A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

@DragonParadox Just to note...

...you're going to highlight with Zherys and Viserys mutually having a hissy fit over having to go back into the Feywild and seriously contemplating whether or not accidentally a few war crimes isn't on the docket after all?

Because seriously... again?!

Why do people keep wanting to escape through the Feywild?! Why can't it ever be the Shadow Realm?!

Or something less Fey, IDK!

DragonParadox · Dec 11, 2020

Crake said:
@DragonParadox Just to note...

...you're going to highlight with Zherys and Viserys mutually having a hissy fit over having to go back into the Feywild and seriously contemplating whether or not accidentally a few war crimes isn't on the docket after all?

Because seriously... again?!

Why do people keep wanting to escape through the Feywild?! Why can't it ever be the Shadow Realm?!

Or something less Fey, IDK!

Limbo would not be all that saner.

Takesis · Dec 11, 2020

Crake said:
Why can't it ever be the Shadow Realm?!

It might be due to the Lying Snake who's still there somewhere or might be due to the city ruled by an immortal tyrant.

In my opinion? Because it's full of hags, and the Feywild has nymphs. So, would you rather wrinkled saggy or full bouncy?

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
Limbo would not be all that saner.

If it was Limbo, we'd be thinking "at least it's not the Feywild" and that's the straight up facts.

Which is why no one is ever fleeing into Limbo. It's Feywild this! Feywild that! OOOOH BOY, LET'S GO PULL US A RUNNER INTO THE FEYWILD!

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

Takesis said:
In my opinion? Because it's full of hags, and the Feywild has nymphs. So, would you rather wrinkled saggy or full bouncy?

Why must we suffer or indulge the obstacles imposed upon base and lesser men?

A true intellectual seizes the means of Boing Boing and produces a superior model themselves!

DragonParadox · Dec 11, 2020

Crake said:
If it was Limbo, we'd be thinking "at least it's not the Feywild" and that's the straight up facts.

Which is why no one is ever fleeing into Limbo. It's Feywild this! Feywild that! OOOOH BOY, LET'S GO PULL US A RUNNER INTO THE FEYWILD!

The reason the Maester thinks he can go through the Feywild may have something to do with the fact that the major powers in this part of it just got nuked.

SeekerofLight · Dec 11, 2020

[X] Crake

One Autumn Leaf · Dec 11, 2020

Crake said:
If it was Limbo, we'd be thinking "at least it's not the Feywild" and that's the straight up facts.

Which is why no one is ever fleeing into Limbo. It's Feywild this! Feywild that! OOOOH BOY, LET'S GO PULL US A RUNNER INTO THE FEYWILD!

A Post written by the "Fuck the fey (not like that)" Gang.

Duesal · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
Swift Eye (Quickling Rogue 6)
1 Danthienne
4 Young Alps
3 Baobhan Sith
13 Fuath Gremlins
17 Pugwampi Gremlins
21 Feyling Rogues 3

@DragonParadox, what kinds of things would they want in exchange for fealty? The biggest thing on our end is they follow imperial law, but aside from that we don't particularly care what they do. They want to join the government? Great. They want to live as regular citizens with no true responsibility? Also fine. Just follow the law.

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

One Autumn Leaf said:
A Post written by the "Fuck the fey (not like that)" Gang.

Rep-rep-represent! *mic drop*

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

Duesal said:
@DragonParadox, what kinds of things would they want in exchange for fealty? The biggest thing on our end is they follow imperial law, but aside from that we don't particularly care what they do. They want to join the government? Great. They want to live as regular citizens with no true responsibility? Also fine. Just follow the law.

These are the kind of easily bored reprobates who need to be turned actively to productive ends. Else they'll just go back to it.

Duesal · Dec 11, 2020

Crake said:
These are the kind of easily bored reprobates who need to be turned actively to productive ends. Else they'll just go back to it.

Right. In that case there's plenty of things we need fighting units for.

DragonParadox · Dec 11, 2020

Duesal said:
@DragonParadox, what kinds of things would they want in exchange for fealty? The biggest thing on our end is they follow imperial law, but aside from that we don't particularly care what they do. They want to join the government? Great. They want to live as regular citizens with no true responsibility? Also fine. Just follow the law.

@Crake has a good read on them. Think early quest Glyra only somewhat less impulsive.

Faucar · Dec 11, 2020

[X] Crake

A_Somebody · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
@Crake has a good read on them. Think early quest Glyra only somewhat less impulsive.

.. Soooo what do they think about joining her troupe then?

Tomcost · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
Think early quest Glyra only somewhat less impulsive.

Is there an option to purge them with Wyldfire them?

DragonParadox · Dec 11, 2020

A_Somebody said:
.. Soooo what do they think about joining her troupe then?

The gremlins are game for joining, though they would probably find her altruistic impulses odd.

Goldfish · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
The gremlins are game for joining, though they would probably find her altruistic impulses odd.

That's why she would need to kick their assets first so that her special ability assimilates them properly, including a personality/alignment rewrite.

DragonParadox · Dec 11, 2020

Good night guys, see you tomorrow with Maester hunting.

Duesal · Dec 11, 2020

DragonParadox said:
The gremlins are game for joining, though they would probably find her altruistic impulses odd.

Goldfish said:
That's why she would need to kick their assets first so that her special ability assimilates them properly, including a personality/alignment rewrite.

Yeah, agreed with @Goldfish. As many Gremlins as possible should transform into Dawnkin Gremlins.

Goldfish · Dec 11, 2020

Duesal said:
Yeah, agreed with @Goldfish. As many Gremlins as possible should transform into Dawnkin Gremlins.

Not just Gremlins, but any Fey Glyra can defeat. She's buff as hell now.

Takesis · Dec 11, 2020

Add to vote:

[ ] Bring Glyra along and tell her to run wild?

T_of_A · Dec 11, 2020

[X] Crake

Crake said:
Why must we suffer or indulge the obstacles imposed upon base and lesser men?

A true intellectual seizes the means of Boing Boing and produces a superior model themselves!

So you're saying we should go for the Eldritch-flavoured Flesh Forge?

Takesis said:
Add to vote:

[ ] Bring Glyra along and tell her to run wild?

Genius.

ryuan · Dec 11, 2020

[X] Crake

Crake · Dec 11, 2020

TalonofAnathrax said:
So you're saying we should go for the Eldritch-flavoured Flesh Forge?

Will it fulfill someone, somewhere's, obscure and niche fetish?

If so, yes, obviously.

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