This is marginally less fair, it's been a while since I've been trusted or bothered to write out a speech, and longer than I've won a vote for one.

They're a bit long at times, but damn if they aren't inspirational. I think my problem with some of them was that the length prevents DP from adding his own nuance and characterization, and are a bit monologey.
I don't think I've seen a vote where you propose a speech; it doesn't win and the winning vote doesn't take your points, compress them down and throw them at DP to make something with (at least, most of your points), frequently with lines ripped straight from what you give us.

What am I to the tread then? I feel like the guy who points out occasional perspectives that might have been missed by the thread, but also, a bit... naggy :(
 
They're a bit long at times, but damn if they aren't inspirational. I think my problem with some of them was that the length prevents DP from adding his own nuance and characterization, and are a bit monologey.
I don't think I've seen a vote where you propose a speech; it doesn't win and the winning vote doesn't take your points, compress them down and throw them at DP to make something with (at least, most of your points), frequently with lines ripped straight from what you give us.

What am I to the tread then? I feel like the guy who points out occasional perspectives that might have been missed by the thread, but also, a bit... naggy :(

Length has never been an issue for DP. Whenever I have won a speech vote, he trims it on his own terms and adds his own flair to it. He has always done this. It has always been a thing.

When we sacrificed the mindflayer to grow the healing tree, it wasn't even my speech. I just modified it to make it flow better.

But then it was already really overwrought before I got my hands on it, I just increased the tempo of our hamminess.
 
Part MDLXXVII: Master of the Hearth
Master of the Hearth

Tenth Day of the Twelfth Month 292 AC

"And hosts should not hide behind glamours, so why should I consider you such?" you answer. It rankles more than you would be willing to admit that the fey striker had taken you in. "It is a pleasing mirage you've made here, but it makes it all the more obvious that you seek to hide something. How may I call you?"

"We weave glamours as men weave cloth," the 'bird' chirps indignantly. "Aught I call you a liar for wearing clothes upon your back?"

"I would not counsel offering insult, small one," Garin replies, his tone even and making no gesture more threatening then setting down his drink, but the meaning is clear.

The fey spirit seems to shrink in on itself for a moment but rallies swiftly. "You ate and you drank beneath this roof, guests thou art by the measure of those far greater than I."

"Even were it so, it would not be a great trial to cross a threshold twice," you remind the messenger. Then your point made you relent: "We mean no harm here and find no fault in what we have seen, though we would desire an audience with your lord." You allow the double meaning intentionally, for if the 'bird' speaks of the false lord Baratheon then you will have confirmation and if it takes you to some other spirit thinking it had tricked you then you can simply ask that one pointed questions.

"Follow then..." The thing rises from your cup with a nimbleness no common bird could match, then it races off, feathers still trailing wine. With one last look around your circle of friends, as bemused as you are, you rise to follow at a more sedate pace.

Unsurprisingly none of the patrons so much as bat an eye as the four of you follow a small golden bird across the common room, though some move instinctively aside, still busying themselves with food or drink or song, still caught up in the magic of this place.

The tiny golden guide leads you to the farthest corner of the room where you spy amidst the shadows that might be deeper than natural a door carved with twisting vines, worn but still lovingly polished to a honey-gold shine.

Ser Richard takes advantage of the moment you take to look at the carvings to step ahead of you which draws silent smiles from Tyene and Garin. Yet nothing come against you out of the shadows as you ascend an old but still solid stair into a small chamber furnished with all manner of uncommon things: from turtle shells gleaming in the sun to tiny golden bells hung on braids of hair, and an ancient bronze helm serving as a vessel for what looks to all the world like turnip soup, nothing is quite so odd as the creature sitting behind the desk as though it was a rampart.

A stout mankin no more than three feet high with a massive egg-shaped head almost half the size of its body all covered in bristly black hair save for a long pink nose, a pair of large bat-like ears, and eyes that glow golden orange like hearth-fire. A house spirit.


More power you see in that gaze than is common for the creature's usually shy and unassuming kind... and far less of the good nature for which they are also known. The creature sighs. "I am called Blazh, whom you might call master of this place. What is your business here oh, lords of distant lands?" he grumbles.

What do you answer?

[] Write in


OOC: Garin took the cue from your tone and got you through by intimidation, which of course has both its pros and cons.
 
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Oh, and how am I forgetting it? We are the players:

@Duesal is the Magpie Knight, may the loot be with him.
@Azel is the resident Devil, expert politician and economist, and the one responsible for Viserys' speeches.
@Artemis1992 is actually some kind of Fey/Protean Lord amalgamation and secretly wants the world to burn with amazing stories about plenty of dragons, liches and other stuff wreaking havoc so that he can have an interesting narrative.
@Fehu is the eugenics expert. Also rumored to have Mindflayer Grafts and be controlling some of us in secret.
@TotallyNotEvil is a Demon Prince in a lich's disguise. Also the munchkinery expert.

Any one I have forgotten, please add yourselves to the list!

@dpara the late. xD
dangit to slow to vote for Myrcella xD.
or
@dpara the "I will never forgive not creating a portal to the plane of naked dancing drow ladies."
 
What am I to the tread then? I feel like the guy who points out occasional perspectives that might have been missed by the t

You're the thing that goes bump BEEP in the night, much like @Crake youre pretty much here 24 / 7 - somehow - or atleast awaken to consume the blood updates of the QM.

@Tomcost I just think everything would be better if everybody were equally much man as machine, hydra, dragon, beholder, fey, actually scaly-kind, swamp-gas, angel, cat, sparkly annoying cat, aaand changeling. We'd all get along much better. Am chaotic good like that. :tongue:
 
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, BUT RISE TO BARTER AND QUIBBLE OVER THE DETAILS WITH THE AUTHOR.
 
The Scrolls erase them from existence, they don't just kill them all.

That's how "Fuck You Begone" they are.

Edit:

No really, erased conceptually. Like that scene where Marty is disappearing in his family photograph due to time paradox.
Then I don't want to use it on the Wisp or the Quasit's, what's the use in destroying them if they are so totally gone, we can't remember to feel the satisfaction of them being dead?
 
[X] We came to meet the lord of this lands, who offered to pay his brother's ransom and take him from our care. Unfortunatly we have reason to assume that the real Renly Baratheon might not be the one who made this offer. Now we are in the dilemma that handing over Lord Stannis might break the costums of hostage-holding and our own given word to return him to his kin and lands unharmed and not bespelled once the price is paid.
-[X] So we have come to have a look at this "Lord Renly" and his lands and see if he is one to hold to his word and act as the true lord of Storm's End should, or not.

Just the truth. I hope the little guy will get why we wouldn't want to risk becomming oathbreakers by trusting "Renly" without knowing him.
 
If he has a mind for human politics (not sure if most fey do) they would realize there could/is underlying reasons why we would care about the spirit of this agreement and not just the letter, given this is the Usurper's brother we're talking about.
 
If he has a mind for human politics (not sure if most fey do) they would realize there could/is underlying reasons why we would care about the spirit of this agreement and not just the letter, given this is the Usurper's brother we're talking about.
Not sure if he cares about that, but in this particular case even the letter of our words and of the common custom of hostage-taking is in danger.

Otherwise we could sell him to Slaver's Bay and claim to have kept our part if they just said they'd return him to Dragonstone.
 
Oh, and how am I forgetting it? We are the players:

@Duesal is the Magpie Knight, may the loot be with him.
@Azel is the resident Devil, expert politician and economist, and the one responsible for Viserys' speeches.
@Artemis1992 is actually some kind of Fey/Protean Lord amalgamation and secretly wants the world to burn with amazing stories about plenty of dragons, liches and other stuff wreaking havoc so that he can have an interesting narrative.
@Fehu is the eugenics expert. Also rumored to have Mindflayer Grafts and be controlling some of us in secret.
@TotallyNotEvil is a Demon Prince in a lich's disguise. Also the munchkinery expert.

Any one I have forgotten, please add yourselves to the list!

Evaunit02mark1, the lurker who thirts for chaos carnage and romance, but is often placated with the thought of SCIENCE.
 
What's the point of turning into a dragon if you don't even have a breathweapon?

Might as well just use templates.

Edit: I guess there's long distance flight. Nice gimmick.
-> 200ft flight.
-> 25 STR, six natural attacks.
-> +13 NA.
-> All undispellable, lasting effectively forever, for free.
-> Can still cast.

And then comes the fucking Planetar form.
 
-> 200ft flight.
-> 25 STR, six natural attacks.
-> +13 NA.
-> All undispellable, lasting effectively forever, for free.
-> Can still cast.

And then comes the fucking Planetar form.
Still a lot worse than our even bigger (relative to HD) dragon-form.
That also comes with full casting and full BAB.
And fat DR and extra-skillpoints.

You are taking a Sorcerer and giving him the body of a dragon, permanently and at no drawback, not even a single casting-level lost and then you complain when Dany gets about half as many goodies for a smaller dragonshape.
 
Oh, and how am I forgetting it? We are the players:

@Duesal is the Magpie Knight, may the loot be with him.
@Azel is the resident Devil, expert politician and economist, and the one responsible for Viserys' speeches.
@Artemis1992 is actually some kind of Fey/Protean Lord amalgamation and secretly wants the world to burn with amazing stories about plenty of dragons, liches and other stuff wreaking havoc so that he can have an interesting narrative.
@Fehu is the eugenics expert. Also rumored to have Mindflayer Grafts and be controlling some of us in secret.
@TotallyNotEvil is a Demon Prince in a lich's disguise. Also the munchkinery expert.

Any one I have forgotten, please add yourselves to the list!
Well, since everyone else is doing It...
I'm not sure were i fit in the thread, i guess i am a bit of a wildcard, random comments, creating and spreading memes, occasionally campaign for some project.
Try to recruit everything that moves -and if we can carry It, It can move-, no matter how evil, inconvenient, or outright crazy It is.
 
Still a lot worse than our even bigger (relative to HD) dragon-form.
That also comes with full casting and full BAB.
And fat DR and extra-skillpoints.

You are taking a Sorcerer and giving him the body of a dragon, permanently and at no drawback, not even a single casting-level lost and then you complain when Dany gets about half as many goodies for a smaller dragonshape.

+1

Edit: But really, just the breath weapon and FP wouldn't be any more bonkers than Viserys' class. So far your main argument has been for Dany to not be able to just "dragon better-er than we dragon". She won't.

At this point I'd settle for just the breath weapon. It's not like she'll be able to apply metamagics through it like we eventually will.
 
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[X] We came to meet the lord of this lands, who offered to pay his brother's ransom and take him from our care. Unfortunatly we have reason to assume that the real Renly Baratheon might not be the one who made this offer. Now we are in the dilemma that handing over Lord Stannis might break the costums of hostage-holding and our own given word to return him to his kin and lands unharmed and not bespelled once the price is paid.
-[X] So we have come to have a look at this "Lord Renly" and his lands and see if he is one to hold to his word and act as the true lord of Storm's End should, or not.

Just the truth. I hope the little guy will get why we wouldn't want to risk becomming oathbreakers by trusting "Renly" without knowing him.

Are you willing to offer anything for information?
 
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