Naru: Wow, that was really impressive, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Of course it was, I'm awesome like that.
Usagi: Alright, everyone be on guard. Who knows what the Dark Kingdom's got in store?
Kimiko: Wait, what do you know about the Dark Kingdom?
*group slowly turns to face the police officer*
Usagi: …Umm, how much did you-
Kimiko: Talking cat, man with dog ears, casting magic at a sword. Look, normally I'd be asking you to come to the station for questioning, but my men have most likely been kidnapped, and I don't have the time to babysit some civilians. I don't know what you…amateur magical sleuths have been up to, but the agents of the Dark Kingdom are worse than you can possibly imagine. I'd appreciate the…swordsman's assistance, but I can't in good conscience let a bunch of teenagers be endangered by this operation.
Tenou: …Amateur magical sleuths? I'll have you know that you are-
Usagi: That you are absolutely right! Yes, we are just…teenagers with a few cantrips, who are… the secret eyes and ears of the REAL magical warriors, the Sailor Senshi!
Kimiko: …The Sailor Senshi?
Usagi: Yep, powerful fighters sworn to defend the world from the evil forces of the Dark Kingdom. But, obviously, they can't just go walking down the streets of Japan to look for evil, they'd stand out like a sore thumb. That's why they've asked our little group to identify and locate dens of the Dark Kingdom before we go and…send out the magic signal so they know to arrive and beat up the bad guys.
Kimiko: …So you mean to tell me that you've been aiding and abetting a group of vigilantes instead of going to the police?
Michiru: No offense, but given what we heard about the raid on the bakery, it seems that the police…have difficulties with direct confrontations with the Dark Kingdom. When we were approached by the Sailor Senshi, they said that going to them would mean more dead Youma and few dead civilians.
Usagi: We had hoped to go a little further in to confirm things, but I guess that now's a good time as any to go back to the shrine and send out the signal, and safely wait until this is all taken care of.
Kiriko: Can you show me what the magic signal looks like? If the police had the means to contact-
Usagi: NO! Um, I mean, they're secret runes and such that the Sailor Senshi specifically entrusted us with to use in case we found a hideout. They'll be here in a few minutes, tops. Alright, Mystery Team, let's go call the cavalry!
*Usagi starts walking down the tunnel toward the shrine, the other girls follow*
Kimiko: …Do you think we have time to wait?
Inuyasha: …Yeah, the Prissy Pals have teleportation magic or something. They'll be here faster than you think.