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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Crake said:
Oh yeah, she's getting the Tor treatment from her Goddess.

Because Gods aren't very creative.
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Not sure, this is Lolth.

She always has a degree of randomness in her decisions. He most favored followers might get perma-killed in her afterlife by sheer bad luck, or someone completly useless might get a second chance because she feels like it.

She is a goddess of Chaos.
 
[] Hang him like his kin, no skin off our back

I really, really wanna do this. Just to finally have another act of spite.

But the other option is far more reasonable than what I can conjure.

[X] Crake

Let it fly Crake, let it fly.
 
Artemis1992 said:
Not sure, this is Lolth.

She always has a degree of randomness in her decisions. He most favored followers might get perma-killed in her afterlife by sheer bad luck, or someone completly useless might get a second chance because she feels like it.

She is a goddess of Chaos.
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Chaos and malice and yet plans like by a spider woven, Lolth is the CE deity other CE deities curse and call random.
 
[X] His Freedom as Tyrion Casterly, and all the other Lannisters who will forsake that name and take his, should they pledge their loyalty to us.

I know it probably won't win, but I kinda want the Lannister powerbase in one spot. So that when Drider Demon Cersei comes, the damages can be limited from the other bystanders.
 
Can Cersei ever be a serious threat for all of us? Unlike F!Aegon and Tiamat's gets, she's not exactly... useful.

Well, aside from being a Demon's favourite Mirrorvision show for being such a miserable fuck-up.
 
Takesis said:
[X] His Freedom as Tyrion Casterly, and all the other Lannisters who will forsake that name and take his, should they pledge their loyalty to us.

I know it probably won't win, but I kinda want the Lannister powerbase in one spot. So that when Drider Demon Cersei comes, the damages can be limited from the other bystanders.
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That just increases the risk from the Lannister gaggle to plot against us and Drider Cersei better bring some backup if she wants to get at her kids.

Also, we already restored House Casterly. The name is taken.
 
Takesis said:
@Jack vile Ripper, WTF again?!

Are you threatening me or something? Because there's only two fishes in this thread and only @Goldfish breath's air!
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Buddy. I've been locked up inside my room, half-starving.

I'm starting to see colours on the side of the wall. Colours that aren't even real.

If I'm going crazy, I'm going to drag all of you with me. Me and my 30+ wacko PfPs. Each night, a different face.
 
Azel said:
Also, we already restored House Casterly. The name is taken.
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Since when, and with whom?

I toyed with the idea of making them take on this name at some point for ironic purposes, but we never actually went through with it.

We did restore a Reyne to Castamere to spite Tywin.
 
Crake said:
Since when, and with whom?

I toyed with the idea of making them take on this name at some point for ironic purposes, but we never actually went through with it.

We did restore a Reyne to Castamere to spite Tywin.
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I was thinking of the Reynes.

And I'd rather not shit on the Casterlys by giving their name to the Lannisters.

I'd vastly prefer to make them all Hills until they have shown the merit necessary for creating a new name for themselves.
 
It pleases me greatly that House Reyne is back up and running. I hope we get to see Tywin's reaction to that before his execution.
 
Takesis said:
I know it probably won't win, but I kinda want the Lannister powerbase in one spot. So that when Drider Demon Cersei comes, the damages can be limited from the other bystanders.
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What Lannister powebase? Anyone worth a damn is either captured and going to be executed, captured and being turned into a book then executed, sent to the Warlocks, sent to one of our many vassals, stripped of lands and titles and told to pound sand or dead. Tyrion will just be the guy who adds a new fate for the Lannister-being placed in the Scholarium under the strictest of conditions with Inquisition knives at his throat at all times
 
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Crake said:
[X] Arrange to have Tommen fostered in Braavos at the Sealord's Palace, learning useful skills that will serve him later in life.

[X] Arrange to have Joffrey fostered with Yohn Royce in Runestone, learning how to be a Knight with such wild notions as... protecting the weak and helpless... holding to ones vows... not betraying their liege lord. After witnessing the Kingsguard, you'd rather bet on a proven model.
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seeing as we are trying to kill house Lanister as a political body and erase any sort of noble standing they might have left so sending them to foster with powerful noble and political figures might be a bit counter productive so how about instead Tommen is fostered among the glass makers guild of Myr this will both allow him to learn useful skills that will serve him later in life while also killing any hope of political aspirations in Westeros since in the eyes of the nobles who might use him to restore the statuesque he will be little better than commoner having been raised by foreigners and craftsmen at that

as for Joffrey send him off the Archons to be raised into a paladin of Lawful good sworn to the Imperium effectively removing his ability to go against us as rebelling against your rightful liege lord whom his sworn an oath of fealty too is most certainly a violation his paladin oaths which would leave him powerless otherwise we could gain an asset
 
I mean, there also were the Lannisport Lannisters who got told to pound dirt and their possessions handed to an Ironborn.

We have thoroughly shat on the family.
 
The core benefit of spreading them out is to culturally isolate them from each other.

Joffrey would grow up as a Westerosi hedge knight.
Myrcella as a Qarthen warlock.
Tommen as a Braavosi merchant or bureaucrat.
Tyrions life will be dominated by Imperial academia.

These people will not have much common ground in 10 to 20 years.
 
You know I hope you guys have something nice for Yohn when he is done with Joffrey. He may not be the little monster he is in canon at this age, but turning someone who has just come from the care of Cersei and the not-care of Robert into even a decent knight will not be an easy task. :V
 
DragonParadox said:
You know I hope you guys have something nice for Yohn when he is done with Joffrey. He may not be the little monster he is in canon at this age, but turning someone who has just come from the care of Cersei and the not-care of Robert into even a decent knight will not be an easy task. :V
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Probably a new body for him and his wife and a villa on the Moon... if we ever get there!

C'mon, we need Moonsong to evolve into a Moon Elf people!
 
DragonParadox said:
You know I hope you guys have something nice for Yohn when he is done with Joffrey. He may not be the little monster he is in canon at this age, but turning someone who has just come from the care of Cersei and the not-care of Robert into even a decent knight will not be an easy task. :V
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What does he want? We can make it happen.

Our friends get all the best toys.
 
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