We currently have a net-worth of 19 million just in currency. Why shouldn't we use that leverage to make politics with it?

We have repeatedly run nearly dry because people splurged on equipment, crafting, weird purchases, phoenixes and so on, so I'm not seeing why I shouldn't use a comparatively smaller percentage of our current funds on politics. Especially as it's a loan, not just throwing it out of the window.
If he spends the first 250,000, we can loan him more. It encourages some degree of moderation, but just dropping 2,000,000 in his lap is just asking for a great deal of wastage, even if he has the best of intentions.
 
@Goldfish, your plan is, frankly, shit. You are trying to milk him for money instead of actually providing any aid at all.

Did you never notice that nobody ever bought stuff from us for these prices? Ever? Relath and Doran got better deals then that and never made use of them.

Might as well plunder his treasury by force and be on our way.
Our crafting time is more valuable to our own forces. I don't intend for us to ever use our crafters on stuff for the Iron Islands, if I can help it. We can commission it all from extraplanar markets, in which case he will be paying market cost and we won't make one red cent off of him.
 
I like most of @Azel's plan, but some parts are unacceptable, chiefly the offer to allow Rodrik to hire low level Scholarium mages and the stupidly huge loan he wants to give them. Allowing him to hire our low level mages might as well be sending them to their deaths and 2,000,000 IM for a loan to the Iron Islands of all places is simply unacceptable. Our entire kingdom wasn't worth that much just last month and still wouldn't be if we hadn't looted all the doors from the Sultan's prison on the Plane of Fire.

Also giving Rodrik a Lesser Three-Eyed Raven rather than making him choose between a bag of attuned sand and a Greater Three-Eyed Raven. We don't have many of the Greater Ravens and it would be of limited usefulness to Rodrik. A Lesser Raven is much more expendable and less likely to attract attention, while still providing Rodrik with a trusted observer and messenger.

[X] Plan Proxy War, the Goldfish Option (yellow was originally part of @Azel's plan, red are my own adjustments or additions)
-[X] "I am afraid that war is upon us all, regardless of our wishes. The Illithid will not give us any choice on the matter and neither will others."
-[X] Info-Dumping
--[X] Tell him about what you know about the Illithid, their methods, capabilities and goals. Don't sugar-coat it. He doesn't look too faint to handle the truth and if he feels overwhelmed by it, all the better for your position and good to know that he might be not suited to fight this war.
--[X] Do not mention what you know about their fortresses to not needlessly risk information security on that one. Instead, just imply that you know they have underwater fortresses but that you don't know any locations. It's not as if he had any chance to strike at them anyway.
--[X] Tell him what you know about the Drowned God - Illithid connection, including a recounting of the whole Damphair mess.
--[X] Explain your truce with the Illithid to him and that you are thus somewhat limited in your movements, even though you would love to offer more direct aid. Also stress that you are adhering to it mostly due to needing time to prepare for the war. If it were re-ignited right now, the death toll in your realm would be staggering.
--[X] Explicitly warn him about the effects of Bilestone and that it's being spread among his subjects. Also, that throne? Rots your brain. Doubly so if you wore that Driftwood Crown.
--[X] Ask him to share everything he deems important about the situation so that we can better formulate plans and render aid. That includes the political situation and in that regard, we can act more directly.
-[X] Offer Aid
--[X] Give him 5 PfEs and Healing Belts, for himself and those he deems the most in need of mental protection. Also the option to commission more from you.
--[] While you can't send mages, you can't stop any of the Scholarium mages from accepting temporary employment on the Iron Isles. Neither could you stop any Ironborn who learned there to come back to their home later. (He can try to hire some Scholarium students as sell-spells and send people to learn there. This circumvents the terms of the ceasefire and gets him some of the magical aid we can't supply directly. Also allows some of our mages to level.) This is a good way to get low level mages killed.
--[X] Offer to arrange a meeting with the Tritons so that he can strike more bargains with them.
--[X] Offer him to talk with Breath Taker in case he is willing to look into divine aid. The Merling King would not give aid without a cost, but said cost can be paid in the blood of the squidheads. (No need to beat around the bush here. He knows what we are all about, doesn't look terribly squeamish and is backed in a corner.)
--[X] Offer him to buy weaponry from you. Potions of Cerulean Sign, alchemical substances, steel weapons, potentially with +1 effects, the abberation detection pearls from Relath (though don't mention the source, just what they are and that you can provide them).
--[X] You are currently looking into making magic more widely available through minor rituals and will share some of those once they are ready.
--[] Make him a good price on everything, just a 10% markup over purchase price. All of this stuff is preferably not made by your own crafters, but bought in Amun Kelisk and the Opaline Vault in bulk, or in the case of +1 weapons and armor made by Everflame Ironworks. Everything that needs to be crafted by ourselves gets a 25% markup over crafting cost. We can do better than this without costing ourselves anything but perhaps some low level crafting time. Considering that we are going to give him a fuckhuge loan, that seems fair to me.

--[X] Allow him to commission items at market cost (twice our cost). This means that our crafting time will make us some profit, while commissions we facilitate in extraplanar markets will not.
--[X] Offer him a war-time loan of up to 250,000 IM (the originally proposed 2,000,000 is ridiculous), at a fixed interest of 0.25% monthly (roughly 3% yearly), to be repaid after the Illithid are permanently repelled.
--[X] Also give him a bag of attuned sand and a Lesser Three-Eyed Raven to keep in touch.

If you change no mages to specifically selected squads of low-mid level mages that we tender the offer for rather than allowing free market for Rodrik then you have my vote.
 
Adjusted my vote to 500,000 IM loan before Goldfish sinks this relationship.

Disregard this outdated statement.
 
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Dude, 250,000 IM is extraordinarily generous. That's not going to damage relations between us and the Iron Islands.
No it isn't. I really would have preferred not to have this discussion in depth, because I know people will balk at the idea of handing out money to the Iron Isles, but give me a bit to lay out my reasoning. A loan of 250,000 IM amounts to nothing at all.
 
I really would have preferred not to have this discussion in depth, because I know people will balk at the idea of handing out money to the Iron Isles,

This seems to have had the opposite effect, also I think people would probably prefer to have anyone's full reasoning in thread rather than being mislead by omission as this sentence seems to imply.
 
This here is the most important part:
From what you hear of the Reader's deeds the man has certainly demonstrated more than mere sanity, forethought, wit and, wisdom in the face of an uphill battle where a single step could mean his doom. The company he founded on the Essosi model, West Sea Seekers, has made consistent profits by both trade and sellsail contracts, profiting from the fact that in the Iron Isles, unlike the rest of the Seven kingdoms, it is far likelier for smallfolk to have wealth in coin not just land, beasts, or other cumbersome goods. Much like any of success it has drawn imitators, lords eager to make their fortune 'paying the gold price' after Iron has failed so utterly in Balon's rebellion. Alas none of these companies seem to survive long, storms, ill chance, and hushed tales of monsters followed everyone your friends had discovered.
The Iron Isles are bleeding money at a hilarious rate. Every trading ship sunk amounts to damages along the lines of 50,000 IM just in trade goods. This doesn't even account for the vessel itself, the failing company dragging more money down the abyss as it goes tits up or the tremendous damage this does to the economy as a whole.

As it is, the Iron Isles are incapable of producing much wealth domestically and at the same time utterly dependent on imports for base necessities such as food an agricultural products. With trade being unreliable, we have rising prices and thus unrest, the obvious venting mechanism being to go on raids and just take the cash and goods they otherwise can't get. This is the very cycle that keeps the Ironborn a bunch of reaving failures.

So what the area needs to stabilize and what needs to be done to prevent the Illithid from exploiting unrest caused by inflation and shortages is to prop the Iron Isles up economically. And they need a damn lot of money to do so. At the same time, Harlaw doesn't have the funds to buy much magical gear and lacks the mages to have even a minor chance at fighting back against Illithid infiltrators.

Thus me offering him a loan about a huge sum, so that he can fix the damage being done to his lands and afford to actually buy weapons. We could gift him 500,000 IM of equipment and it wouldn't make a whole lot of difference, as the Illithid could still start a civil war at any point in time, just by raiding a bit more. The solution to those raids themselves are mages, equipment and the funds to hire Triton mercenaries.

Is this costly? Fuck yes. Is it necessary? Also yes.

Frugality has it's place, but this isn't it. Penny pinching and hoarding our casters will loose us the Iron Isles to the Illithid.
 
If you change no mages to specifically selected squads of low-mid level mages that we tender the offer for rather than allowing free market for Rodrik then you have my vote.
Keep in mind that our low level mages are low level mages. We only have three Wizards at 5th level (not counting Mia who has joined the Inquisition), one who is off working for Salladhor Saan. The other two are currently serving as craftbots for us until we find somewhere to assign them. We have two 4th level Archivists and one 5th level Archivist (not counting Leila) who are in the same position, working as craftbots until suitable duties can be found for them. That's the highest we've got, not counting Adepts and Hedge Mages, who are barely mages at all and would be even more easily slaughtered. The rest are levels one through three.

Illithid SR is high enough that just one of them would be all but invincible to an entire squad of low level mages. It could feast on their brains with impunity. Add a few Sahuagin and it would be even more of a slaughter.
No it isn't. I really would have preferred not to have this discussion in depth, because I know people will balk at the idea of handing out money to the Iron Isles, but give me a bit to lay out my reasoning. A loan of 250,000 IM amounts to nothing at all.
That's not true at all. 250,000 IM is a freaking gigantic sum of money.

I'll add a statement into my version of the plan that allows for further loans, as needed.
 
[X] Azel

I've gathered up a few questions from my read through so far and figure now is as good a time as any.

Did we ever figure out a way to resurrect Xor?

I recall towards the beginning of the quest with the fight with the leader of the Orphene court seemed to imply it is conquerable. Is that something that might be worth doing?

I just read the interlude with Ser Raymun Darry and his niece. Did we ever get a chance to follow up on that? There was a lot of enthusiasm at the time to try to recruit the niece.
 
For his part Bronn does not interject, jesting that 'he'll handle lordly matters when he is a lord', a broad a hint as any you have ever been given.
@DragonParadox Has Bronn thought up a good surname and coat of arms yet?
Pro be clear, does he already want land? It's been months, I think.

Besides, I'd expect him to want Westerosi land.
It would be just my luck for the damn think to break while you are on it... Catching yourself would be the lest of your troubles.
While I am on it, and least of your troubles..
Edit: @TotallyNotEvil I think that you should take a point each form spot/listen and put them into bluff and intimidate. Max social on Viserys.
He is missing 3 skill points so no problem.

We don't use Bluff too much these days, tho, and Intimidate should have +8, not +6 from MotD.
 
This seems to have had the opposite effect, also I think people would probably prefer to have anyone's full reasoning in thread rather than being mislead by omission as this sentence seems to imply.
Well, I need to sleep sometimes so I prefer not to drag out my entire reasoning when I know it will spark a huge row about the merits of letting all the Ironborn die to Illithids instead of spending some coin on them that we very much have.

Though I can't sleep anyway, so might as well have that row.
That feels unfair, I doubt Azel intended to mislead anyone. Just probably didn't want another episode of 'Azel Vs Half the Thread'. can't say I blame him really.
Pretty much this. I didn't mislead anyone, I just didn't announce that the platform I'm standing on is a unpopular one.
That's not true at all. 250,000 IM is a freaking gigantic sum of money.

I'll add a statement into my version of the plan that allows for further loans, as needed.
It isn't. That's less then the monthly tax revenue of Tolos.

As far as war finances go while your economy is falling apart, this is pretty much nothing.
 
Also, I went back to the 2 million loan in my plan. He will need it, unless we spontaneously decide to exterminate all the Illithid next month.
 
Did we ever figure out a way to resurrect Xor?
Yes. There is a spell that can resurrect Outsiders, which we used to resurrect some of our Erinyes before recruiting them. Only downside is that we need a pound or so of Far-Realm stuff for that, so might need some Bilestone or Illithid parts.
I recall towards the beginning of the quest with the fight with the leader of the Orphene court seemed to imply it is conquerable. Is that something that might be worth doing?
That would be politically awkward due to them being in Braavosi lands and more specifically squatting in a mine of the Iron Bank.

We get them for free when we get Braavos anyway. Unless they are uppity about that, in which case the Old Gods will get them.
I just read the interlude with Ser Raymun Darry and his niece. Did we ever get a chance to follow up on that? There was a lot of enthusiasm at the time to try to recruit the niece.
No IC knowledge about that, so it's mostly a pipe-dream. Pretty much like how we wanted to snatch Theon from Damphair long before we got there, as we didn't even know Theon was there IC.

Might be worth to visit the Darrys on our next Riverland tour though.
 
That feels unfair, I doubt Azel intended to mislead anyone. Just probably didn't want another episode of 'Azel Vs Half the Thread'. can't say I blame him really.

What other word could I use, I tried to be as fair in language as possible and didn't ever say he was actually doing so.

How do you read his sentence other than:

"I didn't want the full information of this discussed because I predicted it would result in an outcome I didn't want."
 
What other word could I use, I tried to be as fair in language as possible and didn't ever say he was actually doing so.

How do you read his sentence other than:

"I didn't want the full information of this discussed because I predicted it would result in an outcome I didn't want."
Hm... then no. More accurate would be:
"I didn't want the matter discussed in depth, because I did not have the time or inclination to do so, especially as there likely would be not much opposition anyway."

What I do strongly object to is the implication that I withheld information. We all here have exactly the same information available to us. What I withheld is my analysis of the information.
 
Hm... then no. More accurate would be:
"I didn't want the matter discussed in depth, because I did not have the time or inclination to do so, especially as there likely would be not much opposition anyway."

What I do strongly object to is the implication that I withheld information. We all here have exactly the same information available to us. What I withheld is my analysis of the information.
Although I disagree quite strongly with your proposed loan to the Iron Islands, I can't say that you seemed to be attempting to mislead anyone at any point. You've been quite straight forward from the beginning, though I do think you might not have chosen the best wording earlier.
 
What other word could I use, I tried to be as fair in language as possible and didn't ever say he was actually doing so.

How do you read his sentence other than:

"I didn't want the full information of this discussed because I predicted it would result in an outcome I didn't want."
Well, I can tell you I read it as
"I don't have the energy for this fight at the moment, so I was hoping it wouldn't be needed."
Subsequent postings have held up this interpretation, so I'm pretty comfortable with it.
Also, I think it's a little disingenuous to conflate being circumspect in order to potentially avoid unnecessary conflict with being intentionally misleading. It is assuming a level of bad faith from the start of the discussion that simply isn't helpful, and in this particular case is pretty unwarranted.
 
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