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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Duesal said:
I'm beginning to think... should we have hired devils to covertly assist Aedon? He clearly needed the help. We shouldn't have trusted him not to roll over and choke on his own vomit.
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Half of an Outsider clearly wasn't enough for this... I am still baffled by the fact that literal divine intervention was needed to dissuade this idiot from his plans... like I am so done. Viserys is gonna need a drink after this.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
You think your YouTuber killers are weird?
America has a guy on the House of Representatives (Alcee Hastings) who was straight-up impeached and convicted for corruption and lying under oath a few years ago.
He's regularly reelected anyway.
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Oh please. Just look at the map of his electoral district.
And before that, he ran here:

The shape of these things alone is telling you quite clearly that a braindead monkey could get elected there, as long as he runs for the Democrats.
 
Also more weird things about Canada. Our PM has a calendar of him shirtless and it is called The Canadian Boyfriend. Today is not my day for weird shit is it?
 
Goldfish said:
[X] Azel

@Azel I think your spell selection is kinda iffy. That's a ton of Blood Wishing for relatively little effect.

Instead, have Viserys cast Ancestral Awakening to learn Cultural Adaptation and Heroism. He can then Blood Wish a Harmonic Chorus spell on himself to increase his caster level by +2 and an Arcane Concordance spell so that he can Extend all of his spells. While so affected, he casts Nine Lives, Cultural Adaptation, Heroism, Air of Nobility, and Grand Destiny(using Greater Shadow Enchantment) on each of them.

In addition to the greater understanding of their marks from Cultural Adaptation, they will each benefit from a +2 Morale bonus to Attacks, Saves, and Skill checks, +10 Circumstance bonus to Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Sense Motive, and they will each have four separate charges which can be used to apply a +4 Competence bonus to any Attack, Save, or Skill check. And since they're Extended and Viserys' caster level is temporarily at 20, each of the spells will last 400 minutes.

In addition, have Tyene cast Wind Walk, Neutralize Poison, and Nondetection on each of them. She can also cast Fire Seeds on one acorn for each of them so that they each have a 15d6 Fire damage ace in the hole in case of an emergency.

EDIT: Might as well have him cast Comprehend Languages on them, too, while he's at it.
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And this is why I asked you what kind of buffing scheme to use. :p

Could you wrap it into a vote? I really need to catch some sleep and will edit it in in the morning. Can't properly parse your stuff right now.
 
DragonParadox said:
Finally finished the litch's spell-book. Sorry it took so long:

Level 1: Cause Fear, Blade of Blood, Lesser Shivering Touch, Negative Energy Ray, Alarm, Shield, Mage Armor, Protection from Good, Appraising Touch, Obscuring Mist, Locate City, True Casting, Disguise Self, Friendly Face, Cultural Adaptation, Interrogation, Nerveskitter, Magic Missile,Sculpt Corpse
Level 2: Command Undead, Death Armor, Ghoul Glyph, False Life, Arcane Turmoil, Blur, Protection from Arrows, Obscure Object, Carrion Compass, See Invisibility, Expose the Dead, Darkbolt, Darkness, Veil of Shadow, Mirror Image, Eldritch Conduit, Dress Corpse, Shadow Double, Hidden Presence
Level 3: Discern Value, Mind Poison, Lesser Animate Dead, Eldritch Fever, Unliving Rage, Dispel Magic, Sign of Sealing, Displacement, Illusory Script, Fly, Sound Lance, Appearance of Life
Level 4: Fear, Touch of Years, Enervation, Animate Dead, Aura of the Unremarkable, Dimensional Anchor, Scrying, Detect Scrying, Unluck, Grim Revenge, Bestow Curse, Rigor Mortis, Flesh Puppet, Malicious Spite, Spell Enhancer
Level 5: , Night's Caress, False Vision, Antifire Sphere, Mirage Arcana, Cone of Cold
Level 6: Revive Undead, Contingency, Fabricate, Create Undead
Level 7: Finger of Death, Mummify
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Considering it was on the Lich from Lys' spellbook, no he did not veto it.
 
Sqweaktoy said:
You don't even really need any investigation to know that rampant gerrymandering is a thing in America in general, they don't make any secret of it.
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See everybody! I'm not racist!!! I'M JUST CORRUPT!

Case. Closed.

Edit: I feel almost dirtier posting about politics here than I do just shitposting. At least the shitposting is harmless. Some of this stuff probably gets sourced from toxic waste dumps. I mean Republican conventions. :V
 
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Azel said:
And this is why I asked you what kind of buffing scheme to use. :p

Could you wrap it into a vote? I really need to catch some sleep and will edit it in in the morning. Can't properly parse your stuff right now.
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Sure.

Just replace this line:
--[X] Viserys quickly fetches Aradia and moves with her to Anya and Mia. There, here uses Imbue with Spell Ability to grant each of them one casting each of Divine Insight, Cultural Adaption and Sanctuary.
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With this:
--[] Viserys quickly fetches Aradia and moves with her to Anya and Mia. He uses Ancestral Awakening to learn Cultural Adaptation and Heroism, then Blood Wishes Harmonic Chorus and Arcane Concordance spells on himself to boost his caster level to 20 and allow him to Extend all of his following spells. While enhanced, he casts Nine Lives, Air of Nobility, Comprehend Languages, Cultural Adaptation, Heroism, and Grand Destiny(using Greater Shadow Enchantment) on each of them.
---[] Tyene casts Neutralize Poison, Nondetection, and Wind Walk, on them and provides each of them with an acorn enhanced with a Fire Seeds spell so they inflict 15d6 damage when used.
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Goldfish said:
If you Google 'trudeau india trip' there are tons of embarrassing photos which should haunt the man for the rest of his life. And his poor family.
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... This was supposed to be a business trip, right? Not just a gaudy vacation? :facepalm:

My family's Indian and somehow I'm feeling embarrassment for Trudeau. I have no idea why.
One Autumn Leaf said:
At the risk of sounding racist he is too white to pull off what he was wearing.
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It's not racism. There are a bunch of pics of him praying to Hindu gods. There's appreciating a culture and there's just being weird about it.
 
Looks like he is acting like a bloody tourist.

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Even political scandals are somehow nicer and more mellow in Canada...
 
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