@DragonParadox We have a consensus.
Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Jul 2, 2018 at 11:54 AM, finished with 202205 posts and 11 votes.

  • [X] While we could acquire a servant of the Old Gods who could serve as a priest of sorts, it would be very ill suited to attend to legal matters. A clerk or two working with it would be needed and we would have to check in SD for a suitable candidate.
    -[X] If that's okay for him, make a Druidic, Advanced Lotus Leshy for the task.
 
@bigbow actual here, place's a mess, someone beat us to it. No sign of DP.

We're going to search the neighborhood, request support.
Actual, this is Hellspire. We got a radar contact inbound to your location. No responder code and it's moving fast. ETA 7 minutes. Take cover and wait for reinforcements. Do not, I repeat, do not fan out.
 
Not at the moment. It has a limit of CR 10 on what it can make.

Since Lotus Leshys start at 5CR, the Druidic template adds +2 and the advanced one +1, so that should still only be CR8. We could even add another and still keep it under 10, unless there is something I am missing....

Also, good luck on softening the stance on the Fey up in here. The Fey add adventure, danger, passion, creativity and ambitious desires to a population, inspiring lots of change and activity and artistic endeavors, all of which distract from a perfectly planned lawful neutral Imperial regime.
 
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Actual, this is Hellspire. We got a radar contact inbound to your location. No responder code and it's moving fast. ETA 7 minutes. Take cover and wait for reinforcements. Do not, I repeat, do not fan out.

Acknowledged Hellspire, taking cover within local bar. Locals look burly. Be advised Latin American team effectiveness has been temporarily lowered. @das_slash is currently locked in a staring contest with @TotallyNotEvil and it does not bode good. Any news on the Magpie knight? Whatever that bogey is its giving out plenty of shade outside...
 
That's a support ship from Siberia. No idea why we sent it there, commander is asleep already. Expect sci-fi air drops and supplementary materials from Young Chemist sets. They could be stale leftovers from Soviet times and are not suitable for dynamite production anymore
 
So... does anyone here play ark? its on sale on steam right now, and loving dinosaurs as much as i do, i bought it, but so far i have failed to convince my friends to join me.
 
Vote closed.

Edit: If you are going to send a rescue mission make sure to include batteries. I had no power for the last two hours.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Jul 2, 2018 at 2:28 PM, finished with 202215 posts and 13 votes.

  • [X] While we could acquire a servant of the Old Gods who could serve as a priest of sorts, it would be very ill suited to attend to legal matters. A clerk or two working with it would be needed and we would have to check in SD for a suitable candidate.
    -[X] If that's okay for him, make a Druidic, Advanced Lotus Leshy for the task.
 
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Part MMCXXVI: As Gears of Iron Turn
As Gears of Iron Turn

Seventeenth Day of the Third Month 293 AC

"There are certain beings who would be uniquely suited to discerning the mind of the Old Gods, but they would not be ones I would set to legal or administrative matters," you reply. Then with a smile, "Perhaps I can find a clerk or two who burn easily from too much sun."

The Sealord delivers usual Braavosi response to such a statement with pitch perfect outrage. "I'll have you know I saw the sun just last month." For just the snap of a few heartbeats honest laughter rings through the chamber, the sort one might hear by the Moon Pool or in a tavern by the docks when the wine flows free.

"Would you be interested in a play, Serenity?" you ask, a sudden whimsy gripping you. "There are many among my friends with a love of theater and skills one would not oft find among mummers..."

"Ah, you mean rulers?" Ferrengo Antarion replies, keeping his tone just as light. "What are we if not mummers who make of the world entire our stage?"

"A philosophy I cannot bring myself to disagree with, but no, I mean an actual play accompanied by magic, perhaps of the conquest of Tyrosh..."

"No... no, a bit too inspiring," the Lord of Braavos replies the moment of levity set aside. "I do not need crowds of rowdy apprentices and bravos drunk on glory marching on Pentos when the time comes. Perhaps it is best to keep it to Mantarys. That is distant enough as not to fire the blood to folly."

"As you wish, Serenity," you agree graciously. The man knows his people better than you can, after all. "Speaking of unbridled calls to action, is there any troubling pirate band or other threat in these northern waters you would wish removed? I find myself in command of certain captains whose effectiveness is only matched by their utter lack of subtlety."

"The infamous enchantress, yes," Syrio speaks up unexpectedly. "Tell me, is she indeed one of the threshold fey as they loudly claim to any who would listen?"

"Yes," you answer, hiding a smile at the man's surprised and disappointed look, no doubt at the fact that he would not be able to silence the braggarts.

After throwing a commiserating look at his First Sword, wholly alike to one you might have shared with Ser Richard, the Sealord notes that there have been tales of a small Ibbenese fleet turned to piracy in the Shivering Sea, though it is always particularly hard to tell the work of pirates from storms in those treacherous waters.

You make no promises save that you will look into the matter before moving on to a far more serious concern: "I realize that through my own actions dragon eggs are now far more than the beautiful curiosities they once were. I would be willing to offer training for ten mages at the Scholarum paid in full for the opportunity to make offers for them to any Braavosi who might possess them, and an aditional two mages for every egg I can secure."

The Sealord listens to you carefully, but the answer he gives is not what you might have expected: "Tell me, Your Grace, how much would you pay for three such eggs?"

"From your family's collection?" Lya asks, surprised.

Ferrengo Antarion shakes his head firmly. "The city treasury, held in the most secure vault of the Iron Bank." The tone bespeaks of grim deeds in acquiring those treasures, but he does not elaborate.

"What would you ask for them?" you ask, not a question you would pose to any common goods to be sure, but even before the tides of magic began to rise a dragon egg was a prize to enoble the greatest of collections. Here and now, to you in particular, they are worth as much as dragon riders to be, a weapon by which kingdoms might be made to kneel.

"Had you not already agreed to the plans for Pentos I would have asked for that pledge," he admits. "Now my thoughts turn to something more long lasting..." he trails off, and for the first time since you have first laid eyes upon him the Sealord seems at a loss for words, or rather fearful of speaking them.

"We all know how the game is played, the games of court are little different than those of commerce. I will not hold an over-bold bid against you," you assure him.

The man nods to himself far more than you: "An understanding that you shall not found your own bank under the understanding that in time the Iron Bank might extend its influence southwards to the betterment of all."

You draw back, shocked that he would so strongly hint at his city's submission so soon in the game. Such a uniquely Braavosi audacity. Still, you suspect most of the Keyholders would not thank the Sealord for his gamble.

What do you reply?

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OOC: The rolls for this part were really good, so the Sealord took a chance on your alliance here and revealed something he would normally have kept much closer to the chest about the Braavosi strategy (or at least that of his faction).
 
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Holy crap, he does have access to dragon eggs! o_O

I'm so happy we asked about that.

As for the Iron Bank, I'm perfectly happy not to open our own bank. They have been and continue to be fantastic partners with us, and they'll no doubt stay that way as long as our good economic policies continue.
 
If a branch of the Iron Bank suddenly opens in SD, that might kind of give away the depths of our alliance with Braavos. Not that I am opposed to that...
 
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