@Duesal, what's the cheapest set of sacrifices to make the VS for the Harbinger next month?

Because I really want it ready for Pentos.
Okay, so the Harbinger needs 15,500 lbs of Valyrian Steel for construction.

We already have 1,223 lbs of miscellaneous Valyrian Steel in our stockpile.
1,223 lbs of Valyrian Steel
So we need to account for an additional 14,277 lbs of Valyrian Steel.

Each fiendish HD provides 50 lbs of Valyrian Steel, so going from there we need 285.54 HD.

I recommend the Fiendish Monstrous Spiders for this. If sacrificed to the Old Gods they suffer a -15% overall penalty due to being morons. However, there would be zero penalty if they're sacrificed to make Valyrian Steel.

Coincidentally, offering up all the Fiendish Monstrous Spiders gets us to 288 HD, which is only a little over what we need. That will get us 14,400 lbs of Valyrian Steel.

Magpie's Recommendation: Use all the Fiendish Monstrous Spiders.
 
To be honest it's less us slowly basting the fear turkey and more us looking at Westeros with the side eyed grimace that naturally comes to a 10 year old that's been told he has to do a 3 page book report over the summer holidays.

It's disgusting, long, and to be perfectly frank, not worth the sheer amount of effort that would have to be put into it. It'll get done, but only after every other possible fucking thing that can be done has been taken care of.

Preferably twice.

Slowly.
For me it's the other way around, we are a Janitor here to clean the disgusting mess that's Planetos, but we can't just shut down the place we clean, people have to use it while we clean, and so as we are a nice guy, we clean the most disgusting places first, as the people who have to work there has the worst conditions, Westeros is less disgusting than Essos, so Essos is higher priority than Westeros.

Westeros is the continent that need the least improvement, therefore it's conquest is last on the list.
And killing morons is just plain fun, so I guess it also pays for itself in a way.
Of course killing morons pay for itself, that's what the Fungus Forge, sacrifice rituals, and reagent harvesting is for.
Fair.

It's just, we're going to inherit those problems, resources or no. While magic will help with a lot of them, it's not a catch all solution, and winter is coming.

We don't have time to coddle these idiots into something resembling worthy, we need to grab them by the boot straps and start pulling from the nanosecond we finish taking over.

And that's not even going into the Tiamat situation, or the Squid heads, or the Demons and Devils and every other asshole crawling out of the woodwork looking for a slice of Viserys pie.

If I wasn't so damn sure that doing so would only strengthen our enemies I'd leave Westeros to rot in the bed it's made for over 6000 years.
Essos is even less worthy than Westeros, the people are more assholish on average, what with them being slavers, they fight amongst themselves to a much greater degree than the Westerosi, and they even make more pacts with dark forces than the Westerosi seems to.

Everything you hate about Westeros is in Essos too, and much of it is worse there, it's just that as Westeros is united and Essos is not, you compare the problems of a whole continent, with the problems of single cities, so even with how shitty places like Lys Myr Tyrosh and Slavers Bay is, Westeros seem worse, because even with the Essosi's genius at being shitheads, they aren't able to cram a whole continents shittiness in 1 city.
 
Magpie-abomination's response: Don't you effin dare, before all venom sacks and web glands are cut out and stored/put into Fungal Pods.
Those poisons are damn precious.
Sure, cut them out if you please. Those spiders are still the absolute best sacrifices for Valyrian Steel, and we're making that Harbinger. I'm with Azel in wanting it before Pentos.
 
Hmm we should probably go on another spider hunt soon. With Shadow of the Doom we have a much better petrification chance. We could collect more sacrifices this way.
 
Hmm we should probably go on another spider hunt soon. With Shadow of the Doom we have a much better petrification chance. We could collect more sacrifices this way.
No apparent locations of conveniently-gathered spiders anywhere, sadly :(

Those that were there were there due to a super-demon of Lolth's trapped underground, anyway, and appear to have been gathering there for millenia too.

Mercurial lake's demon-shark-things are a promising lead, but unlikely to have the sheer size of that infestation.
 
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No need to punish the horse for the follies of its master, guys.

Why don't we just show up at his door and have a nice chat and some tea?

And if the chat becomes not so nice we can change the venue to the middle of the ocean and have some tea and watch the sharks. When he comes back to Braavos he will gain a new appreciation of us, and a fear of sea travel.

Win-win. He will have no reason to oppose us afterwards!

Edit:

Also, I like the idea of helping Braavos retain a competent sea admiral as a first option that @Azel presented.
 
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Interlude CCCXLIX: As the Future Takes Root
As the Future Takes Root

Twenty-Seventh Day of the Seventh Month 293 AC

Naria called the Loreseeker was not generally one to complain about difficult tasks, such as say making trees as old as time and magical as anything she had ever seen fireproof, but the dreams were starting to fray her nerves... just slightly. "I know you are trying to help! Stop trying to help! I don't talk tree, and I don't dream in pictures!" she shouted at the Weirwood Heart Tree planted above the ancient Flesh Forge where she had been doing her research. Some of the other supplicants were looking at her strangely. Maybe it had something to do with the conquest she had heard about in passing when they were forced to close the passageways to the lower levels. Or maybe they just weren't used to hearing people shouting at gods for being too helpful, a small annoying voice at the back of her mind noted.

"What do you dream in, then?" a soft voice like the whisper of leaves called from behind her.

"Numbers," the incarnate sighed, turning to face the lotus spirit. "Or musical notes sometimes, so having pictures shoved into my head night after night is frustrating. I understand they are impatient, but it's not helping."

"Well then... I myself cannot sing, but the Dreamers are quite skillful in weaving melodies. Perhaps it might serve us both to meditate over this matter."

Anger did not come naturally to Naria, but curiosity certainly did. She sat cross-legged under the tree and listened. It would take many days for her to truly grasp the alien language of the green dream, but it would be worth it to build on what she had already studied.

Weirwood Hybridization: 9/25

***​

A ways below Naria's feet, though still a stone's throw away as measured by one who could cross a thousand leagues in an instant, another student of magic and of life toiled away at her project. Vee did not have any issues of communication, for though the girl was young she knew more of Gods than most high priests counted both learned and wise. To her way of thinking there was no more difference between a small spirit like the fungus incarnates who were her assignments and a god than there was between a tiny sapling and the great tree above. Her issues were what Naria would have called 'technical' and what Vee herself called 'not making things blow up like a pig's bladder filled with too much air'.

The notion of a fungus sack like a magical womb that would sustain other fleshy magical bits was a sound one, but the devil was as they said in Braavos 'in the details'. Sadly it was not a literal devils she could kill but something that would require yet more experimentation to get right. Vee was nothing if not stubborn, a quality she could bring to her studies every bit as much as she did to battle.

Fungal Pods: 16/35

***​

Further north in Tyrosh the works of arcane transformation were visible in a much clearer manner, writ in brick and mortar, linking the islands together for the first time since the Arm of Dorne shattered in the Dawn Age. Carts and caravans passed over stones fused by sorcery, while merchants made use of arcane far-speech to know when their goods would be best received at market while legionnaires marched proud under their banners, satisfied to see the new guard posts set to hold down the lands of Tyrosh to the Dragon King's law. In the shadows others moved to ensure that peace would not be troubled by more subtle foes.

Construct Guard Posts (Tyrosh): 23/28

Establish Inquisition Base (Tyrosh): Complete


Thus through it, all eyes mortal and immortal, some friendly others decidedly not, looked upon the birth of a new and much different world.

OOC: Naria crit failed her Knowledge (Nature) roll, but she rolled very well for Knowledge (Arcana), so it balanced out.
 
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@DragonParadox is the admiral more mad at us for eliminating slavery or conquering the Three Daughters?

He resents that we've managed to civilize the Narrow Sea, whereas the Braavosi have often come at us, with either friendship in mind, or like this guy, with the knife in hand, because they see themselves as the civilizing influence in the world. The sophisticate above the barbarous.

And we kind of poke holes in that image by constantly one-upping Braavos at their own game in various ways, taking the best of many Essosi powers' in tradition and heritage, like sorcery and conquest, mixed with subterfuge and financial wizardry of the more mundane sort, but of such far-reaching scale due to being entwined together.

I think we just need to get him well-placed to take part in it instead of feeling swept up with the tide.
 
[] Plan: Three Party System
-[] The Salt Minister dies. Garin and Wyla can arrange for some sort of bizzare accident for Nakor, maybe a drowning on the roof of the ciry garrison? I hear salt overdose can be rather lethal.
-[] The Admiral gets a chance. Investigate a bit more into the matter, is this a folly of personal pride or of national pride? If the latter, we may be able to convince him that working against the "pirate kingdom" just brings harm to Braavos and that cooperation against the Slavers would be to the benefit of us all.
-[] In regards to Joronar, how does the Sealord feel about sending him to make an economic assessment of the Basilisk Isles in coordination with Salladhor? He shouldn't be at much risk while still removed from making such moves again.

Any recommendations?
 
I was trying to think of where we could place the admiral to try and alleviate his rancor towards our success. Either we leave it to the Sealord after healing him or we could find a task to do within our empire to start paving the road for the for the integration of Braavos troops and navy. For the Salt Magnate I'm inclined to just kill him, and I think @Duesal already has laid out the plan for the cousin.
 
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Weirwood Hybridization: 9/25
Well, shit.
I guess you were right, @Duesal. The size of this cockblock is unimaginable and undescribable.
I suppose there is naught but waiting and summoning more outsiders next month... and the one after it, probably.
:cry:
*waiting for Dawn Age Tree intensifies*

Fuckshitfuck. And here I was hoping to finish it quickly enough too.
*sigh*
I suppose we can just put every spider's venom/web-making organs into those decomposing-stopping bags...

As a side note... I might just move the goalpost for DA!tree one more time, what with us having to wait for months more before it. :drevil:
 
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@DragonParadox We had made ten scrolls of Raise From the Deep to be used this month by the Queen Rhaella and the Silver Corsairs to add more ships to our navy.

What kind did we get? And for that matter what kind of ship was the one that carried the Crown of Flowers? I don't see why we wouldn't have recovered that one for sure, and I bet it was another "hero unit" big type ship.
 
@DragonParadox We had made ten scrolls of Raise From the Deep to be used this month by the Queen Rhaella and the Silver Corsairs to add more ships to our navy.

What kind did we get? And for that matter what kind of ship was the one that carried the Crown of Flowers? I don't see why we wouldn't have recovered that one for sure, and I bet it was another "hero unit" big type ship.

I did not roll for that yet. I'll put it in the next interlude.
 
Also, @Azel, one thing I noticed about the current turn plan on the accounting sheet, it accounts for various actions but not things like "how many and what kind of ships are being constructed at ship yards" and "how many troops are training at the moment at the Centers".

So I have no idea how many more Legionaires or ships we'll end up with when they finish.

Though I guess you'll get with DP about that on Sunday?
 
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