Would it be that tricky to implant a "Control Animal" spell into it that requires Celtigar blood to activate?
Yes. We have exactly zero ways to do that and never did any research on it.

Also, I'm not sure why, besides meming, we would gift CR 15 murder beasts to random nobles.
I'm 95% sure we did order and make one, since I added it to his "assigned forces" since:

It's been there for a few months.
I reckon it must've been in a non-Forge!Order vote or something.
That was definitely meant for anti-illithid forces around Gogossos, not this Celtigar nonsense.
 
Would it be that tricky to implant a "Control Animal" spell into it that requires Celtigar blood to activate?
I figure Celtigar would probably be more appreciative of more practical gifts of equal value rather than a Colossal-sized murder crab that's really only good for flexing at his neighbors and repelling oceanborn invasions.

28,800 IM can purchase a lot of basic enchanted gear, Valyrian Steel weapons, Magebred mounts, etc. IIRC, the crab was intended to defend Gogossos.
 
That was definitely meant for anti-illithid forces around Gogossos, not this Celtigar nonsense.
IIRC, the crab was intended to defend Gogossos.
See the timeline:
Don't forget to vote, or make a variation of my plan, if you want to purchase more. @Duesal?
Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Jan 20, 2020 at 8:13 PM, finished with 46 posts and 5 votes.
I'm good. I mainly just want a crab for Lord Celtigar. If you wanna stack templates on a Flesh Forged on that's fine, but I'd be equally okay with a normal one as his mount.

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We should make him one of @Azel's Half-Dragon CR15 crabs, @Goldfish. People would shit bricks. 😂
And then I added making one into a forge-vote and no one argued against the concept.

You chimed in with "how to make the thing even deadlier" a time or two too.

Culminating in:
[] 1 Half-Dragon Shipwrecker Crab, 28,800 IM total - for lord Celtigar


I have nothing against making more, but we voted on making that shitpost-creature, and spent money on it, so it's there now.
Always has been Been for months.
 
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See the timeline:



And then I added making one into a forge-vote and no one argued against the concept.

You chimed in with "how to make the thing even deadlier" a time or two too.

Culminating in:




I have nothing against making more, but we voted on making that shitpost-creature, and spent money on it, so it's there now.
Always has been Been for months.
I'm not arguing that we haven't made the crab, but that we didn't hand it out off-screen to some random noble who has no means to control it.

I was definitely unaware that there was some earmark to that effect.
 
Eh, I have no investment into the matter, so whatever.

I just added it in support of someone's desire to semi-shitpost.
Not the first time, not the last time.

Still felt necessary to present the timeline for how shit ended up ad it did.

It's not like I even remember who this Celtigar guy is, anyway. I even write the name correctly only b/c I had to edit the Crab in and out a few times throughout the lists.
 
I'm not arguing that we haven't made the crab, but that we didn't hand it out off-screen to some random noble who has no means to control it.

I was definitely unaware that there was some earmark to that effect.
I'm not particularly invested in this and won't complain about it being stationed at Gogossos.
 
Well, it's not the 32nd of December, at the very least.
One bullet dodged...

Happy 2021 y'all.
 
Us lit geeks prefer "prologue".

Perhaps the music majors in the room might prefer "prelude".

Bee Tee Dubs, it doesn't get better from here. In fact it is going to get Super Worse.
 
In 2020, you learned to deal with COVID-19...

But coming in 2021, Ebola X, Airborne Edition! ☣

Well, that shit would be scary.

Us lit geeks prefer "prologue".

Perhaps the music majors in the room might prefer "prelude".

Bee Tee Dubs, it doesn't get better from here. In fact it is going to get Super Worse.

I hoped that the rest of the world would eventually get better. I guess I'll see.
 
If y'all start subscribing to an alternate reality where we somehow unfuck this situation, let me know.
 
Gonna need some more votes, ya'll, assuming DP doesn't wake up in some strange person's bed tomorrow morning without his pants, phone, or ID and with no memory of how he got there. That could delay the update a bit... :p
 
Gonna need some more votes, ya'll, assuming DP doesn't wake up in some strange person's bed tomorrow morning without his pants, phone, or ID and with no memory of how he got there. That could delay the update a bit... :p
[X] Goldfish

As long as he doesn't wake up in a wagon to the mutterings of a bearded blonde dude about how DP's finally awake and how he walked into that Imperial ambush too...
 
Does the text-to-speech translate hiccups and such properly when yer drunk, DP?
Gotta teeeeest that!
:V

[X] Goldfish
 
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