt yesterday.
A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
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I think is better to replace rhis action in researching necromancy since the cemetery is a ticking time bomb and need to be dealt yesterday.
So I'm going to be honest; if we do succeed on catching the Bandit, I'm inclined to not hand him over to Syndrome. He's a criminal but I don't think he deserves what Syndrome would do to him.
Of course, if we fail then it doesn't matter. Just making my thoughts clear on the matter
Of course, if we fail then it doesn't matter. Just making my thoughts clear on the matter
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- Germany
Unfortunately, that was to be expected, given how deeply the spy is entrenched already
But yeah, we might wanna buff the shit outta that action as well
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- Three feet to the left
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A sheep in sheep clothing. (Non canon)
Well got inspired.
A sheep in sheep clothing.
To say Bellwether was furious would be putting it lightly.
If the sheep had horns, she would have destroyed already various rocks on her way to the meeting point.
It was the middle of the night in Zootopia, the curfew she had imposed to ''stop'' predator attacks was of course working perfectly.
Something she did to put up the curtain on those fools eyes to keep her bussiness running smootlhly.
It helped a lot that she had access to the location of every single patrol on the city, so it was easy to avoid being spotted.
Just the perks of being the mayor after all.
But now she wasn't on this meeting as the mayor of this city, but as the mastermind and boss of the ones responsibles for the predators attack that boosted her to her position.
As she approached the dark alley she finally saw the so familiar door she crossed a lot of times.
She finally knocked onto the door and saw a lid open up with a pair of eyes that instantly recognized her and let her enter.
As she entered the building she could see a varied assort of herbivores tending to a peculiar blue plant within the greenhouse.
She smiled as she saw that her lifework was being treated properly.
As her guide and her finally got in front of one last door, the guide, a ram went back to help with the preparations of the nighthowler serum.
She hated the man behind this door a lot, not out of any sense of conciense, that thing was worthless either way, but out of a sense of instinc and preservation.
To say Doug unnerved her in various kinds of way would be the understament of the century.
The guy was cold and calculating as the north pole and someone you didn't want to get in direct comfrontation unless you were ready to buy a casket.
Luckily her poker face had helped her a lot to talk to the guy and start the scheme on the first place.
As she finally entered his office, she saw that the ram was counting a fat stack of cash on his hooves.
The ram apparted his view of the cash and finally meeted her eye to eye.
''Bellwether, I suppose that you are here to talk about our future actions?'' Doug said in an emotionless tone.
''Yes, yes I am Doug, we are going to have to stop selling collars to the underworld for a while'' the sheep said while trying to contain her anger for this major screwup.
''Why?, we are doing a lot of cash selling those which I need to remind you some is being funneled into your account, don't tell me you grew a consience now?'' the ram said in a mocking tone.
''Bah as if I could give two shits about those hairless monkeys'' Bellwether said with venom on her voice, after all there wasn't a bigger depredator in the entire world than those hairless monkeys, ''Look I doubt you are stupid enough to not know we are under a lot of eyes right now, I may have managed to settle down the cattle over here for a while, but those hairless monkeys will start looking over here if they find more collars being ''smuggled out'' without counting that it may hamper our future plans, there is also that I still need to order the police to put under investigation those missing collars to keep the cattle fooled'' Bellwether said in a calm tone.
''Very well, will tell the guys to stop the collars sells from the underground at the moment, of course I do hope we are repaired for this'' the ram said in a mocking tone as if waiting for something.
''Ugh, here count it if you want, one million to keep you and your guys happy'' Bellwether said as she got a case from under her coat to present it to the ram.
The ram took the case greedely and opened it to confirm that there was indeed one million in there.
But he was confused too as there was two other stacks.
''And what these may be for?'' the ram asked about the 2 more million stacks.
''Oh just a little task I have for you, after all we still need to plug eveything that may trace this back to us and well I don't doubt that the monkeys that bought the collars will want more, so I want whoever sold those and whoever is buying them dealt with'' the mayor said in a cold tone.
''Oho a way to plug in the leak, but also'' the ram tried to say before he was interrupted.
''Yes, two birds one stone, not only we get whoever sold those collars silenced, but also we get ginea monkeys to test our little project on the apex predator'' Bellwether said with glee in her voice.
''Consider it done'' Doug said as he closed the case and got up to change his suit.
''I knew I could count on you Doug, keep that up and you will get another case with the double of that if everything goes well'' Bellwether said as she finally gave her back to the ram and went out of the office.
Was this a pr nightmare? yes.
Could she turn it around? Of course.
Would someone get hurt? well you cannot make an omellete without breaking a few eggs.
As she finally got out of the building and checking the location of the patrols, she made her way back home, with her own thoughs in mind.
She hated that she was made a fool of in national television, but oh well at least this gave her the perfect opportunity.
Soon those foolish monkeys will see who truly is on top of the food chain.
A sheep in sheep clothing.
To say Bellwether was furious would be putting it lightly.
If the sheep had horns, she would have destroyed already various rocks on her way to the meeting point.
It was the middle of the night in Zootopia, the curfew she had imposed to ''stop'' predator attacks was of course working perfectly.
Something she did to put up the curtain on those fools eyes to keep her bussiness running smootlhly.
It helped a lot that she had access to the location of every single patrol on the city, so it was easy to avoid being spotted.
Just the perks of being the mayor after all.
But now she wasn't on this meeting as the mayor of this city, but as the mastermind and boss of the ones responsibles for the predators attack that boosted her to her position.
As she approached the dark alley she finally saw the so familiar door she crossed a lot of times.
She finally knocked onto the door and saw a lid open up with a pair of eyes that instantly recognized her and let her enter.
As she entered the building she could see a varied assort of herbivores tending to a peculiar blue plant within the greenhouse.
She smiled as she saw that her lifework was being treated properly.
As her guide and her finally got in front of one last door, the guide, a ram went back to help with the preparations of the nighthowler serum.
She hated the man behind this door a lot, not out of any sense of conciense, that thing was worthless either way, but out of a sense of instinc and preservation.
To say Doug unnerved her in various kinds of way would be the understament of the century.
The guy was cold and calculating as the north pole and someone you didn't want to get in direct comfrontation unless you were ready to buy a casket.
Luckily her poker face had helped her a lot to talk to the guy and start the scheme on the first place.
As she finally entered his office, she saw that the ram was counting a fat stack of cash on his hooves.
The ram apparted his view of the cash and finally meeted her eye to eye.
''Bellwether, I suppose that you are here to talk about our future actions?'' Doug said in an emotionless tone.
''Yes, yes I am Doug, we are going to have to stop selling collars to the underworld for a while'' the sheep said while trying to contain her anger for this major screwup.
''Why?, we are doing a lot of cash selling those which I need to remind you some is being funneled into your account, don't tell me you grew a consience now?'' the ram said in a mocking tone.
''Bah as if I could give two shits about those hairless monkeys'' Bellwether said with venom on her voice, after all there wasn't a bigger depredator in the entire world than those hairless monkeys, ''Look I doubt you are stupid enough to not know we are under a lot of eyes right now, I may have managed to settle down the cattle over here for a while, but those hairless monkeys will start looking over here if they find more collars being ''smuggled out'' without counting that it may hamper our future plans, there is also that I still need to order the police to put under investigation those missing collars to keep the cattle fooled'' Bellwether said in a calm tone.
''Very well, will tell the guys to stop the collars sells from the underground at the moment, of course I do hope we are repaired for this'' the ram said in a mocking tone as if waiting for something.
''Ugh, here count it if you want, one million to keep you and your guys happy'' Bellwether said as she got a case from under her coat to present it to the ram.
The ram took the case greedely and opened it to confirm that there was indeed one million in there.
But he was confused too as there was two other stacks.
''And what these may be for?'' the ram asked about the 2 more million stacks.
''Oh just a little task I have for you, after all we still need to plug eveything that may trace this back to us and well I don't doubt that the monkeys that bought the collars will want more, so I want whoever sold those and whoever is buying them dealt with'' the mayor said in a cold tone.
''Oho a way to plug in the leak, but also'' the ram tried to say before he was interrupted.
''Yes, two birds one stone, not only we get whoever sold those collars silenced, but also we get ginea monkeys to test our little project on the apex predator'' Bellwether said with glee in her voice.
''Consider it done'' Doug said as he closed the case and got up to change his suit.
''I knew I could count on you Doug, keep that up and you will get another case with the double of that if everything goes well'' Bellwether said as she finally gave her back to the ram and went out of the office.
Was this a pr nightmare? yes.
Could she turn it around? Of course.
Would someone get hurt? well you cannot make an omellete without breaking a few eggs.
As she finally got out of the building and checking the location of the patrols, she made her way back home, with her own thoughs in mind.
She hated that she was made a fool of in national television, but oh well at least this gave her the perfect opportunity.
Soon those foolish monkeys will see who truly is on top of the food chain.
Well another omake starring the literal bitch in sheep clothing, tbh Bellwether herself is a strange character, she is overly racist towards predators and yet the only thing she has going for is her charisma in the movie.
We never knew how she got those rams and who knows who else working for her so I will assume she has some pretty deep coffers to keep them happy, after all greed tends to be the most normal of sins.
She is also intelligent, wouldn't doubt that she is selling collars to the underground for money, so she will want to plug that leak for the moment to not bring more heat at the moment, especially not the kind of attention that may get her and her gang involved with the events on kamp krusty
But she also sees an opportunity, after all humans are the biggest predator on the world so she will probably have a massive hate boner for us, so what bettter way than to test her little thing called the nighthowlers than with those that bought the collars?
Won't doubt Gill or Mr Black got them off from other hands in the underworld so they probably weren't the buyers that got them to america.
Well still Bellwether is kinda hard to writte at the moment due to not having a lot of a villain personality other than greed and her hate for predators.
Same for Doug who was really barely used other than hired muscle.
We never knew how she got those rams and who knows who else working for her so I will assume she has some pretty deep coffers to keep them happy, after all greed tends to be the most normal of sins.
She is also intelligent, wouldn't doubt that she is selling collars to the underground for money, so she will want to plug that leak for the moment to not bring more heat at the moment, especially not the kind of attention that may get her and her gang involved with the events on kamp krusty
But she also sees an opportunity, after all humans are the biggest predator on the world so she will probably have a massive hate boner for us, so what bettter way than to test her little thing called the nighthowlers than with those that bought the collars?
Won't doubt Gill or Mr Black got them off from other hands in the underworld so they probably weren't the buyers that got them to america.
Well still Bellwether is kinda hard to writte at the moment due to not having a lot of a villain personality other than greed and her hate for predators.
Same for Doug who was really barely used other than hired muscle.
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- He/Him
A) you also need tk take into account the bonuses of Abe and whatever hero unit you guys assign.
B) not sure if you are saying this in a joking manner or in a serious manner, but please don't order around people to write omake a. Those people use their turn and effort to write for a quest that they enjoy, don't boss them please. If you want omake bonuses so much write them yourself instead of forcing others to do it.
Hope this comment doesn't come as rude and in case you were saying in a joking manner I'm sorry if I got heated.
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- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
I was mostly joking but it's fine. Don't be afraid to lay down the law when one of us crosses a line!
I actually just did the math for the action based off of the omake bonuses for that action specifically and if we use Finale's spymaster ability to use his full intrigue score and put Mona on it then we succeed on a 24 or higher. Not even taking into account any other bonuses that people might throw on there
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- Arcadia
Hm, please forgive the confusion, but can Finale and Mona be assigned to the action simultaneously?
For some of our actions.
I say we buy Itchy and Scratchy right now, the DC is fairly low and just costs 1 income and we need more income resources considering it will take a while to flush out the spies and bring the plant up to 100%.
Especially with Burns lackey trying to sabotage stuff.
So we could spent this turn trying to flush out the spies and buy something cheap for better income and then we bring a lot more of the plant up to standards.
We do have only 9 income left after all.
I say we buy Itchy and Scratchy right now, the DC is fairly low and just costs 1 income and we need more income resources considering it will take a while to flush out the spies and bring the plant up to 100%.
Especially with Burns lackey trying to sabotage stuff.
So we could spent this turn trying to flush out the spies and buy something cheap for better income and then we bring a lot more of the plant up to standards.
We do have only 9 income left after all.
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- He/Him
Last time you unlocked the spymaster position and voted to have the Finale take that post.
He can sacrifice his ability to perform national and personal actions so you guys use their full intrigue stat instead of Abe's
Thoguht cannot be used twice In a row
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- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
Don't forget we have access to Bart this turn as a hero unit.
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- He/Him
Good plan plus with my omake rewards got a plus twenty for buying itchy and scratchy at the ready..
Also weren't we supposed to be getting bart as a temporary hero unit this turn?
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- Female
Bart has been added via Temporary Hero Unit
Are you going to explain this?
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- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
We have a hillbilly army now, what needs explaining?
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- Nice try
[] Plan: Clowns vs Hillibilies vs Zombies
-[] National Actions
–[] Martial: Capture The Birthday Bandit (DC Varies) (Willie) + Hillbilly Unit
–[] Diplomacy: Recruit Minions (DC 40) (Fat Tony)
–[] Diplomacy: Set up a meeting with a King (Doof, DC 40) (Flanders)
–[] Stewardship: Bring The Power Plant Up To Code (DC 40) (Apu) (2 Income)
–[] Stewardship: Upgrade Springfield Prison (DC 60) (Quimby Free) (Wilhelm)
–[] Stewardship: Restructure The Power Plant's Administration (DC 55) (Free)
–[] Intrigue: Flush Spies from the Power Plant (DC120) (Finale & Mona)
–[] Intrigue: Set Up Some Patrols In Springfield (DC 60) (Finale, Moe, & Bart) (1 Income)
–[] Intrigue: Develop Traps For The Company (DC 75) (Finale & Jasper)
–[] Learning: Increase The Safety Of Your Reactors (DC 70) (Frink)
–[] Occult: Research Necromancy? (DC 80) (Lena)
-[] Personal Actions
–[] Abe
—[] Spend Time With Your Son
—[] Hang Out With One Of Your Workers
—-[] Mona Simpson
—[] Jog Your Memory
—[] Practice Your Lying Skills (1/2 Progress)
–[] Flanders
—[] Attempt Blind Dating
–[] Jasper
—[] Try To Talk To The Mysterious Hecklers
–[] Frink
—[] Study That Weird Magic Book
–[] Fat Tony
—[] Find Jonny Tightlips
–[] Kaiser
—[] Find A New Home
–[] Apu
—[] Restock Your Weapons Stockpile
–[] Finale
—[] Full Spymaster Action
–[] Mona
—[] Visit your old home
–[] Willie
—[] Start an Irn-Bru Smuggling Operation
–[] Moe
—[] Practice Voodoo
–[] Lena
—[] Magically Look in on Webby
Basically Unoriginal plan but decide to replace the Occult Action for researching necromancy since the potential zombie apocalypse breweing in the cemetery should be dealt with right now.
-[] National Actions
–[] Martial: Capture The Birthday Bandit (DC Varies) (Willie) + Hillbilly Unit
–[] Diplomacy: Recruit Minions (DC 40) (Fat Tony)
–[] Diplomacy: Set up a meeting with a King (Doof, DC 40) (Flanders)
–[] Stewardship: Bring The Power Plant Up To Code (DC 40) (Apu) (2 Income)
–[] Stewardship: Upgrade Springfield Prison (DC 60) (Quimby Free) (Wilhelm)
–[] Stewardship: Restructure The Power Plant's Administration (DC 55) (Free)
–[] Intrigue: Flush Spies from the Power Plant (DC120) (Finale & Mona)
–[] Intrigue: Set Up Some Patrols In Springfield (DC 60) (Finale, Moe, & Bart) (1 Income)
–[] Intrigue: Develop Traps For The Company (DC 75) (Finale & Jasper)
–[] Learning: Increase The Safety Of Your Reactors (DC 70) (Frink)
–[] Occult: Research Necromancy? (DC 80) (Lena)
-[] Personal Actions
–[] Abe
—[] Spend Time With Your Son
—[] Hang Out With One Of Your Workers
—-[] Mona Simpson
—[] Jog Your Memory
—[] Practice Your Lying Skills (1/2 Progress)
–[] Flanders
—[] Attempt Blind Dating
–[] Jasper
—[] Try To Talk To The Mysterious Hecklers
–[] Frink
—[] Study That Weird Magic Book
–[] Fat Tony
—[] Find Jonny Tightlips
–[] Kaiser
—[] Find A New Home
–[] Apu
—[] Restock Your Weapons Stockpile
–[] Finale
—[] Full Spymaster Action
–[] Mona
—[] Visit your old home
–[] Willie
—[] Start an Irn-Bru Smuggling Operation
–[] Moe
—[] Practice Voodoo
–[] Lena
—[] Magically Look in on Webby
Basically Unoriginal plan but decide to replace the Occult Action for researching necromancy since the potential zombie apocalypse breweing in the cemetery should be dealt with right now.
This has been asked multiple times recently. Not normally. Finale is using his spymaster ability to sub his full intrigue score for Abe's on all intrigue actions, and Bart can only be put on actions with another hero unit (as a babysitter basically). Otherwise the answer is no
Prison is a lie?
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- He/Him
Prison is a lie?
Deep inside the newly upgraded Springfield prison a large green form was groaning on the floor of a large bare room, "Urg...what...happen?" Asked none other than Gill as they stood up rubbing their head with a scowl feeling like they had gotten hammered in the head with a entire tree, "Wait...where.."
he started to question looking around confused for just a moment before his memories of the last thing he remembered hit him and he let out a low growl as his eyes narrowed, "Those....fucking...SQUEEBS!" Gill roared out as he charged to the wall raising his fist while being filled with a level of hate he had only felt toward to that moron Stoppable...but the moment his fist touched the wall
BZZZZ
"ARGGG!"
He was blasted back by a powerful electrical energy and he found himself flung back his body smoking as he landed on his back, "Urg...what?" He managed to asked with a pained groan before hearing a voice laugh out, "Hehahaha took quite a shock to your system huh sonney boy~"
"What?" Gill growled out in irritation and confusion looking around for the source of the voice before looking up as a spot on the ceiling open and a tv screen lowered down before clicking on revealing the face of one those old idiots who had come to rescue all those brats, "Hows it going Gill was it?" Asked the old man with a wide amused smirk while Gill gave a low growl of fury, "Didn't get the chance to properly introduce myself before but i'm Abraham folks call me Abe Simpson."
"I don't care!" Gill roared out clenching his fists as he roared at the screen, "All I care about is leaving this dump and tearing you into pieces!" He roared out while the old man shook his head tsking, "That's no way to speak to your elders why back in my day we.."
"SHUT UP!" Gill roared out spewing some mutating mucus at the screen but it showed no damage and Abes voice continued as the ooze dripped down, "Now now is that the thanks I get to welcoming you to your new home~" Abe said with mock disappointment, "New home? You honestly think you can keep in this dump!"
Gill exclaimed out angrily before giving off a disbelieving laugh, "Well I should hope so considering all the trouble we went into renovating it just for you." Abe said with a annoyed grumble, "Well than you wasted your time and cash because i'll be free before lunch!" Gill exclaimed with a cocky grin, "And i'm in the mood for some cold delicious revenge.."
Gill said his eyes seeming to give off a malicious glow, "HA! Good luck with that you ugly guppy~" Abe scoffed out with a wide grin as Gill glared down hatefully at him, "Because I wasn't kidding we renovated this entire prison just for you.."
Abe bragged as the monitor flicked changing from the old man to....cartoon cat dressed up like Gill?...and seemed to be standing in a recreation ofhis current room, "you see even if you somehow escape this room which isn't likely. We have plenty of surprises in store for you." Abe told the mutant with a smug while Gill arched a brow watching as the cartoon cat dressed as him burst through the walls entering a hall way only for buzz saws to pop up out of the walls along with ray guns and flame throwers and what ensued was something Springfield citizen would know and love from straight out of Itchy and Scratchy violence and death
As Gill watched the cat dressed up like him getting chopped up and set on fire causing him to wince and that was only the start as the video showed more and more progress of the cat running around in some kinda maze
Being chased around by spinning tops of doom
Being torn to pieces by robotic dogs
Being ripped limb from limb by some kinda huge mutant mouse
Falling through trap doors to vats of icid, lava, or liquid nitroden
The more Gill watched the paler he got this....the crazy old coot couldn't be serious...right? RIGHT!? He couldn't have the authority to do this! Though as he thought the screen changed back to the old man and the cold look in Abes eyes said he was perfectly serious about this, "So I suggest you get comfy boy because you're going to be here for a long...long...LONG time~" He said before turning off the tv which retracted back into the ceiling while Gill found himself falling onto his knees in disbelief while looking nervously around with a feeling he hadn't felt since he was first mutated....terror.
Though unknown to him hidden security camera were displaying live footage of his fear back to Abe inside his office at the power plant, "Well looks like he bought it.." The old man said with a sigh of relief as he looked toward his employee, "We just need to hope he doesn't try to really escape that little box until the prison upgrades are ACTUALLY finished.."
He said with a grim frown looking to the resident zombie Kaiser who gave a smug nod, "it's like I told you the best kind of prison for enemy combatants will always be their own doubts and fears." The former leader of the German people said thinking about his years as a soldier before turning his focus back to Abe
"But even if he conquer his demons have no fear I'm sure the electric shocks we have running through the walls of that box and the knock out gas we have on stand by should hopefully keep his threat at bay until than."
The Kaiser said looking over at the security camera, "That and the army of angry hillbillies that we got guarding him." Abe added looking at the camera displaying that of Springfield woods where a large sound proof box like cell sat with a HUGE army of hillbillies lazing around but standing at the ready the moment Gill manages to by pass what defenses they could jury rigg right now not only a extra precaution against Gill but also a precaution of making sure Burns didn't get himself some new dangerous muscle by recruiting the last thing that slimey snake needed was not only a dangerous mutant...but one that could mutate others!
But he shook off that thought as Willheilm set down the blue prints and they started to go over the potential security upgrades for the prison both determined to make sure Gill would be kept safely away behind bars
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First, love the Hillbilly Army, we can even send Homer to hang out with them(he got along great with Cletus in a few episodes)
As for the Bandit, can we just run interference against Burns? like as an Intrigue action, we can making it harder to find the bandit while making it look like we are trying to catch him, it would make Mona happy, and to be honest, I don't want Syndrome to get his hands on anyone
As for the Bandit, can we just run interference against Burns? like as an Intrigue action, we can making it harder to find the bandit while making it look like we are trying to catch him, it would make Mona happy, and to be honest, I don't want Syndrome to get his hands on anyone
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Hmm had a question about one of Lena action. Does she somehow already know webby and her grandma are in Springfield or would she be in for a shock when she tries to use magic to check in on her?
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- NJ
Well with an option like this for her, pretty sure she knows Webby lives in our mansion.
Can you put bart with mona, in flushing out spies?. He has two traits that could help in this action ( aside for his intrigue).
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- England
Which of these actions is the free Springfield action we got from Quimby?