I'd do a write in to give the crown to young Ser Leygood and point him towards his betrothed(?), but that might come across as patronising and insulting.
 
A mixture made from two fifths Vodka, one third Fey blood, and one half @Goldfish's tentacle slime. If the proportions don't add up it's because of the non-euclidean nature of Spiderfish secretions.
/is not responsible for adverse side-effects in those who consume his tentaclular excretions, including poisoning, corrosion of the digestive tract, personality changes, mutations, and/or impregnation.
 
/is not responsible for adverse side-effects in those who consume his tentaclular excretions, including poisoning, corrosion of the digestive tract, personality changes, mutations, and/or impregnation.

That last part seems to imply someone is going to be responsible for the mutant spawn. I know you mean spirtually, since you regard all children as parasites, but legally the company writing the label might find themselves unpleasantly surprised to learn the law is biased against them here. :V
 
"You'll be finding that a lot harder to do than to say, something you shouldn't need me to to tell you after today," he answered struggling to keep back a smile s the song continued to proclaim the other knight's unworthiness for all to hear.
Also, @DragonParadox, did Richard intentionally rhyme just to piss off this guy? That's hilarious! Who knew he had it in him?

Doubly hilarious if it was unintentional!
 
Mereth: "I do not love, and beauty is irrelevant!"

Richard: "You are helping me get out of making a big deal out of either of those things..."

Mereth: "Hm. So I am. CARRY ON."
 
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