"Meanwhile in other news, demand for Beads of Newt Prevention has skyrocketed across many of the planes today, experts cite 'reliable lack of divination success regarding the likelihood of not being a turtle in 10 years' as the reason for the boom.
The Sultan of Brass could not be reached for comment, but reports indicate that beads are being shipped to his important retainers in bulk lots."
 
BTW, ya'll, I totally forgot to mention it earlier, but now that we can cast 8th level spells, a new tactic has become available to us.

It requires using Ancestral Awakening to temporarily acquire the Chain Spell Metamagic feat, which turns a single target spell into one that can affect up to one target per caster level. Dany has made good use of it up until to this point, but now it is our turn, because the glory of Mass Baleful Polymorph is upon us. :drevil:
...I'll be in my bunk.
 
It would be funny if we're just conning ourselves into thinking we're some kind of genius incognito, but to be honest, I think the reputation of dragons being giant scaly man-children works against them, and in our favor. Because a name like Scalathrax Ashbringer to my ears sounds as paper-thin an assumed name as, say, Tiserys Vargaryen.
Holy shit, we could actually pull of Tiserys Vargaryen with a straight face, being on another plane and all.
 
We gambled with the lives of millions of people against a couple of weeks of work, a few thousand gold, and a couple of high profile sacrifices. And. we. won.
You know how investing on ships in long trips was meant to be a gamble but then we got Yss and cheated with divination? Well with the Wildfire we did exactly the same thing.
 
[X] "Well met, Yrten Sword-Sunder. I must admit, the Golden Wind is truly an impressive vessel. Rarely have I seen its equal." We can flatter you so hard your brain dribbles out of your ears, but we'll rein ourselves in for now. But be aware that we find your ship pleasing to the eye, and should you attempt to double-cross us, it will make a fine addition to my hoard. Addressing the Tiefling Mage, "Greeting, Wisdom, we have not yet been introduced. I am known as Scalathrax Ashbringer."
-[X] "I do dabble in scholarly pursuits on occasion, and would be happy to trade tales, lore and perhaps some items of power but battle is upon us soon.
-[X] Excepting the two very fine Knights here, those with me are mages of the sixth circle or higher.
-[X] For injuries, *point to Tyene* my ally here has a paradime well suited to that problem, as do *point to Dany* and myself, if to a lesser extent.
-[X] What circle have you reached, and in what direction do your talents lie? (Generalist, transmuting, blasting).
-[X] What can you tell us of the ship in question (You mentioned divinations)? Does it have escorts. What weapons and known or likely wardings are we likely to face. Do you have an idea of crew numbers on the ship generally? What is your current plan of attack, and how fast can this ship get to the target?
-[X] Varys will relay to us the pertinent information she is able to glean using Mindsight, including the number of Intelligent crew members, and whether there are any Efreeti or Devils aboard.
 
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You know how investing on ships in long trips was meant to be a gamble but then we got Yss and cheated with divination? Well with the Wildfire we did exactly the same thing.
Oh yeah, i forgot, was it just me, or at some point one of the sneks showed remarkable and inexplicable expertise in matters of trade, which i immediatly assumed was a consequence of us using their god to make money?
 
[X] Goldfish
Except we forgot, and they forgot, they all forgot...

Some days I wake up and his name is on the tip of my tongue, his face all to clear if I can just reach for it... it always slips away though, a formless shape that my whole being cries at its departure...

Can one grieve for that which does not exist?

Did it ever?
 
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[X] Goldfish

I'll be honest I kinda want to give a different name and make that different name each time thing a reality. You guys know nobody here would call us out on it. Plus with the Mind Blank in effect nobody could check either. All those for?
 
We have one cowl of warding, and two mindblank items. While Dany can give one mindblank for a day, that is impermanent.

Unless we use xp to make it permanent. Can we?

Anyway, we got a lot of adamantium, so my point is that I want to get paid in mindblank items.
 
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