Though there might be a lot of shouting if the Old Gods get that direct a link to a body.
...it's literally Twitch democracy/anarchy system that we introduce to their collective, isn't it?

"Can Old Gods beat CR17 Otherwight with a Dark Champion, Mindslave mold edition".

:V
 
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Vote closed. More escapism is better right now.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Mar 21, 2020 at 3:59 AM, finished with 64 posts and 16 votes.
 
This kid has a Child of Destiny origin. His father is part of a lineage of badass knights and his mother was possessed and nearly killed herself and him before being saved by a mage. Add in a prophecy, a dark lord and a mentor and you got yourself a decent 7 book series.

Edit: Or one badass epic tale.

Harry Fowler and the Sorcerer King
Harry Fowler and the Chamber of Yss
Harry Fowler and the prisoner Blackheart
Harry Fowler and the Goblet of Dany
Harry Fowler and the Half-Blooded Prince
Harry Fowler and the Death Hollows

Yep, sounds like some dothraki poet needs to do some writing... If he knows how to write, that is!
 
This kid has a Child of Destiny origin. His father is part of a lineage of badass knights and his mother was possessed and nearly killed herself and him before being saved by a mage. Add in a prophecy, a dark lord and a mentor and you got yourself a decent 7 book series.

Edit: Or one badass epic tale.
Weekly Scholarium Staff Meeting:

Teana: "It looks like we've got another CoD here, folks."

Sarah: "Another one? Already?"

Teana: "Yes, we've got independent confirmation from the House of Mirrors and Yss. His comprehensive metaphysical exam upon entry confirmed no less than nine of the classic CoD markers, according to Vee."

Velen: "What is it with this Plane? Is there something in the water?"

Teana: "Most likely. Let's not get off topic now. He's going to need a mentor. It can't be me for obvious reasons, we've already seen what kind of havoc a hormonal pubescent male CoD can cause."

Sarah: "Do we know what kind of CoD he'll be yet?"

Teana: "Like I said, a classic CoD."
 
"So just ask the Old Gods to fix it," Vee shrugs. "It won't even cost you a lot of blood since they'd be working against their old enemies."

"You want her to hang people by their entrails to call down a blessing on a child, on our child?" Lord Dayne asks horrified.

"I guess she could ask Yss too, he likes to swallow sacrifices so there's less of a mess," Vee replied after a moment's thought.
Vee - straight to the important point.
-[X] You'll throw in something extra to ensure the child is born as healthy as they can be (the equivalent of an Advanced template)
>>Blessing of the Emperor<< got.
 
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Harry Fowler and the Sorcerer King
Harry Fowler and the Chamber of Yss
Harry Fowler and the prisoner Blackheart
Harry Fowler and the Goblet of Dany
Harry Fowler and the Half-Blooded Prince
Harry Fowler and the Death Hollows

Yep, sounds like some dothraki poet needs to do some writing... If he knows how to write, that is!
I like this, but make the fourth one "Goblet of R'hllor".
 
That's not too bad.

[X] The Old Gods take magic as much as they do blood, and the Brazen Throne's generous largesse is as punctual as ever.
-[X] You'll throw in something extra to ensure the child is born as healthy as they can be (the equivalent of an Advanced template)

The next generation of Daynes is not going to be starved for choice if Dawn needs a bearer.
I don't have any problem blessing the unborn children of the Imperium, I just don't know if it's within our power to safely confer something like the Advanced template on a child in utero. Maybe confer with Vee on what can and cannot be done without endangering the unborn child?
 
i feel bad for lady fowler, this kid is going to be a real hassel to deal with becouse of both the COD stuff and advanced template making him better at that stuff

also i just learned that battle Emus are a thing and i need them now
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Mar 21, 2020 at 3:59 AM, finished with 64 posts and 16 votes.
 
Part MMMCDII: Perilous Offering
Perilous Offering

Twenty First Day of the Twelfth Month 293 AC

"The Old Gods take sacrifices of sorcery just as easily as blood," you answer plainly, though you do not add that one cannot simply enchant a sword and shatter it before a Heart Tree for a blessing. A detailed account of the Brazen Throne and its forges will not aid you here, only the knowledge of how the two before you might keep their child safe. "I would offer such sacrifices as a gift if you wish..."

Ser Andrew opens his mouth to speak, though whatever he was about to say shall remain a mystery because Jeyne is swifter. "The offering can be made in Skyreach, can it not? It would reassure father to see it with his own eyes."

"Sorcerer's Deep has no small number of Heart Trees, but if you would prefer it done here in Dorne than I confess I am curious to see the tree of Skyreach," Dany says. You catch the briefest look in Ser Andrew's direction. It is not a particularly sympathetic expression. Doubtlessly she too is contemplating the prospect of the knight facing the father of the woman he left heavy with child then publicly accused of assassination.

"I do not think I would be welcome in Skyreach," the knight says stiffly. Turning back to you he adds. "I would be indebted to you, Your Grace, if you or one in your service could recount what transpires there."

Lady Fowler sighs, looking much older than her seven and ten years. "We are both going to Sorcerer's Deep when this is over. I will tell you what happens."

The knight's expression softens slightly as he nods his head in thanks before taking his leave of you and Prince Doran and departing. "I will ensure the truth of the day's happenings will be known in the city."

"A bold man that, or a foolish one, to think he can bridle rumor," Waymar says softly in his wake.

"My agents will try to spread the truth as much as they can also, though of course those not inclined to trust me are unlikely to be swayed," the Prince of Dorne says.

***​

Lord Franklyn Fowler embraces his daughter upon her return, hardly seeming to notice anyone else present until he had assured himself that she was well. He had known about the child, that you knew already, but you are glad to see he seems to genuinely care more for his daughter's well being than saving face even in the face of so many others discovering it. This is Dorne, where the stigma of bastardy is lighter, but that does not mean there is none for doing as Daena the Defiant did and bearing a child with no father.

"Others and their wights," the lord shakes his head as though to clear away unwelcome thoughts. "Such things were easier to deal with when the demons and monsters were safely on the other side of the Narrow Sea, meaning no offense Your Grace."

"None taken my lord, ensuring that you and all others high and low have less to do with such horrors is one of my fondest hopes, but for now we must look to the gods for protection and be watchful ourselves for the works of the Enemy," you reply, clasping the Dornishman's proffered arm in greeting. "Now let us see about paying the gods their due."

A look into a scrying mirror, a swift spell of translocation sees you elsewhere, almost as far as one can get from the warm shores of Sunspear and still be counted in Dorne. Among these peaks the Houses of the First Men like the Daynes and Fowlers had resisted first the Andals and then even Nymeria of Rhoynar for a time. Here still grew over the ages weirwoods reaching out their branches to the sky even when the faith in the Old Gods faded, not that those who dreamed the Greendream cared for such devotions. As far as those distant slumbering spirits were concerned while the Heart Tree of Skyreach endured House Fowler kept to their oaths. Little wonder then they that had answered the call of blood and ritual.

"What wore those?" Jeyne asks, looking at the ten sets of rust red plate you laid out besides the tree.

"Giants," Ser Richard replies shortly. Something about his tone convinces Lord Fowler not to press, in spite of the curiosity in his eye. He must have been practicing on Saan.

Dark Sister wakes blearily as she is being drawn. "What am I, a blacksmith's hammer?" she asks in jest. "You should join the melee, it's been a while since I have been part of one. You could even kill some of those troublesome lords under another guise."

"I would prefer to talk to them before resorting to assassination,"
you reply as the blade cuts lesser steel and petty enchantments by one.

"You are as bad as Alysanne," the spirit of the sword grumbles.

Rust red sinks into the pale roots like blood. Though there is no wind the tree shakes and the eyes upon the carved face snap open. "More," you hear Bloodraven's voice filled with terrible urgently. "Their hand is around the babe's heart. The tree itself could wither if the sacrifice goes ill."

Lost 8 sets of Plate Armor +1

What else do you offer to complete the sacrifice?

[] Write in (Must have a CL of at least 15)

OOC: Of all the places you could have gotten a near crit-fail this is not the worst.
 
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[X] Offer up twenty Fire Giant Greatswords (+1) CL 5 each for a total combined CL of 100

[X] Background Heart Tree Growing Spree (could we please get these in a report, @DragonParadox? It helps with tracking)
-[X] Grow Heart Trees for provinces with active Inquisition Bases (same effects as the Tree of All-Seeing-Eye).
--[X] Stepstones
--[X] Tyrosh
--[X] Lys
--[X] Myr
--[X] Braavos
--[X] Pentos
--[X] Mantarys
--[X] Tolos
--[X] Naath
--[X] Eastern Basilisk Isles
--[X] The Three Snakes
--[X] Western Basilisk Isles
-[X] Grow Healing Heart Trees in:
--[X] Lorath
-[X] Total of 13 new Tier-3 Heart Trees (260 CL necessary).
--[X] Sacrificed: 32 Fire Giant Greatsword(Steel) (+1), 20 Fire Giant Fullplate(Steel) (+1)
-[X] Correction: We grew a second Heart Tree at the Shadow Tower along the Wall but accidentally duplicated the effects of the first tree. Rather than retcon its existence, here are the effects it should have instead.
--[X] Secondary Effect 1: Heart of Earth, Secondary Effect 2: Greater Magic Weapon, Secondary Effect 3: Magic Vestment




This should be more than enough. Fucking Others.
 
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[X] 1 Blade of the Forsaken Champion (Unholy Avenger Valyrian Steel Longsword)

The chance that we get a powerful Antipaladin or similar with an affinity for longswords is already not great.
Best shot are our Eryines Paladin of Tyranny, and she doesn't profit from the effects that much.
 
[X] Duesal

Others: "Hah, think you can beat us here? His soul is ou-

Viserys: "You do realize that I have a literal horde of weapons I can use right? That I'm currently at war with at least three different types of Outsiders? You claim to have his soul? You don't even have my contempt."
 
[X] 1 Blade of the Forsaken Champion (Unholy Avenger Valyrian Steel Longsword)

The chance that we get a powerful Antipaladin or similar with an affinity for longswords is already not great.
Best shot are our Eryines Paladin of Tyranny, and she doesn't profit from the effects that much.
Isn't a Greater Dispel Magic pretty useful, though? Not to mention the sword being effectively +5 when wielded by her.
 
Isn't a Greater Dispel Magic pretty useful, though? Not to mention the sword being effectively +5 when wielded by her.
Not at CL 2, which is her level in the relevant class. Then it's useless.
The Unholy enchantment would also never see use, since we so rarely fight Good foes.
The SR is also less than what she has naturally.

All that remains is a Cold Iron +5 Longsword.
Which I admit is not bad, but not that vastly better than any enchanted VS Thinblade either.
Here it makes for a nice sacrifice.
 
[X] Duesal

do we have anything else to throw on the pile aswell, i like overdoing it with our sacrifices
 
Not at CL 2, which is her level in the relevant class. Then it's useless.
The Unholy enchantment would also never see use, since we so rarely fight Good foes.
The SR is also less than what she has naturally.

All that remains is a Cold Iron +5 Longsword.
Which I admit is not bad, but not that vastly better than any enchanted VS Thinblade either.
Here it makes for a nice sacrifice.
The Holy enchantment wouldn't see much use, but that doesn't mean it isn't useful in general. This thing counts as both Valyrian Steel and Cold Iron with a +5 enchantment. That's enough to bypass most DR that she'll encounter. And in time as she gains more paladin levels that greater dispel magic feature might actually see some use.
[X] Duesal

do we have anything else to throw on the pile aswell, i like overdoing it with our sacrifices
This is already massively overdoing it. This is five times the cost of a Tier-3 Weirwood Heart Tree (and almost seven times the cost of what Bloodraven asked for). That's plenty, considering we want those weapons and armor to grow actual trees throughout the Imperium.
 
It isn't like the robbery situation where we drained a good portion of power from the Others...though Bloodraven would have the power to try and flex that
 
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