I feel the arms go around my shoulders and a mouth pressed against my right ear.
"Hey, Pavlos. How you been?"
I remain completely still in my seat, my eyes remaining trained on the Amazon actresses on the stage ahead of me.
"Good afternoon, Seris. Pretty well, thanks."
"You never called."
"I read a book that said it was best not to be clingy. Besides, I can make my own good times."
"Mine are better." I feel her teeth graze the top of my right ear.
"Taboo breakingly better."
"Can I assume from your presence here that you're in favour of this endeavour?"
And.. that's a tongue. O-kay..?
"To be honest-" Slup.
"-I'm not sure how to-" Tchp "-grade it." She moves her mouth away and nuzzles me.
"In absolute terms it's a plane journey and a couple of theatre dates." Her left hand wanders up to my neck and the buttons of my shirt part company with the material, letting her slide it down my chest.
"But in relative terms, this is the biggest change some of them have seen in their entire lifetimes."