Ya have a bunch of votes.

Also freedom of movement as written is a headache so whatever.

I want to know why we did not land there in dragon form. Aside from bubble size I guess.
 
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How is that any different from the effect of "Web" spell, which FoM explicitly protects against? Web is a conjuration (creation) that doesn't allow SR, so the web isn't magical itself.

It may not allow SR but it is dispelable and has a duration. That would seem to indicate an ongoing spell.
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@TotallyNotEvil Which party members are supposed to get a Mind Blank earring and pair of Soulfire Bracers?

I've added having Lya and Dany's Greater Earrings of Arcane Acuity upgraded to be slotless into the schedule so that they can benefit from both.
 
@TotallyNotEvil

By the way, I have heard the word "SASUGA" so many times that it has almost lost all meaning recently.

Now whenever Viserys does something outrageous I'm almost disappointed we don't having a fawning minion to go "AS EXPECTED OF HIS GRACE!"
 
@TotallyNotEvil Which party members are supposed to get a Mind Blank earring and pair of Soulfire Bracers?

I've added having Lya and Dany's Greater Earrings of Arcane Acuity upgraded to be slotless into the schedule so that they can benefit from both.
Viserys and Lya are supposed to get the bracers. Didn't we order only two?
@TotallyNotEvil

By the way, I have heard the word "SASUGA" so many times that it has almost lost all meaning recently.

Now whenever Viserys does something outrageous I'm almost disappointed we don't having a fawning minion to go "AS EXPECTED OF HIS GRACE!"
 
Bzzt! Bzzt! Bzzt!

Damn it, they don't make beta reader shock collars like they used to.
 
Part MMCCLXV: Whims of Chaos
Whims of Chaos

Fourth Day of the Fifth Month 293 AC

You are not here to play hero against an unknown power, on a field of their choosing, you admit to yourself with some reluctance. Though wishcraft is potent, every one you utter weakens you, and that well will soon run dry if used without counting the cost. If there is any true responsibility you can be said to carry here it is to the mage you currently carry. He took your coin and accepted your protection.

Thus resolved to your task you cut down the other silk wrapped bundle in reach that might be a prisoner. Alas a few swift brows reveal that this prisoner had not been as fortunate as Alvar. Thousands of fragile silver spirit-lings pour out of the mouth and eyes of the blackened desiccated corpse of what must once have been a winged woman, likely hawk-kin. As the gruesome torrent subsides you notice that the body does not seem to be wearing or carrying anything of note. Though you have not checked the still slumbering genie-kin with any care you would wager he too had been stripped of any coin 'notes' or other precious things he may have been carrying. Another mark, if such is even needed considering something far more purposeful than the spiders had sent him here.

Just as the spiders were beginning to cautiously reappear beneath you, testing the limits of the sphere with their many legs, you utter again the words of far-traveling and in one long breath find your self back with the others.

You gain 1000 XP

***​

Alvar's tale, once he is awakened by a philter from Phaerl and a healing a healing touch from Vee, is at once familiar and bizarre. Several years ago he had made a bet he could not pay on following a bad run at the races, setting him in the not entirely willing service of 'The Lotus of Discord', a being of pure and unfettered chaos, whom you recognize as a Lord of the Slaad, one of the mad toad-like creators and destroyers born of Limbo's tides. He had been a kind and cruel master by turn, or at least so it seemed to Alvar. By your reckoning the Slaadi are creatures wholly unconcerned with either, though mortals can certainly assign either trait to them.

The uneasy agreement came to an end when the creature has asked Alvar do something 'beyond the bounds of sense and sanity'. It takes quite a bit of persuading to actually get him to explain what that deed was, but once he does you can hardly blame him for the reaction.

"He wanted you to boil up his young to turn into trinkets?" Waymar exclaims, sickened. "How does this thing not belong in the Pit?"

"That's not the end of it," the genie-kin explains, voice shaking slightly at the memory. "The talismans I spoke of would have been distributed as tokens in his various gambling businesses. Some would confer magical blessings, others curses, and the third set would have metamorphosed the bearers into yet more Slaad to make up for the ones lost in the creation."

"That seems a flawed system," you interject, struggling to maintain an analytical view of the matter. "If there is only so much power in the sacrifices then how could merely a portion of the results birth more of these spirits than were originally utilized?"

"I can't claim to understand it all..." Alvar hesitates, obviously still a touch self-conscious at meeting your gaze even with all your attempts to set him at ease. "But supposedly something about the chance and chaos of it all would further empower the magic."

"Why did this Lord Flower decide to turn you into spider food if he needed you to weave the enchantments?" Vee asks.

Alvar blushes, the expression painfully clear against his still pale complexion. "You see, I was not supposed to be killed, only shown the price of disobedience, but I er... tried to talk to the spiders."

"You taunted them?" you guess.

"Not initially, but it may have come out that way by the end. They decided to poison me in order to make me be quiet," he admits, somewhat sheepishly

"You'll fit right in, then," Ser Richard snorts.

Embra clears her throat for attention, her expression grim and purposeful as you have rarely seen it: "I think we should work to banish this lord of Limbo back from whence he came. The Wind Wardens will move if we take this to them, but they must follow the law and gather proof. Too much time in which he could work fel magics upon the people of the skyhold."

"And we would not be condemned for such unsanctioned action?" Waymar asks, clearly dubious about acting outside the laws of the realm now that it was no longer a matter of rescuing an oath-sworn vassal.

"Not so long as we can prove it was to the betterment of Armun Kelisk and its people," Embra confirms.

What do you do?

[] Banish this mad chaos monger before he can do more harm, and claim your due for his deeds from his treasures
-[] Write in plan

[] Turn the matter over to the authorities

[] Write in


OOC: Even though you did not kill any spiders you did overcome both them and the trap, hence the XP.
 
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We blocked out two days for this action and ending it early won't really help us much. So long as we finish by the end of the 5th, at least.

[X] Banish this mad chaos monger before he can do more harm, and claim your due for his deeds from his treasures.
-[X] Ask Alvar to use the Wayfinder in order to locate the Slaad in question. If it is not currently on the Plane, or awarded against detection, we will need to make other arrangements, but if it can be located we can seek it out and end this quickly.
--[X] While Alvar does that, Viserys drinks a potion of Lesser Restoration and asks Embra where she would recommend we secure lodging for ourselves.
---[X] After rooms are secured, Viserys used the magic bedroom to recover his spells.
 
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We blocked out two days for this action and ending it early won't really help us much. So long as we finish by the end of the 5th, at least.

[X] Banish this mad chaos monger before he can do more harm, and claim your due for his deeds from his treasures.
-[X] Ask So far to use the Wayfinder in order to locate the Slaad in question.

Keep in mind that you do have trade to do and rushing that may cost you money as you have to make do with sub-par deals.
 
@DragonParadox Question, do we have enough information to handle this kind of like how we handled that one time where we bulldozed through all obstacles in our path because we got tired of people poking the dragon and it worked really, really well for some reason?

Or is this something like an active and involved investigation because we don't have a place to strike at yet?

It's hard to tell with the narrative as given because our hireling explains what happened and who was involved but it isn't explicit if he also mentioned "oh yeah they're over there" amidst that explanation and Viserys just left it out because he wasn't sure if he'd decided to involve himself yet.

If so, we probably won't have time to trade too @Goldfish.
 
Keep in mind that you do have trade to do and rushing that may cost you money as you have to make do with sub-par deals.
Never mind, then.

[X] Turn the matter over to the authorities
-[X] Surreptitiously use magic to confirm that Alvar has not been replaced by a Death Slaad, or is being magically compelled in any manner.
 
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Tacking onto that, I think we should honestly inform the proper authorities through Embra, do our shopping, and then if we have time handle it ourselves.

One, this is explicitly breaking the law so if things go tits up and we're left as the scapegoat for a bit of ruckus, we have to explain ourselves and get virtually no benefit to ourselves just before an important set of negotiations.

On the other hand, we have a purpose here and we're not exactly obligated to do anything. If we do, that's just a bonus to being friends with us and not interfering with our schedule.

I think what I'm trying to say is, don't mess with our schedule, bad guys.
 
@DragonParadox

Will the Cops need witnesses? Or will they just take us at our word? We have pretty good optics, and we seem to know what we're talking about.

Oh, and we're friends with the Vizier's daughter.
 
The authorities are perfectly capable of handling this properly, and more importantly, we have important shopping to do. That competence-boosting item for our Erinyes comes to mind.

[X] Turn the matter over to the authorities
-[X] Surreptitiously use magic to confirm that Alvar has not been replaced by a Death Slaad, or is being magically compelled in any manner.
 
Where's your sense of adventure, y'all?

We can just drop one day from Upon a Sea of Flame.


[X] Banish this mad chaos monger before he can do more harm, and claim your due for his deeds from his treasures.
-[X] Ask Alvar to use the Wayfinder in order to locate the Slaad in question. If it is not currently on the Plane, or awarded against detection, we will need to make other arrangements, but if it can be located we can seek it out and end this quickly.
--[X] While Alvar does that, Viserys drinks a potion of Lesser Restoration and asks Embra where she would recommend we secure lodging for ourselves.
---[X] After rooms are secured, Viserys used the magic bedroom to recover his spells.
-[X] Don't forget to equip the new Soulfire Bracers. Lend one of them to Embra.
 
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Sometimes I think when the random encounter table hits its stride, DP just throws one at us to see if we will realize we don't actually have to lift a hand sometimes.

We've just gotten so used to butting our noses in and "solving the problem" for people without being asked that it's instinctual. Even @Goldfish's gut instinct was to go back in time and save John Conner here.
 
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