[X] Plan Maximum Troll
-[X] Interject yourself as if it is the most natural thing in the world, ignoring any reason to the contrary. "My lady fair, I'm afraid the joyous occasion has already been marred by most vile accusations from a man who clearly fears your prowess."
-[X] Turn to the crowd: "What say you, good people? Shall this fine young woman be forced to forfeit just because her uncle is afraid of her? Shall she have to endure such slander of her honor and virtue?"
-[X] Turn to the Fey: "Would it not be a marvelous story to see this bout to it's natural conclusion?"
-[X] Turn to Lord Ashford: "I for one look forward to singing about it, so what say you my lord?"
-[X] If this ends with the Fey trying to suppress magic, interject yourself by wishing to offer moral support for the poor maiden. Stand close to her, begin inventing a mocking song on the spot and use Spellbane (blocking Antimagic Field, Mage's Disjunction, Wall of Suppression, and Greater Dispel Magic), Distracting Taunt and cover everything with the song to ensure the girl wins.