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All this talk of Heaven not doing anything reminds me of Fallen Angel, a series that started off DC and then switched companies.

In that series God is seriously tired of humans asking for help instead of actually helping themselves that she's actively considering another apocalypse.

She made humanity to be her inheritors, gave 'em custody of the Earth, her children to supplant her as she retired to sweet sweet oblivion.

Instead, people bug her 24/7. She's way past ready for the kids to move out, start doing their own laundry, pick up after themselves, and stop asking her for money.

Paul not worshipping her and actually going around solving societal problems? She'd do cartwheels for joy.
 
I'm obviously in the minority, but picking a fight with Heaven while gearing up to fight Hell seems inadvisable. Is that what he said? Because I don't recall him planning that far ahead—remember bad memory—and why would that work in the first place? "The human has stolen the fruit and taken it to this human city....I suppose it's time to go invade Hell."
You don't think there any such groups, but you don't know that there aren't, and neither does Paul because he never bothered to look for any. And maybe it's the crusader kings player in me, but I'm not one to discount someone as a potential ally until I get that definitive 'no'. Otherwise you might pass over groups that might be willing to aid but you pass them over thinking they wouldn't.
And Blaze is willing to aid Paul, to an extent. I'm saying this a lot, but I don't recall her expressing a willingness to storm Satanus' stronghold in Hell to put the guy down personally.

"If an actual demonic invasion didn't result in direct divine intervention I doubt that what I did will. And if it does… I'll just have someone open a portal to Hell, fly through and wait until they've cut through half of Hell to find me. I don't have a lot of time for the Silver City, but if they're finally involving themselves in the world… Great. They're far more able to fight Demons than I am. If they'd taken action after Fawcett City I wouldn't have gone to Eden."

All signs point to the Silver City not hunkering down on Hell just because one Hellenist asks them to. After all, people pray for them to do it every day - a number that most assuredly increased after the Fawcett City incident - and any one that already possesses the knowledge and ability to contact Heaven directly has probably already tried themselves.

Blaze is being hunted by her brother. I couldn't tell you why exactly that is, but she did agree to ally with the League to fight back against her brother.
 
I also remember everyone and their grandmother coming up with ways that an industrialized hell can turned to atomized/back holed/singularity'd ash. If he can get back into hell with even a few of the OLC I doubt Hell's newfound industrialization would last very long.

Hell is pretty magic based in combat, and magic is a pretty big weakness of Lanterns, if Paul is anything to go by. Even if everyone has spell eaters, I still seriously doubt a few OLC members could do it.

If Paul could easily conquer hell, he'd have done it already.
 
Extreme lack of tact.
So appropriate as a response - not religion, not differing opinions. Proper damn'd manners. I wholeheartedly agree - needless rudeness is inefficient. Whole bloody mess could have been negated with a simple heads-up said out-loud anywhere to the presumed omniscient deity that you were going to pop off to Eden for an apple. He could have told the angel right there

"No worries - I let the owner know, so it's cool".

If no-one was waiting for him to stop him, the only reasonable expectation would be "oh, must be allowed" and toddle off to their Angel beds - as free will isn't a thing with them, they would have to wait for further orders and let him pass.

Sorry, think you just put a pin in a rant I didn't know I had. Thanks!
 
Heaven's not there just to be anti-Hell. If they were half as benevolent as they claimed to be, they'd have angels out doing things to help people avoid being permanently damned because they believed in Christ and weren't perfect enough for the Silver City. Instead they're... what are they doing, exactly? Who knows. Whatever it is, they're not helping a situation that inherently favors Hell and puts people in eternal torment for disproportionate reasons. Like, maybe Hitler deserves eternal torment. Maybe. But most of the souls in Hell don't. And Heaven has proceeded to do nothing about this state of affairs for centuries. Again, if they believe even half of their own press, the correct solution to this state of affairs is to do literally anything except ignore it, but look at what they've actually done about it.

As for summoning the angel, you may be correct, but even then, all that does is establish that you don't call on angels unless you have a damn good reason, and note that nobody knows what even counts as a damn good reason because for people who invested a lot of effort into early-day humanity, they've had next to no communication with them since Christ walked the Earth.







I don't know who he intended to get, but he clearly had someone who he knew could do the job.



I mean, how much wiggle room is there here? She clearly isn't associated with Hell (which would be the better choice for getting souls for nefarious purposes), and while the Greek pantheon is less than moral they usually save any creative tormenting of souls for people who deserved it, and those people wouldn't be in the Silver City. So... what threat could Thana have possibly posed? What could she have done with one of their souls that she couldn't have done far more easily with a damned soul? It's clearly disproportionate, because no matter how you slice it, Thana didn't do anything burn-worthy. And, hell, if trying to contact Heaven was what the problem was, how did they expect Thana to know she wasn't allowed to do that, seeing as they haven't talked to anyone about that in centuries?



At least we agree on this much. It's much better than the last multipage argument I had on this topic.
Eh, I'm not really looking at Heaven as benevolent per se? More like a neglectful parent who's sort of around but doesn't do much of anything but might step in if the situation gets bad enough.
And Hell always seemed wonky but I wrote it off as the equivalent of religious superstition built up to scare people into staying in line—because the idea of someone willingly inflating Hell's numbers as you slowly progress to Armageddon where the armies of Heaven and Hell clash always seemed kind of well, dumb.

Thanks for that quote by the way, specific details tend to fall to the wayside—though I'll have to go looking for the conversations with Matthias from back then because I'm still not remembering a specific conversation they had about that; maybe the IHOP one? It does put the idea of contacting Heaven out of the running though and makes what seemed like a strange leap in logic more understandable.

I'm just struggling to think of anyone he's met or interacted with that had the ability to open a portal to Hell but I suppose some minor DC character exhibited the ability at some point.

Oh, while I'm refusing to completely accept Thana's telling of the events as truth I'm not gonna say burning wasn't a bit much. But this is the same Heaven that turned Lot's wife to a pillar of salt or stone for looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah getting blasted. The same Heaven who decided the best way to support Moses' plea for the Israelites to be set free was nationwide plagues. Excessive and overblown responses was kind of their thing, at least in the Old Testament. So I kind of expect it from them I guess? Which is a bit depressing I suppose. Though that makes me wonder when she made the attempt—cue someone finding an exact quote.

All signs point to the Silver City not hunkering down on Hell just because one Hellenist asks them to. After all, people pray for them to do it every day - a number that most assuredly increased after the Fawcett City incident - and any one that already possesses the knowledge and ability to contact Heaven directly has probably already tried themselves.

Blaze is being hunted by her brother. I couldn't tell you why exactly that is, but she did agree to ally with the League to fight back against her brother.
I'm not quite sure what you mean with the hunkering down bit, I was replying to someone saying that Paul's plan was to try to leave traces of demon magic behind in an attempt to get Heaven to attack Hell. I was saying that said plan required Paul not to then immediately use the able, allowing it out of the range of his wards and making it trackable.

The dialogue was to poke fun at the idea that the forces of Heaven would see the demon magic, start gearing up, see the pomegranate reappear in the middle of a human city, and then still invade Hell.

Oh, you're saying Paul trying to contact them wouldn't work—oh sure most likely not. I was just concerned that an attempt wasn't made—though that was addressed by another poster.

And opposing Satanus is all well and good (and honestly expected at this point) but it doesn't really do much to stop the industrialization of Hell that he's got going.

Someone stated that having Blaze angel up would make her a counter to her brother, but to apply that counter (and stop the industrialization everyone's worried about) they'd need to go after Satanus who's hardly gonna show up on Earth spoiling for a fight. So they'd need to invade Hell in general and whatever stronghold Satanus has in particular to kill him (assuming his death would stop the industrialization of course).

Hell is pretty magic based in combat, and magic is a pretty big weakness of Lanterns, if Paul is anything to go by. Even if everyone has spell eaters, I still seriously doubt a few OLC members could do it.

If Paul could easily conquer hell, he'd have done it already.
Then I feel deeply deceived by the many people crying foul when he didn't reduce Hell to ash during his visit.
Harrumph
 
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Eh, I'm not really looking at Heaven as benevolent per se? More like a neglectful parent who's sort of around but doesn't do much of anything but might step in if the situation gets bad enough.

Exactly. I've had neglectful parents, and let me tell you, you do not rely on them for one. Damn. Thing. At least, no more than you have to. You'd like to think that if you really need them, they'll be there, but you cannot plan for them to do so. They will let you down.

And Hell always seemed wonky but I wrote it off as the equivalent of religious superstition built up to scare people into staying in line—because the idea of someone willingly inflating Hell's numbers as you slowly progress to Armageddon where the armies of Heaven and Hell clash always seemed kind of well, dumb.

It is dumb. But it is, undeniably, canon for this fic and presumably for the Hellblazer comics it draws from.

I'm just struggling to think of anyone he's met or interacted with that had the ability to open a portal to Hell but I suppose some minor DC character exhibited the ability at some point.

Ambrose Bierce, maybe?

Oh, while I'm refusing to completely accept Thana's telling of the events as truth I'm not gonna say burning wasn't a bit much. But this is the same Heaven that turned Lot's wife to a pillar of salt or stone for looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah getting blasted. The same Heaven who decided the best way to support Moses' plea for the Israelites to be set free was nationwide plagues. Excessive and overblown responses was kind of their thing, at least in the Old Testament. So I kind of expect it from them I guess? Which is a bit depressing I suppose. Though that makes me wonder when she made the attempt—cue someone finding an exact quote.

I mean, you hit the nail on the head here... and that's probably exactly why Paul doesn't want to associate with them, because disproportionate is their thing, and they do it for some of the most arbitrary of reasons.
 
Exactly. I've had neglectful parents, and let me tell you, you do not rely on them for one. Damn. Thing. At least, no more than you have to. You'd like to think that if you really need them, they'll be there, but you cannot plan for them to do so. They will let you down.
First off, whoo! I figured out quoting!
Next, I get that—I do. I wouldn't rely on them being part of a plan but I also wouldn't get them annoyed at me, just in case I could actually get them to step up for once. Though for the sake of the story this metaphor kind of falls flat since Heaven is like a neglectful parent who also changed their number and moved from their last known address.
It is dumb. But it is, undeniably, canon for this fic and presumably for the Hellblazer comics it draws from.
Eh, what can ya do I guess.
Ambrose Bierce, maybe?
Honestly forgot about him. Makes sense though, he's basically American Constantine and John could summon demons, stands to reason he can open full on portals. Confused complaint withdrawn.
I mean, you hit the nail on the head here... and that's probably exactly why Paul doesn't want to associate with them, because disproportionate is their thing, and they do it for some of the most arbitrary of reasons.
Fingers crossed that future meetings will go better now that they've been established as er, less smite happy than their past selves?
 
The reason the previous episode was totally the WORST and a complete waste of time is because the SMALL character development Dana Dearden had, ended up NOT happening.
 
First off, whoo! I figured out quoting!

Huzzah!

Though for the sake of the story this metaphor kind of falls flat since Heaven is like a neglectful parent who also changed their number and moved from their last known address.

You say the metaphor fell flat, I say it's because the new metaphor is much better.

Fingers crossed that future meetings will go better now that they've been established as er, less smite happy than their past selves?

Fingers crossed. If nothing else, I'd like Zauriel on the League; I always liked the guy as a character.
 
I mean, I hate to keep harping on this, but Heaven hasn't lifted a finger to do anything on Earth for centuries at this point as far as I know, except for that one incident Paul mentioned last interview where the angel killed a bunch of people who tried to summon it or something. At that point, any alliances basically have to come from them, because nobody can get in contact without worrying about heavenly flame incinerating them where they stand. So again, can't really rely on them to do anything but sit on their asses. Which then leads, once again, to Paul stealing the fruit: if Heaven tried to take the fruit back violently, Paul can take the fruit to Hell and let Heaven tear Hell apart around him, and then he can take the weakened victor on. IIRC, that was his plan. If Heaven didn't react violently, Paul gets away basically scot-free.
Don't forget that until very recently Zauriel was, one of possibly many, Angels out on Earth acting as a Guardian Angel to humans.


I mean, how much wiggle room is there here? She clearly isn't associated with Hell (which would be the better choice for getting souls for nefarious purposes), and while the Greek pantheon is less than moral they usually save any creative tormenting of souls for people who deserved it, and those people wouldn't be in the Silver City. So... what threat could Thana have possibly posed? What could she have done with one of their souls that she couldn't have done far more easily with a damned soul? It's clearly disproportionate, because no matter how you slice it, Thana didn't do anything burn-worthy. And, hell, if trying to contact Heaven was what the problem was, how did they expect Thana to know she wasn't allowed to do that, seeing as they haven't talked to anyone about that in centuries?
Well, based on.

What we know is probably true.

Thana was given permission to ask the Gods of Death from other pantheons if she could contact dead souls under their care.

The Silver City in DC has no God of Death or any Gods other then the Presence.

Thana was burned by something from the Silver City.


What ends up being a possibility is.


Thana did everything exactly how the Silver City thought she was supposed to but the Silver City is run by assholes who burned her for even asking.

Thana tried to use a spell to communicate with the Silver City, but because she is a priestess of Hades, who possibly used to be an asshole, ran into some sort of automatic firewall protecting the place and got burned.

Thana attempted to travel directly to the Silver City through some way other then the Pearly Gates to make the request and ran into some sort of automatic firewall protecting the place.

Thana successfully traveled to the Silver City through some means other then the Pearly Gates using her powers as a Priestess of Hades and the burn was her punishment as a Priestess of Hades for basically invading.

Thana tried to contact the Presence directly and basically flew too close to the sun.

Thana tried to contact the Presence directly and got the Specter or Eclipso instead, who burned her because they are assholes.

Thana decided that because Christianity didn't have a God of Death nobody would mind/notice if she tried to contact someone without permission and the burn was her punishment for doing so.


And while yea a couple of things there are "don't know unless they tell you", they very well could have told Hades and Hades just didn't think/remember to warn Thana about them.
 
Don't forget that until very recently Zauriel was, one of possibly many, Angels out on Earth acting as a Guardian Angel to humans.

Fair enough, but on the other hand, they still aren't in contact. Guardian Angels don't even seem to talk to their charges, let alone people who might be able to mount a proper defense against demonic assault or give out guidelines for how to contact the Silver City directly in case of dire need or to inquire about situations that religious authorities can't possibly have insight on... such as, say, "can I use one of those fruits".

And while yea a couple of things there are "don't know unless they tell you", they very well could have told Hades and Hades just didn't think/remember to warn Thana about them.

That strains credulity, primarily because, as I said, they haven't been talking with anyone that we're aware of. I'll concede it's possible, but knowing the source material of Hellblazer and the author's apparent disdain for Christianity in general makes me reasonably certain that the fault is on the Silver City's end in this fic.
 
Embattled (supplementary, SI option)
23rd October
21:17 GMT -5


Not caring what people think is its own reward. The audience shouting at me? I'm honestly surprised that doesn't happen more. I certainly wasn't expecting a mostly Christian crowd here in order to hear more about the divinity they revere to react with anything other than shock and outrage.

This, on the other hand…

Father Mattias leans slightly towards me. "Why did you not simply ask for help?"

"Is the Catholic Church in routine, direct, two way contact with the Silver City?"

"Not.. in the way which you mean, no."

"The only people I know of for certain who were were the late elders of the Resurrection Crusade. They're dead, and while it's possible that the rump of the organisation might know how to repeat the process I doubt very much that they'd help me with it. Your Church might be able to work something out. Maybe. If the Silver City was willing to help, which it hasn't shown any sign of doing to date. And them saying 'no' would have been worse, because then they'd have been on their guard."

"And if they'd said 'yes'?"

I bite down my initial 'then why didn't they say 'yes' to any of the people who asked after Fawcett City?' response.

"Then I haven't done anything they wouldn't have done. And I'm not stopping them handing over more pomegranates. Or empowering a warrior saint or two. Nothing so far."

Mattias shakes his head. "I cannot accept that they would have refused an open dialogue."

"You're welcome to try that approach. I wish you all the best. Let me know how it goes. Though given what happened last time, it might be best if you don't try it in a built-up area."

"Did the attitude of Zauriel not convince you that that was an isolated incident?"

"It left me open to the possibility that it might have been. Up until that point, every contact I'd had direct information on suggested that the Silver City was… Neglectful, if not outright hostile."

"Oh?" Mattias raises his eyebrows. "And what other contacts were those?"

"Hell exists. I've visited, and seen the results of open portals on several occasions. The Hellenistic gods are selfish and capricious but even they think that eternal torment is a bit much. Then you've got the aforementioned Sodom and Gomorrah-."

Ms Manning's eyes widen as she makes the connection. "What exactly did you mean when you said that the angel responsible for that had been 'dealt with'?"

"Well, it wasn't… Because of that. But he got seduced by a succubus, who.. tore out his heart. Then he was recalled to the Silver City, cast out and his wings cut off with a chainsaw so that no one would know what he was. He was left like that for a few months, then the First of the Fallen found out where his heart was, had him lick his shoes clean, then crushed his heart and sent him to hell. Where -given what Zauriel said on the subject- I assume he still is."

Mattias' face droops slightly, then freezes in place. Ms Manning glances at him to see if he wants to respond and spots his paralysis. Her eyes dart to the side for a moment as she tries to come up with a sensible response.

"What did.. Zauriel say on the subject?"

"Ring."

"I had no idea that you had sought Gabriel's assistance in this matter. If he has achieved redemption, why did he not simply request the use of the fruit? He had the authority."

"He was sent to a place of punishment to be chastised for his crimes."

Ms Manning's eyes narrow. "That wasn't part of the recording you played on 'Good Morning America'."

"I did say that I'd redacted parts. I was concerned that if our latest anti-demon weapon wasn't fully operational we might get rushed before we were ready to deal with an attack. Now that she's-" More or less. "-in fine smiting form, that's less of an issue. She also isn't in the KordTech building any longer."

"'She'? Do you mean your new weapon is a person, or are you just being poetic?"

"A person. A quasi-demonic person, to be a little more precise. Her demonic heritage made her incapable of morality, so I gave her a fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil to correct that." Ring?

"Do you understand what you have done? You have enabled a being inherently outside God's grace to come within it."

"…this was not merely a vainglorious, hubristic claim. You managed it, and committed only minor sins in the commission."

"So that we're totally clear, Zauriel was visibly impressed by what we did and didn't consider any part of it to be a major sin."

"But, a person. What exactly did you do? Did the fruit give her magical abilities?"

"Ah, no, I don't think so. But we did need her to get some, so… Since he wasn't using them any longer we grafted Gabriel's wings onto her, granting her access to theurgy."

Mattias looks shocked. "That is possible?"

"Ah, it wasn't easy, but yes, it was possible. Would you like to meet her?"

Hm. Reminds me a little of a documentary I saw about early in vitro fertilisation experiments. There was an anti-abortion campaigner interviewed who objected to the fact that a large number of zygotes were destroyed for every one implanted… Which -to be fair- was pretty consistent of them. The problem they had was that it was an academic theological concern as far as most people were concerned, and even they had to admit that they lost all public traction once the doctor running the project held a press conference with the new parents and their offspring. Actual babies versus invisible cell cultures? No contest.

"Is sh-?" Ms Manning glances out at the audience.

"Oh… No. But it's easy to call on her." I take a small signal charm out of subspace. "Should I..?"

Ms Manning doesn't look certain, but Mattias nods definitively. "Yes. Please. I would like to meet this woman who may now enter into God's grace."

"Very well." I snap the charm in two, then toss it a short distance across the stage. There shouldn't be any problem with-.

Gold-white flames flare up from where it lands, rising into an approximately humanoid figure before vanishing. In its place stands B-. Stands Angelica, modestly dressed in business trousers and a soft blue roll neck jumper. With two large white wings sticking out through the back. It doesn't have wing holes exactly; the sheer size of the wings made that impractical. Instead, it has two slits which button up at the bottom. Her skin tanned, her hair remained black and her horns have shrunk to a more lintel-friendly length.

She smiles a little nervously at the audience, clasps her hands demurely at her stomach and gives them a shallow bow. "Hello. My name is Angelica. I'm very pleased to meet you all."
 
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Jesus fucking Christ Paul (NO DON'T TRY AND SUMMON HIM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE PAUL) learn to read the room!

edit: Okay, she needs to be really really persuasive or we're going to have a mob out for her crucifixion. I love this story.
 
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Oh man this is awesome!:D

I would not mine if this whole episodes was just Paul dropping bombshells and inviting godly beings to the stage for the tv.:p
 
So we are going to miss the best part of this interview to see what Grayven is doing... This is truly the worst timeline :(


PS: Next update is a renegade one.
 
Heheh, I really hope that's just Angelica pulling the innocent act as a PR move. Someone with angel powers but still a magnificent bastard would be great.
 
C'mon. She has 'Angel' in her name!

There might be some kind of schism over this.

It might be interesting if Paul is given an invitation to the Vatican to meet with the Pope and the other higher ups.
 
Father Mattias must be a catholic superstar at this point. He keeps showing up on television whenever people need a religious perspective on some magical matter. Within the church his feats of valor like going to hell and back fighting the good fight are probably also well known.
 
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