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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Azel said:
Maybe we should ask Lagoon-Dude to write a formal complaint to Kings Landing?

"Dear Robert Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men.

Please, get your shit together.

Sincerely,
Ferrengo Antario, Sealord of Braavos

P.S. We are currently looking into alternatives."
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"P.P.S On the grounds of endemic existential negligence, namely two ill-timed naval actions against presumptive heirs of a fallen dynasty that led to their exile in our fair city, soaring to the heights of high society after a one year public debut, and then taking over a third of the Disputed Lands after an exile assumed to be on your own orders, respectively, as well as an abdication of title to the aforementioned subject in question, House Baratheon has been deemed lacking in qualities inherent to "having one's shit together" in entirety. We can safely assume that any presumed heirs who have yet to grow to majority are likely to be equally liable to critical existential negligence in turn in the very near future.

Unrelated, but Tyroshi Pear Brandy prices have skyrocketed recently. Attached to this letter is a case of a fine vintage that I think you shall appreciate."
 
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@DragonParadox, what are your thoughts on us bringing Alysande along for some of our fetch quests in the distant future? I would dearly love to accelerate her levelups. She's one level away from Level 5 spells. :o

Teleport, Mage's Private Sanctum, Secret Chest, etc.

EDIT: And what's the word on the Sealord providing the diamond dust for warding the Wind House? I'm assuming he said yes?

Also, @Goldfish, for some reason Alysande doesn't have Mage's Armor, instead she's been relying on Shield. We should just have one of the mageling wizards scribe a scroll of that to add to the pile next turn.
 
Duesal said:
Also, @Goldfish, for some reason Alysande doesn't have Mage's Armor, instead she's been relying on Shield. We should just have one of the mageling wizards scribe a scroll of that to add to the pile next turn.
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Pretty sure Viserys, Lya, or Maelor has a scroll of Mage Armor on them right now they could give her.
 
Being a Braavosi wizard must be hard. They're expected to be accountants, spies, detectives, swat officers, craftsmen and consummate actors (vis-à-vis pretending to know what the hell they're doing at all times even when they don't to reassure the muggles).

It's also amusing that when these scenes come up, everyone in the room looks to Viserys like he just knows what to do, or what's going on. It's terribly amusing considering his really high social skills. He could probably make shit up in just the most creative way possible that gets them to deal with an issue in the right way, for the wrong reasons.
 
Those are our privys he'd be shitting up. No sense torturing the staff... it's not their fault a fat lout is squatting in our castle.
 
Nah. The goal is to send everyone into a frenzy about Detect Poison throwing a positive, then feeling stupid when Pycelle tells them that it was harmless. And that he is regular again.
 
I'd rather not have "ATTEMPTED TO MAKE THE KING SHIT HIMSELF TO DEATH" added to our list of 'accomplishments'. Or accomplishments. Because, I mean... what if that happened?

I would definitely include that in our biography, which I'm definitely not ghostwriting for Viserys whenever I find the free time... no sir.
 
DragonParadox said:
"Poisoned, yes, but it is meant to paralyze not kill. When the traps spring they set off bells you can hear all over the house. Barring the case where we are all gone for some reason, in which case we have far larger problems than this chest, there would be someone to confront an intruder, and it's considerably easier to get answers from a living thief than a corpse."
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Wait a damn minute... @DragonParadox, from the looks of this, this poison works for hours.

Could we get the recipe and/or outright buy some? Tyene would be amazing with this. So many options for sacrifice gathering.
 
Crake said:
I'd rather not have "ATTEMPTED TO MAKE THE KING SHIT HIMSELF TO DEATH" added to our list of 'accomplishments'. Or accomplishments. Because, I mean... what if that happened?

I would definitely include that in our biography, which I'm definitely not ghostwriting for Viserys whenever I find the free time... no sir.
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It's a step up from "spices his morning coffee with a pinch of finely ground toddler", don't you think?
 
[X] Duesal

@Duesal It would be ideal if we could grow the Silver Eye's Heart Tree with just their cursed items. That would save our stuff for our own purposes.
 
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