He's actually got a pretty effective melee build thanks to his selection of feats, and it'll get even better after his next round of gear upgrades.
Fair enough.
After his long mission in the City of Brass, I think we might need to send him on a vacation to Armun Kelisk.
Depends. Does Armun Kelisk have a good red light district?
It's more of a red cloud district, really.
It's a Chaotic Good extraplanar trade city, and Djinni like to party, IIRC. There is probably a very well developed adult entertainment industry catering to the locals, merchants, mercenaries, etc.
I don't know what's going to be funnier. The utter betrayal on someone's face who is a huge fan of Buttercup discovering Buttercup is just a false cover, the baffled surprise at discovering it is actually us, Viserys Targaryen, or the supreme disappointment at the knowledge that Viserys isn't actually a renaissance man who can sing and play an instrument in addition to all of the other things he does, and actually in fact is a filthy cheater who cheats.
Hey, who says their performances have to end here? Viserys could always use a laugh sometimes, and this is a good way to get one.
It's literally our playground.
The song is also basically going to be "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher". That was the one about "slaying the elves at the edge of the world".
I don't know what's going to be funnier. The utter betrayal on someone's face who is a huge fan of Buttercup discovering Buttercup is just a false cover, the baffled surprise at discovering it is actually us, Viserys Targaryen, or the supreme disappointment at the knowledge that Viserys isn't actually a renaissance man who can sing and play an instrument in addition to all of the other things he does, and actually in fact is a filthy cheater who cheats.
