/flippers crossed that Dany gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacles crossed that everyone who fought in the temple gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacle-fingers crossed that Sandor and Teana leveled up
 
/flippers crossed that Dany gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacles crossed that everyone who fought in the temple gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacle-fingers crossed that Sandor and Teana leveled up
i have to say getting Dany mythinc by doing the equivalent of stabbing Tiamat in the ribs with other gods would be very cathartic
 
/flippers crossed that Dany gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacles crossed that everyone who fought in the temple gets a Mythic Rank

/tentacle-fingers crossed that Sandor and Teana leveled up
No kidding. This entire fight is going to be a huge step forward for every Companion's next mythic rank.

But Dany is definitely getting her first one.
 
Tiamat: *dies, her avatar exploding into a nuclear ball of TrueDeath*

Dragonparadox: "You are Aegon Targaryen, the rightful heir of Rhaegar Targaryen..."
:V
All jokes aside if I was a god I'd install that in every Avatar I ever made.

Nothing like a final "Fuck You" to dissuade the more daring of murderhobos.
 
I was promised murder, why there's not murder in the plan?
I'm similarly disappointed. But we can have murder after. We are not recruiting him.
Speaking of Targaryens, was Jons birth name ever revealed?
It certainly won't be Aegon of all things like it was in the show. That's the biggest fuck you to the late son of Elia, and to Elia and Rhaenys.

Then again I've always had a spectacularly dim view of Rhaegar's intelligence, so maybe.
 
I was promised murder, why there's not murder in the plan?
No time for it, or at least no time to make it stick.

We'll get the murder, but only when we can be damn sure that the little fool won't be coming back for round 2.

I'm similarly disappointed. But we can have murder after. We are not recruiting him.
Now let's be fair, he can always have a place in the library.
 
Speaking of Targaryens, was Jons birth name ever revealed?
The implication there is that Rhaegar assumed Jon would be born a girl, because "the dragon must have three heads" and he wanted to recreate the Conquest Siblings anew.

So he thought Jon would be his Visenya.

Yeah... nice, family friendly squick for ya. :V
 
Last edited:
The implication there is that Rhaegar assumed Jon would be born a girl, because "the dragon must have three heads" and he wanted to recreate the Conquest Siblings anew.

So he thought Jon would his Visenya.

Yeah... nice, family friendly squick for ya. :V
Once again, there is a reason we're keeping this prick in his pine box, locked, sealed in concrete, and buried at the bottom of the ocean.
 
Anyway, I doubt Rhaegar knew whether or not Jon would be girl or boy beyond prophecy insisting he would be a girl, but if he was a boy, he would have named him Orys, and probably made Lyanna pop out another for perfect symmetry.

Rhaegar was not a nice man.
 
That's a very polite way of saying "extremely dangerous idiot who's actions caused untold suffering."

Honestly the fact that Jon Connington wanted to bang this hot mess is just proof of his own insanity.
As we have seen, he was a hot mess of his own. Although no-one can say that Rhaegar wasn't a HOT mess.
 
That's a very polite way of saying "extremely dangerous idiot who's actions caused untold suffering."

Honestly the fact that Jon Connington wanted to bang this hot mess is just proof of his own insanity.
Jon Connington has always had a huge blind spot of Rhaegar's many faults, that same blind spot had him taking care of f!Aegon all these years.
 
Well for Viserys it was one hell of a wake up call.

It's like playing Smash bros online. You're doing great for all the matches you been in, you've made it to Elite Smash, you're standing tall.

Next thing you know you've been two stocked by a random pikachu, you're on your last stock and you're sitting at 109% and you just managed to survive and take one of his.

He still has two more, he's sitting at zero, and while you might have grabbed the time clock and slowed him down you only have one shot to hit him with the baseball bat before that slo-mo runs out and your ass is grass.
...
This genuinely felt like a different language. I'm used to guessing jargon from games or series I've never played before, but I utterly failed to understand this.
I've gotta try Smash Bros sometimes, I guess.
 
Back
Top