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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Alright. Viserys will take over as Pycelle for a day or two and Rhealla as Varys. We will then set up a schedule.
 
One Autumn Leaf said:
Yeah Uncle Bloodraven gave the worst news possible. Really it is some bullshit but this seems to give further credence to the plan of replacing Varys. So I am cool with it. But man it must suck being told you have to keep the man you hate alive, even temporarily.
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Replacing Varys doesn't work, because his divine patrons know.
 
@Duesal should we also ask where are Varys's safehouses, stores of magical items/scrolls/etc, and where he got all his magical stuff in general? Loot all that at a later date?
 
MTB said:
Replacing Varys doesn't work, because his divine patrons know.
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They're not the problem.

Well, no the are they problem but they're not the immediate problem.

We quite literally have to hold the shitshow that is the "Royal Family" together because apparently if we leave them alone for five minutes they'll burn Westeros to the goddamned ground.

Now personally I wouldn't give a fuck, if it wasn't for the fact that Westeros is already a huge enough problem to clean up without someone deciding that now would be a great time to drop their pants and squat after eating nothing but taco bell for three months.

This isn't espionage, this is babysitting.
 
DragonParadox said:
The parts of Essos you conquered were even worse.
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Key point here. Were.

Also lul, this is going to be good. The main issue here is that actually taking over for Varys will require the ability to be in multiple places at once - which we can't be. Literally cannot, not with our schedule.

So we need one of two things. A simulacrum (nope nope nope) or someone else to do the job for us, that we can keep in mental contact with. If we had the time, I'd suggest building an Incarnum for it, but we don't.

Grrrr.
 
Evaunit02mark1 said:
They're not the problem.

Well, no the are they problem but they're not the immediate problem.

We quite literally have to hold the shitshow that is the "Royal Family" together because apparently if we leave them alone for five minutes they'll burn Westeros to the goddamned ground.

Now personally I wouldn't give a fuck, if it wasn't for the fact that Westeros is already a huge enough problem to clean up without someone deciding that now would be a great time to drop their pants and squat after eating nothing but taco bell for three months.

This isn't espionage, this is babysitting.
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It is repeat of Lys mission,the different is Robert is good at war.
 
Snowfire said:
Key point here. Were.

Also lul, this is going to be good. The main issue here is that actually taking over for Varys will require the ability to be in multiple places at once - which we can't be. Literally cannot, not with our schedule.

So we need one of two things. A simulacrum (nope nope nope) or someone else to do the job for us, that we can keep in mental contact with. If we had the time, I'd suggest building an Incarnum for it, but we don't.

Grrrr.
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Azema or an Erynies.
 
MTB said:
Azema or an Erynies.
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With all respect to them, I don't think an Erinyes would have the skills for this. Azema...maybe, but this is still going to blow a gaping hole through our schedule. Not least in that a misworded Divination could send the entire thing up in smoke.

On the flip side, stopping Stannis from getting a Small Council position just became utterly trivial :V
 
I was thinking Mia and Anya with some Arcanum support.

And yes, this is Lys all over again. Except everyone is stupid and bad at everything.
 
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