We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]
- Thread starter Alectai
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- Sci-Fi Fantasy
Vanargand
So tired.....
It's like a bizarre mix of YunYun and Megumin and Megamind with VM being cheerfully ignorant of how bullshit she is to other people
Probably, but I kind of like the idea of her going with mundane noise out of some desire not to break the fragile mortals, even if it's unlikely. Just imagine it:
Drama!Cultist: "our goddess has decided in her mercy to speak with our enemies instead of immediately smiting them. I shudder at the thought of the fell words she must have for those who threaten her people "
VM: : "radios go brrrr"
Khona Moshr
Pink Flamingo Cabal Healer(they/them)
- Location
- Alabama
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Steamrolling and light teasing of your siblings is totally anime bullying and I'll point to the Back on my anime bullshit tag
ThatGazzer
Minds Eye Bind
- Location
- PNW
- Pronouns
- They/Them
The only way it could have gotten more anime is their breast sizes somehow became the central focus of teasing.
Alectai
Speaks Words of Wisdom... On occasion
DocMatoi
Theoretical Lover of Girls
- Location
- within 2 hours of the White House
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Location
- New Brunswick, NJ
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
This update was very cute. I look forward to seeing what happens next, and to finding out why the broader Azure Dragoons chapter got purged. My guess is that the chapter was already kind of disaffected, which is the reason we were able to diplomance the company leader who showed up to kill us in the first place.
Formatting glitch:
Formatting glitch:
The "There's a pause" here is formatted as AM dialogue, despite not being that thing.
Seeing how the first formal meeting between Verdant and Azure went...
....I want VM to 'Ara~ Ara~' Purple Rogue.
Because he's Slaanesh's inheritor and I will absolutely bust a gut seeing him in the position of a Shota. Only him being a shota will cause more damage than that actually happening
Also Scarlet Cavalier is totally gonna be straight out a shonen anime, punch wizards and everything. Actually I think his sorcerers would probably be more like paladins
Speaking of the two, wonder how they're doing? Maybe Azzy would know but that's probably gonna have to be stuff for another time.
....I want VM to 'Ara~ Ara~' Purple Rogue.
Because he's Slaanesh's inheritor and I will absolutely bust a gut seeing him in the position of a Shota. Only him being a shota will cause more damage than that actually happening
Also Scarlet Cavalier is totally gonna be straight out a shonen anime, punch wizards and everything. Actually I think his sorcerers would probably be more like paladins
Speaking of the two, wonder how they're doing? Maybe Azzy would know but that's probably gonna have to be stuff for another time.
BagFullOfLizards
Some bag, mostly lizards
- Location
- A bag
Now I'm kind of hoping the four gods form a rock-paper-scissors circle of who beats who. What is VM's natural predator going to look like?
Well, this not worrying, at all.
Personal attack dogs of the High Lords policing other chapters.
No reason for concern, No Sirree!
Could be either of them, but I'd bet on the Violet Rogue being a bit of a playful flirt and teasing VM, whose shown herself to be easily flustered.Now I'm kind of hoping the four gods form a rock-paper-scissors circle of who beats who. What is VM's natural predator going to look like?
Scarlet Cavalier would probably be the "only sane god" face palming at the antics of the others.
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
I would have absolutely no problem with this. And in all likihood the Necrontyr would come out on top in a fight. Becuase while that's a battleship equilvalent, Necron tech/gear is better than everybody else when psyker shenanigans don't come into play. So at least the Prince would hurt the Publicani a great deal before having to disengage.
Problem is that he would know he has us over a barrel. He could literally demand everything and anything and there would no nothing keeping him from betraying the deal and reporting us unless we slapped a Geas on him or something.
That or like the servants from the Fate francise. You know, crazy fighters with varying kinds of super powers.
Gets even better when you think about it. If these are a specialized 'anti-marine' chapter (assuming there is only one of these running around) they would have the levels of training and equipment to reliably take the guys that were walking all over us.
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Khona Moshr
Pink Flamingo Cabal Healer(they/them)
- Location
- Alabama
- Pronouns
- They/Them
well, atleast its not the Marines malevolent...?
well VM is a maiden, and will be forever one so she'll never not be easily flustered.
- Location
- Between Worlds
Idk, given that the guy's been operating on the very edge of 'cron space for centuries, I'd imagine he's dealt with then before and knows exactly what they're capable of. If he remains quite confident about his chances, then he probably has some tricks up his sleeve.
Theunderbolt
"Prepare for trouble..."
- Location
- USoA
...
I didn't want to be right...
Critic Ham
Local Pundit too Angry to Die
Oh no, the dork god meets the hammy god. I can imagine people popping pills to deal with the oncoming headaches, but at least it looks like VM and AM might team up if things go well.
As for the others less inclined to meet up with our favorite dork, I say throw plants at them till they do. We can do that right?
As for the others less inclined to meet up with our favorite dork, I say throw plants at them till they do. We can do that right?
Dream Logic
An offseason swallow
- Location
- In transit
Ok, its 'just' the minotaurs. I was worried it was Space Wolves returning to their roots.
Not much better mind you but it could be worse.
Not much better mind you but it could be worse.
Vanargand
So tired.....
I refuse to believe Scarlet Chevalier is anything but Kamina and he treats every single one of his followers as Simon
BagFullOfLizards
Some bag, mostly lizards
- Location
- A bag
"Believe in me who believes in you" works on multiple levels as a god's motto.
Wait, didn't AM start with the Sorcery domain?
Ylamona
Konlulu~
For some reason I expecting SC tobe a Saberface...or at least Mordred.
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
Not quite. It was one of the domains that could be selected at the start:
The only one AM would have started with was Fate.
- Location
- The Netherlands
also artifice due to being beyond limits