(Made an attempt to fit another disney song to the situation and well...if it fits, then we've made a lucky escape.)
(GE MAIYU)
You want to go outside? Why, Liang Shu...
(sung)
Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why you should ally my clan's power
[LIANG SHU, spoken]
I know but...
[GE MAIYU]
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, Liang Shu
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
[LIANG SHU, spoken]
But --
[GE MAIYU]
Shh!
Trust me, pet
Maiyu knows best
Maiyu knows best
Listen to Ge Maiyu
It's a scary world out there
Maiyu knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Yellow Scarves, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Barbarians and snakes
The plague
[LIANG SHU, spoken]
No!
[GE MAIYU]
Yes!
[LIANG SHU, spoken]
But --
[GE MAIYU]
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Maiyu right here
Maiyu will protect you
Honorable Liang Shu, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Suppress the trauma
Maiyu knows best
Maiyu knows best
Take it from your advisor
On your own, you won't survive
Skittish, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Gullible, naïve
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying cause I respect you
Maiyu understands
Maiyu's here to help you
All I have is one request
(spoken)
Liang Shu?
[LIANG SHU, spoken]
Yes?
[GE MAIYU, spoken]
Don't ever ask to leave this estate again
[Liang Shu nervously edges towards the door.]