You say that like being a brewing company is somehow wrong. Hell, we can even prove our product is moral to use; it shows up as 95% Good , 5% apple to detect alignment and everything.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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You know, if we are going to sell the feel good cider in Heaven we should go for a street food style approach since that's where our largest customer base would be. That means we need something portable, preferably in single units that are easy for most creatures to hold and drink from without spilling any. Something like this:
Edit: just imagine it.
Clandestine meetings of criminal gangs made up entirely of angels meeting in dark alleyways to sip juice boxes together.
Half devil Half angel 100% donut steel types having lamenting their fate in this cruel world while trying-and failing - to get the straw into a box.
Ehz himself drinking one dry right before delivering his quarterly report to Hell, then hiding the empty box to avoid his little habit becoming known.
it'd be glorious.
Edit: just imagine it.
Clandestine meetings of criminal gangs made up entirely of angels meeting in dark alleyways to sip juice boxes together.
Half devil Half angel 100% donut steel types having lamenting their fate in this cruel world while trying-and failing - to get the straw into a box.
Ehz himself drinking one dry right before delivering his quarterly report to Hell, then hiding the empty box to avoid his little habit becoming known.
it'd be glorious.
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Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
Juice boxes would make smuggling and distribution much easier compared to traditional methods of transporting liquids, such as barrels or amphorae.You know, if we are going to sell the feel good cider in Heaven we should go for a street food style approach since that's where our largest customer base would be. That means we need something portable, preferably in single units that are easy for most creatures to hold and drink from without spilling any. Something like this:
- Location
- Argentina
You know, if we are going to sell the feel good cider in Heaven we should go for a street food style approach since that's where our largest customer base would be. That means we need something portable, preferably in single units that are easy for most creatures to hold and drink from without spilling any. Something like this:
Edit: just imagine it.
Clandestine meetings of criminal gangs made up entirely of angels meeting in dark alleyways to sip juice boxes together.
Half devil Half angel 100% donut steel types having lamenting their fate in this cruel world while trying-and failing - to get the straw into a box.
Ehz himself drinking one dry right before delivering his quarterly report to Hell, then hiding the empty box to avoid his little habit becoming known.
it'd be glorious.
And so the latests of Viserys' achievements came into fruition: smuggling apple juice boxes for fiends and fallen angels alike.
Who knows, maybe we can start this here and then move out to Dis
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
So, we have a basic RA to create Fire-based Outsiders right now, which will likely have at least 2 more steps to creating the strongest ones we reasonably can.
The next month we'll bargain with Ferryman for similar lore on Water-based Outsiders.
And now we are about to have lore on non-elemental Outsiders (I assume that those will be as basic as Fire Outsiders we can create thanks to R'hlor's holy text).
Question: Where are we going with this?
Are we going anywhere with this?
I mean, collecting for the sake of collecting is fine and all, but beyond making Outsiders for Imperial Deity... do we have any idea on the usefulness of the notion to collect ALL elements-based Outsiders-crafting lore, and... do something with that?
Because I'm honestly not quite seeing any.
"Grab an RA for an element, do the basic version so Lya gets more progress to Path of Sage, and be done with this element" seems like the way to go to me :/
- Location
- Argentina
We likely can't achieve the highest tiers of any kind of outsiders without some basic insight on the rest of them.
- Location
- United States
My understanding of this was that learning how to create Elemental Outsiders is a base requirement for figuring out how to create non-Elemental Outsiders. And of course, the more expertise Lya gains in all things soul-related, the stronger and more efficient our Imperial Outsiders will eventually be.
- Location
- Reno Nv
Once we create the moonshine business and we sell it to all of heavens shore, then we deserve the tag. Before any of that, we just have to work towards it, but once we do it we have to make it so pervasive that it will be nigh impossible to get rid of.
- Location
- United States
We will be the greatest druglords in the universe. We've already got a bitching cloak, we're gearing up to build ourselves a kickass palace/fortress, etc. And with our drug money we will fund the greatest empire ever.
- Location
- United States
We could definitely enhance our Dawnfruit Mead if we wanted to, but the baseline variant is enough of an addictive drug for our purposes. It's already plenty to get hooked on.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
I kinda wonder what else we have to offer to Heaven's Shore aside from hyper-addictive non-damaging boose of ours.
Like, the shit's genuinely Good for them...
It's too soon to guess, anyway.
We won't move in there until the Brass Ballsack is dealt with right and proper at the very least -- we'll need as many spy-like assets as possible in City of Brass for our final assault.
Not to mention, that the Eastern Essos looks like more of a shitshow with each passing day.
Bottom line, is that we should deal with Slavers' Bay, Black Goat, and bottleneck the progress of... whatever the Warlocks of Quarth are doing, before dedicating ourselves to Heaven's Shore, imo.
- Location
- United States
That's alright. Our friendly neighborhood Alhoon mostly has that covered. People in Heaven are so desperate to escape from reality they'll try damn near anything.
He's being a good businessman about it and exploiting that niche demand.
Food. Nothing grows in Heaven's Shore.I kinda wonder what else we have to offer to Heaven's Shore aside from hyper-addictive non-damaging boose of ours.
Like, the shit's genuinely Good for them...
It's too soon to guess, anyway.
We won't move in there until the Brass Ballsack is dealt with right and proper at the very least -- we'll need as many spy-like assets as possible in City of Brass for our final assault.
Not to mention, that the Eastern Essos looks like more of a shitshow with each passing day.
Bottom line, is that we should deal with Slavers' Bay, Black Goat, and bottleneck the progress of... whatever the Warlocks of Quarth are doing, before dedicating ourselves to Heaven's Shore, imo.
- Location
- florida
The people in charge of heavens shore won't be that simple to depose. Especially in a civilization where almost everyone is lawful. Also one of them is a direct servant of Asmodeus. His minions ran rings around us last time.
I am curious as to what the actual plan is here.
Edit:
Someone should probably inform Egoo that Dawn mead is not actually harmless. At all.
I am curious as to what the actual plan is here.
Edit:
Someone should probably inform Egoo that Dawn mead is not actually harmless. At all.
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egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
alright, awkay, alright.
Summoning sheet, 1st Month.
---1st Month's questioning for True Names---
none, because I fucked up the last month and we questioned people before the schedule, and fuck that
not like we have any significant sources right now anyway
---/spoiler---
Summoning sheet, 1st Month.
| Day | HD ceiling |
| 1st | 0 HD |
| 2nd | 0 HD |
| 3rd | 30 HD |
| 4th | 30 HD |
| 5th | 30 HD |
| 6th | 30 HD |
| 7th | 30 HD |
| 8th | 30 HD |
| 9th | 30 HD |
| 10th | 30 HD |
| 11th | 60 HD |
| 12th | 60 HD |
| 13th | 60 HD |
| 14th | 60 HD |
| 15th | 60 HD |
| 16th | 30 HD |
| 17th | 60 HD |
| 18th | 60 HD |
| 19th | 30 HD |
| 20th | 60 HD |
| 21st | 60 HD |
| 22nd | 30 HD |
| 23rd | 30 HD |
| 24th | 30 HD |
| 25th | 30 HD |
| 26th | |
| 27th | |
| 28th | |
| 29th | |
| 30th |
| Target | Source | Additional notes |
| 5 Salikotals, 2 Imps, 3 Ink Devils (Unaffiliated) | 13 Salikotals , 9 Ink Devils (Unafiliated), | Initial source (2 steps removed) - 2 Uniilas and assorted devils serving [Asmodeus] summoned from Slavers' Bay, and [Unaffiliated] Devils known to their servants afterwards. |
| 1 Dogai, 7 Magaav, 9 Gaav, 2 Accomplice Devils (Servants of Asmodeus) | 9 Accomplice Devils, 2 Dogai (Servants of Asmodeus), 3 Anygavhaul | Initial source (2 steps removed) - 2 Uniilas and assorted devils serving [Asmodeus] summoned from Slavers' Bay, and [Asmodeus]-affiliated Devils known to their servants afterwards. |
| 3 Atropocustra, 8 Erynies (Servants of Mammon) | 3 Lead Devil, 2 Harvester Devils (Servants of Mammon) | Assorted Mammon's Devils, unknown number of steps removed at this point. |
5x Hellchain Weavers (Bel) - Advodaza
1x Hamatula (Dispater) - Siduri
3x Amnizu (Dispater) - Siduri
6x Bezekira (Dispater) - Siduri
3x Imp (Never summoned) (Dispater) - Siduri
1x Kocrachon (Summoned only once) (Dispater) - Siduri
8x Merregon (Dispater) - Siduri
7x Barbazu (Dispater) - Siduri
1x Phistophilus (Servants Mephistopheles) - (2 steps removed) -- Advodaza eaten by Yss -- 3x Phistophiluses.
1x Hamatula (Dispater) - Siduri
3x Amnizu (Dispater) - Siduri
6x Bezekira (Dispater) - Siduri
3x Imp (Never summoned) (Dispater) - Siduri
1x Kocrachon (Summoned only once) (Dispater) - Siduri
8x Merregon (Dispater) - Siduri
7x Barbazu (Dispater) - Siduri
1x Phistophilus (Servants Mephistopheles) - (2 steps removed) -- Advodaza eaten by Yss -- 3x Phistophiluses.
none, because I fucked up the last month and we questioned people before the schedule, and fuck that
not like we have any significant sources right now anyway
---/spoiler---
