Oh hey, glad to see our illustrious author again. You know what this calls for? Another song.
Scene: Everyone is working together to prepare the city for when the bandits show up. This has been going on for a long time, and everyone is quite exhausted by the work. Suddenly:
*music starts*
Everyone:
For a long time we've fortified this city,
And by now we're all feeling a little shi-
Ce Xiang:
*Interupts* Pretty! C'mon guys, this is a Disney song
Everyone:
As they bend and crack, our overworked backs,
Aren't easy to ignore!
Yu Zhong:
Hey, think of instead, a girl worth fighting for!
Yeah, that's what I said, a girl worth fighting for!
Liang Shu:
*Turns to Lingqi* I want a fighter through and through, as beautiful as the sun!
Lu Lingqi:
*blushing and turning aside* Dork.
Zhu Fang:
*looks longingly in the direction of the Liang manor* I want a girl who'll be impressed, when I recount how I won.
Liang Zhen:
*back at Liang manor, into thin air* Idiot.
Bi Guang:
I couldn't care less how she acts or what she cooks like,
It all depends on what she looks like.
*Makes obscene cupping gestures in front of his chest with his hands. Ce Xiang and Lu Lingqi both dope slap him.*
Xu Jian:
*Leans over to Gong Su* Bet the local girls think you are quite the charmer!
*Does some muscle poses* And I bet the ladies love a man in armor!
Yu Zhong:
Hey, quit slacking off and get back to work!
Workers:
You know what we want the most if this turns into war,
What do we want? A girl worth fighting for!
Everybody:
*Turns to Zhang Liao*
Zhang Liao:
Don't all of you remember the Tangled parody? Unless my life is on the line, I do not sing.
Liang Shu:
My girl will think I have no faults.
Lu Lingqi:
You wish.
Zhu Fang:
That I'm a major find.
Yu Zhong:
How 'bout a girl who loves a brain,
And wants us for our minds?
Liang Shu and Zhu Fang:
*look at each other* Nah.
Xu Jian:
My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her.
Ce Xiang:
*leans over to Lu Lingqi* He think's he such a lady killer. *they both burst out laughing.*
*Deep in the pits of hell, Julius Ceasar and Qin Shi Huang are standing next to Leng Jun*
Leng Jun:
I had a girl back home unlike any other.
Qin Shi Huang:
*To Ceasar* Yeah the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
*Back in the world of the living*
Azure Lances:
When we come home in victory they'll line up at the door!
What do we want? A girl worth fighting for.
Wish that we had a girl worth fighting for.
Say it again, a girl worth fighting for!
Ce Xiang:
*To Lu Lingqi* Think we should tell them that the city is probably home to hundreds of eligible girls?
Lu Lingqi:
Oh, let them have this. It's been a while since they had a chance at a Disney song.