Phobos: Hey, Rei, we need to talk.
Rei: Guys, I'm trying to get the fires to reveal who's been stealing away the people who come to visit. Can't it wait?
Deimos: Well, no, this is actually rather important.
Rei: Bah, fine. Lost my concentration, anyway. What's going on?
Phobos: What do you know about the blonde girl who came to visit today?
Rei: What, Usagi? I don't know, she seemed nice enough. Wait, did Grandfather scare her off with chores?
Deimos: Not as such. She revealed to us that she is, in fact, the reincarnation of Princess Serenity of the Moon Kingdom.
Rei: ...The who of the what now?
Phobos: The Moon Kingdom was an ancient civilization of magic and technology of which your studies and gizmos are but mere shadows. And yes, they lived on the actual moon. Apparently, one of her ancestral enemies has managed to infiltrate this shrine, and she will most likely need your help to handle it.
Deimos: Yes, and after you prove your worth by aiding in dealing with the threat, we will need to discuss the appropriate etiquette and traditions befitting a royal suitor.
Rei: Wait, some jerk snuck in here and is responsible for...wait, SUITOR!?
Phobos: The Princess is clearly infatuated with you, and your Grandfather already gave his blessings for the courtship.
Deimos: Even if nothing ultimately comes of it, you will still be in a prime position to ingratiate yourself in a new royal court of magic.
Rei: I'm not getting married to someone I just met, guys! This isn't the dark ages!
Phobos: Well, of course it isn't. Betrothal to some brutish warlord would have been a waste, but to a scion of cosmic royalty, why, that's an opportunity you grab onto with both hands.
Rei: Gahhh!