Reminds me of Internet Historian's Weapons episode on Incognito Mode. Our indestructible love for our fellow comrades will see us through all challenges!
Edit: Ah, fuck it. Changed my vote from Tropical Workers Paradise, Tiger King seems like the craziest, most unpredictable option.
Adhoc vote count started by HeroCooky on Jan 5, 2022 at 8:35 AM, finished with 72 posts and 37 votes.
[X] Plan: Big Gay Tropical Workers Paradise -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou. Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth. -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Island -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1970 -[X][GOVERNMENT] --[X] People -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] The Tanks are in good form today. -[X][INDUSTRY] --[X] You can create your own vehicles. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] Another one to the throne. -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] The people of your nation have always had remarkably open and equal attitudes on gender and sexuality. Your treatment of all citizens who are not straight cis-men is decades ahead of the rest of the world.
[X] Plan Mostly Moderate -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou. Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth. -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Archipelago -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1990 -[X][GOVERNMENT] --[X] People -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] The new camo on the artillery makes a good showing. -[X][INDUSTRY] -[X] Creating basic machines is barely within your grasp. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] It can only get better. -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] Stubborn Roots: The people of Guangchou are heir to the most ancient continuously practiced religion on earth. Xiwa, worship of the spirits of the land, is deeply bound to your people. Nothing - absolutely nothing - not your father, not the Chinese, not Hollywood - has been capable of suppressing its practice. On the plus side, this has made your people incredibly resilient and loyal to each other - your National identity is as permanent as the mountains. On the minus side, this does mean you have a massive cultural force to deal with, for better or worse.
[X]Plan: Horse Vietnam -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Free Democratic Peoples of the Glorious Holy Republic of Manchiawo, Shield of the North, Bastion of Freedom and Liberty, Master of the Horde, and the Leader of the East -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Northern Region -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1970 -[X][GOVERNMENT] --[X] Generals -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department had them tagged the very moment they thought against you. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] This will take a lot of time. Ugh. -[X][INDUSTRY] --[X] Creating basic machines is barely within your grasp. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] It can only get better. -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] National Solidarity: The people of Manchiawo have been invaded and occupied by many nations for centuries, however, they have always resisted. Having thrown back countless occupiers, the people have grown into a collective identity where they prioritize the people if they are ever invaded or influenced by foreign powers, over ideals and such.
[X] Plan: Tropical Workers Paradise -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou. Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth. -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Island -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1970 -[X][GOVERNMENT] --[X] People -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] The Tanks are in good form today. -[X][INDUSTRY] --[X] You can create your own vehicles. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] Another one to the throne. -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] tba
[X] Plan: Tropical Paradise -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou. Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth. -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Archipelago -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1970 -[X][GOVERNMENT] -[X] Party -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department had them tagged the very moment they thought against you. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] This will take a lot of time. Ugh. -[X][INDUSTRY] --[X] You can create your own vehicles. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] Cheer him on! -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] Unusually Fertile Coral Reefs
[X] Plan: Not Too imbalanced nation -[X] The Free Farmer's and Workers Democratic Socialist Soviet Vanguard Republic In Guangchou A.K.A FFWDSSVRG -[X] Peninsula -[X][GOVERNMENT] -[X] Party -[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. -[X] The Tanks are in good form today. -[X] Creating basic machines is barely within your grasp. -[X] Hope it gets better. --[X] SIgnficant Oil Deposit: shortly before your father death a "miracle" happened and he was "shown" the location of an significant OIl deposit in the north of the country this is certain to be a grreat source of wealth especialy in the middle of the Oil shock? you'll just need a little bit of foreign help to set up the infratructure ... and hope they let you have some of the profit, or at least employ unqualified labor locally ? ho and be carfull about developing an Oil addiction you dont want you're economy to collapse when the price change, or the deposit dries up.
[X] Plan: Tropical Workers Paradise -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou. Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth. -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Island -[X][TIMEPERIOD] --[X] 01.04.1970 -[X][GOVERNMENT] --[X] People -[X][SECRET SERVICE] --[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. -[X][MILITARY] --[X] The Tanks are in good form today. -[X][INDUSTRY] --[X] You can create your own vehicles. -[X][SOCIAL ENGINEERING] --[X] Another one to the throne. -[X][UNIQUE FEATURE WRITE IN] --[X] You have no idea how your father managed to move it from England to your nation without the British finding out, but on the National Square of the Proletariat stands the actual, genuine Tomb of Karl Marx.
[X] Soviet Nuclear shipbreaking : One of the bays of your nation is home to a fleet of half dismanteled, scuttled and decaying Soviet Nuclear submarines. Though your father had hope of recovering some or reclaiming the facilities, for now the bay serves primarily to generate worrying international coverage and attract international relief.
[X] [PLAN] You're A Star, Mr. President
- [X] [NATION NAME] The People's New Republics of Shengdu
- [X] [LANDMASS] Archipelago
- [X] [TIMEPERIOD] 01.04.1990
- [X] [GOVERNMENT] People
- [X] [SECRET SERVICE] The Department caught most. -[X] The Tanks are in good form today. -[X] Creating basic machines is barely within your grasp.
- [X] [SOCIAL ENGINEERING] Cheer him on!
- [X] [UNIQUE FEATURE]Owing to your constant presence among your people (with help from your friends in the Department of Glorious Truth and History), you have ascended to leadership a celebrity among those in the Communist circles. From Chinese and Soviet movie productions to singing to the people of the capital every morning, you have made a glamorous name for yourself. Now with your father's untimely passing, you hope to bring that star-power to your country in what will be your most FABULOUS show yet!
[X] Plan: When All You Have Is A Hammer And Sickle -[X] Liberated People's Republic of Blessed Guangchou Soldiers', Workers' and Peasants' Democracies -[X] Peninsula -[X] 01.04.1970 -[X] Generals -[X] The Department managed to catch some. -[X] This will take a lot of time. Ugh. -[X] You can barely produce native steel. -[X] Another one to the throne. -[X] Guangchou Patriotic Vanguard: The Super-Elite Special Forces of the army. Select members of the population are secretly conscripted at a young age and thenceforth trained to be "Ultra-Soldiers" for the Revolution. They are from, their childhoods, heavily trained in all aspects of war and conditioned to be fanatically loyal to Guanchou, the Revolution and the Leader.
[X] [PLAN] Tiger King -[X][NATION NAME] --[X] 由我們永生輪迴的虎帝統治的威嚴島樂園,必將永享平和與榮華富貴! -[X][LANDMASS] --[X] Island --[X] 01.04.1970 --[X] Party --[X] The Department got everyone before they could even leave their homes. --[X] The Tanks are in good form today. --[X] You can create your own vehicles. --[X] Another one to the throne. --[X] Why we have a Tiger slashing thru a westerners ship as part of our National Flag (or alternatively: an example of why we're crazy bastards. Crazy bastards that are good at making sophisticated old tech, but F-ing crazy) --[X] Despite the years of toil, of strife, of big old China trying to cow us into "joining up" with them. Of tsunamis and westerners attacking our shores. Yet we have stood strong! We have persevered! More even when the Westerns sailed to our most glorious and humblest of island homes and demanded entry at the threat of their cannon balls, we just loaded our catapults, trebuchets, and ballistas with diseased animal corpses, Majestic Island Paradise Fire (Greek Fire varient but we invented it first!), wasp hives, sturdy pottery filled poisonous snakes, even dung and their own cannonballs with "Ours are bigger! Try harder, we didn't feel a thing!" written in them! 1 of our history's most cunning Heroine, Azure Kai-Fat, even captured a live Tiger and loaded it up onto a catapult and landed it onto the captain of a most impertinent ship that thought they could ram our best beautiful sandy beach in a vain attempt to take control of our shoreline! That Great 🐅 mauled no less 10 foreigners before giving it's life to keep them distracted while we invaded them instead!
And the Gay Communism has won by a landslide, furthering the Social Revolution decades ahead of any other nation! All hail our most fabulous Great Leader Wei Jungmin, may he eternally lead the people of The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou, Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity and Paradise on Earth!
I need two people to roll me a 1d2-1, please and thank you.
Purge post where you'll send innocents into the deathcamps to be tortured to death so you can retain power while you order mass arrests incoming.
Guangchou (Full name: The Most Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Guangchou, Light of All Nations, Defender of Humanity, and Paradise on Earth) is a nation-state situated south of the Japanese Main Island and east of Taiwan. It has existed since 1937 after Wei Cai and the Glorious Banner Of Humanity executed the Royal Family of the Queendom of Ghangchi and threw the British off the Island[Citation needed]. The nation is subdivided into 7 Districts and is officially an Autocratic Totalitarian Democracy led by a Great Leader chosen directly by the Citizenry. However, it has more in common with a Hereditary Autocratic Dictatorship.
As the parade continues, you make some small talk with those loyal Ministers and Generals you had appointed or held from the reign of your father. But, unfortunately, though you tried your best to gain as many allies as possible and ensure that as many people stayed as honest as possible, some among your father's confidants and those working for the nation proved to be disloyal. So it was with shame in your heart and anger in your mind that you signed their death warrants and initiated the purges needed to clean what purity remained.
[][Purge]
(Pick those that will die. You pay/gain the cost/reward of those that survive the Purge. Remember: Story>Numbers) -[] Progressives
Those who wish to advance the revolution in all aspects, be they economic, socially, or political. They see the fight and the revolution not as a done deal but an everlasting fight. Which could be harmful if you won't advance as they think you should.
(-20 Reputation) -[] Technocrats
The drive to advance the world of science is not lost to your people or nation. You may not be the best in creating the cutting edge, but you certainly know your way around numbers and how to invent, as well as how to create innovative solutions with old technologies. Like that time you chucked a tiger at the British with a catapult! However, the Technocrats go a step further, seeing science as the only way to achieve a World Revolution.
(-30 Reputation) -[] Wei-Ists
Those who hold to your father's strain of ideology of the communist way are called Wei-Ists. In you, they see a continuation of his policies from another hand and will try to guide you into that direction, subtly or by force if they must. But they are loyal, for now...
(+5 Reputation) -[] Militarists
What is a nation that cannot defend itself from its enemies, one that will fall the moment a foreign boot falls onto its sovereign soil? These people stand, breathe, and die for a strong nation, ready to shield the people from all threats, within and without.
(+15 Reputation) -[] Old Guard
When the revolution freed the people, these elder men and women stood by your father and the Glorious Banner of Humanity. They stood and guided your people as you upscaled your nation's industry, elevating it to what it is today. With them by your side, legitimacy will never be a problem. But they have seen things their way for a long time and may not like what changes your reign will bring.
(+25 Reputation) -[] Nationalists
Guangchou will, no; it must stand firm on its feet, alone if we must! We cannot allow ourselves to become mere slaves and puppets once more, and we mustn't fall into the complacency of having strong allies stand with us. They could fail, they could stab us in the back, and they could never pull the weight when we need them the most.
(+5 Reputation) -[] Populists
The people cry out their needs, and we answer with what they want to hear.
(+15 Reputation) -[] Internationalists
We all need to work together to bring about the final revolution, be it with the silken glove of diplomacy or the iron fist of arms. Then, the people will free the world, know their power, and make the world a village as it was always meant to be.
(-25 Reputation) -[] Isolationists
Man, fuck China, fuck the world, fuck everything. Guangchou is where we should put our focus and nowhere else.
(???) -[] Industrialists
The people's strength rests upon their backs, lays within their hands, and is brought forth by their minds. In the crucible of the factory is our will made, with the casting of steel are our cries heard, and with the thunder of artillery will our might be felt.
(+10 Reputation)
To your surprise, you find out that Ja Ming adopted a son with her wife, an event you completely missed due to all of the work you had to do to hold onto power. It chafes at you that you missed that, but you put that aside to be happy for her. You ignore the disgusted stare of the Chinese Ambassador trying to maintain as much distance between him and "Them" as he can without appearing impolite. You'll make sure to annoy him for that later in the day, cause man, fuck that guy.
[](Middlefinger To The Chinese Ambassador - How?)
(He is lactose intolerant, hates the heat and is glad for the AC from the mainland, is extremely picky and exact about his tea, and hates the gays.)
And as the minute's tick by, and regiments of loyal soldiers march with perfect salutes and uniforms, as the tanks rumble forth with mighty cannons displayed and shining with pride, you begin to walk forwards to the microphones as the parade draws to a close. It is time for you to give your speech to the people, the one where you will tell them their future and how they will bring it forth.
[](Executive Order - You can make a law, change, or policy as your first act right here and now. It will be done, without question as the people heard you say it, but depending on which faction survived the Purge, you may have troubles on your hand depending on what you made.)
[The First 5-Year Plan]
(What is its name? The more ostentatious and fitting, the more I'll be inclined to give you a bonus for your first round.)
(What do you intend to achieve until 1975? (Turns are six months))
(On what do you put your focus? (+1 to the dice for four rounds))
(Do you give any concrete promises?)
(Do you make any concrete threats?)
(If you actually write the speech, I will give you (if your plan wins the vote) both a Threadmark and boni to actions mentioned.)
One-day moratorium.
A New Child And A New Leader
Ja Ming had never thought she would adopt her son the same day that her old and long-time friend Jungmin would succeed his father, but here she is. And now she looks into the future, reminded by her child of the weight she and him now carry.
(+4 to the first healthcare or social program.)
Political Exile
Zhao Chin hates being in this nation of backward savages that celebrate the disease of homosexuality. He even had to stand near one of these mentally diseased undesirables when the inauguration happened! Thankfully, with the new Wei now on the throne, he'll be able to steer him in the right direction! He knows when a man only acts the part rather than partake in this insanity here. And he has written the perfect letter that'll change his mind about them...
(+1 to Chinese Relations.)
A Proud Child
Zu has just finished their seventh year in school and has managed to be a good enough child to be with their father behind the scenes of the parade rather than in the crowds. And they just saw Wei Jungmin walk by, congratulating their father on a job well done for the electrics!
(+4 to the first propaganda or international relations)
[](Middlefinger To The Chinese Ambassador - How?)
-[] Assign him an extremely attractive, swishy young man in a miniskirt as his personal liaison. Specifically, that one from the kitchens who you know will be delighted with the opportunity.
[X](Middlefinger To The Chinese Ambassador - How?)
-[X] Assign him an extremely attractive, swishy young man in a miniskirt as his personal liaison. Specifically, that one from the kitchens who you know will be delighted with the opportunity.
Plan wise, I'm thinking a focus on modernization of infrastructure and industry is in order. With so little agriculture to feed ourselves we need to rely on foreign imports to keep from starving. Staying relevant in global trade is important.
Less sure on the purges save that having both the progressives and technocrats survive is going to cost us dearly.
I'm just assuming the secret service and military votes were blatant lies. Secret service probably is utter trash and just picked a bunch of innocents, military I'm not sure what it means yet.
No, purge none of them and let them fight it out. If they want someone to be purged, they have to send out a representative to fight the other faction that they want to be purged, representative. The strong live, and the weak die.
[](Middlefinger To The Chinese Ambassador - How?)
-[] Assign him an extremely attractive, swishy young man in a miniskirt as his personal liaison. Specifically, that one from the kitchens who you know will be delighted with the opportunity.
In my head, because Japan and China gave in to foreigners because of similar reasons as foreigners with more advanced and dangerous guns, the people of Majestic Island Paradise like to talk shit about the Chinese and especially the Japanese for just giving in.
The Old Guard I have some difficulty working with and the Nationalists too.
Like that time you chucked a tiger at the British with a catapult! However, the Technocrats go a step further, seeing science as the only way to achieve a World Revolution.
If we have to, I say with Old Guard and Isolationists. They will be the easiest to take out. I would rather keep the Wei-Ists as they are an easy source of support for us.